Podcasts about professional contestants

The Professional Contestants are headed to Japan to hang out and pal around with 142 of our newest best friends! We're gonna do obstacle courses! We're gonna eat biscuits! And if any war hungry Counts or Generals even THINK about forcing us to fight on their behalf, we're gonna incite a revolution! Zach has definitely not been to Boston, Jared reminices about playground energy, and Adam attempts to understand medieval war strategy. Talking Points Include: A Harry Potter Adajacent Update, The Dichotomy of Party Magicians, Bad Army Recruitment Tactics, Obstacle Courses of War, The Strong Man Maze, Game Show Cultures, A Peoples' Uprising, The Cheese New Deal

In this episode we discover the true meaning of Christmas. We here at Professional Contestants believe that everyone should be included in the holiday festivities, so we are doing something special this season. Area 51 is open, its a lucky time of year, and these aliens are about to learn about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Zach thinks Marvin the Martian is in Area 51, Jared thinks Hot Scrooge is in Area 51, and Adam thinks eight additional Shrek sequels are in Area 51. Talking Points Include: Jared's CO2 Detector, The Volunteer Dads Brigade, Santa's Transatlantic Accent, A Luckier Time of Year, Evangelizing Aliens, Knuckles' Eggs, Air Force Base Shenanigans, Talk Elf

100 episodes. 97 plans created. It’d be a shame to let all this game show knowledge go to waste. Finally, on our 100th episode of Professional Contestants, the leading experts on Game Show Studies will create the world’s most perfect game show. Buckle up. Zach makes a PowerPoint, Jared pats himself on the back, and Adam really wants a heist.

Gather around children, and the Professional Contestants will tell you the story of when Jesus and his disciples went on a game show and fed the entire crew with a single lox bagel. Is it a true story? Probably not. But if I were you I wouldn't punch the guy. Just in case. American Gladiators is our church, and if you don't think Christ is down here playing Own The Bone you've got another guess coming! Zach is Derrick, Jared is Mr. Trumpet, and Adam is Nipz. Talking Points Include: NYC Bingo Revisited, Jimmy Fallon The Slime Man, Building Our Gladiators, Blue Man Hibachi, The Caesys, Sweeties Down Under, Interview Skills, Beefy Jeezy, Feeding Of The 5 Billion, Buff Judas

Wow. It seemed like yesterday America’s favorite boy was learning about science and cracking catch phrases all over the place. But now, we at the Professional Contestants are proud to celebrate TWENTY YEARS of the Smart Lad. Time really does fly huh? He’s all grown up now. Like, really grown. Hey, why is Young Sheldon 50 ft. tall? Zach knows nothing about Ant-Man, Jared knows too much about Ant-Man, and Adam is throwing a party in Joel McHale’s pants. Talking Points Include: Millionaire Birthday, Entirely Too Much Ant-Man Talk, There’s a Party in Joel’s Pants, Iron Maid-Ant, EGOT, Big Young Sheldon

The days are long, the weather is hot, and the sun is high in the sky. As we breathe in that hot, humid air, there's only one that is on our mind. It's back! The Summer of Summers has returned to the Professional Contestants once again. In the search for this summer's honoree, we first find ourselves facing an iconic monolith in children's competition shows. No, not the Aggro Crag, I'm referring to Shaquille O'Neal. Come along as we fix all the problems with Nickelodeon Guts. Zach fears Reggie Miller's disappointment, Jared fears Lightning McQueen, and Adam fears his butt being shown on a jumbotron. Talking Points Include: Return of The Summer of Summers, Mark It Days, Host Appreciation, Ultimate Sports Fantasies, Pantsing Tom Brady, Sports Nightmares, Employing a Boggart, Stealing From Shaq

Maybe you've heard of Professional Contestants before? Ya know, it's the other podcast we produce. Well if you never got around to listening to it then open up those ears because your favorite Bracketologists are bringing it right to you! Welcome to the crossover of our two shows, serving up the quality ranting of ProCo in the semi-organized format of Brackets. 'Avocado Ghost' vs 'An Oxford Holla' 'Pringle Bells' vs 'Passive Aggressive Plant Names' 'A Really Successful Bake Sale' vs 'OLD Brew' Featuring: Zach Decker, Jared Smith, and Adam Decker Editor: Adam Decker

Apple Android Rss SHOW NOTES Sometimes here at Professional Contestants we have to do things we don’t like in order to win a game show. This is NOT one of those times. If you don’t think that oiling up and listening to Lionel Richie music all night while running an obstacle course sounds like a great time then there’s really nothing else we can do for you. We’re forming bands, reading fan fics, and arguing over butt placement in our plan to take down Oh Sit! Zach describes a rich 12 Angry Men backstory, Jared is overwhelmingly in favor of a juicy donk, and Adam gets excited about dancing to Lionel Richie covers Talking Points Include: New Theme Song, NBA Tacos, Mail Time, Cool Nicknames, Piggyback Sitcoms, Twelve Men, Black Eyed Peas 2, Backside Disguise, Oiling Up, Hype Fan Fiction

We here at Professional Contestants, inc. are no strangers to dicey situations, but even we are having a little trepidation with forming a plan that will land us a baby for a teammate. Buuuuuttt... if a baby just happens to show up to the game show set at the same time as us, it's not our fault if everyone assumes its ours. With Jack Daniels and Reba on their side, there's nothing to stop these three men and a baby from winning Bet On Your Baby. Zach loves Reba, Jared loves Reba, and Adam loves Reba. Talking Points Include: Polar Vortex, The Masked Singer Watch, Reba Appreciation, COME ON BABY, Baby Clone Trooper, Baby Reba, Baby Geniuses, Finding a Bad Baby, Pink Fong Whiskey Trap