An unnecessary and probably ridiculous review of horror films by two non-expert movie critics.

If a phone rings in a basement, does anyone hear it? Does anyone actually answer it? We know who would answer it and who would let it ring. Did we see any jump scares out of Rose? How does Jeni feel about the ending? Listen to this new episode now!

We love a prequel, give us all the back story there is, but only if its not dumb. Or boring. Does Esther trick a family or does the family trick her? Who is the bad guy? Does anyone survive? This week's episode will tell you everything you want to know.

Of course we watched a Halloween movie on Halloween. Maybe when we run out of films in the series we will retire, or maybe not. Who knows. Listen to this weeks episode to hear about of favorite knife wielding holiday terror.

What would you do to stay young forever? What would you sacrifice? Would you be willing to risk it all for a little more time in the spotlight? The Substance claims to be the answer to all your desires, but is the cost worth it? Listen to this weeks episode to see.

A few orpahns are lucky to find a new foster home together, or are they? What happened to the dad? Who is the other boy? Where is the daughter? Listen to this episode to see if you should watch this movie.

Another found footage horror film but this time make it a YouTube version. Should you ever prank your friends so much they don't know what is and isn't real? What would you do if you found vials of blood under a mattress? Why do all serial killers have a look about them?

In a battle of bad vs. bad who do you actually root for? What would you do if you ran out of the frying pan and into the fire? Should you ever really break into a house you never researched before?

A suggested recommendation from one of our freaky fright fans is always a good list pull. Will the demonic presense deliver the desired spookiness? Where did Joan come from? What timeline are we in anyway? Find out how we feel about this film by listening to this episode.

Another Nick Cage horror film? Sure, why not. Will he actually have a speaking part? Will he entertain in the way only he can do? Will Jeni and Rose like the film? Listen in to find out!

What better way to spend time with your special someone than sleeping on the ground and not showering for several days. Should you ever propose while stuck in the mountains? Would you know if your significant other became an alien? How did Rose really feel about this movie? This weeks episode will answer all your questions.

Two missionaries are trying to save someone who has ulterior and maybe nefarious motives. What do you do when your belief system traps you in a sketchy situation? Do you abandon your upbringing to save yourself? Do you keep pushing to save someone else? Listen to our new episode to see what Jeni and Rose say.

Set in the era of war, a family is managing the aftermath in a big dark house. Are the kids really allergic to the sun? Where did the caretakers come from? Who even is Victor? Watch this episode to find out.

An immigrant mother works for a well off family, looking after their child, to earn money to bring her son to the States. Is the child a demon? Maybe the mom is evil? What even happened to the dad? Listen to find out!

Cult escapees are trying to live their best life, but keep wondering "what if" and decide to go back just for a night. If you make it out of a cult, do you go back for a vibe check? Should anyone ever listen to the little brother? Would want to be stuck in an endless time loop? Jeni and Rose will tell you what they would do in this weeks episode.

Maud is a caretaker with angelic qualities and a heart of gold. She will stop at nothing to save the soul of her new patient. Where is the line between belief and psychosis? How does Rose feel about the psychology? Listen to this weeks episode to figure out the answers.

A girl gang outdoor adventure? Bestie, yes. Or maybe no actually. A group of women who are maybe friends decide to go into caves, on purpose. What could possibly go wrong? What is the real evil? How many jump scares got Rose? Listen to this weeks episode to see if you would take all your besties on a cave adventure.

Three youths decide to rob a veteran and learn quickly it was a mistake in this intense thriller of a movie. What were Rose's initial thoughts before watching the movie? Did Jeni like the movie despite the lack of gore? Was anyone the good guy? Listen to this week's episode to see if this movie is worth a watch.

A young boy who is bullied makes an unexpected friend...wait, that sounds familiar. Did Jeni and Rose know this was a remake of a recent favorite? Does the American version hold back? Did they like this movie? Listen to the first post-summer break episode to find out.

Jeni and Rose stop in for a quick announcement to the freaky fright fans.

With a movie title "Beast" your mind conjures anything and everything, however the dynamic duo is surprised to find out what Beast is actually terrorizing the people in this film. Is the sotryline enough to keep Jeni engaged? Did anything scare Rose to the living room? Listen to todays episode to find out!

It's a holiday in our world, Happy Friday the 13th. The gang watches the second Friday the 13th film because it's a tradition. Is the 80's classic slasher vibe still the move? Does Rose jump during any of the scares? Listen in to find out!

You rent an AirBnB for a job interview in another city but when you show up there is someone already there. What would you do? What would Jeni do? Would Rose survive? Listen to this episode to find out.

A disused orphanage with a haunting past, present, and future? Sure, why not. Does Jeni think the complicated plot is interesting? Does Rose find the spirituality creepy? Does anyone know the timelines of this film? Listen in to find out!

It might seem as though Northern European horror is the new thing around here, but really it's the list's fault. Jeni and Rose get out their glasses for this foreign horror film. Can supernatural talents be lethal? What is it with Thelma anyway? Will Jeni and Rose go 3/3 for recent foreign films? Listen to today's episode to find out.

A film about a demon that is passed on in a unique way leaves Jeni and Rose questioning life. Who will the demon be next? Where did the demon come from? What is actually going on? Listen to this episode at your own risk!

A foreign film involving children? You know it is going to be good, if by good you mean chilling and messed up. Does Rose get scared? Does Jeni like the plot? How does the dynamic duo feel about these children by the end of the film? Listen in to find out!

It's about time Jeni and Rose talked about the movie they are almost kind of named after. Of course Rose never watched it as a youth but are we even surprised? Was it still scary to her as an adult with today's eyes on? Tune in for today's episode to see what they think.

A zombie movie? Yes please! A zombie movie within a zombie movie...wait what? Would Jeni go visit a WWII Japanese facility for the fun? Does Rose enjoy people eating other people? Listen to this episode to hear what they think!

The most classic of slashers, Jeni and Rose watch the 1960 film: Psycho. Does this movie withstand the test of time? Did Rose get scared? How does Jeni feel about the killings? Listen to this new episode to find out.

Picture a Swedish boy, bullied by all the school kids. He finds an unconventional friend. Will any discoveries about this friend change his mind? Would you change your mind if you were in his shoes? Did Jeni and Rose like the movie? Listen to this delayed episode to find out!

Jeni and Rose are transported back to the '70s to view a late-night talk show on Halloween. How did Jack become so famous? Was the Medium faking it? Is it ever a good idea to engage with a known demon? Listen to this episode to find out!

The list provided a suggestion for this episode so Jeni and Rose obeyed. Did either of them ever hear of this film before? What was the deal with the girl at the phone booth? Was there an actual conspiracy? Listen in to see if any of your questions are answered.

Did you wear green and make sure to leave all the pot of gold alone? The Leprechaun doesn't fancy anyone stealing his gold. In this sequel we experience adventures, comedy, and lots of murder all in the name of love. Did Jeni and Rose enjoy the second film in the franchise? Listen to find out!

A movie where Hell is literally in the title? Sign us up. Jeni and Rose explore the path to hell when a traveling woman who likes to dance with bells on curses an ambitious banker. How many jump scares got Rose? Did Jeni enjoy the storyline? Why does everything involve gross things in mouths? Find out on this new episode!

A police procedural movie with a spooky twist, not the standard horror flick the gang reviews. Does the spooky presence scare Rose? Does Jeni think the storyline is good? Did anyone know what to expect? Listen in and find out!

Jeni and Rose catch back up with Danny to see where he is in his adult life. In this sequel to The Shining, you go on a whole new, way less creepy, but super interesting adventure. Listen to this week's episode to hear how the sequel does according to Jeni and Rose.

We love a classic around here, especially one Rose hasn't seen yet. Does Rose think the 80's film is cheesy? How many times has Jeni watched this one? What does the ending even mean? Listen to this week's episode to find out.

Why would you spend Valentine's Day doing anything other than watching an appropriately themed scary movie? Hanging out in a mine shaft, how romantic. Being brutally murdered by a pickaxe? To die for. Literally. Does Rose tolerate the bloody gore? Did Jeni know who the killer was the whole time? Listen to this week's episode to find out.

A celebrity chef hides away at his family home to avoid more drama of his own doing and is met with maybe the consequences of his actions. Did the haunting presence creep Rose out? Did Jeni enjoy anything gruesome? Was anything real? This episode will answer all your questions.

Picture a zombie movie set firmly in 1980 vibes and teens dealing with teen stuff. Does Rose pay attention despite her initial feelings about the movie? Is Jeni into the plot? Is it just a zombie movie? Listen to find out!

Another day, another scary movie, or is it scary? That's what we are here to find out. Why is it a problem when the guest list changes? Why is everyone there? What is the final course? Listen in and find out!

Jeni and Rose watch an autopsy occur in real-time, intrigued by the science of what happened to Jane Doe. What is the evil presence taking over the morgue? Where did all the bodies go? Does anyone survive? Listen to this week's episode to find out!

Giving birth in a foreign country sounds intimidating, especially if they do a secret baby swap and give you a demon child. Were there any signs something might be off? Why does everyone keep dying? Will anyone survive? This episode will answer all your questions.

Happy New Year! It's not the Holidays until Santa Slaaaays!! What's a little satan in your Santa? Is the grandpa crazy? Does anyone survive Santa's Christmas surprise? Find out by listening to this last Holiday episode of the season.

Happy Christmas, Holidays, or whichever phrasing you prefer! Jeni and Rose pull out their reading glasses for this foreign holiday horror film. A young woman is given an interesting German gift from her friend. What are all the rules? Who is really the bad guy? What actually happened at the end? Listen to this week's episode to see if Jeni and Rose can answer all your questions.

Another December episode, another holiday horror film from a list found on the internet. In this anthology, you get to see several scary holiday situations that you might find yourself in this time of year. What happens to the audience in the theater? Which short is our favorite? Who survives? Listen to this episode to fnd out!

Jeni and Rose are incredibly prepared for the December holiday, Friday the 13th obviously. What other holiday would it be? Taking on another 80's classic, will Rose still enjoy the film? Does Jeni like the classic slasher? Does anyone remember that line from Scream? Listen to this episode to figure it all out.

Jeni and Rose kick off their holiday horror fest with a 1974 classic: Black Christmas. Will it be easy to overlook the 70's influence on the film? What happened to Clare? Who is really the killer? Listen to this week's episode to find out!

What better way to welcome The Holiday Season than with a movie called Thanksgiving. A holiday shopping event turned nightmare, someone must get revenge. Why would people be in those shopping situations in the first place? Who is killing everyone? Will Jeni and Rose spoil it? Listen to this episode and find out.

This episode is brought to you by a listener recommendation. Set on a horse ranch, some peculiar things start to happen. What is in the cloud that never moves? Why is the guy next door always buying more horses? Would you risk it all to capture “The Shot”? Listen to this episode to find out.

Jeni and Rose revisit the Evil Dead franchise because they happened to be in a cabin in the woods so why not? Back in the second film, Ash is up against demonic forces yet again. Is this second movie any good? Where does all the blood come from? What happened to Ash's hand? Listen to this week's episode to find out.