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Five lifelong friends and fans of soccer convert their 6 year old group text into a podcast and talk current events, get into heated debates, and overall talk soccer.

Five Soccer Blokes


    • Aug 13, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 4m AVG DURATION
    • 33 EPISODES


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    Episode 26 - Five Blokes Fantasy Draft 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2023 65:25


    In this episode, we follow and critique the Five Blokes Fantasy Draft of 2023.  Visit thefiveblokes.com to follow the Five Blokes fantasy league and follow the blokes.Visit www.etsy.com/shop/TheFiveBlokes?ref=search_shop_redirect to buy Five Blokes merch --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-five-blokes/message

    Episode 25 - USA v Netherlands World Cup 2022 Live Watch Party

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2023 105:25


    In this episode, the blokes watch the 2022 World Cup USA v Netherlands game together Visit ⁠thefiveblokes.com⁠ to follow the Five Blokes fantasy league and follow the blokes. Visit ⁠www.etsy.com/shop/TheFiveBlokes?ref=search_shop_redirect⁠ to buy Five Blokes merch --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-five-blokes/message

    Episode 24 - Five Blokes Fantasy Draft 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2023 51:08


    In this episode, we follow and critique the Five Blokes Fantasy Draft of 2022.  Visit thefiveblokes.com to follow the Five Blokes fantasy league and follow the blokes.Visit www.etsy.com/shop/TheFiveBlokes?ref=search_shop_redirect to buy Five Blokes merch --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-five-blokes/message

    Ep 23 - Championship Day 2022 Watch Party

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2022 140:58


    In this episode, the blokes watch the 2022 final gameweek together with all 10 games being played together. Visit thefiveblokes.com to follow the Five Blokes fantasy league and follow the blokes. Visit www.etsy.com/shop/TheFiveBlokes?ref=search_shop_redirect to buy Five Blokes merch --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-five-blokes/message

    The Chelsea Bloke - AFCON

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2022 16:10


    In this episode, the Chelsea Bloke, Nathan, discusses his thoughts on the African Cup of Nations(AFCON). Visit thefiveblokes.com to follow the Five Blokes fantasy league and follow the blokes. Visit www.etsy.com/shop/TheFiveBlokes?ref=search_shop_redirect to buy Five Blokes merch --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-five-blokes/message

    Ep 22 - January Transfer Rumors, TOTY Awards, and Red Cards

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2022 67:47


    In this episode, Nima, Seth, and Nate talk about the latest January transfer rumors, Antonio Conte's run at Spurs, the latest EA Sports TOTY and FIFA's The Best awards, and who will walk away with the most red cards. Visit thefiveblokes.com to follow the Five Blokes fantasy league and follow the blokes. Visit www.etsy.com/shop/TheFiveBlokes?ref=search_shop_redirect to buy Five Blokes merch --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-five-blokes/message

    Ep 21 - Chelsea lose to City, Do Liverpool Have a Chance?, Who will be Relegated?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2022 56:27


    In this episode, Seth, Nima, Evan, and Nathan discuss the latest games in Week 22, who can catch City, the impacts of AFCON and other postponement factors, and discuss relegation. Visit thefiveblokes.com to follow the Five Blokes fantasy league and follow the blokes. Visit www.etsy.com/shop/TheFiveBlokes?ref=search_shop_redirect to buy Five Blokes merch --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-five-blokes/message

    Ep 20 - Transfer News, Most Valuable Players, and Team of the Year w/o EPL Players

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2022 86:49


    In this episode, Seth, Nima, and Nate discuss the latest news from the transfer market, primarily Coutinho to Aston Villa, the CIES Most Valuable Player list, and put together the team of the year without using any English Premiere League players. Visit thefiveblokes.com to follow the Five Blokes fantasy league and follow the blokes. Visit www.etsy.com/shop/TheFiveBlokes?ref=search_shop_redirect to buy Five Blokes merch --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-five-blokes/message

    Ep 19 - Arsenal Choke, Lukaku is the Worst, and Who Will Get Team of the Season?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2022 90:45


    In this episode, Nima, Nathan, Evan, and Seth discuss the past weekends big games, chat about the controversy surrounding Lukaku, discuss who has the best odds of taking over City, and discuss our proposal for the Premiere League Team of the Season. Visit thefiveblokes.com to follow the Five Blokes fantasy league and follow the blokes. Visit www.etsy.com/shop/TheFiveBlokes?ref=search_shop_redirect to buy Five Blokes merch --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-five-blokes/message

    Ep 18 - Who will win Golden Boot? Who will get Top 6? How bad are Barcelona?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2021 62:56


    In this episode, Seth, Nima, and Evan discuss the golden boot race among other awards, how competitive the league has been, and go deep into Barcelona's struggles. Visit thefiveblokes.com to follow the Five Blokes fantasy league and follow the blokes. Visit www.etsy.com/shop/TheFiveBlokes?ref=search_shop_redirect to buy Five Blokes merch --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-five-blokes/message

    Ep 17 - Mid Season Review, Best Transfers of the Season, Is Messi Even Good?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2021 77:19


    In this episode, Nate, Seth, Evan, and Nima discuss the premiere league after 10 games. What transfers were good business, what transfers were bad business, and talk about how we became fans of the game. Visit thefiveblokes.com to follow the Five Blokes fantasy league and follow the blokes. Visit www.etsy.com/shop/TheFiveBlokes?ref=search_shop_redirect to buy Five Blokes merch --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-five-blokes/message

    The Arsenal Bloke - How Good Were The Invincibles?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2021 38:01


    Seth dives into Arsenal's 2003/2004 season to gather statistics, anecdotes, and more to determine how close they were to winning and how they compare to today's premiere league. See all the Five Blokes blogs at https://thefiveblokes.com/podcast Visit thefiveblokes.com to follow the Five Blokes fantasy league and follow the blokes. Visit www.etsy.com/shop/TheFiveBlokes?ref=search_shop_redirect to buy Five Blokes merch --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-five-blokes/message

    The Chelsea Bloke - Why You Should Watch The Serie A

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2021 24:57


    Nathan gives you 6 reasons why you should be excited to watch the Italian Serie A this year. See all the Five Blokes blogs at https://thefiveblokes.com/podcast Visit thefiveblokes.com to follow the Five Blokes fantasy league and follow the blokes. Visit www.etsy.com/shop/TheFiveBlokes?ref=search_shop_redirect to buy Five Blokes merch --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-five-blokes/message

    Ep 16 - Cristiano to Man U, Is Jorginho Even Good?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2021 71:31


    In this episode, Seth, Nima, and Evan chat current events in the Premiere League, the revelation of Ronaldo to United, and go deep on whether Jorginho deserved the UEFA Men's Player of the Year award. Visit thefiveblokes.com to follow the Five Blokes fantasy league and follow the blokes. Visit www.etsy.com/shop/TheFiveBlokes?ref=search_shop_redirect to buy Five Blokes merch --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-five-blokes/message

    The Arsenal Bloke - 4 Reasons Why Arsenal Suck and Why It's Okay

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2021 55:36


    In this blog, Seth will dive deep into the players, the expectations, the manager, and the transfers that Arsenal have made over the past few years, especially after Wenger left and why there's still hope for the future. Visit here for the written version of this blog. See all the Five Blokes blogs at https://thefiveblokes.com/podcast Visit thefiveblokes.com to follow the Five Blokes fantasy league and follow the blokes. Visit www.etsy.com/shop/TheFiveBlokes?ref=search_shop_redirect to buy Five Blokes merch --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-five-blokes/message

    Ep 15 - 2021 PL Openers, is PSG better than 2015 Barca, and PL Predictions

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2021 72:04


    In this episode, Seth, Evan, Nate, and Jordan talk about the season openers for the premiere league, discuss PSGs expectations now that they have acquired Lionel Messi, and give some predictions about the 2021 season. Visit thefiveblokes.com to follow the Five Blokes fantasy league and follow the blokes. Visit www.etsy.com/shop/TheFiveBlokes?ref=search_shop_redirect to buy Five Blokes merch --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-five-blokes/message

    Ep 14 - Five Blokes Fantasy Draft 2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2021 76:55


    In this episode, we follow and critique the Five Blokes Fantasy Draft of 2021. Visit thefiveblokes.com to follow the Five Blokes fantasy league and follow the blokes. Visit www.etsy.com/shop/TheFiveBlokes?ref=search_shop_redirect to buy Five Blokes merch --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-five-blokes/message

    Ep 13 - 2021 Euro Semifinals and Who do you want to join your team this Summer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2021 70:35


    In this episode, Nima, Evan, Nate, and Seth discuss all things Euros from the group stages to the semifinals. We chat about the new group stage format with 3rd places qualifying for knockouts as well as the latest transfer news and rumors. Lastly, we ask the question, if you could have one player join your team this Summer, who would it be? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-five-blokes/message

    Ep 12 - Champions League Final 2021

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2021 86:33


    In this episode, Nate, Evan, Seth, and Nima preview the Champions League final and do some postgame analysis. Congrats Nate on the Chelsea win, one year of boasting... --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/five-soccer-blokes/message

    Ep 11 - European Super League

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2021 81:06


    In this episode, Nima, Nate, and Seth chat everything that has unraveled in the past week regarding the European Super League creation, outrage, and eventual demise. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/five-soccer-blokes/message

    Ep 10 - Race for Top 4, Champions League Surprises, and Player Award Predictions

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2021 61:46


    In this episode, Seth, Nima, and Evan talk about the past 2 weeks in the premiere league, debate the race for the 3rd and 4th in the prem, talk about the recent Champions League fixtures, what managers and in danger of losing their jobs, and predict who will win the Premiere Leagues player awards. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/five-soccer-blokes/message

    Ep 9 - Top Clubs of the Decade, International Roundup, Euro Preview

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2021 65:23


    In this episode, Nathan, Nima, Seth, and Evan talk about the recently released IFFHS Top 10 Clubs of the Decade, the recent international break, and some Euro 2021 predictions. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/five-soccer-blokes/message

    Ep 8 - UCL Predictions, Wonderkids Who Flopped, and Relegation in MLS?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2021 70:49


    In this episode, Nima, Nathan, Evan, and Seth talk about the UCL quarterfinals and beyond, talk about ways to improve the MLS to make them contenders internationally and become relevant, manager of the decade, and wonder kids who never fulfilled expectations. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/five-soccer-blokes/message

    Ep 7 - Best PL 11 of the Decade

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2021 75:25


    In this episode, Seth, Nima, Evan, and guest bloke Luke put together the best 11 premiere league players of the past decade to face off against any opponent. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/five-soccer-blokes/message

    Ep 6 - Offside changes, Man U takes the derby, Liverpool still struggling

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2021 55:53


    In this episode, Nima, Nathan, Seth and our guest bloke, Liam talk about the proposed changes to some of the rules of the game, talk about the La Liga title race, and talk premiere league roundup where Manchester United took the derby and Liverpool lose to 17th place Fulham at home. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/five-soccer-blokes/message

    Ep 5 Bonus - Chelsea Deep Dive

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2021 22:37


    In this spillover conversation from Episode 5, Nima, Seth, Nathan, and Amine chat about Chelsea, what they're doing right, what they're doing wrong, past, present, and future. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/five-soccer-blokes/message

    Ep 5 - Barcelona's Woes, Mbappe vs Haaland, and Liverpool's Injuries

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2021 56:31


    In this episode, we have all 5 blokes! Evan, Nima, Nathan, Amine, and Seth talk about Barcelona's recent defeat to PSG and the state of their club and La Liga, discuss who we would take between Mbappe and Haaland long term, Liverpool's newest injuries, and what transfer in history we would block if we had the power. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/five-soccer-blokes/message

    Ep 4 Bonus - Liverpool! Arsenal! Gundogan!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2021 25:10


    In this bonus content, the Blokes spill over conversations related to Liverpool, Gundogan, and Arsenal from Episode 4 and get heated, but its a side of the Blokes that the fans have yet to see! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/five-soccer-blokes/message

    Ep 4 - Messi's next move, EPL Weekly Roundup, and Youth Academies

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2021 66:29


    In this episode, four of our blokes, Nima, Seth, Nathan, and Amine talk about Messi's greatness and next move, get heated talking about Liverpool's struggles, and talk about today's youth academy players and the youth system as we move into the future. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/five-soccer-blokes/message

    Ep 3 - Man U's Identity, Liverpool lose 4-1 to City, and VAR

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2021 69:57


    In this episode, Nate, Nima, and Seth talk about Manchester United's identity, or lack thereof, Chelsea's recent form, Liverpool's 4-1 loss to City, talk about the current state of VAR after David Luiz's and Bednarek's red card, and round it out with a brief discussion about front runners for Premiere League Player of the Year. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/five-soccer-blokes/message

    Ep 2 - Chelsea and Tuchel, Arsenal's Comeback, and Which League is Best

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2021 56:36


    In the first episode with all five blokes, Nathan, Seth, Amine, Evan, and Nima talk about Chelsea firing Lampard and hiring Tuchel, Arsenal's recent string of success, debate which league is at the pinnacle, and ask the question, "If you're club could have 1 player, who would it be?". --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/five-soccer-blokes/message

    Ep 1 - Title Predictions and Team of the Year Reactions

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2021 57:26


    In our first official episode of the Five Blokes podcast, Evan, Amine, Nima, and Seth give their reactions to the Team of the Year selections, debate Premiere League Title contenders at the midway point in the season, and talk about why some of the bigger Premiere League clubs are struggling this season. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/five-soccer-blokes/message

    Ep 0 - Team of the Year

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2021 55:43


    In the introductory episode of the Five Blokes podcast, Seth, Nima, and Amine debate what players WILL be included in the Team of the Year and what player SHOULD be included in the Team of the Year and why. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/five-soccer-blokes/message

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