Fun with Zack and Jake

[We have put out an open letter on twitter and insta calling for Jane to stand with Palestine and take concrete actions for the movement. Please retweet the video and informative thread. You can also reshare the video on instagram (@sorry.gottago)] a special emergency transmission from the fonda fonda duo "calling in" our diva for her most egregious political failure: her Zionism. She has remained silent since October 7th, and we find this unacceptable. In this episode, we review all the publicly available information regarding her statements on and visits to Israel and Palestine from 1982 to 2009. We explain the ideas behind the video and struggle-session ourselves through possible criticisms. From the River to the Sea!        

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Sorry we're late girlies I'm on vacation! Welcome to Fonda Fonda, the #1 Jane Fonda podcast! This is an episode of "Season 1," a relaunch of our past two years of episodes after our hosts were forced to remove their internet footprints due to homophobic state censorship! Stay tuned for many more episodes to come and the long-awaited arrival of Season 2 this fall! (p.s. This ep we finally tell u who that guy Vadim we keep talking about is!) -------------- original episode description -------------- hey girlies! this ep we don our berets, open our marriages, and journey to france for Jane's star turn in La Ronde/Circle of Love. Jane plays a philandering housewife in yet another s*cking and f*cking concept film, directed by future first husband and noted sex freak Roger Vadim. Only listen if you want to know which one of us has been cruised in the Paris catacombs! (Mom don't listen to this

Welcome to Fonda Fonda, the #1 Jane Fonda podcast! This is an episode of "Season 1," a relaunch of our past two years of episodes after our hosts were forced to remove their internet footprints due to homophobic state censorship! Stay tuned for many more episodes to come and the long-awaited arrival of Season 2 this fall! -------------- (mostly) original episode description -------------- No movie this week, instead we're releasing this episode about Jane Fonda's trauma! Turns out being a nepotism baby actually sucks when your dad is emotionally distant and you find your mother disgusting. this episode has some sad details. Out of this fancy dumpster fire of a childhood came our beautiful Jane — enjoy!

Welcome to Fonda Fonda, the #1 Jane Fonda podcast! This is an episode of "Season 1," a relaunch of our past two years of episodes after our hosts were forced to remove their internet footprints due to homophobic state censorship! Stay tuned for many more episodes to come and the long-awaited arrival of Season 2 this fall! -------------- (mostly) original episode description -------------- Jane Fonda once wondered why people love her early romcom Sunday In New York (1963) so much… girlie you know why. This episode we keep it light and don't talk about colonialism or even gender. Instead, we ask: what is romance? which one of the characters are we? why aren't there any animals?? We talk a lot about ourselves so good luck with that. ¡qué lo disfruten!

Welcome to Fonda Fonda, the #1 Jane Fonda podcast! This is an episode of "Season 1," a relaunch of our past two years of episodes after our hosts were forced to remove their internet footprints due to homophobic state censorship! Stay tuned for many more episodes to come and the long-awaited arrival of Season 2 this summer! -------------- (mostly) original episode description -------------- In this episode we discuss In the Cool of the Day (1963), a hot mess of a film barely buoyed along by Jane's slay of a brunette bob. This flick is chock full of Greece fetishism, disabled girlies tearing each other down, and straight people writing letters (illegal!). Izzy tries to gaslight J into thinking there are no animals but justice prevails. Welcome ladies to the beautiful and harrowing milestone that is Jane's first truly terrible movie!

Welcome to our second episode of Fonda Fonda au courant and first episode reporting to you the latest from the Fondasphere. While we re-release Season 1, we will be popping in with au courant episodes here and there to give you more recent updates about what's going on in the world of Fonda.  In this episode, we discuss Jane's appearance with the Book Club ladies on the show of noted gay demon Andy Cohen, her words about "white men" at Cannes, and our theories of Fondism and Fondaismo. Enjoy!

Welcome to Fonda Fonda, the #1 Jane Fonda podcast! This is the fourth episode of "Season 1," a relaunch of our past two years of episodes after our hosts were forced to remove their internet footprints due to homophobic state censorship! Stay tuned for many more episodes to come and the long-awaited arrival of Season 2 this summer! -------------- original episode description -------------- hello we are watching selling sunset so we do not have time to write a real description of this episode but it is about the explicitly sexy film The Chapman Report (1962) which is like the Kinsey Report except more Catholic. Jane is both snatched and frigid and maybe even asexual in this movie, but don't ask us about that. Enjoy!

Welcome to Fonda Fonda, the #1 Jane Fonda podcast! This is our first episode of Fonda Fonda au courant, where we cover the most recent films and developments in the Fondasphere. We will intermittently release au courant episodes in the midsts of season 1 + 2. Stay tuned for many more episodes to come and the long-awaited arrival of Season 2 this summer!  ------ episode description ------ "In their au courant debut, Jay + Izzy discuss Jane's latest film Book Club: The Next Chapter (2023) starring four very special ladies. This is kind of a classic Fonda Fonda episode; ther talk about the film's  Zoom-matography, the way Jane holds a cell phone, the extent to which this movie is feminism, if it is more slutty or more sex-positive, and they speak directly to Jane Fonda with perhaps the most important words ever uttered." - written in solidarity by the Jane Fonda Fan Union   

Welcome to Fonda Fonda, the #1 Jane Fonda podcast! This is the third episode of "Season 1," a relaunch of our past two years of episodes after our hosts were forced to remove their internet footprints due to homophobic state censorship! Stay tuned for many more episodes to come and the long-awaited arrival of Season 2 this summer!  -------------- original episode description -------------- jeez what a pretentious title. In this ep we viewed the film adaptation of Tennessee Williams' Period of Adjustment (1962). Jane plays a former nurse who immediately realizes she's married an asshat and cries about it. We discuss Williams' appreciation for commitment+time, the ego's compassion for others and disdain for itself, the state's tugging loyalties, and the role of abstracted animals in humanity's quest for romance and transcendence. Wow I guess we are kind of cerebral... on a lighter note we also discuss Jane's ridiculous Texas accent, gay dogs, and a show-stealing sob-scene. Enjoy girlies and girlettes.

Welcome to Fonda Fonda, the #1 Jane Fonda podcast! This is the first episode of "Season 1," a relaunch of our past two years of episodes after our hosts were forced to remove their internet footprints due to homophobic state censorship! Stay tuned for many more episodes to come and the long-awaited arrival of Season 2 this summer!  -------------- original episode description -------------- In this ep Izzy and Jay wander over to the wrong side of the tracks to find the smooth-faced man of their dreams who will end up shooting them accidentally in the face, and not in a good way! Walk on the Wild Side (1962) kicks off Jane's career as a depictress of prostitutes, wh*res, sex workers, and generally unlawful ladies. We broach such subversive subjects such as white women of color, feline cinematography, dumbass men, and dueling interpretations of the film's title. Jay is bratty this ep. 

Welcome to Fonda Fonda, the #1 Jane Fonda podcast in the world! This is the first episode of "Season 1," a relaunch of our past two years of episodes after our hosts were forced to remove their internet footprints due to homophobic state censorship! Stay tuned for many more episodes to come and the long-awaited arrival of Season 2 this summer!  -------------- original episode description -------------- are you tall? are you a girl? yes? Then you'll love the film Tall Story (1960) about a tall girl desperate for ethical c*ck. in this ep jay puts izzy through a struggle session over the word "societal" and we get to the bottom of this film: anthony perkins. Our gay hosts discuss jane's troubled early career, the Vadimianness of this film, the biological exuberance of elephant-f*cking, and the ethics of framing someone in order to obtain a husband. enjoy!

hey girlies! this ep we don our berets, open our marriages, and journey to france for Jane's star turn in La Ronde/Circle of Love. Jane plays a philandering housewife in yet another s*cking and f*cking concept film, directed by future first husband and noted sex freak Roger Vadim. Only listen if you want to know which one of us has been cruised in the Paris catacombs! (Mom don't listen to this

congrats Jinkx!!! conveniently we are releasing this ep about Jane's early life. No movie! Turns out being a nepotism baby actually sucks when your date is emotionally distant and you find your mother disgusting. this episode has some sad details. Out of this fancy dumpster fire of a childhood came our beautiful Jane-- enjoy!

Jane Fonda once wondered why people love her early romcom Sunday In New York (1963) so much… girlie you know why. This episode we keep it light and don't talk about colonialism or even gender. Instead, we ask: what is romance? which one of the characters are we? why aren't there any animals?? We talk a lot about ourselves so good luck with that. ¡qué lo disfruten!

hello we are watching selling sunset so we do not have time to write a real description of this episode but it is about the explicitly sexy film The Chapman Report (1962) which is like the Kinsey Report except more Catholic. Jane is both snatched and frigid and maybe even asexual in this movie, but don't ask us about that. enjoy!

[skip to 15:50 for film discussion] In this episode we discuss In the Cool of the Day (1963), a hot mess of a film barely buoyed along by Jane's slay of a brunette bob. This flick is chock full of Greece fetishism, disabled girlies tearing each other down, and straight people writing letters (illegal!). Zack tries to gaslight Jake into thinking there are no animals but justice prevails. Welcome ladies to the beautiful and harrowing milestone that is Jane's first truly terrible movie!

jeez what a pretentious title. In this ep, Zack and Jakey viewed the fillm adaptation of Tennessee Williams' Period of Adjustment (1962). Jan plays a former nurse who immediately realizes she's married an asshat and cries a whole lot about it. We discus Williams' appreciation for commitment+time, the ego's compassion for others and disdain for itself, the state's tugging loyalties, and the role of abstracted animals in humanity's quest for romance and transcendence. Wow I guess we are king of cerebral... on a lighter note we also discuss Jane's ridiculous Texas accent, gay dogs, and a show-stealing sob-scene. Enjoy ladies!

In this ep Zack and Jake wander over to the wrong side of the tracks to find the smooth-faced man of their dreams who will end up shooting them accidentally in the face, and not in a good way! Walk on the Wild Side (1962) kicks off Jane's career as a depictress of prostitutes, wh*res, sex workers, and generally unlawful ladies. We broach such subversive subjects such as white women of color, feline cinematography, dumbass men, and dualing interpretations of the film's title. Jake is bratty this ep. 

{Note: We've been experimenting with different audio setups. This ep may have some audio problems but probably not worse than some of the earlier eps. I think our next ep will be crisp. - J} are you tall? are you a girl? yes? Then you'll love the film Tall Story (1960) about a tall girl desperate for ethical c*ck. in this ep jake puts zack through a struggle session over the word "societal" and we get to the bottom of this film: anthony perkins. Our gay hosts discuss jane's troubled early career, the Vadimianness of this film, the biological exuberance of elephant-f*cking, and the ethics of framing someone in order to obtain a husband. enjoy!

in this episode we finally get to the bottom of the dialectic. spoiler: it has to do with a tin nose and ego-death. in this ep we mostly talk about horses because there are a lot of horses in the film Cat Ballou (1965) starring miss Jane with drunkard Lee Marvin. apparently this was kind of a big deal for ms. fonda and we completely understand why--we love this movie!!! listen to here us discuss dual identities, the colonization of the west, italians in-uh-the brownface, the state-gender-truth nexus, and how much humans love animal acting. enjoy!!

Continuing our study of Jane's work in the 60s, we watch Vadim's iconic sci-fi sex thought experiment and not-so-cult classic Barbarella (1968). Join us as we leisurely strip off our spacesuits and answer questions like: Is Barbarella a CIA agent? What happens when you are raised without sexual neuroses? When can we get our hands on the exaltation transference chemsex pills? And most importantly... where are the animals? We also touch on liberal revolution, authorial intent, Joy Behar, Le Guin's The Dispossessed, luxury space capitalism, lost lesbionic opportunity, and much much more.......

Zack and Jake dig their saber teeth into all the animal studies in the outlaw romp Steelyard Blues (1973). We find Jane as Iris the sex worker reunited with her old boo Jesse Veldini (Donald Sutherland) who gets off on crashing cars and can't quite stay out of trouble. Can't relate. We get to yell at various state institutions: police, district attorneys, brothers, prisons, and poorly guarded naval bases. Justice for Cadillac. 

In our pilot episode, Zack and Jake leave it all on the table as they watch They Shoot Horses, Don't They? (1969), the tale of a Depression-era dance contest where we find Jane as a starving artist in search of mercy-killers. We discuss the "two audiences" of every fonda flick, the heteropessimism in jane's oeuvre, and most importantly, the animal studies of it all. the title is about horses for christ's sake