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Our podcast will take you straight to heaven the old fashioned way as we pick up where brother Jim left off.

Tony Burkett & Russell Douglas


    • Apr 21, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
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    Episode 50: The End of An Error

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2021 52:00


    We didn't know when we recorded this that it would be the end. Goodbye cruel world, it's over.

    Episode 49: Glodean White's Nine Inch Nails

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2021 36:02


    Join is as we recover from Snowmageddon and go after some your personal favorites. Axle Rose, Jordan Peterson, and Barry White's wife...just to name a few.

    Episode 48: Jimmy Buffett Rapes Homeless Puppies

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2021 39:06


    Join us as we go after Jim Henson, Jimmy Buffett, Bill Gates, and all the homeless people in Portland. And be on the look out for not one, but two major announcements.

    Episode 47: Trump Pardons Cosby

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2021 42:37


    Tony's attempt to stop cussing leads to defending Bill Cosby, and Russell accuses America's Dad of joke-theft.

    Episode 46: The Rachel Dolezal Interview

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2021 35:35


    Join us for this year-end review with Rachel Dolezal and find out how 2020 measured up to our gold standard of absurdity. (The full one-hour interview is available on our Patreon)

    Episode 45: Pro Wrestling Is Gay

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2020 39:49


    At last, pro wrestling gets exposed for what it truly is... We also tackle Brett Favre and his sexual relation to the Heaven's Gate cult. Oh, and we make dinner reservations for Creagen Dow and the Bare Naked Ladies.

    Episode 44: AKA: Creagen Dow

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2020 32:56


    Join us as we further unravel the mystery that is Creagen Dow.

    Episode 43: White Guys are BACK, Baby!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2020 40:04


    Join us as we bask in the glory of the return of white maleness. We just can't wait to start swinging our dicks around in Joe Biden's America.

    Episode 42: Apocalypse Halloween

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2020 62:35


    Get in the halloween spirit early with this very special episode as we celebrate the Devil's birthday on the eve of Armageddon.

    Episode 41: COVID for President

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2020 38:04


    Join us as we welcome our latest sponsor and ruin Gene Roddenberry's reputation.

    Episode 40: Your Mom's Alf

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2020 40:00


    This 40th episode is packed so full of Jonestown, you're gonna need a bigger boat.

    Episode 39: Juggalos in Blackface

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2020 38:38


    A new kind of cultural corner emerges, and we gear up for a PC Halloween in a blazing hellscape.

    Episode 38: Blind Australian Spider Magick

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2020 32:38


    Join us Down Under as spiders and blind folk help expose the truest of sexual desires.

    Episode 37: Chinese Midget Snuff Phlegm

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2020 40:26


    Welcome comrades, to the New World Ordeal. Cover you face and bend over as we fly infected bats right up your sloppy hole. Take care to mind the little folks underfoot, drowning in spittle and hoarding candy.

    Episode 36: T. Hanks for The Nightmares

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2020 37:49


    On this very steamy episode we begin with a fan-requested roast of Tom Hanks, then somehow end up getting Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Julia Roberts, Steven Tyler, Bob Saget, and Dom DeLuise as well. Join us for this spectacular star-studded lineup.

    Episode 35: Privilege Coasting Through Armageddon

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2020 33:44


    Join us for a very special episode as we welcome our new permanent sponsor, Silk City Hot Sauce, and take a massive GMJ shit on rapist Ron Jeremy. Surprises abound in this piping hot exclusive, so let's get spicy.

    Episode 34: Lethal Societal Dose

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2020 37:07


    Let Society Disintegrate right in front of your hairy EyE as we welcome the Apocalypse with howling laughter and a raging boner for justice. This episode has absolutely everything and yet, nothing at all. Last Stop Delirium...toot-toot!

    Episode 33: Degrees of Separation

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2020 45:32


    Surrender to your initiation and become One with Nothing as we slide into the Abyss, one dick-joke at a time.

    Episode 32: Dr. Sturgis or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Virus

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2020 37:31


    Join us as we weather the viral storm by dismembering asexuals and slinging some serious Sturgis dick.

    Episode 31: Joe Biden is a Drag King

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2020 40:04


    Join us as we take down creepy Joe Biden and the entire Drag community...for the Children. In Jesus name, Amen.

    Episode 30: BTS Live at Pho Hung Dong

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2020 36:27


    Help us ring in the New Year as we travel as far as East can go...before hitting the ice wall (of course). Stay married to the BALL, brohawks!

    Episode 29: Bill Clinton's Black Dick

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2019 39:48


    Find out just how much one of us thinks about Bill Clinton and his allegedly giant penis.

    Episode 28: A Little Throne to Gather

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2019 30:27


    Take a little time out of your day for a wee bit of fun and don't sweat the small stuff.

    Episode 27: Spook-a-licious Halloween Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2019 61:38


    Join us on this hauntingly delectable Halloween special as we dissect monsters, ghosts, and elite pedophiles. Prepare to be scared stupid.

    Episode 26: Greta Pegged Trump at Epstein's

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2019 32:34


    Did Greta Thunberg actually peg Donald Trump on Epstein's island? Should adult dwarves who can pass as children be trained and utilized to topple the tyrannical tower of Elite Pedophiles? Are there legitimate health benefits to abstinence? Find out all the answers on this riveting episode.

    Episode 25: Cancel Culture Club

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2019 35:00


    On this episode we debut our new segment, Jonestown Cultural Corner. We also welcome two new sponsors (sort of) and solve racism (probably). Join us.

    Episode 24: Blacked Lives Matter

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2019 35:40


    On this episode we uncover the true antichrist and reach out to our beloved fans. Join us.

    Episode 23: Reba's Pride is Mommy's Choice

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2019 33:04


    On this episode we go deep inside Reba McEntire and find out if she is the unsung hero of the LGBTQ community or just a greedy Aunt Tom. From scrambled porn to classified whites, this episode has everything you crave. Enjoy.

    Episode 22: And Social Justice For All

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2019 32:21


    Test your mettle and see if you have what it takes to truly put your mouth where your money is. "Woke" is the past tense, and we're living in the present. Get with the times, comrade.

    Episode 21: The Return of Weird

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2019 29:58


    The Boys are finally reunited in a piping-hot, long-overdue return to Jonestown Madness. Enjoy.

    Episode 20: The Pre-Hiatus Extravaganza

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2019 60:00


    "Where were you when you heard the BIG news from GMJ?" -will soon replace such classics as, "where were you when Kennedy got shot?" and "where were you when Bush did 9/11?" We're about to put our mouth where our money is. ¡FREE COUGH!

    Episode 19: Arnold Jumpenegger's K-1 Visa

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2018 36:46


    This time we dissect our love/hate relationship with reality TV and Australia.

    Episode 18: Barely Legal

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2018 30:51


    Please, forgive us. We love you.

    Episode 17: Last Stop Dementia

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2018 36:04


    Let uS Discover enlightenment through idiocy as retarded Zen Masters dissect Scientology, Crowley, Cruise, and the entire #MeToo movement. Listen. Savor. Digest.

    Episode 16: Sweet Sixteen

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2018 37:34


    On our sweet sixteenth episode we connect the dots between: Alex Jones, Bill Hicks, Andy Kaufman, Rob Corddry, Paul F. Tompkins, Lyndon B. Johnson, Rasputin, swing music, and sex toys . . . probably.

    Episode 15: My Tooth Is My Lover

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2018 30:33


    On this episode we give thanks to our supporters and shit on fairy tales.

    Episode 14: Can't We Have Anything

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2018 32:15


    On this very special episode of GMJ we honor our first batch of Patrons. Join us as we delve into the psyche of a doomsday prepper, defend Elon Musk, and exhaust the smell of opinions.

    Episode 13: Parrot Heads Are Sand Juggalos

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2018 30:02


    On this award-winning episode we discuss the Illuminati, Flat Earth, Neil Degrasse Tyson, Percy Sledge, Male Pattern Baldness, Panama City, and the stink of Pink.

    Episode 12: Ghost In The Machine

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2018 29:40


    In this episode we cover a lot of ground. From ghosts and failed movies to sports and celebrity penises, this episode is fun for the whole family.

    Episode 11: There's A Way Out Of This

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2018 35:44


    GMJ is back with a Season 2 Premier that will leave you breathless. We tackle sex offenders and take on the establishment by responding to our newest foe and returning sponsor, Brew Ha Ha.

    Episode 10: One In a Million

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2018 42:22


    On this very special tenthiversary we connect the dots between Disney, The Royal Family, and Axl Rose.

    Episode 9: Justice Served

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2018 31:27


    On this episode we take a detour and end up serving justice all over the place . . . allegedly.

    Episode 8: You Know What I Mean

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2018 35:43


    On this very special episode we attempt to make amends with our gracious sponsor Adam & Eve.

    Episode 7: There Has To Be Something To It

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2018 27:01


    We get up close and personal with the children who were molested at The People's Temple, and we find out if cartoon sound effects can make that fun.

    Episode 6: Kanye's Obsession With Cheese Pizza & Pasta Sauce

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2018 33:20


    How does Kanye West connect Jonestown to Pizzagate? Find out on this very special episode, where active listeners are urged to read between the lines.

    Episode 5: The JOI of Cake: A Eulogy for David Faustino

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2018 23:00


    On this episode we remember child actor, white rapper, and Jonestown survivor, the late David Faustino. RIP

    Episode 4: Johnny Cum Lately

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2018 23:59


    On this episode we interview the owner and creator of Massage Envy, who is a surviving member of The People's Temple.

    Episode 3: Oh God

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2018 23:20


    In this episode we interview the forensic pathologist who investigated the massacre of The People's Temple.

    Episode 2: Lie About Dumb Shit

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2018 23:36


    On this episode we get up close and personal with surviving members of The People's Temple.

    Episode 1: Most People Are Corny

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2018 24:49


    Our podcast will take you straight to heaven the old fashion way as we pick up where brother Jim left off.

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