Good Morning, Jonestown

We didn't know when we recorded this that it would be the end. Goodbye cruel world, it's over.

Join is as we recover from Snowmageddon and go after some your personal favorites. Axle Rose, Jordan Peterson, and Barry White's wife...just to name a few.

Join us as we go after Jim Henson, Jimmy Buffett, Bill Gates, and all the homeless people in Portland. And be on the look out for not one, but two major announcements.

Tony's attempt to stop cussing leads to defending Bill Cosby, and Russell accuses America's Dad of joke-theft.

Join us for this year-end review with Rachel Dolezal and find out how 2020 measured up to our gold standard of absurdity. (The full one-hour interview is available on our Patreon)

At last, pro wrestling gets exposed for what it truly is... We also tackle Brett Favre and his sexual relation to the Heaven's Gate cult. Oh, and we make dinner reservations for Creagen Dow and the Bare Naked Ladies.

Join us as we further unravel the mystery that is Creagen Dow.

Join us as we bask in the glory of the return of white maleness. We just can't wait to start swinging our dicks around in Joe Biden's America.

Get in the halloween spirit early with this very special episode as we celebrate the Devil's birthday on the eve of Armageddon.

Join us as we welcome our latest sponsor and ruin Gene Roddenberry's reputation.

This 40th episode is packed so full of Jonestown, you're gonna need a bigger boat.

A new kind of cultural corner emerges, and we gear up for a PC Halloween in a blazing hellscape.

Join us Down Under as spiders and blind folk help expose the truest of sexual desires.

Welcome comrades, to the New World Ordeal. Cover you face and bend over as we fly infected bats right up your sloppy hole. Take care to mind the little folks underfoot, drowning in spittle and hoarding candy.

On this very steamy episode we begin with a fan-requested roast of Tom Hanks, then somehow end up getting Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Julia Roberts, Steven Tyler, Bob Saget, and Dom DeLuise as well. Join us for this spectacular star-studded lineup.

Join us for a very special episode as we welcome our new permanent sponsor, Silk City Hot Sauce, and take a massive GMJ shit on rapist Ron Jeremy. Surprises abound in this piping hot exclusive, so let's get spicy.

Let Society Disintegrate right in front of your hairy EyE as we welcome the Apocalypse with howling laughter and a raging boner for justice. This episode has absolutely everything and yet, nothing at all. Last Stop Delirium...toot-toot!

Surrender to your initiation and become One with Nothing as we slide into the Abyss, one dick-joke at a time.

Join us as we weather the viral storm by dismembering asexuals and slinging some serious Sturgis dick.

Join us as we take down creepy Joe Biden and the entire Drag community...for the Children. In Jesus name, Amen.

Help us ring in the New Year as we travel as far as East can go...before hitting the ice wall (of course). Stay married to the BALL, brohawks!

Find out just how much one of us thinks about Bill Clinton and his allegedly giant penis.

Take a little time out of your day for a wee bit of fun and don't sweat the small stuff.

Join us on this hauntingly delectable Halloween special as we dissect monsters, ghosts, and elite pedophiles. Prepare to be scared stupid.

Did Greta Thunberg actually peg Donald Trump on Epstein's island? Should adult dwarves who can pass as children be trained and utilized to topple the tyrannical tower of Elite Pedophiles? Are there legitimate health benefits to abstinence? Find out all the answers on this riveting episode.

On this episode we debut our new segment, Jonestown Cultural Corner. We also welcome two new sponsors (sort of) and solve racism (probably). Join us.

On this episode we uncover the true antichrist and reach out to our beloved fans. Join us.

On this episode we go deep inside Reba McEntire and find out if she is the unsung hero of the LGBTQ community or just a greedy Aunt Tom. From scrambled porn to classified whites, this episode has everything you crave. Enjoy.

Test your mettle and see if you have what it takes to truly put your mouth where your money is. "Woke" is the past tense, and we're living in the present. Get with the times, comrade.

The Boys are finally reunited in a piping-hot, long-overdue return to Jonestown Madness. Enjoy.

"Where were you when you heard the BIG news from GMJ?" -will soon replace such classics as, "where were you when Kennedy got shot?" and "where were you when Bush did 9/11?" We're about to put our mouth where our money is. ¡FREE COUGH!

This time we dissect our love/hate relationship with reality TV and Australia.

Please, forgive us. We love you.

Let uS Discover enlightenment through idiocy as retarded Zen Masters dissect Scientology, Crowley, Cruise, and the entire #MeToo movement. Listen. Savor. Digest.

On our sweet sixteenth episode we connect the dots between: Alex Jones, Bill Hicks, Andy Kaufman, Rob Corddry, Paul F. Tompkins, Lyndon B. Johnson, Rasputin, swing music, and sex toys . . . probably.

On this episode we give thanks to our supporters and shit on fairy tales.

On this very special episode of GMJ we honor our first batch of Patrons. Join us as we delve into the psyche of a doomsday prepper, defend Elon Musk, and exhaust the smell of opinions.

On this award-winning episode we discuss the Illuminati, Flat Earth, Neil Degrasse Tyson, Percy Sledge, Male Pattern Baldness, Panama City, and the stink of Pink.

In this episode we cover a lot of ground. From ghosts and failed movies to sports and celebrity penises, this episode is fun for the whole family.

GMJ is back with a Season 2 Premier that will leave you breathless. We tackle sex offenders and take on the establishment by responding to our newest foe and returning sponsor, Brew Ha Ha.

On this very special tenthiversary we connect the dots between Disney, The Royal Family, and Axl Rose.

On this episode we take a detour and end up serving justice all over the place . . . allegedly.

On this very special episode we attempt to make amends with our gracious sponsor Adam & Eve.

We get up close and personal with the children who were molested at The People's Temple, and we find out if cartoon sound effects can make that fun.

How does Kanye West connect Jonestown to Pizzagate? Find out on this very special episode, where active listeners are urged to read between the lines.

On this episode we remember child actor, white rapper, and Jonestown survivor, the late David Faustino. RIP

On this episode we interview the owner and creator of Massage Envy, who is a surviving member of The People's Temple.

In this episode we interview the forensic pathologist who investigated the massacre of The People's Temple.

On this episode we get up close and personal with surviving members of The People's Temple.

Our podcast will take you straight to heaven the old fashion way as we pick up where brother Jim left off.