A reality tv podcast where we sit on the couch and drink while breaking down your favorite reality tv moments from the week.
We are back! This week we are diving into The Bachelorette and I am excited to have my friend Lea Ann helping me break it all down! As great friends do, Lea Ann was up for some homework and watched an episode of Southern Charm and brought her own opinions as an outsider looking in. Who knows, maybe she'll come over to the Bravo side.... Byyyeee
This week is a special week for the podcast. We have our first two GUESTS ever and boy do they have ZERO filter when it comes to giving their opinions on all things BRAVO...and then some! ENJOY :)
We are back from a one week hiatus and completely unprepared but at least there is SO. MUCH. TO. DISCUSS. We start off with the Potomac lake house weekend and #babygate... which quickly pivots into #textmessagegate. We are close to the ending of the Below Deck Med season and to the Rob/Jess relationship. The RHOBH Reunion gave us more of the same. Denise and Rinna went at it. Denise and Kyle went at it. Denise and Teddi went at it. I mean who didn't Denise get into it with? On RHONY we witness a Dorinda meltdown of epic proportions. Why does Dorinda hate Tinsley as much as Christen hates Ramona? We'll find out. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Well we are back for lucky episode number 13. We start out kind of somber because we've had some hard losses this week both in Bravoland and Hollywood. But we are fortunate to have our reality shows to take us out of reality for a little while. RHOP brings us a Pepto Bismol suit fit for a Grand Dame. I think at this point we are all in agreement that we are just hate watching Below Deck right? RHONY brought us confused fashion and more grand entrances. And we wrapped up RHOBH with a goose-bump inducing few minutes for the Richards/Rinna showdown. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
We've pretty much given up on The Other Way at this point. They don't deserve airtime so we saved all the words and opinions for our trusty Bravo bitches. Speaking of bitches, the RHOP ladies all piled on Candiace this week with no mercy. And of course we know the bitchiest duo on the high seas got their way when the GOAT, Hannah, was sent packing. But hey, at least she got her Valium back. RHOBH gave us a baby shower in Italy but also not really Italy, just an overpriced Olive Garden in Encino. But at least Brandi said the 'c' word at the table to spice things up, though we aren't sure which one she chose... Of course the RHONY ladies have the biggest B of all in Ramona who thinks texting people about their anger problems is acceptable and also thinks aged red wine is ew. Obviously she has good taste... --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Y'all thought the only bird drama this week was going to be T'Challa's escape from RHOP. But no, it's another nature episode from the Couch Queens. We break down all your Bravo favorites while trying not to get attacked by a large bird in Lauren's backyard. There's drama on the high seas for Below Deck Med and somebody is going to walk the plank for their crimes... we vote Malia (insert snake emoji). The RHOBH ladies are on the worst trip to Italy we've ever witnessed and honestly, we cannot wait for this season to end. On the other side of the world, the RHONY ladies are living it up in Mexico! We'd much rather be stuck dealing with Dorinda's shit than hanging with any of the RHOBH ladies, TBH. And last but not least the RHOP ladies give us a little bit of a sleeper episode but we know the drama is just heating up! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Well we've got more shit to talk about - and that in and of itself is a whole 2020 mood. Our lead in is once again, full of shit but we used all of the best puns in the last episode description. You've been spared this week. Luckily for everyone, Potomac is back to give us all the drama we're missing out on since the other shows didn't give us our fill. Below Deck was a sad state of affairs for our favorite chef, Kiko. The Other Way was full of disappointing men again, while RHOBH was just a disappointment. And RHONY gave us the Mexican dinner that we all needed but was light on the drama. Here's hoping that next week is extra. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
This week is a whirlwind of shit. Sorry, but we warned you. Lauren talks about the most traumatic bathroom story which makes Christen decide she's never having children. When we actually jump into the shows, poor Kiko is in a tough spot when he presents a really crappy Vegas-themed dinner. On The Other Way, we have two really shitty dads who are not prepared to take care of their new families. We see Ramona continue to be a complete asshole to Leah on RHONY. And we cap it off with the biggest blowout in RHOBH history with Teddi dropping a bomb on Denise in front of the entire group. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
This week we bring you a special brunch-time episode. We also terrify you with the after effects of having children. Sorry! We've got a lot of shows to cover starting with an emotional Shahs of Sunset reunion. Diving into Below Deck, we encounter some galley drama and an unenthused stew. The Other Way gives us a shocking revelation while all of RHOBH centers around Brandi's steamy confession. RHONY is all about Ramona until a sparkle bandit steals the show. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
This week we are coming to you poolside because we bougie like that. We can't seem to get away from Pete the Crew Mess Creep on Below Deck; Yazan and Brittany have a culture clash of epic proportions on The Other Way; RHOBH gives us ALL OF THE HOUSEWIVES; and RHONY never disappoints when rosé is added to the mix. Speaking of rosé, that's what we're sipping on as we giggle our way through screen doors and awkward references. Christen sincerely apologizes for that.... --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Fresh off their separate wine weekends in North Carolina wine country (it's a thing, Google it), Lauren and Christen are back to break down the week in reality tv. The Below Deck crew got a disappointing tip (and no we aren't talking Little Party Pete), the 90 Day men continue to disappoint everyone, the RHOBH ladies ask the age old question "does a strip club really have good steaks?", and the RHONY ladies return to Blue Stone Manner for a showdown of Broadway proportions. We kept it under an hour this time, so you're welcome. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
This week we're late AF recording because Christen was nursing a 2day hangover from 4th of July-ing. Yes, they exist, and yes, they're the worst. But have no fear because Lauren provides the antidote a la Lisa Rinna's bag of tricks. And then of course we jump into the episodes of the week. We talk about yachting with dogs, white guys that resemble cheese sticks, a spooky seafood tower, and the latest gossip. Hope you're here for all 63 minutes of it! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
This week we're kind of long winded... but what else do you have to do on a week leading up to a holiday??!! In episode 4 we tackle the newest Below Deck. What do we think about the return of Bugsy to the high seas? Will she be friend or foe? Then we jump into new territory with TLC's 90 Day: The Other Way. Christen breaks down the franchise for newbies like Lauren. And then we jump right into the thick of the newest episode. Will Jenny and Sumit get their happily ever after? Why can Jihoon never get his s*** together? Who is going to break first - Brittany or Yazan? We're covering it...for over an hour. Bare with us. Love ya, mean it. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Hey! We made it to episode 3! We're like real podcasters now, right? While it was kinda slow in Bravo-land with RHONY and RHOBH both on hiatus, have no fear! We were still able to fill up 54 minutes of your day with Below Deck, Vanderpump Rules, Reunion, Bravo Gossip, and a weird story about a gas station bathroom stall encounter... and not the kind you're thinking. Buckle up and grab a drink! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Y'all it has been A WEEK in Bravo-land... multiple firings, a housewife exit, a pregnancy announcement, and a pregnancy "announcement"? There is so much to unpack this week, and we are HERE FOR IT all. Also, we added a new "Here For It" segment so that y'all don't have to listen to us say "I'm here for it" so much... you're welcome. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
In our first episode, we break down this week of reality tv. Starting off, we have the premier of the new season of Bravo's Below Deck Med. We give our first impressions of the cast and whether or not we think we have another Misogynistic Band of Brothers on our hands. How will Malia manage her all male deck hands? Will Hannah get fired this season? And for the love of God, will we actually find drugs aboard this boat?!?!? Then we cover the rest of the week in Bravo-land including the VPR's snore of a season, RHOBH's "Three-some Gate", and RHONY's ravioli throw heard around the world. So pour yourself a glass of Vanderpump Rosé and let's WHOOP IT UP!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app