asinsmith.com The one thing you can be sure of with this show is you won't know what you'll get. An all non-fiction-based documentary mix tape of real conversation, interview, skit, monologue, field recording, Q&A's, stand up comedy, street musicians, and anything else that I have recorded myself, u…
A black friend and I (a whitey) exchange our experiences with the police; a doctor talks about race; hip hop piano tutorials; four white New Zealand men recreate a skit from the first Wu Tang Clan album. p.s. RIP Phife Dawg FEATURING: Jolyon Burford, Chris/Malik Macalpine, Nils Moojen, Paul 'Smitty' Smith, St. John McKay Smith, Dr. Sujata Warrier MUSIC: Youtube hip hop piano tutorials IN THESE TIMES OF ROBOT MONKEYS AND ALL SORTS OF OTHER FUN DISTRACTIONS, IT IS HARD ENOUGH TO GET SOMEONE TO LOOK AT A SELFIE OF YOUR BUTT, LET ALONE ASK SOMEONE TO SIT DOWN AND JUST LISTEN TO SOMETHING, AND CONCENTRATE, FOR AROUND SOME MINUTES.BUT I'M TELLING YOU TO. I AM HERE TO TAKE YOU BACK TO A TIME BEFORE TIME BECAME TIME, A TIME WHERE YOU'D SIT AROUND WITH THE FAMILY AND STARE AT THE RADIO AND LISTEN TO THE WAR.I ALLOW YOU TO DO ONE ACTIVITY WHILE LISTENING: YOUR IRONING. BREASTFEEDING IS ALSO ALLOWED. AND CUDDLING. BESIDES THAT, I WANT YOUR FULL ATTENTION. IT'S ONLY SOME MINUTES. IT WON'T KILL YOU.ALSO: DUE TO NATURE OF SHOW ACCEPT/EXPECT LESS THAN BROADCAST SOUND QUALITY AND LESS THAN FAMILY FRIENDLY CONTENT.
SINSMITH RADIO: REMEMBER, THEY LIVE I talk about losing a friend because of his race and the fallout; an African artist talks about blackness; John Carpenter's movie 'They Live' and Michael Jackson's song 'Remember the Time' set the scene. FEATURING: Kristina Zubkova, St. John McKay Smith, Wangechi Mutu. MUSIC: 'Remember The Time', Michael Jackson MUSIC/INTERLUDES: 'They Live', John Carpenter, 1988
SINSMITH RADIO: BLACK AMERICA, THE RANT Unedited raw recording of an angry black woman on the subway spitting truth about the the black American experience to her fellow passengers, all of whom stared dead straight ahead. Excerpt was used in 'REMEMBER, THEY LIVE (New Jim, part 2)' FEATURING: Angry Woman on Train
My friend Nils talks about a protest rally in London we went to that turned into a riot. It's a riot. FEATURING: Jolyon Burford, Nils Moojen, St. John McKay Smith GUEST STARRING: Skrewdriver's Ian Stuart, Public Enemy's Chuck D, Flavor Flave, and Professor Griff MUSIC: Public Enemy, Fight the Power; Skrewdriver, White Power SFX: Fight the Power march; Battle of Waterloo protest
The story of deciding to drink, drug and fuck to death in Thailand, and a month of practice round the world. FEATURING: Adam, Anastasia Avolyrk, Mary Fischer & nieces, Jim, Josie & Jaeda Hunter, Xinyi Lin (Leila), Karolina May, Claudia Schriersky, St. John McKay Smith.
11: CENTRAL PARK FIVE AND A HALF (BLACK LIVES, part 1) A friend talks about an old boyfriend against the ambience of my Bronx neighborhood at 4am; seven year olds and former inmates talk about slavery; Black Lives Matter marchers do their thing with a xylaphone. FEATURING: Josie Hunter, Jada Hunter, Makeba Hunter, St. John McKay. MUSIC: 14th Street Xylaphone Action IN THESE TIMES OF ROBOT MONKEYS AND ALL SORTS OF OTHER FUN DISTRACTIONS, IT IS HARD ENOUGH TO GET SOMEONE TO LOOK AT A SELFIE OF YOUR BUTT, LET ALONE ASK SOMEONE TO SIT DOWN AND JUST LISTEN TO SOMETHING, AND CONCENTRATE, FOR AROUND SOME MINUTES. BUT I'M TELLING YOU TO. I AM HERE TO TAKE YOU BACK TO A TIME BEFORE TIME BECAME TIME, A TIME WHERE YOU'D SIT AROUND WITH THE FAMILY AND STARE AT THE RADIO AND LISTEN TO THE WAR. I ALLOW YOU TO DO ONE ACTIVITY WHILE LISTENING: YOUR IRONING. BREASTFEEDING IS ALSO ALLOWED. AND CUDDLING. BESIDES THAT, I WANT YOUR FULL ATTENTION. IT'S ONLY SOME MINUTES. IT WON'T KILL YOU. ALSO: DUE TO NATURE OF SHOW ACCEPT/EXPECT LESS THAN BROADCAST SOUND QUALITY AND LESS THAN FAMILY FRIENDLY CONTENT. THANKS. AS WELL: MOST MUSIC LOCALLY SOURCED FROM NEW YORK CITY BUSKERS WHOM I PAID HANDSOMELY. AND LASTLY: THANK YOU, YOU ARE LOVELY.
10: TAKE MY GOD, PLEASE (LOVE THY NEIGHBOUR, part 2) Knock knock. Who's there? God. God who? God, who the fuck are you? FEATURING: Jessica Kingdon, Karolina May, Chris McAlpine, St. John McKay, Julie Praetzel, Joe Quartararo, Billy Quigley. MUSIC: God. IN THESE TIMES OF ROBOT MONKEYS AND ALL SORTS OF OTHER FUN DISTRACTIONS, IT IS HARD ENOUGH TO GET SOMEONE TO LOOK AT A SELFIE OF YOUR BUTT, LET ALONE ASK SOMEONE TO SIT DOWN AND JUST LISTEN TO SOMETHING, AND CONCENTRATE, FOR AROUND SOME MINUTES. BUT I'M TELLING YOU TO. I AM HERE TO TAKE YOU BACK TO A TIME BEFORE TIME BECAME TIME, A TIME WHERE YOU'D SIT AROUND WITH THE FAMILY AND STARE AT THE RADIO AND LISTEN TO THE WAR. I ALLOW YOU TO DO ONE ACTIVITY WHILE LISTENING: YOUR IRONING. BREASTFEEDING IS ALSO ALLOWED. AND CUDDLING. BESIDES THAT, I WANT YOUR FULL ATTENTION. IT'S ONLY SOME MINUTES. IT WON'T KILL YOU. ALSO: DUE TO NATURE OF SHOW ACCEPT/EXPECT LESS THAN BROADCAST SOUND QUALITY AND LESS THAN FAMILY FRIENDLY CONTENT. THANKS. AS WELL: MOST MUSIC LOCALLY SOURCED FROM NEW YORK CITY BUSKERS WHOM I PAID HANDSOMELY. AND LASTLY: THANK YOU, YOU ARE LOVELY.
9: MOZI JOKE HOUR (IN 18 MINUTES) My seven year old makes up jokes for an hour straight, I edit them down to the essential. FEATURING: Malakai 'Moz' 'Mozi' Cadell-McKay, St. John McKay. IN THESE TIMES OF ROBOT MONKEYS AND ALL SORTS OF OTHER FUN DISTRACTIONS, IT IS HARD ENOUGH TO GET SOMEONE TO LOOK AT A SELFIE OF YOUR BUTT, LET ALONE ASK SOMEONE TO SIT DOWN AND JUST LISTEN TO SOMETHING, AND CONCENTRATE, FOR AROUND SOME MINUTES. BUT I'M TELLING YOU TO. I AM HERE TO TAKE YOU BACK TO A TIME BEFORE TIME BECAME TIME, A TIME WHERE YOU'D SIT AROUND WITH THE FAMILY AND STARE AT THE RADIO AND LISTEN TO THE WAR. I ALLOW YOU TO DO ONE ACTIVITY WHILE LISTENING: YOUR IRONING. BREASTFEEDING IS ALSO ALLOWED. AND CUDDLING. BESIDES THAT, I WANT YOUR FULL ATTENTION. IT'S ONLY SOME MINUTES. IT WON'T KILL YOU. ALSO: DUE TO NATURE OF SHOW ACCEPT/EXPECT LESS THAN BROADCAST SOUND QUALITY AND LESS THAN FAMILY FRIENDLY CONTENT. THANKS. AS WELL: MOST MUSIC LOCALLY SOURCED FROM NEW YORK CITY BUSKERS WHOM I PAID HANDSOMELY. AND LASTLY: THANK YOU, YOU ARE LOVELY.
8: MANKO vs THE WILLIE POLICE (FRAMING EVE, part 3) Pussy artist talks about her work, self proclaimed pussy magnet talks about his work, arrestable willie conversation with my son, heart warming love conversation with my guru. FEATURING: Malaki Cadell-McKay, Graham Galatro, BigDick Guy, Megumi Igarashi, Xinyl Lin (Leila), Cristina Hernandez, St. John McKay MUSIC: Metropolitan G Station Sax IN THESE TIMES OF ROBOT MONKEYS AND ALL SORTS OF OTHER FUN DISTRACTIONS, IT IS HARD ENOUGH TO GET SOMEONE TO LOOK AT A SELFIE OF YOUR BUTT, LET ALONE ASK SOMEONE TO SIT DOWN AND JUST LISTEN TO SOMETHING, AND CONCENTRATE, FOR AROUND SOME MINUTES. BUT I'M TELLING YOU TO. I AM HERE TO TAKE YOU BACK TO A TIME BEFORE TIME BECAME TIME, A TIME WHERE YOU'D SIT AROUND WITH THE FAMILY AND STARE AT THE RADIO AND LISTEN TO THE WAR. I ALLOW YOU TO DO ONE ACTIVITY WHILE LISTENING: YOUR IRONING. BREASTFEEDING IS ALSO ALLOWED. AND CUDDLING. BESIDES THAT, I WANT YOUR FULL ATTENTION. IT'S ONLY SOME MINUTES. IT WON'T KILL YOU. ALSO: DUE TO NATURE OF SHOW ACCEPT/EXPECT LESS THAN BROADCAST SOUND QUALITY AND LESS THAN FAMILY FRIENDLY CONTENT. THANKS. AS WELL: MOST MUSIC LOCALLY SOURCED FROM NEW YORK CITY BUSKERS WHOM I PAID HANDSOMELY. AND LASTLY: THANK YOU, YOU ARE LOVELY.
7: SUPERMAN DAT BOSS ASS BITCH (FRAMING EVE, part 2) "Smash the DJ over the head with a bottle and set fire to the bar". Feminism and Soulja Boy, Nicki Minaj and tales of young womenhood. FEATURING: Karolina May, St. John McKay, Jon Sargent, Keenya Scott, Crescentia Woodward MUSIC: Woodward brother on piano IN THESE TIMES OF ROBOT MONKEYS AND ALL SORTS OF OTHER FUN DISTRACTIONS, IT IS HARD ENOUGH TO GET SOMEONE TO LOOK AT A SELFIE OF YOUR BUTT, LET ALONE ASK SOMEONE TO SIT DOWN AND JUST LISTEN TO SOMETHING, AND CONCENTRATE, FOR SOME MINUTES. BUT I'M TELLING YOU TO. I AM HERE TO TAKE YOU BACK TO A TIME BEFORE TIME BECAME TIME, A TIME WHERE YOU'D SIT AROUND WITH THE FAMILY AND STARE AT THE RADIO AND LISTEN TO THE WAR. I ALLOW YOU TO DO ONE ACTIVITY WHILE LISTENING: YOUR IRONING. BREASTFEEDING IS ALSO ALLOWED. AND CUDDLING. BESIDES THAT, I WANT YOUR FULL ATTENTION. IT'S ONLY SOME MINUTES. IT WON'T KILL YOU. ALSO: DUE TO NATURE OF SHOW ACCEPT/EXPECT LESS THAN BROADCAST SOUND QUALITY AND LESS THAN FAMILY FRIENDLY CONTENT. THANKS. AS WELL: MOST MUSIC LOCALLY SOURCED FROM NEW YORK CITY BUSKERS WHOM I PAID HANDSOMELY. AND LASTLY: THANK YOU, YOU ARE LOVELY.
6: 2000 YEARS, 21 DAYS (FRAMING EVE, part 1) What is physical attractiveness if not a fabrication of the brain that we've all agreed upon based in totally arbitrary measurements? and other such pickles as unprotected sex and physical ailments. FEATURING: Jaymeen Cedeno, Rita Dottir, Carmen Gonzalez, Piril Gunduz, Jessica Kingdon, Karolina May, St. John McKay, Eva Sandler, Crescentia Woodward, Ken Woodward, plus MYSTERY GUEST SPEAKER. MUSIC: Subway Irene Cara *NEW* SHORTER SHINIER RUNNING TIME! IN THESE TIMES OF ROBOT MONKEYS AND ALL SORTS OF OTHER FUN DISTRACTIONS, IT IS HARD ENOUGH TO GET SOMEONE TO LOOK AT A SELFIE OF YOUR BUTT, LET ALONE ASK SOMEONE TO SIT DOWN AND JUST LISTEN TO SOMETHING, AND CONCENTRATE, FOR AROUND 15 MINUTES. BUT I'M TELLING YOU TO. I AM HERE TO TAKE YOU BACK TO A TIME BEFORE TIME BECAME TIME, A TIME WHERE YOU'D SIT AROUND WITH THE FAMILY AND STARE AT THE RADIO AND LISTEN TO THE WAR. I ALLOW YOU TO DO ONE ACTIVITY WHILE LISTENING: YOUR IRONING. BREASTFEEDING IS ALSO ALLOWED. AND CUDDLING. BESIDES THAT, I WANT YOUR FULL ATTENTION. IT'S ONLY 28 MINUTES. IT WON'T KILL YOU. ALSO: DUE TO NATURE OF SHOW ACCEPT/EXPECT LESS THAN BROADCAST SOUND QUALITY AND LESS THAN FAMILY FRIENDLY CONTENT. THANKS. AS WELL: MOST MUSIC LOCALLY SOURCED FROM NEW YORK CITY BUSKERS WHOM I PAID HANDSOMELY. AND LASTLY: THANK YOU, YOU ARE LOVELY.
5: ‘HOW I STOPPED WORRYING AND LEARNED TO LOVE THE COOKIE JUICE’ Kurtis, Ol’ D., Daft P., & Sean. Eric, Supey, Cujo, & Slick. A notha Old Skool Turn table Mix.
4: EVERYONE ELSE IS EATING MY APPLES Unable to physically grace the studio this week I am playing an old skool turntable mix of mine from back when I made mixes of music not talkity talk. Featuring: Shadow, Jungle, Schooly, & Meth. Quasi, Lenny, OutK, & Run.
3: JON ON KLEPTO MOUNTAIN Phone call with a shoplifter, life story of a Long Islander on a subway platform, meta realizations over porn DVDs, and a touch of Romanian philosophy. FEATURING: Rita Dottor, DVD Seller, Liquor Store Worker, Long Islander Subway Dweller, St. John McKay, Jon Sargent, Crescentia Woodward MUSIC: Cute Reggae Subway Dude, Twain IN THESE TIMES OF ROBOT MONKEYS AND ALL SORTS OF OTHER FUN DISTRACTIONS, IT IS HARD ENOUGH TO GET SOMEONE TO LOOK AT A SELFIE OF YOUR BUTT, LET ALONE ASK SOMEONE TO SIT DOWN AND JUST LISTEN TO SOMETHING, AND CONCENTRATE, FOR 28 MINUTES. BUT I'M TELLING YOU TO. I AM HERE TO TAKE YOU BACK TO A TIME BEFORE TIME BECAME TIME, A TIME WHERE YOU'D SIT AROUND WITH THE FAMILY AND STARE AT THE RADIO AND LISTEN TO THE WAR. I ALLOW YOU TO DO ONE ACTIVITY WHILE LISTENING: YOUR IRONING. BREASTFEEDING IS ALSO ALLOWED. AND CUDDLING. BESIDES THAT, I WANT YOUR FULL ATTENTION. IT'S ONLY 28 MINUTES. IT WON'T KILL YOU. ALSO: DUE TO NATURE OF SHOW ACCEPT/EXPECT LESS THAN BROADCAST SOUND QUALITY AND LESS THAN FAMILY FRIENDLY CONTENT. THANKS. AS WELL: MOST MUSIC LOCALLY SOURCED FROM NEW YORK CITY BUSKERS WHOM I PAID HANDSOMELY. AND LASTLY: THANK YOU, YOU ARE LOVELY.
2: POSTAL SUPPRESSION Postal yelps and guitar playing for a sandwich, with ruminations on tooth loss, being left alone as a child, and yoga not doing its job. FEATURING: Jolyon Burford, Matthew Davidson, Rita Dottor, Graham Galatro, Jessica Kingdon, Joel Lobolord Scott, St. John McKay, Mahfuza Rahman, Tobe Tsuchiya, Crescentia Woodward (and family), The Penn Station Ensamble MUSIC: A Woodward brother, Fillipe from Africa, Bob Marley Ottis IN THESE TIMES OF ROBOT MONKEYS AND ALL SORTS OF OTHER FUN DISTRACTIONS, IT IS HARD ENOUGH TO GET SOMEONE TO LOOK AT A SELFIE OF YOUR BUTT, LET ALONE ASK SOMEONE TO SIT DOWN AND JUST LISTEN TO SOMETHING, AND CONCENTRATE, FOR 28 MINUTES. BUT I'M TELLING YOU TO. I AM HERE TO TAKE YOU BACK TO A TIME BEFORE TIME BECAME TIME, A TIME WHERE YOU'D SIT AROUND WITH THE FAMILY AND STARE AT THE RADIO AND LISTEN TO THE WAR. I ALLOW YOU TO DO ONE ACTIVITY WHILE LISTENING: YOUR IRONING. BREASTFEEDING IS ALSO ALLOWED. AND CUDDLING. BESIDES THAT, I WANT YOUR FULL ATTENTION. IT'S ONLY 28 MINUTES. IT WON'T KILL YOU. ALSO: DUE TO NATURE OF SHOW ACCEPT/EXPECT LESS THAN BROADCAST SOUND QUALITY AND LESS THAN FAMILY FRIENDLY CONTENT. THANKS.
1: MYOHO ALABAMA Brooklyn Buddhist barge in; confessing stories; hold revelations; MTA dreaming. FEATURING: Jolyon Burford, Matthew Davidson, Zoe Hosmer-Dillard, Joan and the Brooklyn Buddhists, Jessica Kingdon, Joel Lobolord Scott, Michael McKay, Natalie McKay, St. John McKay, Keenya Scott, Claudia Schriensky, Paul 'Smitty' Smith, Ken Woodward MUSIC: Joan and the Brooklyn Buddhists, Angry At Me Didgeridoo Dude, Kate Bushman IN THESE TIMES OF ROBOT MONKEYS AND ALL SORTS OF OTHER FUN DISTRACTIONS, IT IS HARD ENOUGH TO GET SOMEONE TO LOOK AT A SELFIE OF YOUR BUTT, LET ALONE ASK SOMEONE TO SIT DOWN AND JUST LISTEN TO SOMETHING, AND CONCENTRATE, FOR 28 MINUTES. BUT I'M TELLING YOU TO. I AM HERE TO TAKE YOU BACK TO A TIME BEFORE TIME BECAME TIME, A TIME WHERE YOU'D SIT AROUND WITH THE FAMILY AND STARE AT THE RADIO AND LISTEN TO THE WAR. I ALLOW YOU TO DO ONE ACTIVITY WHILE LISTENING: YOUR IRONING. BREASTFEEDING IS ALSO ALLOWED. AND CUDDLING. BESIDES THAT, I WANT YOUR FULL ATTENTION. IT'S ONLY 28 MINUTES. IT WON'T KILL YOU. ALSO: DUE TO NATURE OF SHOW ACCEPT/EXPECT LESS THAN BROADCAST SOUND QUALITY AND LESS THAN FAMILY FRIENDLY CONTENT. THANKS.