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The entirely true adventures I have had while trying to find my cat.


    • Jun 5, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 45 EPISODES


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    Season 5: Episode 5: The Dunnering Demon

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2020 48:17


    In which my cat solves a murder in an English Village.

    Season 5: Episode 4: Birds

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2020 20:39


    Season 5: Episode 3: Humans Screaming

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2020 23:27


    My cat goes to space, and makes a friend.

    Season 5: Episode 2: Spinning Around

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2020 27:34


    A kid I know starts spinning around, and will not stop. I try to help.

    Season 5: Episode 1: Rocks In His Pockets

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2020 23:47


    The further adventures of my lost cat, this time taking him out to a lake in the country, where he encounters a group of partying teens...

    Season 4: The Hollow City: Episode 10 Pt 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2018 16:28


    The fight takes to the skies in a desperate flight towards safety, in this, the conclusion to The Hollow City. This season tells one complete story, so I ask that you start with episode 1: http://thelostcat.libsyn.com/season-4-the-hollow-city-episode-1

    Season 4: The Hollow City: Episode 10 Pt. 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2018 19:48


    The final battle rages in the flooded depths of the Hollow City. This season tells one complete story, so I ask that you start with episode 1: http://thelostcat.libsyn.com/season-4-the-hollow-city-episode-1

    Season 4: The Hollow City: Episode 9

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2018 20:00


    Lisica infiltrates The Hollow City as she makes preparations for her ultimate plan. This season tells one complete story, so I ask that you start with episode 1: http://thelostcat.libsyn.com/season-4-the-hollow-city-episode-1  

    Season 4: The Hollow City: Episode 8

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2018 17:51


    A desperate fight leads to dark revelations. This season tells one complete story, so I ask that you start with episode 1: http://thelostcat.libsyn.com/season-4-the-hollow-city-episode-1

    Season 4: The Hollow City: Episode 7

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2018 22:32


    Lisica goes on a secret mission to infiltrate the headquarters of The Fillers. This season tells one complete story, so I ask that you start with episode 1: http://thelostcat.libsyn.com/season-4-the-hollow-city-episode-1

    Season 4: The Hollow City: Episode 6

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2018 16:55


    In the heart of the vampires' lair, Lisica plays a deadly game. This season tells one complete story, so I ask that you start with episode 1: http://thelostcat.libsyn.com/season-4-the-hollow-city-episode-1

    Season 4: The Hollow City: Episode 5

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2018 14:54


    Lisica explores The Hollow City, in search of the vampires' lair. This season tells one complete story, so I ask that you start with episode 1: http://thelostcat.libsyn.com/season-4-the-hollow-city-episode-1  

    Season 4: The Hollow City: Episode 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2018 16:03


    Lisica finally heads down in to the Hollow City. Also: vampires. This season tells one complete story, so I ask that you start with episode 1: http://thelostcat.libsyn.com/season-4-the-hollow-city-episode-1

    Season 4: The Hollow City: Episode 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2018 20:38


    Lisica joins forces with the ghost in a mortal struggle against a new enemy. This season tells one complete story, so I ask that you start with episode 1: http://thelostcat.libsyn.com/season-4-the-hollow-city-episode-1

    Season 4: The Hollow City: Episode 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2018 16:38


    Lisica tracks a child-stealing ghost through the night. This season tells one complete story, so I ask that you start with episode 1: http://thelostcat.libsyn.com/season-4-the-hollow-city-episode-1

    Season 4: The Hollow City: Episode 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2018 13:35


    Lisica patrols the city at night with a mask on her face and a blade on her back, but this night will hold all kinds of suprises... This season will tell one continuous story, so I would ask you listen from this first episode.

    Special Episode: The Man Who Walked In To The Sea

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2018 57:01


    This special episode is not about cats, but about an island, a little girl, an old lady, and the dark things that happen when one of the villagers goes missing...   I hope very much you enjoy this story, and I hope to be back with some more Lost Cat soon enough. Let us see!

    Special Episode: The Lost Cat: Pet Detective

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2018 24:23


    Perhaps, over the course of this podcast, you have wondered from time to time, just exactly what my cat has been doing while it has been lost. Well: here is the answer.

    Season 3 Episode 10: I Get Killed

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2017 26:22


    In the horrifying, bloody conclusion to Season 3, I come face to face with my Mortal Enemy in a final, brutal showdown.

    Season 3: Episode 9: Hell

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2017 20:41


    The definition of hell is anything you can not escape, and I continue the search for my cat. This is a slightly more grotesque episode than normal for The Lost Cat, so I thought I should warn everyone. Don't worry. It is not that bad.

    Season 3: Episode 8: The Perfectly Ordinary Day

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2017 25:02


    Absolutely nothing special happens. Nope. Nothing to see here.     NB. My huge thanks to EJ Lee and Chay Collins. You can find their music here: https://dreamboatexpress.bandcamp.com/ And their podcast here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/wiiging-out/id1182822098

    Special Episode: The Puppet Ballerina

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2017 17:05


    A short story about a circus, a princess, and the very strange dancer who was the star of the show. This is not a 'real' episode of The Lost Cat Podcast, but instead a reading of one of my short stories. Life got in the way, I am afraid, and I did not quite finish the next episode in time. I hope you enjoy this very special episode, and I hope to be back on the normal schedule for the next one.

    Season 3: Episode 7: Life Is Pain

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2017 22:55


    Me and a friend attend a funeral while hungover, and then we steal the coffin.

    Season 3: Episode 6: Dinosaurs

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2017 27:55


    No-one deserves to get eaten by dinosaurs.

    Season 3: Episode 5: Fireballs

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2017 28:50


    I encounter dark magic when I investigate a hipster cult that is using cats in their rituals

    Season 3: Episode 4: Explosion

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2017 24:03


    A close friend is caught in the middle of a very strange explosion.

    Season 3: Episode 3: Rats

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2017 24:14


    My search leads me to Old Mary The Butcher, who uses every part. Episode contains a lot of rats.   The Lost Cat is copyright 2017

    Season 3: Episode 2: The Stranger On The Street

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2017 24:12


    My housemates and I attempt to leave the house. The results are mixed   The Lost Cat is copyright 2017

    Season 3: Episode 1: The Monster That Ate Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2017 21:31


    A monster eats me.   The Lost Cat is copyright 2017. The podcast is available on iTunes and Stitcher now, so do please rate and review as this helps me enormously. Ta!

    Season 2: Episode 6: The End

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2016 41:32


    In this final episode of Season 2, we all of us meet our fates. If you believe in such things, of course. Season 2 tells one complete story, so it best to listen from the first episode. All the other episodes are standalone, though, so you can dip in as you fancy.   The Lost Cat will return in the new year, but in the mean time I hope very much you found listening to Season 2 worthwhile. Good luck, and keep following cats.   The music this episode was: It Was Always Gonna Happen   The Lost Cat Podcast is copyright 2016.

    Season 2: Episode 5: Strange Weather

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2016 29:04


    In this episode there is a momentous meeting between Spiris and The Empty Man, as his plan reaches its conclusion. Season 2 tells one complete story, so it best to listen from the first episode. All the other episodes are standalone, though, so you can dip in as you fancy. The music this episode is: Worse Storms   The Lost Cat Podcast is copyright 2016

    Season 2: Episode 4: Darkness

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2016 23:58


    In this episode I try to help the masked figure Lisica, while the city crumbles around us. Season 2 tells one complete story, so it best to listen from the first episode. All the other episodes are standalone, though, so you can dip in as you fancy. The music this episode is: It's Dark Outside   The Lost Cat Podcast is copyright 2016

    Season 2: Episode 3: The Empty Man

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2016 30:29


    In this episode we follow a trail of cats, and find the city being torn to pieces by someone only known as The Empty Man Season 2 tells one complete story, so it best to listen from the first episode. All the other episodes are standalone, though, so you can dip in as you fancy. The music this week is 'Live In Fire'   The Lost Cat is Copyright 2016

    Season 2: Episode 2: Exotic Gravities

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2016 29:10


    In this episode, the mystery of the lost cat is finally solved, a mysterious figure is met, and a deeper mystery is revealed. It is a mysterious episode. Season 2 tells one complete story, so it best to listen from the first episode. All the other episodes are standalone, though, so you can dip in as you fancy. The music in this episode is 'The Stars Fall From The Sky'   Copyright 2016

    Season 2: Episode 1: The Lost Cat

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2016 31:06


    They say 'you don't know what you've got til it's gone'. Well, what happens when it comes back? 'The Lost Cat' is the first episode of season 2 of The Lost Cat Podcast. Season 2 tells one complete story, so it best to listen from this first episode. All the other episodes are standalone, though, so you can dip in as you fancy.  The music this episode is 'Bottle Of Wine'   Copyright 2016

    Season 1: Episode 10: Ghost

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2014 25:51


    In the final episode of Season 1, a strange knocking on my ceiling leads to me finding a ghost in my house who wants to tell me a story... The music in this episode is 'Lost' and more can be found at apclarke.bandcamp.com and soundcloud.com/a-p-clarke   tags: cat, lost cat, story, fiction, podcast, ghost, horror, comedy

    Season 1: Episode 9: Wine

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2014 20:40


    In this episode, the very worst thing that could ever possibly happen, happens. We run out of wine. The music in this episode is 'The Devil Laughed' and more can be found at apclarke.bandcamp.com and soundcloud.com/a-p-clarke. If you have enjoyed this episode, do please share it and consider making a donation at thelostcat.libsyn.com.   tags: cat, lostcat, podcast, story, narrative, fiction, horror, comedy, wine, devil.

    Season 1: Episode 8: The Half A Cat

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2014 22:43


    My friend and I discover half a cat in the street, with a trail of blood leading away. The trail leads to forests, castles, monsters, scientists, the true horror of death, and bunnies. The music in this episode is Bright Was The Day and more can be found at apclarke.bandcamp.com and soundcloud.com/a-p-clarke. If you have enjoyed this episode, do please share it and consider making a donation at thelostcat.libsyn.com   Tags: story, fiction, horror, comedy, cat, lost cat, half a cat, frankenstein, scientist, mad scientist, monsters, bunnies

    Season 1: Episode 7: The Pet Graveyard

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2014 26:06


    In this episode, rumours of a place where pets go to die lead me down to the train tracks...and much, much further... The music in this episode is 'Cats & Mice' and you can find more at apclarke.bandcamp.com If you have enjoyed this episode, do please share it, and consider giving a donation at thelostcat.libsyn.com Tags: podcast, story, fiction, cat, lost cat, horror, comedy, graveyard

    Season 1: Episode 6: The Curiosity Shop

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2014 27:19


    In this episode a visit from a mysterious lady leads me to investigate that most dangerous of places: The Curiosity Shop. The music in this episode is Baby's Got A Secret and you can find more at apclarke.bandcamp.com If you have enjoyed this episode do please share, and consider making a donation at thelostcat.libsyn.com   Tags: podcast, fiction, story, cat, lost cat, comedy, horror, noir

    Season 1: Episode 5: They're Only Spiders

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2014 26:28


    In this episode we are invaded by spiders. Spiders. SPIDERS. The music in this episode is 'Clap Your Hands' and more can be found at apclarke.bandcamp.com. If you have enjoyed this episode do please consider sharing The Lost Cat with your friends, and making a donation from the 'donate' button on this page.   tags: cat, lost cat, podcast, podfic, fiction, story, horror, comedy, end of the world, spiders

    Season 1: Episode 4: The Monster That Lives In Your Shadow

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2014 22:14


    In this episode, a good friend tells me of a time she woke up still trapped in the weave of sleep and saw a monster sitting on her window sill, singing a song.   The music in this episode was 'By The Moonless Night' and you can find more of it at apclarke.bandcamp.com and soundcloud.com/a-p-clarke www.thelostcat.libsyn.com Tags: cat, lost cat, podcast, podfic, fiction, horror, comedy, monster

    Season 1: Episode 3: The Hole Of The Leviathan

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2014 22:27


    The search for my cat leads me halfway up the High Street, where the writhing tentacles of the Leviathan tower over us all. transcript: https://thelostcatpodcast.tumblr.com/post/184135236497/the-lost-cat-podcast-transcripts-s01-ep03-the

    Season 1: Episode 2: The Worry Dolls

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2014 25:07


    In this episode I am given a set of worry dolls to ease my mind while my cat is lost. They act in a most peculiar manner and lead me to meet a most peculiar woman. Transcript: https://thelostcatpodcast.tumblr.com/post/184135095692/the-lost-cat-podcast-transcripts-s01-ep02-the

    Season 1: Episode 1: The House Of Lost Cats

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2014 22:26


    In this first episode, I put up a lost cat poster and receive a strange email from mysterious benefactors.  Transcript: https://thelostcatpodcast.tumblr.com/post/184134923312/the-lost-cat-podcast-transcripts-s01-ep01-the

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