Blossom Buddies

Jason and Craig get together one last time to share their dreams, nightmares, and everything in between. Special thanks to everyone who joined us along the way, from our hilarious guests, to the listeners, to our families who (for some reason) supported us on this venture.   Good riddance, Blossom. I'd prefer if we never spoke again.

Well, ladies and gentlemen, it's been a ride. A long, uninspired ride. But we did it! This is THE. BLOSSOM. SERIES. FINALE. With special guests: OUR WIVES! Stay tuned, we're gonna regroup next week to give our final thoughts on this odyssey we, for some reason, chose to embark upon.

We let this episode go a little bit long, but that's okay because who cares? This episode of Blossom actually was pretty good! And Jason and Craig are also pretty good! All around, a good episode, you should download it!   **Note, next episode is the Blossom finale, and will be delayed by one week.

We're the podcast who leaves the technical difficulties in! Because we think you want to peak behind the curtain? NOPE, because our editing staff is too lazy! We're definitely proud to say we still have listeners at this point.  Also in this episode: Blossom's a stupid, spoiled piece of crap, but she gets a car anyway! Joey's an undersexed horn-dog, Carol's an oversexed horndog, Nick apparently can't write music after all these years doing so... let's see, what else... Oh yeah, Frank, the weird 5 year-old kid that's always around for some reason is ALSO horned up.

Talia Shire (Adrian from Rocky) guest stars. As herself. And it's f*cking weird. It makes us wonder if she's actually like this in real life. All around a terrible episode.

Even though we haven't seen Tony in weeks, everyone's upset that he's finally leaving. Come on, you're all outta here in like 4 more episodes!

Finally, things get serious on a very special episode of Blossom. (Spoiler alert: things still don't get as serious as Fresh Prince.)

Guess who's back, back again, Vinnie's back, tell a friend. This one sucks, this one sucks, this one sucks, this one sucks, this one sucks, this one sucks, this one sucks, this one sucks, na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na.

Nick gets creepy, Craig releases the episode late... does any of this really matter?

The return of the fantasy sequence! And it couldn't be more timely. Tune in to find out more!

In this week's episode: Blossom's horny. 

Blossom tries out for a school play with a "famous" director. It's terrible. It's all terrible.

What do you want me to say at this point? This show is stupid. Blossom brings her boobs to a party, it gets her some attention, and there are no consequences.

Let's see, Shelly's pregnant and the episode is called "Oh, Baby." I WONDER WHAT THIS EPISODE IS ABOUT.   Oh and also WE REACHED OUR 100th episode, baby!!

Is there a more 90's episode name than "Blossom Gump?" Spoiler: no. This episode was weird. The story was disjointed and based on a lot of things that didn't make sense, almost as if NBC were saying to themselves "let's see if anyone's actually paying attention to this garbage." But hey, at least there are some fantasy sequences.

What can I say? This episode is better than last week's, and we promise we'll never do a live episode again. OR WILL WE??? Blossom and Six get college acceptance letters and have to figure their shit out.

Jason and Craig do a LIVE PODCAST on Instagram Live! It's absolutely terrible. Joey faces temptation, while Blossom faces a demon child.

Another terrible episode of Blossom. We were hoping season 5 would save this podcast, but it now seems like we were fools. Blossom and Six have a school assignment where they just have to express themselves. Even their teacher is phoning it in!

In our opinionation, fuck this show. More specifically though, Nick gets married, and it's really starting to feel like they're phoning it in!

This week: we don't give a shit about copyright!  This guy comes up and he's all, you know if you wanna steal Liam Lynch's songs, there's easier ways to do it than ripping it from a podcast, and we're all like YEAH WHATEVER

You know what? Fuck it, we're doing a Law & Order podcast. These are our stories. Oh, and this episode is called "Puppy Love" both because Blossom falls in love with some baseball player for a minute, and Kennedy loves her new dog.

Brand new double-episode extravaganza! It's a wild blow-out! Get it while it's hot! Also, the new season is not as exciting as Jason and Craig had hoped.

Come one, come all! It's the Blossom Buddies Season 4 finale extravaganza episode! Twice as long, twice as fun!

This week on Blossom Buddies: Jason and Craig are sick of doing this podcast, although this podcast IS sick, so that tracks.

You know what? This episode was pretty good. Give it a listen!

It's not a clip show, but there's also no discernable plot. So, not a great episode of Blossom, but a terrific episode of Blossom Buddies!

Buzz is back and he's banging Phyllis Diller! We kill him anyway.

It's the Craig and Jason Blossom Hour! Also, Craig forgot what day it was and forgot to publish the podcast on time. Blame his wife for having a stupid birthday. Or blame alcohol. Or do something else that's cool and weird that I don't even know about. I'm not your dad.

Or as we say in Canada, "Our FAVOURITE Scenes." Also, it's a super-bullshit clipshow, so...

Your standard Blossom episode about taking your babysitting responsibilities seriously, and also steroids.

It's a double episode, and it's weirdly good. Craig hated it, and then he loved it, but Jason's love stayed true from start to finish.

Six gets out of rehab having not learned much, because her therapist was cute, and Scott Wolf's a creepy guest star. Why are all the big guest stars creeps? Why can't Six meet a NICE guest star for once?

It's the early 90's, so you know what that means! Time to make fun of vegetarians!

Honestly, I don't know why we're doing this anymore. Strangely enough, Daft Punk just broke up the same week we did an episode called "Getting Lucky," which is kinda like one of their songs, in case you're one of those people who lives under a rock. We should all be more like Daft Punk, I guess. Musical genius robots.

Our shorest episode yet, and our episodes have been numbered fine THIS WHOLE TIME, JASON.

Jason and Craig tackle a two episodes at once! It's a two-parter, but we made it a one-parter!

Let's also talk about how putting the word "sex" in our episode titles might get us more downloads. Spread the word! The word is SEX!

Here you go, losers. Another stupid episode of this stupid podcast about a stupid TV show. 

Craig was pretty high for this episode, so... we're either sorry, or you're welcome!

Jimmy's got a gun. This episode feels like a store-brand knockoff of a good sitcom.

Except Blossom doesn't really have a dilemna. Vinnie has a dilemna. Six has a dilemna. Even Joey sorta has a dilemna. Get it together, NBC 30 years ago!

Six has problems, man.

Fun fact: In this episode of Blossom, everyone who ISN'T in an ambulance makes out!

Finally, Blossom returns to form. Like if Blossom were a Wonder Twin, it would be saying, "Form of: A SITCOM!" Jason and Craig wash an awful taste out of their mouths, just in time to sink their teeth into the real deal.

Jason and Craig start working through the emotional damage that occurs after watching a 4-part sitcom episode with no laugh track.

We did it! Our best episode yet! Or probably not. Listen anyway!

WHOOOPS Craig forgot to publish this on time. I hope we don't lose any listeners!

WE'RE BACK BABY! 

Guess where Blossom's going! Join us for the season 3 finale of Blossom.  Blossom leaves for Paris, I wonder if she'll come back at the end of the summer... CLIFFHANGERRRRRRR!!!!

Shit gets real! Kinda.

Honestly man, I dunno about this one. BUT! If this episode gets 50 downloads in the next week, Jason and I will show our tits on the internet! Come on gang, let's do it!