Billy Keable and Alex Marshall want to find the worst horror movie ever made. But with so many to choose from it might take a while. Join them on the worst adventure they have ever embarked upon.
Episode 23! Alex and Billy get all ch-ch-ch-ah-ah-ah as they watch Jason X. They discuss the how terrible an idea setting a sequel in space is, Alex gets furious at people in the future not knowing what regular modern day items are and Billy sells out for a cheap laugh. Music by Nagano City Street Band Find them at https://naganocitystreetband.bandcamp.com Additional music by The Conet Project (http://freemusicarchive.org) Licensed Under Free Music Philosophy License Artwork by Adam Bibilo - Find him @biblops E-mail the show at thesquirmcast@gmail.com
Episode 22 - Stephen King Month Part 3! Billy and Alex finish their foray into Stephen King by watching Sleepwalkers, a film that has some very subtle incest undertones. Alex presents a film pitch based on a few keywords, they discuss a character with some very strange motivations and meet the most effective member of law enforcement in Indiana, Clovis the Attack Cat. Music by Nagano City Street Band Find them at https://naganocitystreetband.bandcamp.com Additional music by The Conet Project (http://freemusicarchive.org) Licensed Under Free Music Philosophy License Artwork by Adam Bibilo - Find him @biblops E-mail the show at thesquirmcast@gmail.com
Episode 21 - Stephen King Month Part 2! Alex and Billy end up getting a little tipsy as it’s the only way to watch The Lawnmower Man. A film that is categorically better than Terminator 2. They talk terrible CGI, Pierce Brosnan being creepy and “birdbath”. Music by Nagano City Street Band Find them at https://naganocitystreetband.bandcamp.com Additional music by The Conet Project (http://freemusicarchive.org) Licensed Under Free Music Philosophy License Artwork by Adam Bibilo - Find him @biblops E-mail the show at thesquirmcast@gmail.com
Episode 20 - Stephen King Month Part 1! The ‘Buse’ is loose as Billy and Alex kick off Stephen King month with Silver Bullet. Billy admits to goofing up big time with the timing of the series, they see a rad wheelchair and witness the glorious return of Gary Busey on the podcast. Music by Nagano City Street Band Find them at https://naganocitystreetband.bandcamp.com Additional music by The Conet Project (http://freemusicarchive.org) Licensed Under Free Music Philosophy License Artwork by Adam Bibilo - Find him @biblops E-mail the show at thesquirmcast@gmail.com
Episode Goose! Alex and Billy do something a little different and watch three episodes of kid horror classic Goosebumps. They talk about some of the original ideas for the show that became the Squirmcast and early exposure to horror before getting to the main event where they watch ‘My Best Friend is Invisible’, ‘It Came From Beneath the Sink’ and ‘Revenge of the Lawn Gnomes’. Topics of discussion include, the worst twist ever, what music they’d play a killer sponge to torture it and some gnarly gnomes. Music by Nagano City Street Band Find them at https://naganocitystreetband.bandcamp.com Additional music by The Conet Project (http://freemusicarchive.org) Licensed Under Free Music Philosophy License Artwork by Adam Bibilo - Find him @biblops E-mail the show at thesquirmcast@gmail.com
Episode 19! Billy and Alex watch Burning Bright or as Billy calls it ‘Life of Pi meets Die Hard’. First Billy has an unnecessarily difficult animal/natural horror quiz for Alex before getting to the main event, a film about a Tiger starring Briana Evigan from Step Up 2. They discuss the possibility of the Tiger being racist, the worst PB&J sandwich ever and debate who is the prettiest horse in the house. Music by Nagano City Street Band Find them at https://naganocitystreetband.bandcamp.com Additional music by The Conet Project (http://freemusicarchive.org) Licensed Under Free Music Philosophy License Artwork by Adam Bibilo - Find him @biblops E-mail the show at thesquirmcast@gmail.com
Episode 18! Alex and Billy watch a basketball themed horror-film that was locked away in a vault in Canada for 19 years called Night of the Dribble. They first come up with film pitches for sports-themed horror movies before getting to the big game, a film that includes a character called Beckula, an actor who plays three different awful characters and they come up with the onomatopoeic sound for having your hands cut off by a razor-wire lined basketball hoop. Music by Nagano City Street Band Find them at https://naganocitystreetband.bandcamp.com Additional music by The Conet Project (http://freemusicarchive.org) Licensed Under Free Music Philosophy License Artwork by Adam Bibilo - Find him @biblops E-mail the show at thesquirmcast@gmail.com
Episode 17! Billy and Alex crack open a couple of ‘Heinies’ and watch Terrorvision. They talk about horror-comedy as a genre. Meet the Putterman family AKA The Sexy Jetsons and discover the only sympathetic character in the movie is a gross testicle monster from space. Music by Nagano City Street Band Find them at https://naganocitystreetband.bandcamp.com Additional music by The Conet Project (http://freemusicarchive.org) Licensed Under Free Music Philosophy License Artwork by Adam Bibilo - Find him @biblops E-mail the show at thesquirmcast@gmail.com
Episode 16! Alex and Billy return by watching what is often heralded as the worst horror movie of all time, Troll 2. They talk about how vegetarians can only eat dessert, incredibly hammy acting and Billy defends himself in court against a class action lawsuit brought by Alex and Warwick Davies. Music by Nagano City Street Band Find them at https://naganocitystreetband.bandcamp.com Additional music by The Conet Project (http://freemusicarchive.org) Licensed Under Free Music Philosophy License Artwork by Adam Bibilo - Find him @biblops E-mail the show at thesquirmcast@gmail.com
Episode 15! Billy and Alex share the love by watching Valentine. They talk about which horror icons they would like to get romantic with, experience the Mandela effect and spoil the ending half way through because it just doesn’t make any sense. Music by Nagano City Street Band Find them at https://naganocitystreetband.bandcamp.com Additional music by The Conet Project (http://freemusicarchive.org) Licensed Under Free Music Philosophy License Artwork by Adam Bibilo - Find him @biblops E-mail the show at thesquirmcast@gmail.com
Episode 14! Alex and Billy watch Italian made, German filmed, English dubbed blood-fest Dèmoni (Demons). They talk about other depictions of demons in horror movies, meet cinemas best pimp, a strange mask and katana wielding samurai-knight on a motorbike and unnecessarily good special effects. Music by Nagano City Street Band Find them at https://naganocitystreetband.bandcamp.com Additional music by The Conet Project (http://freemusicarchive.org) Licensed Under Free Music Philosophy License Artwork by Adam Bibilo - Find him @biblops
Episode 13! Billy and Alex watch Maximum Overdrive, the Stephen King written and directed adaptation of his own short story. They discuss other better and much worse adaptations of King’s work, Alex fangirls over Emilio ‘B’estevez and they attempt to come up with a decent cast for a remake (WARNING: It’s mostly wrestlers). Music by Nagano City Street Band Find them at https://naganocitystreetband.bandcamp.com Additional music by The Conet Project (http://freemusicarchive.org) Licensed Under Free Music Philosophy License Artwork by Adam Bibilo - Find him @biblops
Episode 12! Alex gets Billy to watch Jennifer’s Body, a film he hoped he’d never have to see. First they talk about teen movies before getting to the main even about a girl called ’Needy’ and her friend Jennifer’s body. This film was praised for it’s dialogue. This film was praised for it’s dialogue. This film was praised for it’s dialogue. Music by Nagano City Street Band Find them at https://naganocitystreetband.bandcamp.com Additional music by The Conet Project (http://freemusicarchive.org) Licensed Under Free Music Philosophy License Artwork by Adam Bibilo - Find him @biblops
Episode 11! Billy and Alex return to the Warwick Davis well and watch Leprechaun. They first however have some film pitches to get out of the way based on mythical creatures. They learn pots of gold can be made of felt, meet one strange child and Alex falls in love with some really fetch shorts. Music by Nagano City Street Band Find them at https://naganocitystreetband.bandcamp.com Additional music by The Conet Project (http://freemusicarchive.org) Licensed Under Free Music Philosophy License Artwork by Adam Bibilo - Find him @biblops
Episode 10! Alex and a sickly Billy conclude their festive two-parter with Jack Frost (not the Michael Keaton family classic). They talk Christmas music and TV specials, the bad parenting of the strange son of the main character, ill Billy repeatedly makes noises like Sideshow Bob stepping on a rake and they discuss a surprisingly brutal kill committed by the titular mutant snowman. Music by Nagano City Street Band Find them at https://naganocitystreetband.bandcamp.com Additional music by The Conet Project (http://freemusicarchive.org) Licensed Under Free Music Philosophy License Artwork by Adam Bibilo - Find him @biblops
Episode 9! Ready to get ginger? Billy & Alex kick off their Christmas two-parter with the Gary Busey classic, The Gingerdead Man. They talk favourite Christmas movies, Billy’s favourite TV/ Toy franchise, the man, the myth, the legend Gary Busey and go completely off the rails when they try and come up with a British version of The Gingerdead Man. Music by Nagano City Street Band Find them at https://naganocitystreetband.bandcamp.com Additional music by The Conet Project (http://freemusicarchive.org) Licensed Under Free Music Philosophy License Artwork by Adam Bibilo - Find him @biblops
Episode 8! Alex and Billy watch Queen of the Damned a rare choice as Alex has seen it but Billy hasn’t so a hosting role reversal is in order! They talk about the Vampire genre, the show briefly becomes a murder podcast and Billy repeatedly mispronounces the name of Aaliyah’s character. Music by Nagano City Street Band Find them at https://naganocitystreetband.bandcamp.com Additional music by The Conet Project (http://freemusicarchive.org) Licensed Under Free Music Philosophy License Artwork by Adam Bibilo - Find him @biblops
Episode 7! Billy and Alex watch Shark Exorcist. SHARK. EXORCIST. They talk bad horror movie names, Billy pitches his movie idea for a goat themed creature feature and they slowly descend into madness when they describe Shark Exorcist. SHARK. EXORCIST. Music by Nagano City Street Band Find them at https://naganocitystreetband.bandcamp.com Additional music by The Conet Project (http://freemusicarchive.org) Licensed Under Free Music Philosophy License Artwork by Adam Bibilo - Find him @biblops
Episode 6! Alex and Billy watch Stay Alive, another film about some sort of witch ghost. Billy tests Alex’s knowledge of cursed stuff and things, they talk about terrible horror game movies and Alex gives much needed extra insight into the characters. Music by Nagano City Street Band Find them at https://naganocitystreetband.bandcamp.com Additional music by The Conet Project (http://freemusicarchive.org) Licensed Under Free Music Philosophy License Artwork by Adam Bibilo - Find him @biblops
Episode 5! Billy and Alex do everything in their power to avoid watching Darkness Falls. Alex exposes Billy as the fraud he really is, Billy talks about his experiences with night terrors and they eventually get around to a film about a ‘tooth fairy witch ghost’ or something. Music by Nagano City Street Band Find them at https://naganocitystreetband.bandcamp.com Additional music by The Conet Project (http://freemusicarchive.org) Licensed Under Free Music Philosophy License Artwork by Adam Bibilo - Find him @biblops
Episode 4! Alex and Billy watch Critters. They talk about rubbish horror movie monsters, Billy sings some Randy Newman and Alex can’t get enough of the Dog the Bounty Hunter theme. Music by Nagano City Street Band Find them at https://naganocitystreetband.bandcamp.com Additional music by The Conet Project (http://freemusicarchive.org) Licensed Under Free Music Philosophy License Artwork by Adam Bibilo - Find him @biblops
Episode 3! Billy and Alex watch Killer Klowns From Outer Space, a film only one of them ends up liking. They talk about the films they find the scariest, see a sentient balloon dog and Klowns. SO MANY KLOWNS. Music by Nagano City Street Band Find them at https://naganocitystreetband.bandcamp.com Additional music by The Conet Project (http://freemusicarchive.org) Licensed Under Free Music Philosophy License Artwork by Adam Bibilo - Find him @biblops
Episode 2! Alex and Billy watch The Wisher, the most 2002 film ever made. Billy learns how to print stickers, they discuss the confusing amount of product placement and witness the most shocking body count they've ever seen in a slasher film. Music by Nagano City Street Band Find them at https://naganocitystreetband.bandcamp.com Additional music by The Conet Project (http://freemusicarchive.org) Licensed Under Free Music Philosophy License Artwork by Adam Bibilo - Find him @biblops
Episode 1! Billy and Alex watch Skinned Deep a film that Warwick Davis must have only done as a favour. Billy talks about Nu-Metal, Alex coins the term 'Firefly Blood Puddle’ and they witness the glory of a geriatric biker gang. Music by Nagano City Street Band Find them at https://naganocitystreetband.bandcamp.com Additional music by The Conet Project (http://freemusicarchive.org) Licensed Under Free Music Philosophy License Artwork by Adam Bibilo - Find him @biblops
Billy and Alex want to find the worst of the worst in horror movies. But first, they list their five favourites and personal contenders for most hated horror movie before they embark on the worst adventure they will ever embark on. Music by Nagano City Street Band Find them at https://naganocitystreetband.bandcamp.com Artwork by Adam Bibilo
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