A humorous coming-of-age story about a family traveling cross-country in a possessed station wagon
Hell Comes With Wood Paneled Doors
The O'Briens finally make it to the Grand Canyon, where they have the final showdown with the Inferno. * * * Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I'm not going back and adding advisories to each audio episode. Just know that […]
James finds out all he he gave up when he signed the contract to buy The Inferno. * * * Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I'm not going back and adding advisories to each audio episode. Just know that any […]
In an old church along Route 666, The O'Briens face off against the sinister force that has possessed Lucky. * * * Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I'm not going back and adding advisories to each audio episode. Just know […]
The O'Briens begin the day in the Texas Panhandle, at Cadillac Ranch. After a stop in New Mexico to look at rattlesnakes, Lucky's true nature is revealed. * * * Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I'm not going back and […]
Mary's worst fears are realized during a stop at a campground in Texas. * * * Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I'm not going back and adding advisories to each audio episode. Just know that any given chapter of Hell […]
With only $5 to their name, the O'Briens hit a bingo hall in the hope that Mary can turn $5 into something more. * * * Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I'm not going back and adding advisories to each […]
Is Lucky alive or dead? What happens when the O'Briens make a stop at Stuckey's? And more important: what happens after the Stuckey's stop? * * * Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I'm not going back and adding advisories to each audio […]
The O'Briens visit Clyde McAllister's Gator Village and Civil War Memorial, where something really bad happens to Lucky. * * * Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I'm not going back and adding advisories to each audio episode. Just know that any given […]
When Michael's put in charge of caring for Lucky, things go very wrong and Mary becomes very angry! Fortunately, there's a moment of peace between the morning mayhem and arriving at Clyde McAllister's Gator Village and Civil War Memorial. * * * Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before […]
Michael wakes up to something moving outside the tent, and the Inferno gets Michael alone… * * * Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I'm not going back and adding advisories to each audio episode. Just know that any given chapter […]
Lucky launches his most blatant attack against Michael yet, and the O'Briens visit Elvis Presley's Graceland. There, Mary's life is changed forever. * * * Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I'm not going back and adding advisories to each audio […]
Lucky taunts Michael again, and the twins go missing inside Mammoth Cave. When all's back to normal, the O'Brien's belch and fight around the campfire. * * * Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I'm not going back and adding advisories […]
The owners of the campground invite the O'Briens to breakfast, where a creepy prayer and an amorous Lucky send Michael to the bathroom for an escape from the madness. There, Michael finds something beneath the sink that makes him wish he stayed at the table. * * * Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled […]
A stop at a campsite results in Mary and Margie fighting over June's ashes. After Michael tells James about Lucky's possession, the Inferno launches its most vicious attack against Michael yet. * * * Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I'm […]
Back on the road, the Inferno shows its true nature, Lucky's transformation takes another wicked turn, and Michael becomes a firefighter. * * * Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I'm not going back and adding advisories to each audio episode. […]
When the O'Briens stop in the hills of West Virginia to pick up Aunt Margie, James spends time with Michael's uncle, Otis, while Michael is forced to hang out with his creepy cousin, Daryl. It's an up-close look at the crooked branch of Michael's family tree. * * * Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood […]
As the O'Briens pull into Aunt Margie's driveway and Michael gets his first glimpse of her house, he thinks about his family history and where it all went wrong. * * * Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I'm not going […]
Finally on the road, the O'Briens' trip to pick up Aunt Margie in West Virginia begins with an argument. Things only go downhill from there. In spite of Michael's attempts to have some fun on the trip, Michael faces attacks by Lucky, Olivia and Elvis, and even The Inferno. And that's all before Mary forces the […]
The morning the O'Brien's get ready to leave for their road trip to the Grand Canyon, everything that can go wrong, does go wrong. * * * Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I'm not going back and adding advisories to […]
Michael ponders what strange force has kept his parents together, while James and Michael's mother, Mary, strike a series of deals regarding The Inferno and Mary's pet Chihuahua, Lucky. Also witness the opening moves in the ongoing mental chess match that Michael plays with his evil younger siblings, Elvis and Olivia. * * * Content […]
When Michael O'Brien's father, James, buys a new car just in time for the family vacation, he signs away more than his old '74 Gremlin as a trade in. * * * Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I'm not going […]
Wow, the last chapter of Hell Comes With Wood Paneled Doors! The O’Briens finally make it to the Grand Canyon, where they have the final showdown with the Inferno. * * * Thank you to everybody who’s listened to the … Continue reading →
I can’t believe we’re already at the second-to-last chapter of Hell Comes With Wood Paneled Doors! Like a good road trip, once the planning was done, it kept rolling along. We’re almost to the Grand Canyon and the end of … Continue reading →
In an old church along Route 666, The O’Briens face off against the sinister force that has possessed Lucky. * * * It’s hard to believe Hell Comes With Wood Paneled Doors is almost done! Next week, James finds out … Continue reading →
This week, the O’Briens begin the day in the Texas Panhandle, at Cadillac Ranch. After a stop in New Mexico to look at rattlesnakes, Lucky’s true nature is revealed. * * * It’s hard to believe Hell Comes With Wood … Continue reading →
Mary’s worst fears are realized during a stop at a campground in Texas. * * * Sorry this chapter went up late — listen to the commentary if you’re interested why it took a couple extra days.
With only $5 to their name, the O’Briens hit a bingo hall in the hope that Mary can turn $5 into something more. * * * Since this is a short chapter, be sure to keep listening after the end … Continue reading →
Is Lucky alive or dead? What happens when the O’Briens make a stop at Stuckey’s? And more important: what happens after the Stuckey’s stop? * * * Giveaway Results! The results are in! While my wife and I visited my … Continue reading →
The O’Briens visit Clyde McAllister’s Gator Village and Civil War Memorial, where something really bad happens to Lucky. * * * Facebook Page There’s now a Facebook page for Hell Comes With Wood Paneled Doors at facebook.com/roadtripfromhell. It’s a great … Continue reading →
When Michael’s put in charge of caring for Lucky, things go very wrong and Mary becomes very angry! Fortunately, there’s a moment of peace between the morning mayhem and arriving at Clyde McAllister’s Gator Village and Civil War Memorial. * … Continue reading →
Michael wakes up to something moving outside the tent, and the Inferno gets Michael alone… * * * Giveaway Reminder In honor of the holidays, I’m giving away a signed copy of Troy Paiva’s awesome book, Night Vision: The Art … Continue reading →
Lucky launches his most blatant attack against Michael yet, and the O’Briens visit Elvis Presley’s Graceland. There, Mary’s life is changed forever. * * * Giveaway Reminder In honor of the holidays, I’m giving away a signed copy of Troy … Continue reading →
Lucky taunts Michael again, and the twins go missing inside Mammoth Cave. When all’s back to normal, the O’Brien’s belch and fight around the campfire. * * * Giveaway In honor of the holidays, I’m giving away a signed copy … Continue reading →
The owners of the campground invite the O’Briens to breakfast, where a creepy prayer and an amorous Lucky send Michael to the bathroom for an escape from the madness. There, Michael finds something beneath the sink that makes him wish … Continue reading →
A stop at a campsite results in Mary and Margie fighting over June’s ashes. After Michael tells James about Lucky’s possession, the Inferno launches its most vicious attack against Michael yet. * * * It’s a short chapter this week, … Continue reading →
Back on the road, the Inferno shows its true nature, Lucky’s transformation takes another wicked turn, and Michael becomes a firefighter. * * * 00:00:00 – Introduction 00:00:08 – Theme Music (by Pirato Ketchup) 00:00:55 – Commentary 00:01:14 – Computer … Continue reading →
When the O’Briens stop in the hills of West Virginia to pick up Aunt Margie, James spends time with Michael’s uncle, Otis, while Michael is forced to hang out with his creepy cousin, Daryl. It’s an up-close look at the … Continue reading →
As the O’Briens pull into Aunt Margie’s driveway and Michael gets his first glimpse of her house, he thinks about his family history and where it all went wrong. * * * 00:00:00 – Introduction 00:00:08 – Theme Music (by … Continue reading →
When Michael O’Brien’s father, James, buys a new car just in time for the family vacation, he signs away more than his old ’74 Gremlin as a trade in. Please leave a comment below, or go to the Contact page … Continue reading →