Talksploitation

Tony and Cait pick up the pieces of Bloodsucking Pharaohs In Pittsburgh directed by Alan Smithee, A.K.A. Dean Tschetter.SPOILER DANGER ZONE is between 24:00 - 42:33.Follow the Show:https://twitter.com/Beer_Noodleshttps://www.instagram.com/beernoodles/https://www.facebook.com/BeerNoodlesX/Other Stuff We’ve Made:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYb1khL14SpxK4xHXyza2vQMusic:Dragon Sound - Friends

Enlist in the KISS Army!  It's easy.  All you have to do is listen to KISS, and say you enjoy it.  What's that?  You don't like KISS?  No problem!  You don't need to in order to watch the comedic Detroit Rock City.  Check out this underrated gem from director Adam Rifkin.SPOILER DANGER ZONE is between 29:02 - 51:09.Follow the Show:https://twitter.com/Beer_Noodleshttps://www.instagram.com/beernoodles/https://www.facebook.com/BeerNoodlesX/Other Stuff We’ve Made:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYb1khL14SpxK4xHXyza2vQMusic:Dragon Sound - FriendsKISS - Detroit Rock City

Tony and Cait get swooned by Robert Mitchum in The Night of the Hunter.  Well, Tony doesn't because he's not a dumb idiot like Cait because while Cait's out being brainwashed by some Devil-in-disguise preacher, Tony's heroically drinking himself into a drunken stupor to avoid responsibility in life.  Now that's smart.The Night of the Preacher was directed by Charles Laughton.SPOILER DANGER ZONE is between 34:22 - 59:47.Follow the Show:https://twitter.com/Beer_Noodleshttps://www.instagram.com/beernoodles/https://www.facebook.com/BeerNoodlesX/Other Stuff We’ve Made:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYb1khL14SpxK4xHXyza2vQMusic:Dragon Sound - Friends

In space, anyone can hear you dream.  The Last Starfighter tells us that any dream is possible, even the ones you weren't expecting.The Last Starfighter is directed by Nick Castle.SPOILER DANGER ZONE is between 16:46 - 40:05Follow the Show:https://twitter.com/Beer_Noodleshttps://www.instagram.com/beernoodles/https://www.facebook.com/BeerNoodlesX/Other Stuff We’ve Made:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYb1khL14SpxK4xHXyza2vQMusic:Dragon Sound - FriendsCraig Safan - The Last Starfighter Main Title

Tony and Cait join in with trying to keep the worst kept secret about who the mysterious killer is in the original Friday the 13th directed by Sean S. Cunningham.  We'll give you a hint.  The killer's name doesn't rhyme with basin.SPOILER DANGER ZONE is between 19:56 - 38:13.Follow the Show:https://twitter.com/Beer_Noodleshttps://www.instagram.com/beernoodles/https://www.facebook.com/BeerNoodlesX/Other Stuff We’ve Made:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYb1khL14SpxK4xHXyza2vQMusic:Dragon Sound - FriendsHarry Manfredini - Friday the 13th original soundtrack

It's alcoholics VS. druggies in Joe Begos' VFW.  This episode is best listened to when accompanied with your favorite drug of choice.SPOILER DANGER ZONE is between 18:41 - 36:07Follow the Show:Twitter - @Beer_NoodlesInstagram - @beernoodlesFacebook - @BeerNoodlesXOther Stuff We’ve Made:YouTube - Beer NoodlesMusic:Dragon Sound - Friends

Tony and Cait hop into a 1966 Cadillac DeVille and take in the 1969 Los Angeles landscape fashioned by Quentin Tarantino's Once Upon a Time...in Hollywood.  Actually, we didn't get into a 1966 Cadillac DeVille at all, or any car for that matter because this is a podcast, you dolt.  C'mon, don't be so gullible.SPOILER DANGER ZONE is between 12:53 - 1:05:15.Follow the Show:Twitter - @Beer_NoodlesInstagram - @beernoodlesFacebook - @BeerNoodlesXOther Stuff We’ve Made:YouTube - Beer NoodlesMusic:Dragon Sound - Friends

Tony and Cait take a peek at the peak-climbing action thriller Cliffhanger directed by Renny Harlin.  We see Sylvester Stallone conquer snowy mountains and real-sounding English terrorists all while only dressed in a sleeveless shirt! It's exactly like how John McClane defeated terrorists in his bare feet!  We can't even tell the difference between Cliffhanger and Die Hard anymore!  As a bonus, you get to hear Tony remark that Die Hard has memorable lines, and then he proceeds to botch them.  What a dumb idiot, that guy.SPOILER DANGER ZONE is between 9:54 - 43:50Follow the Show:Twitter - @Beer_NoodlesInstagram - @beernoodlesFacebook - @BeerNoodlesXOther Stuff We’ve Made:YouTube - Beer NoodlesMusic:Dragon Sound - Friends

Tony and Caitlin each talk about 10 of their favorite movies in the 2010-2019 decade.  This episode is entirely spoiler free.Follow the Show:Twitter - @Beer_NoodlesInstagram - @beernoodlesFacebook - @BeerNoodlesXOther Stuff We've Made:YouTube - Beer NoodlesMusic:Dragon Sound - Friends

Ho-Ho-Ho-ly crap it's that time of the year again.  Where does the time go?  Well, if you got a little time to spare, you can listen to Tony and Cait discuss the 1980 psychological (slasher?) horror thriller, Christmas Evil.  Written and directed by Lewis Jackson.  And remember, if it isn't Talksploitation, then it isn't worth listening to.SPOILER DANGER ZONE is between 11:54 - 51:48.Follow the Show:Twitter - @Beer_NoodlesInstagram - @beernoodlesFacebook - @BeerNoodlesXOther Stuff We've Made:YouTube - Beer NoodlesMusic:Dragon Sound - Friends

Tony and Cait get festive with the 1984 cult slasher/horror Silent Night, Deadly Night directed by Charles E. Sellier, Jr.  Tune in to find out which one of us is naughty and needs to be punished, and which one of us is nice, but probably still needs to be punished.SPOILER DANGER ZONE is between 10:46 - 45:58.Follow the Show:Twitter - @Beer_NoodlesInstagram - @beernoodlesFacebook - @BeerNoodlesXOther Stuff We've Made:YouTube - Beer NoodlesMusic:Dragon Sound - FriendsMorgan Aimes - The Warm Side of the Door

Tony and Cait talk about Radio Silence's Ready or Not.  One part horror + one part comedy = a good time for this devilish dangerous game romp.SPOILER DANGER ZONE is between 12:23 - 41:22.Follow the Show:Twitter - @Beer_NoodlesInstagram - @beernoodlesFacebook - @BeerNoodlesXOther Stuff We've Made:YouTube - Beer NoodlesMusic:Dragon Sound - FriendsHeadquarters Music - The Hide and Seek Song 

The Talksploitation duo bundle up with Osgood Perkin's The Blackcoat's Daughter.  Hear Tony think out loud as he tries to understand the layers of the film, which probably comes off as a bumbling drivel, and all the while Cait wishes a spooky shadowy specter would whisk her away from the conversation.  If you can take anything away from this podcast, it's that you don't have to be smart to have one.SPOILERS START AT 17:59Follow the Show:Twitter - @Beer_NoodlesInstagram - @beernoodlesFacebook - @BeerNoodlesOther Stuff We've Made:YouTube - Beer NoodlesMusic:Dragon Sound - Friends

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!  Tony and Cait give thanks this year by being grateful that they don't have twin siblings that try to pin murders on them.  That's right, it's Blood Rage directed by John Grissmer.SPOILER Danger Zone is between 11:35 - 43:18.Follow the Show:Twitter - @Beer_NoodlesFacebook - @BeerNoodlesXInstagram - @BeernoodlesOther Stuff We've Made:YouTube - Beer NoodlesMusic:Dragon Sound - Friends

Tony and Cait are laid to rest by Doctor Sleep directed by Mike Flanagan.  Apparently, Doctor Sleeps dreams that it was Stanley Kubrick's The Shining.Spoilers start at 6:12, and then go throughout.Follow the Show:Twitter - @Beer_NoodlesInstagram - @beernoodlesFacebook - @BeerNoodlesXOther Stuff We've Made:YouTube - Beer NoodlesDragon Sound - Friends

Tony and Cait find out that watching a comedy about Nazis isn't always as cheery as it sounds.Spoiler Danger Zone is between 14:48 - 47:30.Follow the show:Twitter - @Beer_NoodlesInstagram - @beernoodlesFacebook - @BeerNoodlesXOther Stuff We've Made:YouTube - Beer NoodlesMusic:Dragon Sound - Friends

Cherby and McGill drive each other mad in their podcasting efforts as they step into the light of The Lighthouse, directed by Robert (don't call me David) Eggers.  This episode is best listened to on a phonograph.Spoiler Danger Zone is between 13:56 - 47:35.Follow the show:Twitter - @Beer_NoodlesInstagram - @beernoodlesFacebook - @BeerNoodlesXOther Stuff we've made:YouTube - Beer NoodlesMusic:Dragon Sound - Friends

Happy Halloween from Talksploitation!  This week we feature a horror film that actually features the Halloween holiday, and some rocking tracks by Fastway.  That's right, it's Trick or Treat directed by Charles Martin Smith, and definitely starring Gene Simmons of KISS and Ozzy Osbourne.Spoiler Danger Zone is between 23:30 - 1:02:15.Also, beware of Tony's congestion as a cold plagues him and makes it hard for him to breathe.  Colds are stupid.Follow the show:Twitter - @Beer_NoodlesInstagram - @beernoodlesFacebook - @BeerNoodlesXOther stuff we've made:YouTube - Beer NoodlesMusic:Dragon Sound - Friends

The Talksploitation team continues chopping their way through the Halloween season with a 2006 slasher film that feels straight plucked from the 80's.  Hatchet was written and directed by Adam Green, and slasher villain icon Kane Hodder takes off the hockey mask and slaps on some denim overalls to become Victor Crowley.SPOILER WARNINGS:Spoiler Danger Zone is between 10:06 - 41:49.However, within that spoiler zone is a mini spoiler zone that reveals some stuff in Hatchet 2 and Hatchet 3.  There will be SFX chimes to let you know when this section begins and ends, which is 39:10 - 40:30.Follow the show:Twitter - @Beer_NoodlesInstagram - @beernoodlesFacebook - @BeerNoodlesXOther stuff we've made:YouTube - Beer NoodlesMusic:Dragon Sound - Friends

Since it's the spooky time of the year, the Talksploitation duo kick off the season with a slasher they previously haven't seen, and unfortunately (or fortunately - however you want to look at it) chose Bloody Birthday (1981) directed by Ed Hunt.  This movie is best watched through a peephole.Follow the Show:Twitter - @Beer_NoodlesInstagram - @beernoodlesFacebook - @BeerNoodlesXOther stuff we've made:YouTube - Beer NoodlesMusic:Dragon Sound - Friends

The dynamic Talksploitation duo take the last exit to Gotham as they mull over Todd Phillips' Joker starring Joaquin Phoenix as the titular character.  Move over, Batman.  It's time to let the crazy shine!Follow the show:Twitter - @Beer_NoodlesInstagram - @beernoodlesFacebook - @BeerNoodlesXOther Stuff We've Made:YouTube - Beer Noodles Music:Dragon Sound - Friends

Tony and Cait yuk it up over Observe and Report, a dark comedy from the mind of Jody Hill (Eastbound & Down) starring Seth Rogen, Anna Faris, Michael Pena, and Ray Liotta.Spoiler Danger Zone is between 11:00 - 48:00.Follow the show:Twitter:  https://twitter.com/Beer_NoodlesInstagram:  https://www.instagram.com/beernoodles/Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/BeerNoodlesX/ Check out other stuff made by us:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYb1khL14SpxK4xHXyza2vQMusic:Dragon Sound - Friends

Tony and Cait hit the ice like a real couple of benders as they discuss one of Jean Claude Van Damme's more entertaining action flicks, Sudden Death.  "So, get in the fast lane, Grandma!  The bingo game is ready to roll!" - Mike Lange (Pittsburgh Penguins radio play-by-play announcer).WARNING: Thereis no spoiler warning this episode, so listen at your own risk.Twitter:  https://twitter.com/Beer_NoodlesInstagram:  https://www.instagram.com/beernoodles/Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/BeerNoodlesX/YouTube:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYb1khL14SpxK4xHXyza2vQ

This one is a real Fart Blossom Special!  Married duo, Tony & Cait, journey back 30 years to discuss a not so well known 80s slasher flick that fell through the linoleum cracks. Listen as the hosting pair say they will delay giving spoilers while they ham-handedly give away minor spoilers before the spoilers section of the episode.  What a couple of dolts.Follow the Show:https://twitter.com/Beer_Noodleshttps://www.instagram.com/beernoodles/https://www.facebook.com/BeerNoodlesX/Other Stuff We’ve Made:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYb1khL14SpxK4xHXyza2vQMusic:Dragon Sound - Friends

Tony and Cait talk about It Chapter 2 as well as mentioning It (2017) a bunch of times, so I guess you could say our premiere episode also gives you a bonus review.  Sort of.Follow the Show:https://twitter.com/Beer_Noodleshttps://www.instagram.com/beernoodles/https://www.facebook.com/BeerNoodlesX/Other Stuff We’ve Made:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYb1khL14SpxK4xHXyza2vQMusic:Dragon Sound - Friends