The Pyramid: A Dance Moms Recap Podcast

For the love of God this show is a mess, Amanda is a mess, The Piglet is a mess, and also Eli is here.

FOLLOW ELI FOR CAKE PICS and also Iggy is here and also also also what is the point of those f*ck ass rollers that Abby is wearing???

Amanda and Eli talk about getting swole and cry about Nia. https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

One of the most chaotic episodes so far (and that's saying something). There's not a lot of butt in this episode, but there's also not no butt in this episode.

Amanda and Eli start yelling about several things, Rachel almost knocks the camera over, and Iggy wants you to know that Abby Lee Miller is a disgrace to education. https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

Amanda and Eli are back in their assigned seats and are ANNOYED at Christi.

Amanda and Eli switch seats to see if it makes the audio any better. Spoiler Alert: It does not and it just makes everyone uncomfortable.

I (Amanda) am really sorry about the audio at the beginning, but I'm literally just a girl

Amanda and Eli are yelling about a lot of things this week- art, Abby KISSING ONE OF THE DANCERS ON THE MOUTH, Hasan Piker, etc. https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

IGGY SHOWS UP WE SWEAR and if you mention the zit on the end of Amanda's nose, she'll cry. https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

Amanda and Eli have thoughts about Drag Race (again) and are glad that at least the new team is here, even if there's no Jojo Siwa. https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

Amanda goes *in* on Eli for (almost) no reason. https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

We're so sorry if this is your first time here. https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

So. many. mouth. sounds. https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

This is the Little Sister awareness episode.Also, Eli said he would watch Drag Race- I know you heard him.

Amanda and Eli are talking about Justin Bieber and Abby Lee being terrifying- shocker. https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

Amanda and Eli thaw from the holiday break and Iggy wants to talk her shit. https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

The worst name for an episode possible and also Eli doesn't do his homework.

Amanda and Eli giggle and yap and also talk about racism and music- a typical episode.

There are a lot of things in Chicago. https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

Amanda and Eli give their opinions on botox.

Amanda and Eli are joined by a piggy. https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

Amanda would like to formally apologize for the deez nuts jokes made during this episode (although they are really funny). https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

We just wish there was more Star Wars and less Logan Roy energy.

Amanda and Eli talk about Hasan Piker (again) and what could possibly be wrong with Peyton being a teenager. https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

Amanda and Eli cannot believe that we're still doing this and that Jill is always so mad for literally no reason.

We're literally so back it's insane. https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

Amanda and Eli talk about buttholes, the Presidency, and DiD yOu KnOW NeXT WeEk Is NATionAlS??? https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

So sorry, team, but we're kickin' it old school this week. Enjoy the first time that Eil was ever on the podcast 2 YEARS AGO! Love you, mean it.

Amanda and Eli have so many questions

Amanda freaks out and Eli eats cheese snacks. https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

*fart sounds* https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

Amanda and Eli are joined by THE DIVA. https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

Amanda explains an episode of Dance Moms to Eli while being very educated and very funny. https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pyramidpod/message

Eli and Amanda talk about getting lit and the benefits of being funny. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pyramidpod/message

Eli breaks Amanda's table and Amanda Battles with her sweater. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pyramidpod/message

Amand and Eli love fruit and really can't stand Melissa. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pyramidpod/message

Amanda and Eli have some questions for Anthony. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pyramidpod/message

Eli mainsplains an episode of Dance Moms to Amanda. https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pyramidpod/message

Amanda and Eli struggle to find words to describe how they feel about the episode title and so many other things. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pyramidpod/message

Amanda and Eli venture into the world of content creation and pick up right where they left off! https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pyramidpod/message

The first half of the recap of a super long episode about literally nothing. https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pyramidpod/message

In a shocking turn of events, Amanda has no idea what's going on and my depend on Eli for backup. https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pyramidpod/message

Amanda and Eli just really love marching band. https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pyramidpod/message

Amanda and Eli are literally so back. https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pyramidpod/message

Please don't be mad. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pyramidpod/message

Amanda and Eli have... mixed feelings... https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pyramidpod/message

Eli and Amanda will never give you up or let you down. https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pyramidpod/message

Go be nice to him for once. Insta: @eli_farmer_ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pyramidpod/message

Find out why Disney can suck it and why Eli loves football and older women. https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pyramidpod/message

Amanda and Eli STRUGGLE with technology and Bestie JB continues to be a queen. Follow JB!!! TikTok: @tiedyyedragon Insta: @jennabakermorrissey YouTube: @JennaBakerM https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pyramidpod/message