Trigger Me Timbers

Welcome to episode 28 of the Trigger Me Timbers podcast – the show that brings you the latest in shocking, startling and otherwise triggering news. After a looooong hiatus, the boys are back, kicking off the 2021 pod season with a BANG thanks to this week’s special guest. Long ime supporter of the pod Eliza takes the boys on a hilarious, informative and terrifying journey into the world of online scams, while the boys take aim at Eliza’s green side. It’s good to be back. Articles cover: 1. Australian deforestation hotspots 2. Fake porn scams 3. The environmental impact of uber eats For links to the latest articles and to get involved in the discussion, make sure to follow the TMT Podcast on Twitter and Facebook! (links below). Twitter: https://twitter.com/TimbersPodcast Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Trigger-Me-Timbers-Podcast-102305518018998/

Welcome to episode 27 of the Trigger Me Timbers podcast – the show that brings you the latest in shocking, startling and otherwise triggering news. Hubert and Phil cap off 2020 with a BANG thanks to this week’s special guest – the insightful, humorous and filthy Frank! In this episode, nobody is safe, as Frank and the boys take aim at farmers, Boomers, the Murdoch press, Luxemburg and Kanye West. Articles cover: 1. Migrant exploitation 2. The children of Pornhub 3. Celebrity holograms For links to the latest articles and to get involved in the discussion, make sure to follow the TMT Podcast on Twitter and Facebook! (links below). Twitter: https://twitter.com/TimbersPodcast Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Trigger-Me-Timbers-Podcast-102305518018998/

Welcome to Episode 26 of Trigger Me Timbers – the show that brings you the latest in shocking, startling and otherwise triggering news. The boys celebrate their one year TMT anniversary by enjoying the wry humour and sharp-wit of Olivia – another cracking guest! Drawing inspiration from the family business, Olivia shines a triggering light on some of society’s most respected individuals – with highly entertaining results. This week's topics include: 1. The female imprisonment crisis 2. The robotic hand for lonely singles 3. The fiery feud between pharmacists and doctors Next time you’re browsing your local social media outlet, don’t forget to SMASH that follow button on the TMT Podcast (and leave us a review)! (links below). Twitter: https://twitter.com/TimbersPodcast Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Trigger-Me-Timbers-Podcast-102305518018998/

Welcome to Episode 25 of the Trigger Me Timbers podcast — the show that brings you the latest in shocking, startling and otherwise triggering news. This week we welcome back (by hugely popular demand) our first ever return guest — Phil’s partner, Greta! Hubert once again finds himself in the role of relationship counsellor, as everyone’s favourite power couple push each others’ buttons like never before. Topics include: 1. Online housework classes 2. The obsession with skin care routines 3. Deep-voiced cheaters For links to the latest articles and to get involved in the discussion, make sure to follow the TMT Podcast on Twitter and Facebook! (links below). Twitter: https://twitter.com/TimbersPodcast Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Trigger-Me-Timbers-Podcast-102305518018998/

Welcome to Episode 24 of the Trigger Me Timbers podcast - the show that brings you the latest in shocking, startling and otherwise triggering news. This week the boys are joined by the most electrifying man in podcast entertainment, Angus! Angus launches from the top rope with a gut-busting article on pro-wrestling. Hubert continues the theme, bringing the pain like a chokeslam through a table. Finally, Phil switches gears completely, like a true jabroni. But the question remains - who will layeth the smackdown and land a perfect 10? This week's topics include: 1. Is pro wrestling turning kids violent? 2. How trump borrows from the WWE playbook 3. The (surprisingly) most common condition afflicting aged care residents For links to the latest articles and to get involved in the discussion, make sure to follow the TMT Podcast on Twitter and Facebook! (links below). Twitter: https://twitter.com/TimbersPodcast Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Trigger-Me-Timbers-Podcast-102305518018998/

Welcome to episode 23 of Trigger Me Timbers – the show that brings you the latest in shocking, startling and otherwise triggering news. This week, Phil and Hubert were joined by Kat – a true rose between two thorns. Kat had clearly done her homework, as she singlehandedly lifted the level of conversational sophistication in what proved to be yet another enjoyable (and highly triggering) yarn. Articles cover: 1. "Wokefishing" 2. The rise of “Robin Hood” investors 3. Tinder horror stories For links to the latest articles and to get involved in the discussion, follow the TMT Podcast on Twitter and Facebook! (links below). Twitter: https://twitter.com/TimbersPodcast Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Trigger-Me-Timbers-Podcast-102305518018998/

Welcome to episode 22 of the Trigger Me Timbers podcast – the show that brings you the latest in shocking, startling and otherwise triggering news. This week, Phil and Hubert are joined by Shanthi, who kindly takes a break from completing her PhD to take the boys to school with a triggering masterclass. Can Shanthi make history by presenting the first ever article to earn unanimous 10s on the Trigter-scale? Articles cover: 1. Big Tobacco marketing techniques 2. Rio Tinto blasting Aboriginal sites 3. The “Coffin Confessor” For links to the latest articles and to get involved in the discussion, follow the TMT Podcast on Twitter and Facebook! (links below). Twitter: https://twitter.com/TimbersPodcast Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Trigger-Me-Timbers-Podcast-102305518018998/

Welcome to episode 21 of Trigger Me Timbers – Oceania’s favourite Canberra-based, grassroots, tongue-in-cheek news podcast. After a short hiatus to recover from Phil’s birthday celebrations, Hubert and friend emerge with a finely curated trio of triggering tales. Articles cover: 1. The EXPLOSIVE history of gender reveals 2. Renegade milk activists 3. Flights to nowhere (and other nonsense) As always, don’t forget to tell a friend and SMASH that follow button on our Twitter and Facebook! (links below). Twitter: https://twitter.com/TimbersPodcast Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Trigger-Me-Timbers-Podcast-102305518018998/

Welcome to episode 20 of the Trigger Me Timbers podcast – the show that brings you the latest in shocking, startling and otherwise triggering news. This week Hubert and Phil celebrate the 20th episode milestone by chatting with the charming and insightful Ben – the man with a voice like honey and genius behind the Trigger Me Timbers theme song! This week’s articles cover: 1. Albany busking ban 2. Typos of the New York Times 3. Prisons as tourist attractions. To hear more of Ben, follow him on Facebook or Instagram (links below). https://www.facebook.com/becomingmusic/ https://www.instagram.com/becoming.music/ And for links to the latest articles and to get involved in the discussion, follow the TMT Podcast on Twitter and Facebook! (links below). Twitter: https://twitter.com/TimbersPodcast Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Trigger-Me-Timbers-Podcast-102305518018998/

Welcome to Episode 19 of the Trigger Me Timbers podcast – the show that brings you the latest in shocking, startling and otherwise triggering news. This week Phil and Hubert return to their humble podcasting roots and go back and forth in a one-on-one battle for trigger supremacy. The question remains: can Hubert sufficiently rustle Phil’s jimmies and earn a 10 on the Trigter scale from his co-host for the first time ever? This week's topics include: 1. Stepping on the scales before ordering a meal 2. Zac “Daddy” Efron 3. Sleeping in separate beds 4. Dodgy bushfire charities? For links to the latest articles and to get involved in the discussion, make sure to follow the TMT Podcast on Twitter and Facebook! (links below). Twitter: https://twitter.com/TimbersPodcast Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Trigger-Me-Timbers-Podcast-102305518018998/

Welcome to episode 18 of the Trigger Me Timbers podcast – the show that brings you the latest in shocking, startling and otherwise triggering news. This week Hubert and Phil are joined by Canberra’s favourite cheery, optimistic go-getter – Lit Oreos. Lit takes the boys on a wild journey back in time, but can he surf the “third wave” all the way to the top of the Trigter-scale? Articles cover: 1. “Just in time” business philosophy 2. The high school Nazi experiment 3. Pessimism and life expectancy Don’t forget to SMASH that subscribe button, leave us a review, tell a friend and send us your credit card details. For links to the latest articles and to get involved in the discussion, make sure to follow the TMT Podcast on Twitter and Facebook! (links below). Twitter: https://twitter.com/TimbersPodcast Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Trigger-Me-Timbers-Podcast-102305518018998/

Welcome to episode 17 of the Trigger Me Timbers podcast – the show that brings you the latest in shocking, startling and otherwise triggering news. This week, Phil and Hubert are joined by intellectual powerhouse and all around legend Elly! The shared history of these Gong Gals and Gents proves to be the perfect recipe for a fascinating (and triggering) discussion. Articles cover: 1. Footy players – guilty until proven innocent? 2. Plastic surgery and the “Zoom effect” 3. #Tradwives: the latest trend for submissive women. For links to the latest articles and to get involved in the discussion, follow the TMT Podcast on Twitter and Facebook! (links below). Twitter: https://twitter.com/TimbersPodcast Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Trigger-Me-Timbers-Podcast-102305518018998/

Welcome to Episode 16 of Trigger Me Timbers – the show that brings you the latest in shocking, startling and otherwise triggering news. The boys celebrate their sweet 16th with the bright, brilliant and bewitching Jess! With Jess bringing the heat (in equally informative and entertaining ways) and the rare appearance of a 10/10 (!) on the Trig-ter scale, this episode is set to become an instant classic. This week's topics include: 1. The surprising origins of modern wedding traditions 2. Overseas travel – right or privilege? 3. Fast fashion and the role of technology If you’re on the hunt for some ethically made, bold patterned dresses, make sure to check out Jess’ handiwork at https://www.jejandboc.com.au/ and on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/jej_and_boc/. And while you’re on social media, you may as well SMASH that follow button on the TMT Podcast Twitter and Facebook! (links below). Twitter: https://twitter.com/TimbersPodcast Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Trigger-Me-Timbers-Podcast-102305518018998/

Welcome to episode 15 of the Trigger Me Timbers podcast – the show that brings you the latest in shocking, startling and otherwise triggering news. This week Hubert and Phil are joined by a VERY special guest – Blommy! Through astute observation of previous episodes, Blommy utilises expert techniques in triggernometry to “activate” the boys with a deft, personal touch. Articles cover: 1. The quest for hidden treasure 2. The underappreciated art of breathing 3. D**** on JobKeeper For links to the latest articles and to get involved in the discussion, make sure to follow the TMT Podcast on Twitter and Facebook! (links below). Twitter: https://twitter.com/TimbersPodcast Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Trigger-Me-Timbers-Podcast-102305518018998/

Welcome to episode 14 of the Trigger Me Timbers podcast – the show that brings you the latest in shocking, startling and otherwise triggering news. This week Hubert and Phil are joined by the enthusiastic and charismatic Adam – a TMT superfan with an unrelenting arsenal of triggering and informative articles. Could Adam be the first guest to earn an elusive 10 on the trigter scale? Articles cover: 1. Canberran car park PTSD 2. Mexican border shanty towns 3. Queensland border billboard propaganda. For links to the latest articles and to get involved in the discussion, follow the TMT Podcast on Twitter and Facebook! (links below). Twitter: https://twitter.com/TimbersPodcast Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Trigger-Me-Timbers-Podcast-102305518018998/

Welcome to Episode 13 of the Trigger Me Timbers podcast - the show that brings you the latest in shocking, startling and otherwise triggering news. This week the boys are joined by the one and only Miles! (Stage name: DJ Milez). Miles provides a much needed injection of wit and intellect as Hubert and Phil continue to bicker like an old married couple. This week's topics include: 1. The death of the office? 2. Miquela, the change-seeking robot 3. The inadvertent harm of mythbusting For links to the latest articles and to get involved in the discussion, make sure to follow the TMT Podcast on Twitter and Facebook! (links below). Twitter: https://twitter.com/TimbersPodcast Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Trigger-Me-Timbers-Podcast-102305518018998/

We’re back! Welcome to episode 12, the special lockdown edition of the Trigger Me Timbers podcast. After months of isolation, Phil and Hubert emerge to bring you the latest in shocking, startling and otherwise triggering news. Articles cover: 1. How your childhood is influencing your feelings during isolation 2. Twitter’s fleeting experiment As always, don’t forget to tell a friend and SMASH that follow button on our Twitter and Facebook! (links below). Twitter: https://twitter.com/TimbersPodcast Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Trigger-Me-Timbers-Podcast-102305518018998/

Welcome to Episode 11 of the Trigger Me Timbers podcast - the show that brings you the latest in shocking, startling and otherwise triggering news. This week we welcome a very special guest — Phil’s partner, Greta! Hubert does his best impersonation of a relationship counsellor, as the fiery chemistry between the power couple culminates into some of the highest trigter scores seen to date. Topics include: 1. Mercury in retrograde 2. Gender disappointment 3. The psychology behind Tik Tok For links to the latest articles and to get involved in the discussion, make sure to follow the TMT Podcast on Twitter and Facebook! (links below). Twitter: https://twitter.com/TimbersPodcast Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Trigger-Me-Timbers-Podcast-102305518018998/

Welcome to episode 10 of the Trigger Me Timbers podcast - the show that brings you the latest in shocking, startling and otherwise triggering news. This week Hubert and Phil celebrate reaching the 10 episode milestone by chatting with Brendan – a mysteriously coy and unorthodox philosopher. Articles cover: 1. iPhones and movie villains 2. The “anti” Greta Thunberg 3. The rise of in-cels, vol-cels and short-cels. For links to the latest articles and to get involved in the discussion, make sure to follow the TMT Podcast on Twitter and Facebook! (links below). Twitter: https://twitter.com/TimbersPodcast Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Trigger-Me-Timbers-Podcast-102305518018998/

Welcome to episode 9 of the Trigger Me Timbers podcast - the show that brings you the latest in shocking, startling and otherwise triggering news. This week Hubert and Phil are joined by Macca – a charming engineer with insightful commentary and excellent taste in triggering articles. Could Macca be the first guest to earn an elusive 10 on the trigter scale? Articles cover: 1. Lowering the hoop in women’s basketball 2. The dangers of filtered cigarettes 3. Chaos at the yacht squadron For links to the latest articles and to get involved in the discussion, make sure to follow the TMT Podcast on Twitter and Facebook! (links below). Twitter: https://twitter.com/TimbersPodcast Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Trigger-Me-Timbers-Podcast-102305518018998/

Welcome to episode 8 of the Trigger Me Timbers podcast - the show that brings you the latest in shocking, startling and otherwise triggering news. The full range of the trigter scale is utilised this week, as Phil and Hubert attempt to agitate each other with some very mixed results. Articles cover: 1. The “stay at home dad” shortage 2. Habit-breaking shock bracelets 3. Fighting Coronavirus with drones 4. Clairvoyants and the lottery And as mentioned in the episode we are now on Twitter!! To stay up to date with our latest episodes, provide feedback, or read the articles in more detail, SMASH that follow button at: twitter.com/TimbersPodcast

Welcome to episode 7 of the Trigger Me Timbers podcast - the show that brings you the latest in shocking, startling and otherwise triggering news. This week Hubert and Phil rustle each other’s jimmies in an attempt to set each other's Trigter scales through the roof. Articles include: 1. Instagram influencers sponsored by the Aussie taxpayer 2. IKEA interior designers 3. When your boss is an algorithm 4. Bonus article (Trigger Me Quickly)

Welcome to episode 6 of the Trigger Me Timbers podcast - the show that brings you the latest in shocking, startling and otherwise triggering news. And welcome to our second ever podcast guest — Maddy! This week Maddy, Hubert and Phil get real personal in the pursuit of that elusive 10 on the trigter scale. Topics include: 1. Playing with FI/RE 2. Japan’s extreme custody laws 3. MEGXIT and the art of the portmanteau

Welcome to episode 5 of the Trigger Me Timbers podcast - the show that brings you the latest in shocking, startling and otherwise triggering news. We kick off 2020 with our first ever podcast guest — Steph! Steph, Hubert and Phil set each other's Trigter scales off with articles on: 1. Injectable male contraception 2. Sex education and pornography 3. Boundary-setting templates

Welcome to episode 4 of the Trigger Me Timbers podcast - the show that brings you the latest in shocking, startling and otherwise triggering news. This week Phil successfully triggers Hubert to levels never before seen on the podcast (in a very unexpected way). Articles cover: 1. Female leaders in film 2. Leaving a negative inheritance 3. Tinder trends 4. The rise of marriage counselling Stay tuned for episode 5, where we will feature our first ever guest on the podcast! xxx

Welcome to episode 3 of the Trigger Me Timbers podcast - the show that brings you the latest in shocking, startling and otherwise triggering news. Hubert and Phil continue to roast, niggle and trigger one another like there’s no tomorrow. This week's episode covers: 1. Extreme lying on your resume 2. The magical power of animals 3. The rise of loneliness in Australia 4. The economics of gift giving And if you (like us) can’t get enough of the TMT theme song, make sure you check out what else Becoming Music has to offer. You can find him and his angelic voice on facey and insta: https://www.facebook.com/becomingmusic/ https://www.instagram.com/becoming.music/

Welcome to episode 2 of the Trigger Me Timbers podcast - the show that brings you the latest in shocking, startling and otherwise triggering news. Hubert and Phil once again aim to rile each other up and aim for that elusive 10/10 on the Trigter scale. Articles this week cover: 1. Fast loans for the wealthy 2. Marie Kondo and the mystical power of vibration 3. Living longer and retiring later

Welcome to episode 1 of the Trigger Me Timbers podcast - the show that brings you the latest in shocking, startling and otherwise triggering news. This week Hubert and Phil set each other's Trigter scales through the roof with articles on: 1. Dubious uses of facial recognition software 2. Environmental activism and charity status 3. Declining literacy and rising screen time