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Wait just one burger flipping minute! You haven't heard the Long Spatula Podcast? Join these hopeless romantics through a variety of unpredictable segments as they talk about general life, funny stories and reviews of the latest films! Send us an email at longspatula@gmail.com Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/yKjXnYR It’s free, and you can talk to us and other members of the podcast as well as many other active members.

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    • 155 EPISODES


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    98 - Press O for Osanne

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2025 69:57


    Only 2 more episodes until episode 100! In this week's episode we learn how to make Jamaican patties in 'Osanne's Cooking Segment.'And, we review Trevor Noah's 'What Now' podcast. Also, Osanne saves someone's life?Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/WsZQAMeDJFA place where you can discuss the podcast with other like-minded members and fans of Long Spatula.**Ratings**What Now? with Trevor NoahRyan: 5/10Osanne: 7.5/10

    97 - Year of the Pod

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2024 30:51


    It's a new year and that means new resolutions - get your spatulas ready because Osanne and Ryanare starting this year with some fire - crack open the supermalts because you're not going to want to miss this one.Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/WsZQAMeDJFA place where you can discuss the podcast with other like-minded members and fans of Long Spatula.

    Spat Bites - Osanne "Spats" Some Bars

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2024 5:36


    It's sizzling in the booth as Osanne sends some fire lyrics Ryan's way with a twist... it's a riddle!

    Movie Review - Die Hard

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2024 30:22


    Ryan and Osanne review... Die Hard**Ratings**Ryan: 8/10Osanne: 8/10

    96 - A Long Day to Die Hard

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2024 68:09


    Get the eggnog and the merry cheer going, in this explosive episode we have anotherhighly anticipated AI Tournament segment (Christmas themed!) and our review of: Die Hard (1988).Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/WsZQAMeDJFIf you would like to discuss the podcast with other like-minded members.**Ratings**Die HardRyan: 8/10Osanne: 8/10

    95 - Pepper X

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2024 42:19


    In this week's episode we talk about the new world's hottest pepper: Pepper X.Also, Osanne has found paradise on earth. Tune in to hear about this and our review of: Predestination (2014).Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/yKjXnYR If you would like to discuss the podcast with other like-minded members.

    94 - The Ultimate AI Fighting Tournament

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2024 49:43


    Step into the algorithm with your bois, Ryan and Osanne as their magic conch co-host has all the answers in another action packed episode, with an AI fighting tournament and much more...

    Podcast Review - Witch

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2023 34:12


    Ryan and Osanne review... Witch**Ratings**Ryan: 6.5/10Osanne: 7.5/10

    93 - Cogito, ergo sum

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2023 58:14


    Sit back, relax and... you're a wizard Terry! Your bois, Ryan and Osanne have brought back the magic this episode with a rap riddle and a podcast review. Hold on to your headphones!Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/yKjXnYRIf you would like to discuss the podcast with other like-minded members.**Ratings**WitchRyan: 6.5/10Osanne: 7.5/10

    Movie Review - The Batman

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2023 24:07


    Ryan and Osanne review... The Batman**Ratings**Ryan: 7.5/10Osanne: 5/10

    92 - Spatman

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2023 45:03


    This week we talk about some of the most puzzling, and most tragic stories.We also tell some exclusive tales from our latest barbeque, and end on an explosive reviewof The Batman (2022).Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/yKjXnYRIf you would like to discuss the podcast with other like-minded members.**Ratings**The BatmanRyan: 7.5/10Osanne: 5/10

    91 - Surf's Up

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2023 45:47


    We are joined in spirit by our first ever pseudo-live audience, stay tuned for multiple anecdotes, a review of Face/Off, and learning how to surf.Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/yKjXnYR If you would like to discuss the podcast with other like-minded members.

    90 - Spat Ocean

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2023 101:38


    We're back in a huuuge episode, multiple segments, trickin' Osanne and a review - this episode's got it all!Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/yKjXnYR If you would like to discuss the podcast with other like-minded members.

    89 - Boating School

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2023 42:35


    Your bois are back with all the latest stories, including our first impressions on The Super Mario Bros. Movie trailer as wellas Osanne's first foray into driving. Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/yKjXnYR If you would like to discuss the podcast with other like-minded members.

    88 - Spatdew Valley

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2023 53:19


    Rev up those fryers because your bois Osanne and Ryan are finally back. We've been busy rustling up a few new stories to share as well as a brand new cooking and... farming segment? Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/yKjXnYR If you would like to discuss the podcast with other like-minded members.

    87 - The Chair

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2022 93:18


    This week's episode is a big one as we hear about Osanne's latest foray into afrobeats, brunch and .. bingo? Ryan tells an equally bizarre story about a chair he bought and we wrap up the episode on tales of magic, plus a review of the League of Legends: Arcane TV series! Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/yKjXnYR If you would like to discuss the podcast with other like-minded members.

    TV Review: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2022 22:36


    Ryan and Osanne review... Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean**Ratings**Ryan: 8.5/10Osanne: 8/10

    86 - The Unboxing Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2022 43:59


    Welcome back to the Long Spatula podcast and in this episode your leg-ends, Ryan and Osanne, will bring you some smooth ASMR unboxing sounds along with some bars of gold as Osanne spits some fire in an old favourite segment. Then things get Stone Cold as we bring you a review of the latest installment in the Jojo franchise: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean, so just sit back, relax and enjoy.**Ratings**Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stone OceanRyan: 8.5/10Osanne: 8/10

    85 - Osanne, Brosanne, and Tosanne

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2022 51:29


    In this week's episode, something happens to Osanne that neither of us could have predicted, we also give our first impression on the new Jojo's Bizarre Adventure part 6 Stone Ocean season, our thoughts on the new Spider-Man: Far From Home, and ending on the much-loved segment Tricking Osanne!Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/yKjXnYR If you would like to discuss the podcast with other like-minded members.

    84 - Help Wanted

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2021 43:59


    We're looking for a pool boi in this episode of the Long Spatula Podcast! Join your bois, Ryan and Osanne in their search for a guest host (and content!) as they talk about witches, traders, Scientologists human sacrifices and much more...Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/yKjXnYR It's free, and you can talk to us and other members of the podcast as well as many other active members!

    TV Review - Squid Game

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2021 23:57


    Ryan and Osanne review... Squid Game**Ratings**Ryan: 8.5/10Osanne: 8/10Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/yKjXnYRIt's free, and we have a group of active members with an interest in a variety of topics. If you would like to contact Osanne and Ryan directly, or just simply chat amongst the other members of the podcast, we'd love to have you there!

    83 - Shatner, Squids and Space

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2021 64:24


    Comedians, Osanne and Ryan are back once again to give you your daily dose of Spat related content. William Shatner going into space, the EGX gaming convention, and a trickin' Ryan segment are the topics of this week's podcast episode ending on our review of the new hit television series Squid Game.**Ratings**Squid GameRyan: 8.5/10Osanne: 8/10Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/yKjXnYRIt's free, and we have a group of active members with an interest in a variety of topics. If you would like to contact Osanne and Ryan directly, or just simply chat amongst the other members of the podcast, we'd love to have you there!

    82 - Time Skip

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2021 46:16


    "They're Back! They're Back I Tell ya!!". It's been a while, but your bois are back on the scene with engaging stories and another beast of a review, so be sure to sit back, relax and enjoy.**Ratings**BEASTARS Season 2Osanne 6.5/10Ryan 7/10Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/yKjXnYR It's free, and you can talk to us and other members of the podcast as well as many other active members!

    81 - Wingin' It

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2021 42:32


    Happy new year listeners! Last year Ryan and Osanne left behind some crazy stories about a Mc Donald's Jerk Chicken sandwich and a clean cooking segment so just sit back, relax and enjoy this hidden gem!Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/yKjXnYR It's free, and you can talk to us and other members of the podcast as well as many other active members!

    80 - Back to Black

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2020 33:19


    This Black Friday you get two dicks for the price of one!? Tune in as Ryan and Osanne talk about the bad feeling in the pit of their wallets with the festive season round the corner, a certain double-dicked dude and a new job opportunity.Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/yKjXnYR It's free, and you can talk to us and other members of the podcast as well as many other active members.

    Game Review - Among Us

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2020 26:44


    Ryan and Osanne review... Among Us**Ratings**Ryan: 6.5/10Osanne: 7.5/10Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/yKjXnYR It's free, and you can talk to us and other members of the podcast as well as many other active members.

    79 - Mano e Mano

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2020 57:29


    Your bois, Ryan and Osanne are among us with a surprisingly original business idea and a review of the game that every one's talking about so sit back, relax and enjoy!Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/yKjXnYR It's free, and you can talk to us and other members of the podcast as well as many other active members.**Ratings**Among UsRyan: 6.5/10Osanne: 7.5/10

    78 - The Big F

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2020 47:19


    Join Ryan and Osanne as they challenge science itself. Inject yourself with the chum bucket serum as they explore vaccines, cures and a certain side effect that may change a man's life forever. Also, we introduce a brand new segment, a conjoined storytelling experience completely improvised on the spot ! Lastly, Ryan has some important news that he's been hyping up for the whole week. Let's hope it's something actually important! Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/yKjXnYR It's free, and you can talk to us and other members of the podcast as well as many other active members.

    77 - The Basement of Terrors

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2020 41:46


    Your basement-dwelling bois are back and are holed up in Spat-Tower with nothing but dusty old recordings to keep them company... that's right this is a clip show and we've lined up some bangers for you so just sit back, relax and enjoy!

    76 - The Halloween Spat-2-cular

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2020 25:38


    Do black people eat cheese sandwiches? Would Ryan accept a knighthood? What happened during Osanne's game of DnD? If these questions seem spooky, it's no surprise because in this special episode of The Long Spatula Podcast you're in for a treat (or trick!)**Links**www.twitch.tv/longspatula

    75 - Martin had an Oyster card

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2020 63:20


    Things get a bit heated in the kitchen as Ryan learns the hard way that you can't mess around with mashed plantain and while your boi Osanne can't seem to remember birthdays, he's still stashed away a much "needed" surprise segment with a Black History Month twist! Just sit back, relax and enjoy folks...

    Movie Review - The Matrix

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2020 30:12


    Ryan and Osanne review... The Matrix **Ratings** Ryan: 10/10 (Golden Spatula!) Osanne: 9/10

    74 - Neo!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2020 72:26


    Join Ryan and Osanne as they travel through the Matrix: brain implants, new microphones and fear of failure? It's all in this one! **Ratings** The Matrix Ryan: 10/10 (Golden Spatula!) Osanne: 9/10

    Podcast Review - Critical Hit

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2020 32:54


    Ryan and Osanne review... Critical Hit

    73 - Dio Ferdinand

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2020 72:52


    Join Ryan in hearing Osanne's bizarre story about our boi Ferdy gate crashing his work call and his adventures finding a loyal crew to work on a game with him. This episode is f̀¶ì¶ǹ¶g̀¶è¶r̀¶ ̀¶l̀¶ì¶c̀¶k̀¶ì¶ǹ¶'̀¶ good!

    72 - Life on Venus?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2020 51:49


    Don't fly too close to the sun as your boys Ryan, Osanne and their special guest Mason take you through the solar system in this episode that answers all the important questions. Is there life on Venus? And what are their first impressions of the new Final Fantasy 16 trailer?

    Spat Bites - Tricking Ryan

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2020 20:25


    In this Long Spatula Segment, your boi Ryan must pay attention as Osanne tells a series of tricky news stories one of which is fake. Can Ryan spot the lie when oftentimes the truth is stranger than fiction?

    71 - Fizzy Tea

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2020 56:02


    The truth is often stranger than fiction..., but you couldn't make up what goes down in this episode as your bois, Ryan and Osanne come out of their bubble to talk about a qualitea business idea, a close friend who may or may not be considering a sex change and busting back into Spat Tower so stay tuned!

    70 - 3 Weeks In Review

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2020 49:55


    Did you know everything you have said has been recorded in the Library of Babel? How is this possible? Well we've got your answers in this massive episode! We also get our inventing hats on and think of two products with the power to change the world, and bring back the much loved cooking segment where we attempt to make jollof rice. But that's not all, Ryan has been flying high in the latest flight simulator and Osanne has been having beard troubles in this episode you don't want to miss!

    Interview - High Expectasians

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2020 60:28


    Ryan and Osanne interview... Steph and Teresa from the High Expectasians Podcast**Links**The High Expectasians Podcast - https://castbox.fm/channel/High-Expectasians-id2965801Steph's Instagram (@stephfungal.art) - https://www.instagram.com/stephfungal.artTeresa's Instagram (@teriifan) - https://www.instagram.com/teriifan/

    69 - Ryan's Saucy Secret

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2020 62:33


    Here to witness the most secret-y secret of all of secret-dom are Stef (@stephfungal) and Teresa (@teriifan) from the High Expectasians Podcast as your regular bois, Ryan and Osanne, try to add to their secret collection of secrets (secretly).

    68 - The Great Eggscape

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2020 57:20


    Your sunny side bois are back in another sizzling episode! Ryan and Osanne are joined, by Glody (our editor!) at the prison canteen to talk about how things could have gone so wrong...

    Podcast Review - Evil Genius with Russel Kane

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2020 36:35


    Ryan and Osanne review... Evil Genius with Russel Kane**Ratings**Ryan: 7.5/10Osanne: 7.5/10

    67 - The Heist

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2020 73:09


    Put the money in the bag and let Jesus take the wheel as your bois, Ryan and Osanne tear up the script, "spat" some bars and go rogue in an action-packed episode that you won't want to miss!**Ratings**Evil Genius with Russel KaneRyan: 7.5/10Osanne: 7.5/10

    Anime Review - SpongeBob Anime Ep #1: Bubble Bass Arc

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2020 33:24


    Ryan, Osanne and Glody (our editor!) review... SpongeBob Anime Ep #1: Bubble Bass Arc **Ratings**Ryan: 9/10 Osanne: 9/10 Glody: 10/10 (Anime Spatula!)

    66 - Back It Up

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2020 74:08


    Well, you backed up... and you know what else? Ryan might be going bald... and you know what else? Glody (our editor!) met some strangers online... and you know what else? Osanne is bleeding... and you know what else, else?!?! The pizza's getting cold! **Ratings** SpongeBob Anime Ep #1: Bubble Bass Arc Ryan: 9/10 Osanne: 9/10 Glody: 10/10 (Anime Spatula!)

    Movie Review - Trollhunter

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2020 27:48


    Ryan and Osanne review... Trollhunter**Ratings**Ryan: 4.5/10Osanne: 3/10 (Tartar Sauce!)Jamie: 0/10 (Tartar Sauce!)

    65 - Breadrin

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2020 65:16


    You kneaded them and now your baked bois are back! Break bread with Ryan and Osanne who brought some triggering tales about trolls and the British Podcast Awards. U mad bro? **Ratings** Trollhunter Ryan: 4.5/10 Osanne: 3/10 (Tartar Sauce!) Jamie: 0/10 (Tartar Sauce!)

    Interview - GEEKSWEAT

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2020 68:37


    Ryan and Osanne interview... Trevor and MKH from the GeekSweat podcast**Links**The GeekSweat Podcast - https://castbox.fm/va/1359883MKH's Instagram (@mkhinc) - https://www.instagram.com/mkhinc/

    64 - The Geek Sweat-tacular

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2020 68:37


    Join Ryan and Osanne in their first Secret Sauce Segment as they make some geeks sweat! Trevor and MKH from the GeekSweat Crew realise what they got themselves into as your boys instigate some drama, give you a deep dive on their origin story and talk about how a certain unemployed artist got a job.**Links**The GeekSweat Podcast - https://castbox.fm/channel/GEEKSWEAT-id1359883?utm_source=website&utm_medium=dlink&utm_campaign=web_share&utm_content=GEEKSWEAT-CastBox_FMMalachi's Instagram (@mkhinc) - https://www.instagram.com/mkhinc/

    63 - The Interview

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2020 63:30


    Your soy boys, Ryan and Osanne are back with more sauce as they dish out their verdict on the SpongeBob musical, Jamie's latest addiction and drop some knowledge as we bring back "Productivity Talk".**Notice**Drop your bois a cheeky vote at https://www.britishpodcastawards.com/vote (search for The Long Spatula Podcast)

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