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Happy 420! Why is it that Disney Channel kids always end up mainlining Xanax and Cocaine?Boe Jiden just isn't done yet...Putting innocent people in prison systems is his favorite flavor of ice-cream! Just kidding, it's probably butter pecan or some other geriatric shit. Canadian cops are really nice actually. After they're done beating and arresting your grandfather for being outside, they'll pull you over just to say have a nice day! Alien technology comes to life with new gravity resistant weight machines and a wearable bracelet that helps teach you how to speak "more better".

You smell that? Q says if you smell toast, western civilization is collapsing. This weeks episode is performed during a live thunderstorm! We discover the beauty in the History Channel's target demographic, dismantle the psychopaths that use domesticated animals as personality boosts and explore the plastic plan that is 3D printed homes.

Drop out of High School, graduate from Twitter and go straight to OnlyFans! We have finally witnessed the death of shopping malls as we expose the first world slave like conditions of a department store employee. NFT art is being exploited as are the people stupid enough to buy it, Chris Hansen is a martyr for the sport of "Predator Poaching" and Ring Cameras are compiling data to deep fake you and your neighbors!

ESPN needs to start embracing the trailer park demographic. We haven't seen hardly any enthusiasm for modern sports, but professional hot dog eating is a totally different story. Reminiscing experiences on the public school bus system 15 years ago. Twenty somethings hate their parents as they fail to recognize they haven't accomplished anything and a murder is uncovered in a cringe YouTube series where people tell their secrets anonymously.

No one thought it'd be so easy to tear down the "content creators" plaguing the front page of YouTube. When Logan Paul isn't filming dead bodies, he spends his time day trading stocks and googling tax evasion techniques. Dr. Phil's show is in trouble! One bad comment on the "rona" statistics and now he's leaning into the thin blue line demographic. Casey defends RiceGum after Josh attacks the pure cringe that is RolePlay video games. Josh is left in shock as Casey introduces him to Second Life...

Tom Brady gets labeled a white supremacist and my guess is it won't be long until they're tracing coof cases back to him not wearing a mask. The NFL is as fake as the state of pro-wrestling, NASA builds literal stairway's to heaven just as its about damn time we leave this earth. Also a very special edition of 'Call your Dad".

Can you step out of your personal reality and into the realm of your enemies? For what purpose would this power be used to do something positive to impact humanity? Does this podcast use Remote Viewing to predict the future? What the hell even is remote viewing and how? Lots of questions this week. We like that, assholes usually have all the answers.

This riot is brought to you by DASANI, the worst water on the face of earth. Will cryptocurrency lead to a central government controlled global currency that can be used to enslave the future, or will it set us free and give us back our rightful data? CNN Actors beg the government to take away your media rights, but don't worry they care about you! Biden didn't do it because he said he didn't and the proof isn't there. This week!

Farewell, orange man bad! Washington builds a corpse fortress for the most popular sitting president in history. Big tech corporations aim to track you down to change your mind by force, Q gets it all wrong by getting it all right and a Garth Brooks unlimited Olive Garden party aims to heal the divide between american citizens once and for all.

What are the capabilities of a population controlled by THC? Can Psilocybin Mushrooms help control the populations growing mental health crisis? Or will we be doomed to repeat the endless cycle of addiction. Stick around to find out if food can be racist! Spoiler alert, no.

Love one another. That is all. I hope I never have to make another one of these.

Experts say Video Games make you lazy, unhealthy, unattractive and pretty much every negative connotation you could think of. Will this hold true in the future? Will Lex Luthor...I mean...Elon Musk's mark of the beast help you achieve ultimate success in the world of E-Sports? Local government gears up to police your neighborhoods with Attack Helicopters, the top 500 Billionaire's grow 31% richer and the kettle starts to boil over in DC as Trump is just Biden time.....heh....see what I did there?

Why do some politicians run around naked in the forests of North San Francisco? Illegal streaming soon gets you 10 years in federal prison, PornHub rolls out the era of verified content creators only and did the Nashville bombing target AT&T?

I wonder what Youtube CEO, Susan Wojcicki will do with her stimulus check? Can content creators break the handcuffs and create their own platforms? Or are we doomed to live on a network of mass censorship that promotes the mental ideology of washed up disney-star children. All and more, this week!

The Mayans were so dumb they miscalculated the end of the world twice, but the third time's the charm right? The age of Aquarius means no more drinking straws and designer muzzles, but hang on tight because the real EMP Apocalypse is closer than you think! Alexa just needs to hold your hand a little bit longer while we cross the road to mars...

Bob Lazar owns stock in Chic-Fil-a?! William Shatner helps us identify voice of god technology, debunking the northern lights and targeted individuals used to peddle crackhead theories.

Thanksgiving dinner was cold this year! Biden's oil company is about to turn your lights out, strip you naked and leave you in the basement of the Pentagon. Its okay you can test all the Military Industrial Complex's new approved products! Maybe we talk MK Ultra?

The soy garden over at Spotify has decided that our report card is not up to snuff?! Remember that kid's house that smelled like stale graham crackers and cat piss? Lay flat and close your eyes as Casey takes your mind into a paradox. If you don't believe this episode is real, you're already dead.

Welcome back to the simulation! Biden's prison wife, George W. Bush gets a chubby just thinking about the middle eastern conflict to come, the election gets an apple software update and AOC uses the thanksgiving spirit to conjure a hit-list on 73 million Americans!

You're all going to jail! It's alright, CNN is handing out fleece blankets and the my pillow guy is your cell mate. Boe Jiden wins the reality show for president, the corporations cum in their pants and the pentagon just weaponized A.I.

Stake your bets on which walking corpse will be the leader of the free world! Either way we're both going to throw up on the show. Jeff Goldblum saves the day, chicken credit cards are here and Silicon Valley continues to cuck the world.

Politicians are only dressing in robes because its Halloween! Come on man! This week the crew talks about Eugene Levy's stupid eyebrows, Facebook entering the clothing industry with the creative use of their algorithms and Ellen Degeneres' plot to make herself seem actually funny with the use of a virtual audience.

God diggity dang, back at it with a 2 hour jammer. Dystopian villages in the woods behind Walmart, Roadrunner Records sends the podcast a cease and desist and Nancy Pelosi's $12,000 Refrigerators.

God diggity dang, back at it with a 2 hour jammer. Dystopian villages in the woods behind Walmart, Roadrunner Records sends the podcast a cease and desist and Nancy Pelosi's $12,000 Refrigerators.

Post Independence Day shenanigans, cryogenics and Jeffrey Epstein's penis. In this episode we dive into the strange happenings at Zoro Ranch as well as the effective method of pissing in cop cars to defeat racism. Or to grab attention? #idk

This week Josh and Casey say hello and goodbye to CHAZ, Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton lays eggs inside Casey's brain that leads him down a path to believing the world is living the plot of the movie Red Dawn...the original of course, not that dumpster fire of a reboot.

Finally, another terrible persons prospective. In the first episode ever, Josh speaks openly about the comprehension of media during Covid-19, smelly gun shows and conspiracies of government surveillance pigeons.