All The Best Lines

Not only is it Sherlock time, again, but its also guest time! Adam and Smokey welcome Ben Taylorson (Rated H, The House of Hammer) back, to introduce him to some good ol Rathbone and Bruce action. Does Ben like it? Who does the best Nigel Bruce impression? But, more importantly? Which condiment suits the guys best?

Adam and Smokey have an 'engagement with macabre' as they sample The Black Sleep. A little bonus episode for you all and to make it extra special, the lads chose a film that makes them both slightly uncomfortable...and not in a good way!

Adam and Smokey get all ambiguous, this time. Let's have some more Charles Laughton, shall we? This maybe the only podcast that can take you through some 1940's noir, via the Oscars and Ted Lasso.

It's epic time! Adam dusts off the 1930 war classic and presents it to rookie Smokey, for his first time watch. Brutal, harsh, sobering and scary...Adam is still a great podcaster and this film needed to be reviewed.

The countdown is done, the ticking has finally stopped! Adam introduces Smokey to The Big Clock. So, let's all hate the colour green, lob a timepiece at someones head and marvel at how loud the squeak on Smokey's chair is!

Adam pops a parrot on his shoulder, grabs his sword and leads Smokey into battle...kind of. It's time for the ultimate pirate 'drama' of Captain Blood. Which contrary part of the film will bug Smokey this time?

Happy Halloween, everyone! Adam and Smokey drag the spare chairs from out of the cupboard, dust them down and welcome the lovely Cev Moore and Ben Taylorson, from The House of Hammer! Its part two of our Folk Horror quadrilogy and this one...is in the trees!

Before the upcoming Halloween extravaganza, Adam and Smokey go for something somewhat lighter. It's time to act some Shakespeare, continually stress out your butler and take a biff to the face...and that's just in Adam's house.

Adam and Smokey get out their hankies, for the penultimate episode of All The Best Lines. But, before this particular train leaves the station, we have SO many lovely emails, a masterclass from Alec Guinness to discuss and another announcement for you all.

Smokey has something very special to say to all of you! Email us at - allthebestlines@gmail.com

Adam and Smokey take a trip, once more, to visit a certain Mr Hitchcock. Is this going to be a pure gush-fest or will some surprises be thrown in? Also, who knew this film was connected to both Sex and the City 2 and MI:2?! (it really isn't) To check out our mate Camille's wonderful art work, follow this link - https://www.redbubble.com/people/NouveauCat/explore?asc=u&page=1&sortOrder=recent

Adam and Smokey give the guest chair a thorough dusting and welcome the wonderful host of Yesteryear Ballyhoo Review, Reel Nerds and Surrounded by A**holes podcasts, Zach Eastman, to the show. This time, the lads go through not one, not two but three Boris Karloff horror classics!! Cue those impressions...

Adam reluctantly rents out his spare room to Smokey, as they visit a film one of them hasn't seen and the other thought was something else entirely! Buckle up for huge propellors, flying trousers and a whiny weeping that'll make you...well...weep.

Adam gives Smokey a bonk on the head and spends an hour explaining why this is better than Casablanca. Do you agree? Oh and never forget...Canterbury!!

Adam and Smokey go dark and try to read each others minds. The results are, unsurprisingly, truly terrifying. Strap yourselves in for a descent into madness and hitting rock bottom...although you do that for every episode anyway.

Its time for Adam to strap on the tap shoes and show Smokey some moves. It's musical time! Will Adam stop gushing? Will Smokey get through the episode without committing a murder? All is revealed. Oh and a little PSA, this episode contains the friendliest Battle of the Bands...ever.

Adam gets his knuckles tattooed and shows Smokey just what a brutal thriller is. LOVE it or HATE it, this film needs to be discussed.

Adam and Smokey dust off the guest chair, once again, and welcome their favourite Russian Cinema expert, onto the back row. Ally, from the wonderful Russophiles Unite podcast, brings the bear skin hats and vodka, while Russian cliches are avoided.

Smokey makes the tea, while Adam prepares a full English breakfast, as they settle in for their first delve into Hitchcock territory. Prepare yourself for intrigue, suspense and spurious lies about Smokey's personal life.

Smokey brings you a sneak peek at the forthcoming venture into the world of Hammer. Welcome to The House of Hammer. Twitter - @houseofhammerpod Email - shout@houseofhammerpodcast.com

Adam dons his best deerstalker, grabs his magnifying glass and pipe, to guide Smokey into the wonderful world of Sherlock Holmes. Mr Rocheholmes is still searching for clues as to why Mr Smokeywatson can't remember which episode they're on.

Adam and Smokey settle in for some classic film noir. Is it the best of the best? The classic amongst classics? The noir-est of the noir-est? It may just produce some very surprising results.

Adam and Smokey shift down a seat or two and welcome their favourite punk podcaster onto the sofa. Tom from Anywhere But Here and Banned Biographies, brings his wonderful beard and expensive gin and discusses something that could be very divisive.

A little bonus episode! So, not straight into the film, a little chat first. Weather, lockdown, Aliens and Austrians are all discussed. Oh and then we get on to some bloke called Vladimir Ivanovich Hofschneider...whoever he is.

Grab your lasso, kick open a saloon door and silence a piano player...because none of those things happen in this Western. Adam and Smokey dive headfirst into the John Wayne classic, with as much wild abandon as their class status will allow.

Adam and Smokey make some room on the sofa for their favourite Celt and fellow Film Club attendee, Stacy, to watch a 'classic'. Things get sweary, impression-y and just a little bit icky.

Adam and Smokey bring you a unique experience of a film. One that can't be bargained with, can't be reasoned with, it doesn't feel pity or pain...hang on, what did we watch again?

Adam and Smokey bring you The Thin Man! Smokey learns a little bit more and Adam invokes the name of a dark lord. Also, why does Smokey hate dogs so much? (he doesn't)

The inaugural episode of All The Best Lines! Join us on a journey through the golden age of cinema? With one who knows what he's talking about and one who doesn't. We shall let you decided which is which.