The Pyramid: A Dance Moms Recap Podcast

Abby lost her passport lol https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

Amanda has to let Eli know that Jess does, in fact, make some good points in this episode and that Dr. Holly is, in fact, still our queen (thank god).

Amanda and Eli are back and worse than ever!!!!!!!

The Dance Mom mean girl behavior will not be tolerated here. Jill, honey, stand up. Also, no episode next week! Love ya, mean it!https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

Amanda is really working on being an active listener, we promise!!! https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

Amanda and Eli return to talk about Dr. Holly and Kendall being a pop star (allegedly).

Amanda makes Eli laugh so hard he almost has a cardiac event and there's a lot going on with Cathy and a sheet cake.

Amanda and Eli are here again talking about Cathy and Abby again. What a time to be alive! https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

This is the real version of the episode, not that goofy little clip that I uploaded on accident. Amanda and Eli talk more about Drag Race and Nia being under more pressure than she should be- What else is new? Love ya, mean it!!

Amanda explains to Eli an episode that honestly wasn't all that bad. Iggy is here, which is great and also we talk about Halloween costumes!

Amanda tries to explain Abby's logic to Eli and expresses concerns about the alliance forming between Holly and Jess. Also Iggy!!

Amanda explains the second installment of one of the most confusing episodes of Dance Moms to Eli while talking about getting mad h*es. Tell us what you think in the comments!! https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

WE HAVE GOLDFISH.

Amanda and Eli talk about The Biggest Loser, Dr. Holly going sicko mode on Abby and how hiking is in tents. https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

Amanda and Eli talk about Captain Crunch, Pamela Anderson, and why Jojo can't keep her mouth shut.

Take a shot every time Amanda rolls her eyes at Eli.

Amanda and Eli discuss the entrance of the inventor of gay pop and are also very sorry that Iggy isn't here.

Tell me your favorite flavor of Pop Tart and also if you know what the eff Dr. Holly is talking about. https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

There's a lot of talk about hole. https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

This is a fever dream.

For the love of God this show is a mess, Amanda is a mess, The Piglet is a mess, and also Eli is here.

FOLLOW ELI FOR CAKE PICS and also Iggy is here and also also also what is the point of those f*ck ass rollers that Abby is wearing???

Amanda and Eli talk about getting swole and cry about Nia. https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

One of the most chaotic episodes so far (and that's saying something). There's not a lot of butt in this episode, but there's also not no butt in this episode.

Amanda and Eli start yelling about several things, Rachel almost knocks the camera over, and Iggy wants you to know that Abby Lee Miller is a disgrace to education. https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

Amanda and Eli are back in their assigned seats and are ANNOYED at Christi.

Amanda and Eli switch seats to see if it makes the audio any better. Spoiler Alert: It does not and it just makes everyone uncomfortable.

I (Amanda) am really sorry about the audio at the beginning, but I'm literally just a girl

Amanda and Eli are yelling about a lot of things this week- art, Abby KISSING ONE OF THE DANCERS ON THE MOUTH, Hasan Piker, etc. https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

IGGY SHOWS UP WE SWEAR and if you mention the zit on the end of Amanda's nose, she'll cry. https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

Amanda and Eli have thoughts about Drag Race (again) and are glad that at least the new team is here, even if there's no Jojo Siwa. https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

Amanda goes *in* on Eli for (almost) no reason. https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

We're so sorry if this is your first time here. https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

So. many. mouth. sounds. https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

This is the Little Sister awareness episode.Also, Eli said he would watch Drag Race- I know you heard him.

Amanda and Eli are talking about Justin Bieber and Abby Lee being terrifying- shocker. https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

Amanda and Eli thaw from the holiday break and Iggy wants to talk her shit. https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

The worst name for an episode possible and also Eli doesn't do his homework.

Amanda and Eli giggle and yap and also talk about racism and music- a typical episode.

There are a lot of things in Chicago. https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

Amanda and Eli give their opinions on botox.

Amanda and Eli are joined by a piggy. https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

Amanda would like to formally apologize for the deez nuts jokes made during this episode (although they are really funny). https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

We just wish there was more Star Wars and less Logan Roy energy.

Amanda and Eli talk about Hasan Piker (again) and what could possibly be wrong with Peyton being a teenager. https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

Amanda and Eli cannot believe that we're still doing this and that Jill is always so mad for literally no reason.

We're literally so back it's insane. https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

Amanda and Eli talk about buttholes, the Presidency, and DiD yOu KnOW NeXT WeEk Is NATionAlS??? https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

So sorry, team, but we're kickin' it old school this week. Enjoy the first time that Eil was ever on the podcast 2 YEARS AGO! Love you, mean it.

Amanda and Eli have so many questions

Amanda freaks out and Eli eats cheese snacks. https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod