Talk About The Classic

The dumb boys are finally back. Life updates include a hurricane, the holidays, oversized butt wipes, and an all new Dave. Get ready to ride the wave...of NEW WAVE DAVE

The boys discuss how voting correlates to the female orgasm, pornography use, blackmail, and the proper pronunciation of the treadmill.

Are almonds too crunchy? Cashews too creamy? Sam's looking for a new car. Dave got a haircut, plus blackmailed on a dating app. Like topics? Listen, call, and comment. (980) 295-2665‬

We found the phone number so we have voicemails. We answer questions and take note of comments. Sam doesn't actually touch his penis. Dive Bar Dave is at it again. Like topics? Listen, call and comment. (980) 295-2665‬

Kris, Sam, Becca and Dani talk getting caught with porn. Becca gets her own Hulu Original show. Dani thinks you can dance. Sam explains DJs. Dave's not here, so don't expect to laugh, or to hear the sound of him chewing flavored nuts. We know that's why you listen. Call in to leave a voicemail. Comments or questions... ‪(980) 295-2665‬ CALL NOW! CALL NOW! CALL NOW! CALL NOW! CALL NOW!

Kris, Dave, Sam & Becca talk cute butts, nice bulges, beach plums and whether or not you too should stop washing your hands. You can also listen on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/krishartrum

The studio has a smell. Sam got a jacuzzi. Kris resets the podcast multiple times with his elbow. Dave explains his war against the homeless. Have comment? Call and leave a voicemail: ‪(980)295 2665‬

What's your water to curd ratio? When did Claire's start? Answers to REAL questions like these and more in this week's ep of da classeeeeek. Have a comment or a question? Call and leave a voicemail: ‪(980) 295-2665‬

Is La Croix just a smell? Dave met a girl online and Sam wants a coconut. If you work for Geico, don't listen to this episode. Call us and leave a comment. Ask a question: 704 419 9548

Sam fearlessly hits on babes 24/7. Dave's STIL single and continues his Mayonnaise Holy War. Got a question? Need help with a pickle? Give us a call. We're here to help. That number again is (704) 419-9548.

We're rereleasing this in honor of our dear friend Maggie The Dog. May she rest in peace. Enjoy. The friends talk health. Dave has no time to eat salad, but spiralizes squash. If you know what i mean then you know what I'm saying.

Freddy fills in for Sam. Dave is a yuppie and hates his boots. Kris spreads the good word of sardines.

Lots of topics in this one. Dave is essential but still needs Sam's help meeting women. Also, projectors: fact or fiction? You be the judge.

It's been a while. Don't even bother.

The claseeks talk creamed corna virus and play marry, fuck, kill. Dave wants to go back to wearing Jincos. We recorded this right before shit hit the fan. We'll all be dead by the time you listen.

Your favorite gang is back with more exciting topics. Fresh topics. Hot topics. Topics like Sam revealing the formula to the great Italian Pasta Scam, and Robin Carter answering the age-old question of "how many partners is too many?" This podcast is sex worker-positive, grocery store-positive, and all-around positively positive. Call us and tell us what YOU think... 828 571 0333

We're lazy so here's an old episode. The episode that started it all. Back when it was still a part of The Talking Book. The friends discuss chips, soda, sandwiches and horror films. The epitome of classic. Was this ever something?!?

Dani and Kris talk sex, parenting, insect reproduction, storing semen, trying & quitting sports, karate moms, kiddos and the theater. Never give up. Never Surrender.

Becca MaLucky stops by to laugh at all Dave's jokes. Dave spends the entire episode spilling pickle juice. Sam has a coyote problem. Kris has no flaws. Listen after the episode for a secret story from our producer Dani. Please call us, for the love of god. 828 571 033333333333333333333333333333333333333

The show gets a producer. Sam presents the ultimate Chipotle burrito. Dani crushes/inspires Dave's hopes and dreams. The library has some edgy DVDs. Is Dave trying to overthrow Kris?! Call us to weigh in: 828 571 0333. ACT NOW!

The friends record on Kris's 36th birthday. Dave can't see anymore because of drugs. Kris believes we're all in the matrix. We don't just give advice, we take advice. Call and leave a message at: 828 571 0333

Sam and Dave discuss dogs vs whales. Kris doesn't see enough rock shows. Beethoven the movie is classeeeK. Everyone is a low-key shoplifter. Great topics all around. call us for advice: 828 571 0333

Dave's sleep schedule. Kris is a bad project manager. We don't just give advice, we take advice. Our Number Is: 828 571 0333

The friends discuss toothpaste, sweet casa blinds, peanut butter, hobbies and childhood dreams. Dave can't get enough.

The friends talk health. Dave has no time to eat salad, but spiralizes squash. If you know what i mean then you know what I'm saying.

The friends talk sports. Dave was a soccer star. Sam didn't play pocket pool but loves red balloons. Supertasters were never real.

Kris talks to up-and-coming stand-up comedian and local potter Jeff Linton about fatherhood, comedy and setting goals.

Kris and Dave talk to their childhood friend Tim, who is tall.

The friends talk about beef jerky, wine, taco bell, moving to Japan and Sam and Dave's new girlfriends.

Kris talks with his baby mama Dani Harris about raising kids, how they met, working dumb jobs and running the Nonprofit.

Sam has the little dick blues. Kris fucks up the Squirt taste test.

Dave gets a new jacket but not a Golden Corral gift card. Sam talks about Sweet Casa Blinds.

The first episode of Talk About The Classic, which used to be called Talking Shit. What?!?! The friends discuss chips, soda, sandwiches and horror films.