Transmissions from the OMEGA-LEVEL

The OMEGA-CAST is back, jackholes! With Rendar, to boot! Oh, so, delicious! Not really. It’s a bunch of me being really phlegmy, burping, and realizing the reason no one likes me anymore is because I come off as a sports talk radio host! Oh, I’m being negative. Okay, okay. Um. You could always just skip to the part […] The post OMEGA-CAST #23: That Time Iron Maiden Said Let’s Have Three Guitarists appeared first on OMEGA-LEVEL.

Well, friends, it’s another edition of the friggin’ OMEGA-CAST. Truthfully, I’ve been sitting on writing up this podcast post for a bit now. Cause, well, this one goes off the rails quickly. Or perhaps more accurately, into previously uncharted territory. Despite evidence to the contrary, Bateman and I are generally completely in-sync with one another. […] The post OMEGA-CAST #22: Did We Just Become Best Friends? appeared first on OMEGA-LEVEL.

Hope. Hope! Hope, hope, hope. Did you know that Rogue One was about hope? Yes! Yes, it is. Talk about Hope and everything Roguish with us here. Here’s a Rogue One-centric podcast. Done in one take, shuffled out into the night quickly so we can get the conversation coming. Come, come! Listen to it. Listen to our stupidity. […] The post OMEGA-CAST #21: Garbage Lords Gone Rogue (One) appeared first on OMEGA-LEVEL.

The latest descent into adolescent sophistry, scatalogical humor, and irredeemable buffoonery is upon you, folks. Gnash your teeth at The God That Forgot You and curse It for allowing us to continue our podcast. This latest iteration covers a typical gamut of garbage. Feauring such topics as “Eating only broccoli that women have farted on” and “Hipster […] The post OMEGA-CAST #20: Doctor Strange’s Socratic Flatulence appeared first on OMEGA-LEVEL.

…and, we, are, fucking back! Let’s get it out of the way: Riff completely fucked up the audio, recognizing after we recorded that he recorded it through his laptop microphone. So, yeah. It’s Garbage Audio from the Garbage Lords! That said, we hit on a variety of topics, and we sport a new contributor: our […] The post OMEGA-CAST #19: They Have No Lightning! appeared first on OMEGA-LEVEL.

Finally, the goddamn OMEGA-CAST is back. And it’s a bit out there. I’m going to level with you — I was incredibly *not* sober for the duration of this podcast, and listening to it was like hearing my own words for the first time. In this podcast: Watto banging Shmi Skywalker, singing along to Ariana […] The post OMEGA-CAST #18: Watto’s Sex Drive In The Post-Criticism Age appeared first on OMEGA-LEVEL.

Oh shit! It’s been a hot minute since we dropped a podcast. Life! It happens. Since the last beleaguered, intoxicated collection of Omega Belligerence I’ve gone on a Bachelor Weekend with the Goons. Captured on the podcast! Seen Fury Road. Noted on the podcast! Gotten married, bought a house. Both on the podcast! But that’s not […] The post OMEGA-CAST #17: Existential Mud Butt Upon The Fury Road! appeared first on OMEGA-LEVEL.

They’re back! This time the Dickheads Chaperoning the Space-Ship Omega dive into their general malaise regarding Age of Ultron. They also discuss that Star Wars movie coming up to the point of nausea. At one point, CaffPow’s discusses the depression that follows signing up for porn sites that haven’t been updated since 2001. We also cover Bateman’s […] The post OMEGA-CAST #16: Ultron’s Zany Zeitgeist Genocide appeared first on OMEGA-LEVEL.

For the past dozen+ episodes of the OMEGA-CAST, Patrick Bateman has starred in a quality supporting role. However, this time the lovable, completely-stoned sociopath takes center stage in our descent into madness. Laugh at his non-sequiturs regarding the Powers that Be and the Televisor. Marvel at his input regarding the idea of concurrently developed sequels to one […] The post OMEGA-CAST #15: The Hero We Didn’t Want appeared first on OMEGA-LEVEL.

Oh shit! Yeah! We didn’t forget about you! And we didn’t forget about this podcast that we recorded a month ago. #STEVEBRULEWINK. This is pretty much our fucking 2014 RECAP. But. You know. A month into 20-FUCKING-15. We discuss our favorite movies (#OSCAR TIE-IN?!), Denzel Washington’s stroke face, Caff’s disdain for Seth Rogen, and Bateman’s […] The post OMEGA-CAST #14: Denzel Washington’s Stroke Face appeared first on OMEGA-LEVEL.

Oh boy! This podcast is either going to be the sort of pornographic geekery (not literally, but like, getting your dork glands swelling) you’re looking for, or an unbearable fusillade of Star Wars Dickhead Loser Hype. Either way, we hope you check this installment out. This is our best sounding podcast yet, buffeted by $500 in […] The post OMEGA-CAST #13: An Awakening In Our Fanboy Glands appeared first on OMEGA-LEVEL.

Here’s part two of the fucking insanity that was recorded over Columbus Day Weekend. This pig-fucking rot-fest is filled with pseudo-intellectualism, superhero talk, Bateman body slamming a pizza delivery guy while we’re recording, and thirteen undergrad communication majors feeding us Skittles for internship credits. It’s pretty mundane, per usual. We also discuss my (temporary) departure […] The post OMEGA-CAST #12: Part 2 – Jack Off (From The Matrix) appeared first on OMEGA-LEVEL.

OH YOU THOUGHT US GONE? Naw, bruh. Life. It happens. But choke down this GNARLY PODCAST until the SPACE-SHIP can resume full operating capacity. PART GODDAMN 1 of a PODCAST we cut nearly TWO FUCKING WEEKS AGO. And this time it’s FUCKING ME behind the delay in posting it. And life. Definitely life. Anyways. THIS ONE […] The post OMEGA-CAST #12: Part 1 – The Great Flour Tortilla Incident of 2014 appeared first on OMEGA-LEVEL.

Truth be told, this podcast was a long time coming. And I ain’t sure it even should have come. You see a couple of months ago Rendar found himself a beautiful OMNI-DIMENSIONAL babe upon the silicate dunes of Io. Packed up his stuff, took the boarding shuttle down to her hut, and ain’t been seen since. […] The post OMEGA-CAST #11: Velvet Revulgar appeared first on OMEGA-LEVEL.

Double-digits, suckahs! All y’all haters never thought we’d make it to ten podcasts! And y’know what, I don’t blame you! The fact that Riff Simian has yet to give me a lethal uppercut? The idea that Caffeine Powered hasn’t Diet Mountain Dew’d himself into a cardiac event? The notion that Patrick Bateman’s mobility scooter hasn’t […] The post OMEGA-CAST #10: Crumb-Dog Zillionaires appeared first on OMEGA-LEVEL.

New podcast up in your fucking gutsss. With a special fucking guest: Pepsibones Krueger! *Phazer sound, Phazer sound, Phazer sound* Back from his stint in the OMNIVERSE. With The Bones in Tow, the Gang Omega relocated to my compartment of the Space-Ship for this edition, and what occurred is truly the tale of two podcasts. Off the […] The post OMEGA-CAST #9: MAXIMUM OMEGA-DRIVE appeared first on OMEGA-LEVEL.

A hot new plate of podcast for you to engulf. Go ahead, throw it down that dirty gullet of yours. Oh, you want to know what that bubbling black ooze is? Or the gnarled tree branch looking things? Fine! Fine. If you must know what’s on this episode: more Star Wars talk (ugh, I know!), […] The post OMEGA-CAST #8: Fear & Loathing in Coruscant appeared first on OMEGA-LEVEL.

Woof! Like five fucking months since we cut the last podcast. Like two weeks since we recorded this new one. Listen, I work with assholes. What do you want with me? That’s neither here nor there. On the podcast: butt play, the console wars, Bateman’s gastric band, Thor, bathroom breaks, Smaug, swearing, caffeine, Star Wars talk (of […] The post OMEGA-CAST #7: Don’t Call It A Comeback! appeared first on OMEGA-LEVEL.

Lay the plastic down underneath your feet, tighten your diaper, and get ready. The end of the summer brings the longest OL podcast yet. The gang cover a variety of topics inside its rotting walls. From a summer movie wrap-up, to Bateman’s insulin pumps. Featuring audio from both Caff’s recent squatchin’ trip where he talks […] The post OMEGA-CAST #6: The End of Summer Meltdown appeared first on OMEGA-LEVEL.

The fifth OMEGA-CAST is in! During this transmission, the crew covers a shit load of disparate topics. There’s a final Boston Comic Con wrap-up. Caff-Pow brings up the idea that maybe the Crew OL isn’t esoteric enough for old school geeks. We also discuss Steven Moffat’s douchiness. How about some Wolverine talk? Finally we delve into the […] The post OMEGA-CAST #5: Man, We Ain’t Got Nerd Cred! appeared first on OMEGA-LEVEL.