Happy Hour with the Three Guys

We know we're late. We're sorry. But we're making it up to you by giving you our Celebrity Bingo winner for 2024 and our picks for 2025! We're also giving you some titillating conversation about artificial intelligence sex robots, airport... Continue Reading →

Look, we'll be honest here, we went into this podcast kind of blind. Not blind like we normally do with all of our podcasts. Actually blind. Not literally blind, but blind in the sense of not….you know what? Just listen.... Continue Reading →

You can take the Three Guys out of the year, but you can't take the New Year out of the Three Guys. I'm sure that made sense to someone. You didn't think we'd miss a Celebrity Death Bingo New Year... Continue Reading →

We survived 2022 and now we're ringing in 2023 with the show you wait for all year: Celebrity Death Bingo! Join us as we talk about Dillon being systematically targeted on a business trip for his drinking prowess, Wagyu beef,... Continue Reading →

Because we love you, we're giving you another extended podcast this week! And also because we're not able to put out many weekly editions right now. But mostly love. This week, it's just William and Dillon due to a procedure... Continue Reading →

Heeeeeey there and welcome to the Three Guys Bar! This was a long one, but oooh man, it was a good one. Speaking of long ones (or good ones, depending), in this episode, we talked about faking it, as well... Continue Reading →

Folks, this one is…a little sloppy. Well, 1/3 of it is, anyway. Join us at the bar as we discuss Lowe's, the Island Boys, a cautionary tale from William, the Amber Heard/Johnny Depp trial, work behaviors, and much, much more.... Continue Reading →

Sit back, grab a beverage, and hold on to your skivvies. This is a long one. In this one, we discuss some recent television series we've been following, including Halo and The Office, a whole bunch of Marvel stuff, our... Continue Reading →

We're not dead. Yeah, we're as shocked about that as you are. Good news though. New podcast. Join us this week for can't miss topics such as: hemorrhoids (why is that word so hard to spell?), IHOP, poor employee wages,... Continue Reading →

Iiiiiiiiiiit's BINGO time! The time you've all been waiting for has arrived. It's a new year and that means it's time to see who won the 2021 edition of Celebrity Death Bingo and who our picks for 2022 will be.... Continue Reading →

Happy Thanksgiving! Okay, we're aware this Podcast came a bit late, but it was recorded during a festive time of year, and we're feeling very thankful for all of our listeners. And because we're feeling so thankful, you get to... Continue Reading →

Would you look at that! We're alive! Look, life happens, but the Three Guys shall endure. In this episode, we welcome a special guest and we discuss A-a-ron Rodgers and much more NFL stuff, air fryers, Creepy Crawlers, Superman and... Continue Reading →

Guess who's back? COVID is over (not really, like, at all) and the bars have opened back up (foreclosed, had to panhandle across America)! Obviously we're in a different timeline now. So in this episode, we discuss actors that would... Continue Reading →

We finally found the actual keys to the bar so Dillon doesn’t have to pick the lock anymore. That’s enough of a reason to drink in itself, right? Come on in. This week, we talk about Rush Limbaugh, a trip... Continue Reading →

BINGO! That’s right, it’s a new year and that means it’s time to cash in our celebrity death BINGO cards and pick our choices for a new round in 2021. Who won? Who lost? Also tune in to hear us……nevermind.... Continue Reading →

Happy Hour, Happy Year. That’s how the saying goes, right? It’s a new year and that means Happy Hour with the Three Guys is back with brand new episodes. In this episode recorded on the eve of the new year... Continue Reading →

This week, we wander back into the bar with a little E. It ain’t “B&E” if you’re not breaking anything, right? Join us as we discuss underwear, again, and try our best to get super drunk and attempt tongue twisters.... Continue Reading →

Lock picks in tow again this week, we set out to the bar. We can’t help but notice things are getting a little low on stock and dammit, the air seems to be broken. This week we discuss bees and... Continue Reading →

Quarantine? What quarantine. With a set of lock picks, we set out to the bar to discuss COVID, weird things we’ve…umm..you know..underwear, drugs, Halloween haunted forests, and lots of alcohol. Like, 7 hours worth of alcohol crammed into about 2... Continue Reading →

We’ve crowbarred ourselves out of quarantine for another episode of Happy Hour! This week, naturally, we discuss COVID-19 pretty deeply, including the political response, death rate, infection rate, protesters, etc. We also discuss Liquid Death water and other fun, drunk... Continue Reading →

Hey, we’re ok. Yes, seriously. Don’t believe us? Here’s a podcast. This week we talk about COVID-19. Obviously. We also talk about Kobe Bryant (yes, delayed), the Impossible Whopper, chee spray, Lambert’s, and all the other nonsense you’ve come to... Continue Reading →

You know what they say: don’t exercise before dawn. We’re not sure what that means or if it’s even a thing, but they say it. Or not. But regardless, the good news is that here’s a new Happy Hour podcast.... Continue Reading →

To kick off this show, we sent out some very special text messages to our “number neighbors.” Then, after feeling the sting of rejection, we drank ourselves into oblivion. Actually, we didn’t, but Dillon fell off the wagon. We also... Continue Reading →

Happy New Year everybody! This week, we bring in the New Year by reliving our New Years Live Stream, discuss Dillon’s resulting injuries, New Years traditional meals, Keto and diets, the current state of the NFL, and what you’ve all... Continue Reading →

Episode 69. At last. And it was everything we hoped it would be and more. For the final episode of 2019, we have a special guest all the way from California. We drink wine with him to make him feel... Continue Reading →

Quite a good podcast after a few reviews, if we do say so. We’re more biased than Congress though, so don’t take our word for it. Listen for yourself. Then you’ll agree. Probably. This week, we talked about the sitcom... Continue Reading →

Okay, so maybe it’s just us. We went too hard again this week. But our headache is your gain because these podcasts are so much fun. For you. For you! This week, we grab a guy off the street to... Continue Reading →

Hoo boy. Right before this podcast, we reviewed some beer. But in true Three Guys fashion, we made it count. So don’t judge us too much for this one. On this podcast, we run into a special guest at the... Continue Reading →

The NA review results have been cleaned up, so it’s time to get dirty with a new podcast. I mean, if you’re into that type of thing. Which, you are. We know you. This week, we discuss hernia tubes, pants-pooping,... Continue Reading →

Thanks for joining us for episode 63..err..64 of the show! On this episode, we talk old school MTV, Jenny McCarthy, how awful the Jelly Belly Beanboozled thing is, 90’s movies made today, Dillon goes on a tirade for way too... Continue Reading →

Well, we’re here. 66% of our throats hurt. We’re 100% miserable. But we’re here. Why? You’ll have to listen to find out. In the meantime, join us this week as we talk about No Shave November, scalp stabbing, allergy shots,... Continue Reading →

What’s yeet guys? In this yeet, we yeet about Sam Adams Utopias, Dillon’s homebrew, the Spongebob meme, VapShot, we yeet about the most influential music of previous decades, yeet the Fourth of July, and we figure out exactly what the... Continue Reading →

Long time no pod……cast? Or something. In this episode, we Patrick’s newfound love for the NFL, sports we enjoy and our personal playing experiences, camp, snake wrangling, William tells us an especially disturbing story, things on the show that have... Continue Reading →

Ok let’s face it. The fact that we made it 60 whole episodes without a major technical glitch is pretty astounding. Amazing, really. But here it is. The first 20 minutes of this podcast were unusable. We left the intro... Continue Reading →

Technically, this isn’t episode 59. We were not fit to record episode 59 immediately following episode 58. We tried. Oh god did we try. And it was awful. Maybe it’ll make a Happy Hour Best Of show someday. In the... Continue Reading →

Here it is folks. This is the one William has teased. It’s his lucky number and he’s getting wasted! Actually, we all get a little loopy. Anywho, Farmer Nathan joins us again for this episode and he’s buying the drinks.... Continue Reading →

Well, Patrick must not have been a fan of our Billie Eilish conversation on the last podcast. He ghosted us. Nevertheless, drinks were had. And conversation was plentiful. Or were the drinks plentiful and the conversation had? Doesn’t matter. In... Continue Reading →

Aloha, como estas, guten tag, etc etc etc. This week, we discuss TV shows that had a huge change and never recovered, shows that had a huge change and DID recover, Patrick’s tooth, Tesla, fasting, mixing liquors, Billie Eilish, and... Continue Reading →

Long time no drink! In this episode, we talk about instagram models, how we vomit (for some reason), eggs, tofu, our early days on the internet, crank calls, 90’s toys and television, and we introduce a new segment! Don’t miss... Continue Reading →

In this episode, we discuss more “man pain,” but for once, it’s not William. We also talk about public restrooms, boxers vs boxer briefs vs briefs, E3 fallout (including Final Fantasy, Avengers, and Halo), and Dillon completely ruins Dark Phoenix... Continue Reading →

Gather ’round the headlights and exhaust pipes as we come to you from the Biergarten today! In this podcast, we discuss ASMR, Dan Bell, snakes, possum soccer, offsides, and the show “Dark Side of the Ring.” Stay tuned to the... Continue Reading →

Patrick found his helmet and got some tPA, so he’s in the clear this week. Too bad the week’s worth of damage was already done. This week, we discuss bees, “B” movies, Patrick’s therapy, who might play Miles Morales in... Continue Reading →

Patrick took a couple shots to the head without his helmet before this episode. He’s ok though. Mostly. This week, William and Dillon discuss where Avengers: Endgame could use an F-Bomb, the people we would hate to hear was a... Continue Reading →

**ENDGAME SPOILERS** If you haven’t seen Avengers: Endgame, you’ll want to avoid skip over everything from 10:24 to 48:47. But that would be nuts and you’d only be like 1 out of 200 people on Earth that haven’t seen it.... Continue Reading →

The bartender was still recovering from Avengers: Endgame, so he let us linger in the bar for a bit longer while he got caught up on inventory. This week, we discussed Endgame, of course, and how to properly prepare yourself... Continue Reading →

Like an episode of Seinfeld, this podcast was about nothing. Or as close to nothing as a podcast can be and still be a podcast. In this episode, we bring Poltergeist Dillon back from the grave once again so he... Continue Reading →

This week, we truly focus on the family. And by that, we mean that we open with an inspired theme and then go off the rails as usual. We have good news though! Dillon is back from his Philadelphia trip... Continue Reading →

This was an interesting evening at the bar. We review Two Hearted Ale in the first ever ACTUAL two-minute review, discuss dental hygienics, lawn mowers, powdered alcohol, Lincoln and Perfume commercials, various medical procedures, and William gives us his first-hand... Continue Reading →

Lots of random rapid-fire discussion here. And truly eye-opening, enlightening stuff. As usual. Of course. This week, we review Bean Flicker by Oddside Ales, discuss some nerd stuff, like Avengers: Endgame, Shazam, Captain Marvel, Aquaman, Dark Phoenix, and so forth.... Continue Reading →

Well, this is awkward. We talked about beer off-flavors in this episode. Like, a lot. No, seriously, a lot. So if you’re not into that (which, you should be, but just in case), you should skip to around the 30... Continue Reading →

We went a little hard on this one, and boy does it show toward the end. Oh well, quality is still quality, right? Right! In this episode, we review From Amager With Love by EvilTwin Brewing, give our thoughts from... Continue Reading →