The EveryBody Hates Us Podcast

Join Eli, Parker, and Noah on episode 29 as they bring back the energy with recent news involving the Queens passing (RIP), fishin, movies that scarred Eli, and Tinder. They get into games, honey for rich people, and end on furry dancers. Send topic ideas, critiques, or a good roast to EveryBodyHatesUs7@gmail.com

Join Elijah, Parker, and Noah on episode twenty-eight as they dive into car shows, unforgivable crimes, and alpha male routines. Wrapping up with Musks' plan to buy Twitter, released government documents, crop circles, and Parker teaching how to properly infiltrate a society. Send topic ideas, critiques, or a good roast to EveryBodyHatesUs7@gmail.com

Join Eli, Parker, and Noah on episode twenty-seven as they talk about the smack that instantly became a meme, girls doing the doo (totally not true) Marylands law that might've been, good ol' Dennis the regular, and the new batman movie. Send us topic ideas, critiques, or a good roast to EveryBodyHatesUs7@gmail.com

Join Eli, Parker, and Noah on episode twenty-six as they dive into the war, doors vs wheels. They talk about new movies coming out, video games, and rage quitting. Then get into the mysterious company that might be Illuminati, and end with over- weight people along with some deep thoughts throughout the episode. Send us topic ideas, critiques, or a good roast to EveryBodyHatesUs7@gmail.com

Join Elijah, Parker, and Noah on episode twenty-five as they discuss language, Phineas & Ferb, shower routines, brushing your teeth, future of cars. They get into scandals and end on criminal d*ck shortening. Send us topic ideas, critiques, or a good roast to EveryBodyHatesUs7@gmail.com

Join Elijah, Parker, and Noah on episode twenty-four as they talk about getting out of tickets, tensions overseas, zombie apocalypse, Elis' bathwater, fame, and wrap up with wanting a seizure. Send us topic ideas, critiques, or a good roast to EveryBodyHatesUs7@gmail.com

Join Eli, Parker, and Noah on episode twenty-three as they get into men being treated like a baby but also a dolphin. Being obsessed with power, violence, and farts. Reddit reads, male Karens defending deer with their son, and end with Eli absolutely dropping squirrels. Send us topic ideas, critiques, or a good roast to EveryBodyHatesUs7@gmail.com

Join Eli, Parker, and Noah on episode twenty-two as they talk about the Metaverse, 4D media, terms and conditions, ripped Jeff Bezos, rapid movie plots. Ending with Fortnite game calls and the end of the episode deep thought. Send us topic ideas, critiques, or just a good roast to EveryBodyHatesUs7@gmail.com

Join Eli, Parker, and Noah on episode 21 as they kick season two off. In this episode, they talk about parkers adventures in his ex-car. Then dive into weird superpowers they would have, Jax opening doors, the worlds' cringiest musical, and finish off with what happened at Little Switzerland Ski Resort. New episodes air every week! Send us topic ideas, critiques, or just a good roast to EveryBodyHatesUs7@gmail.com

Join Elijah, Parker, and Noah on episode 20 as they talk about their Halloween club experience. They talk about Dune, NNN, The Island Boys, and wrap up with Elis' company to assist dwarves in getting around faster. Also, Parker talks about his cult where he plays God to a village of dwarves. END OF SEASON ONE!!! Send us topic ideas, critiques, or just a good roast to EveryBodyHatesUs7@gmail.com

Join Elijah, Parker, and Noah on episode 19 as they dive into the realities of today's kids, Alec Baldwins incident, some nasty stories of destroying our bodies. Wrapping up with the TikTok snail meme. New episodes air every week! Send us topic ideas, critiques, or just a good roast to EveryBodyHatesUs7@gmail.com

Join Elijah, Parker, and Noah on episode 18 as they talk about their week in full detail. Frat parties, freshman today. Bonding over thyroid cancer. Crossbow man. And end on a deep thought question per usual. New episodes air every week! Send us topic ideas, critiques, or just a good roast to EveryBodyHatesUs7@gmail.com

Join Elijah, Parker, and Noah on episode 17 as they dive into the milk crate challenge, peeing the bed w/ your girl. Suing your parents over 30k worth of porn. Wisconsin cow pets at McDonalds. Wrapping up with Para...blah...blah..phobia, (the fear of friday the 13th.) New episodes air every week! Send us topic ideas, critiques, or just a good roast to EveryBodyHatesUs7@gmail.com

Join Elijah, Parker, and Noah on episode 16 as they start off with Elijah and Noahs' stories at WCTC. Afghan, and what happened in Lone Survivor. Only Fans' recent tragedy, Elis' bullies and wrap up with childhood memories and the end of the episode deep thought question. New episodes air every week! Send us topic ideas, critiques, or just a good roast to EveryBodyHatesUs7@gmail.com

Join Elijah, Parker, and Noah on episode 15 as they discuss parkers roofie experience, Parties in the UK compared to the US. An extra long rapid fire questionnaire segment. Then Eli goes on about his lame dream. Parker wants his family members to die...he also has schizophrenia. This episode ends on the topic of snapchat. New episodes air every week! Send us topic ideas, critiques, or just a good roast to EveryBodyHatesUs7@gmail.com

Join Elijah, Parker, and Noah on episode 14 as they jump into how eventful their week was. They get into motorcycles and an upcoming licensing, Eli's a dad now. Spongebob and Patrick in real life. Noahs gay café, then wrap up with weird food combos. New episodes air every week! Send us topic ideas, critiques, or just a good roast to EveryBodyHatesUs7@gmail.com

Join Elijah, Parker, and Noah on episode 13 as they dive into Outer Banks season 2, drinking too much milk at a wedding, Eli being allergic to penis pillz, Parkers drunk brother at Deer District. They wrap up with another thought provoking question, which leads into some heavy topics. New episodes air every week! Send us topic ideas, critiques, or just a good roast to EveryBodyHatesUs7@gmail.com

Join Elijah, Parker, and Noah on episode eleven as they dive into the festivities they had over the holiday, some more movies, recent news, and wrap up with a thank you. New episodes air every week! Send us topic ideas, critiques, or just a good roast to EveryBodyHatesUs7@gmail.com

Join Elijah, Parker, and Noah in episode 10 as they get back in the podcast groove. In this episode they start off with Noah having to go mission - ghost. They talk about the demon bat, Parkers crush on Loki, how we truly feel about animals. They discuss being an actor, and finish off with a clueless conversation on where things are in Wisconsin. New episodes air every Friday! Send us topic ideas, critiques, or just a good roast to EveryBodyHatesUs7@gmail.com

Join Eli, Parker, and Noah in episode nine. In this episode they talk about bad work days, along with careers and of course....more on cars. They also dive into dream houses and traveling, finishing off with the topic of tattoos. New episodes air every Friday! Send us topic ideas, critiques, or just a good roast to EveryBodyHatesUs7@gmail.com

Join Eli, Parker, and Noah in episode eight. In this special episode, three goons talk about everyone owning their own nuke, more on the advancement of technology, Logan Vs Floyd fight. We find our rap names, and finish off with what's to come on this really weird podcast. New episodes air every Friday! Send us topic ideas, critiques, or just a good roast to EveryBodyHatesUs7@gmail.com

Join Eli, Parker, and Noah on episode seven. In this weird episode they discuss Thanos' condiment gauntlet. They Introduce two new segments called, WTF was that sentence, and The one word sentence. They also dive into personal spooky stories, and finish with more TikTok filters and bits with some bullsh*t in between. New episodes air every Friday! Send us topic ideas, critiques, or just a good roast to EveryBodyHatesUs7@gmail.com

Join Eli, Parker, and Noah in episode six as they get into Mr Musks agendas, Jesus' new cult, the Josh fight, and your dad giving you fake nipples to help you fit in. New episodes air every Friday! Send us topic ideas, critiques, or just a good roast to EveryBodyHatesUs7@gmail.com

Join Eli, Parker, and Noah on episode five of the Everybody Hates Us Podcast. In this episode they get into social medias affect on teens, nostalgic tv shows, world of esports, and wrap it up with fast food. New episodes air every Friday! Send us topic ideas, critiques, or just a good roast to EveryBodyHatesUs7@gmail.com

Join Eli, Parker, and Noah in episode four of this outrageous podcast. In this episode they introduce their first guest, and get into the lego black market, Sasquatch shave'n his nuts with a manscaped lawn mower 3.0. they dive into dream cars, get into depth of games, and finish off with some weird ass dreams. New episodes air every Friday! Send us topic ideas, critiques, or just a good roast at EveryBodyHatesUs7@gmail.com

Join Eli, Parker, and Noah in the third episode of this delightfully disturbing podcast. In this episode they talk about some fun stories from the high school days, a New Yorker saving a man from a bridge, and some other random bullshit that makes no sense at all. New episodes air every Friday! Send us topic ideas, critiques, or just a good roast at EveryBodyHatesUs7@gmail.com

Join Eli, Parker, and Noah as they kick the second episode off with an inside look at dreams dates, stocks at a young age, and a good ol" Would You Rather segment. New episodes air every Friday! send us topics, critiques, or just a good roast at EveryBodyHatesUs7@gmail.com

Join Eli, Parker, and Noah, as they dive into how this podcast came to be. This is episode one of a new podcast series, full of crazy stories, deep talks, and a lot of laughing. Featuring Eli's tummy issues.