Honey, I Think They're all Lizards

HO HO HO MERRY XMAS LIZARDS!! Maybe you thought we would get too swept up in spreading holiday cheer to record?? Well you thought WRONG. If you're a loyal lizzie you know that we LOVE christmas/holiday szn and had to get together to watch shayna inhale eggnog (ew). In this holiday special, leila recaps her second annual beermas, caroline reminisces on a steamy international kiss, and shayna tells us how hard she studied to become a hawaiin cicerone. THEN we get into how strange the y2k computer bug conspiracy is, and even hear from a SPECIAL GUEST who witnessed the hysteria...SHAYNA'S MOM!! So get cozy by the fire, pour yourself a drink, turn OFF your xmas music, and TURN ON this EPIC episode of HONEY I THINK THEY'RE ALL LIZARDS!!

Gather round lizarditos for PART TWO of our first TWO PART SERIES. After a long two (?) weeks of suspense, we brought our queen JULIE back to reveal WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO JFK. Julie gives us a brief recap of last episode and then...all you weak lizards better step aside because shit goes DOWN. JULIE DOES NOT MESS. Not saying the CIA killed JFK....But the CIA most def can't be trusted...Enjoy ya freaks. And stay tuned for our possible EXCLUSIVE (anonymous donation based) bonus epi $$$$$

Hey ladies, gents, and lizards!! Today we bring on a special GUEST STAR...JULIE (julip) to talk about the BIGGEST CONSPIRACY known to humankind -- the assassination of JFK. Before we get into PART ONE of the series, your fave lizards catch up, clear the conspiracy air, and urge their lizard listeners to KEEP THE MOMENTUM GOING and GET WOKE. THEN, Julie gives an in depth timeline of the major events associated with the killing of our beloved JFK and introduces all the key players. She gives the info we NEED to understand EXACTLY what REALLY went down in the shooting. This shit gets crazy, and it's only the beginning....FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM TO SEE THE PHOTOS AND VIDEOS WE TALKED ABOUT!! @honeyithinktheyareall_lizards STAY TUNED FOR PART TWO LATER THIS WEEK :)

HI LIZARDS! You thought we were gone but you thought wrong!! Live from quarantine for today’s epi, we all make our own version of a quarantini and then get real w u all about the lies and FAKE TERRIBLE CONSPIRACIES our stupid president is spreading at this moment in time. THEN, we lighten the mood for all u socially isolated lizards with some of the internets funniest, wackiest and down right ridiculous conspiracies. Did you know Obama controls the weather? Or that Prince Charles is a vampire? Us neither. Stay safe and healthy sweet lizzys!

The GIRLS are back for the first stop on our US TOUR!!!!! listen as we discuss Jeffrey Epstein, Prince Andrew and how Puck from Glee died suspiciously and how with WEALTH AND POWER u can do anything u want in this fucked up world!!!!!! Decide for urself if Epstein really did commit suicide or if he was MURDERED!?!?! We also discuss how Donald Trump spreads idiotic conspiracies that no one should listen to!!!! And we drink some Brooklyn Brewery Beer cos were in NYC BABY (and also Epstein is from Brooklyn and we thought making prison wine would be a bit much.) we missed u lizards.

GRADUATION IS A CONSPIRACY IN ITSELF!!!!!!! Leila, Shayna and Caroline come together one last time to say their goodbyes (for now!!!!!) They recap on their favorite theories and say thank you to all of the AMAZING LIZARDS OUT THERE (and give a shoutout to our most loyal lizard). ITS BEEN A CRAZY RIDE AND WERE SO GRATEFUL FOR EVERY LIZARD!!!! We never thought that anyone would listen to us talk but you guys DID AND WE LOVE YOU FOREVER!!! Keep following us because it is NOT OVER. NOT GOODBYE JUST SEEE YOU LATER. STAY SAFE OUT THERE!!!!!

today we’re bringing one back from the archives... the first episode leila EVER researched. also, probably the most accurate/convincing theory ever proposed.. hitler did NOT die...we have NO evidence he killed himself... thus... HIS DEATH WAS A LIE!!! also, caroline has never had a burrito.

GUEST EPISODE!!! today we bring you the infamous AVERY (last name concealed so the aliens cant find him) to tell us all about what humans fear the most: extraterrestrial beings aka aliens. listen for some heated convo and strong evidence about our alien relatives and the *true* origin of humanity. spread the word - aliens fuckin exist, dude.

Caroline goes all in on the mystery surrounding Amelia Earhart's disappearance and death. Did she really CRASH into the middle of the pacific ocean?!?!! or did she land on the Marshall islands only to be captured, imprisoned and KILLED by the Japanese? (hence the ZEN wine...lol????) Only YOU can figure out the truth, lizards!!!! PLUS... SHAYNA IS A SMARTIE AND SUCCESSFULLY DEFENDED HER SCIENCE THESIS THAT NONE OF US CAN EVEN BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND!!!!! & some GOT talk.

Leila keeps it real and relevant with some fresh new gossip about the recent tragic death of Nipsey Hussle. Some will say that she's in the know. Some say his death was due to gang violence...but do we really buy that? Who was really behind this shooting? Was it BIG PHARMA???????? WHAT WERE THEY TRYING TO HIDE? Listen to find out lizzos. PLUS--a shit intro we're all ashamed of. come to leilas birthday party.

YOU THOUGHT WE WERE GONE.....YOU THOUGHT WRONG!!!! After a brief hiatus (went a bit too hard this month u guys) Leila, Shayna and Caroline are BACK for szn 3.5. This week, Shayna tells us about the conspirators behind the criminalization of HEMP (thats the whole plant that that good good MARIJUANA is from ;) ) We learn about the foundations of the federal bureau of narcotics, Henry Ford's involvement with the HEMP industry, the RACISM behind the criminalization of hemp and much, much, MUCH more. PLUS--the girls catch up! and discuss our PRE SHOW CHRIS DELIA EXCITEMENT. It all comes full circle. We missed u guys.

Look alive lizards, Caroline is up this week on your favorite conspiracy podcast and she may just be revealing the most SHOCKING theory we’ve heard in a while- the Beatles never existed. Also, Paul McCartney is dead. Could it really be that the most popular boy band EVER is just a band of LIES, not boys?? You’ll have to listen to find out... This week’s episodes also features Leila and Caroline discovering the power of live music while Shayna reveals some shocking fan comments! **PLEASE EXCUSE THE TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES WE HAD A TOUGH TIME HERE!!!***

on this weeks episode we introduce the lizards to our new mixologist intern....ZACH KARSCH!!! Leila dives deep deep into our favorite country to hate....russia! We explore the conspiracy regarding the missing hikers in 1959 and the Russian governments lack of investigation!!! They’re always covering up something aren’t they? And Karsch prepares a beautiful drink pairing w the white russians (snow, russian, you get it?) Plus we go in to *explicit* detail with some gross reptile shit and shayna explains a disgusting story of how her snake dies while caroline rips apart ariana grande. TUNE IN LIZARDS, BIG THINGS ARE HAPPENING!!!

ITS OFFICIALLY MARDI GRAS SEASON!!! We are a bit disheveled and hungover, but we know you crazy lizards understand....listen and see if you can follow as Shayna tells all about the governments use of pigeons as #secret #spies to LEARN ALL OF OUR SECRETS WITHOUT US KNOWING!!!!! Plus, we throw some psychology terms around, drink a beer we all like (rare) and just generally catch up :) Love you all!!!!!!!!

CALLING ALL LIZARDS!! This week is an extra special episode because we brought in an extra special lizard...MAYA!!!! Maya set the bar HIGH! Listen to Leila, Shayna, and Caroline lose their MINDS over Charles Manson!! Did the government give him special LSD that made him and his followers go on a crazy killing rampage???!??? And what really happened at the Altamont speedway????!! THIS EPISODE IS GOING DOWN IN HISTORY!! ALSO has a cliff hanger ending that you DONT WANT TO MISS! GIVE US LOVE! follow us on instagram: honeithinktheyreall_lizards follow maya: mayacrainxd

caroline goes in on one of pop cultures FAVORITE conspiracies and gives us all the evidence to decide if courtney love MURDERED kurt cobain and FAKED his suicide?!?! Time for you lizards to decide for yourselves! ALSO: Leila tells us about her addiction to love island and caro gets creative w the mixology kurt cobain death scene photos: https://www.cbsnews.com/pictures/new-kurt-cobain-death-scene-photos/25/ courtney love looking glam in the ambulance in rome: https://reopencobain.wordpress.com/tag/rome/

WELCOME TO SEASON 3 LIZARDS!!!! We are BACK and ready to kick off the new year!! get ready to have your mind/computers BLOWN. Leila starts season three off with maybe the most INSANE conspiracy we've ever had and leaves us all SILENCED. Listen up to hear shayna lose her mind (or was that just a glitch?!?!?) ARE WE ALL SIMULATIONS??? follow us on instagram @honeithinktheyareall_lizards

this week on honey i think they're all lizards, we actually talk about lizards!!!!! IT'S ABOUT TIME!!! shayna gives a history lesson on the OG conspiracy -- do lizard people RULE THE WORLD???!!! one might say "prove it!" but hey, can you disprove it? listen for yourself, but all the evidence points to one thing...lizards control us all. p.s. we're taking a short vacay this winter but well be back in jan! happy holidays and happy new year to our dedicated lizard fans, we are nothing without you :') PROOF: lizards ON THE MEDIA (1:03) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coHAUHS3qFE & check the new instagram for updates from your lizard overlords https://www.instagram.com/honeyithinktheyareall_lizards/?hl=en

This week on Honey, I Think They're all Lizards Caroline tells ALL about the World Series game of 1919 where the Chicago White Sox lost very SUSPICIOUSLY to the Cincinnati Reds........AKA the Black Sox Scandal!!!! Were White Sox players involved in an EPIC rigged gambling SCANDAL???? Did they lose the series ON PURPOSE???? Listen and decide for yourself, and let us know what you think. As always please rate and subscribe! 143

HO HO HO MY LIZARDS! we're chilly down here in nola....so we've got a toasty beverage and an even TOASTIER conspiracy!! have you ever wondered how the FUCK harry potter was written in like 4 seconds? ever wondered how it got translated into 55 languages so BLOODY WICKED FAST? ever think it was a liiiiittle too much for......just....ONE..........AUTHOR?!?!?!?!?!??? well get ready to be STUPIFIED! 3 points for gryffindor x0x0 csl.

Shayna goes ALL IN on one of the classics, explaining the conspiracy about the Denver Airport!! Think that EVIL DEMON horse statue is creepy af??? Think those murals with dying children are a little WEIRD for an airport??? Want to know who the new world order is??? Then this epi is for YOU!! Have a great Thanksgiving, lizards! We are grateful for each and every one of ur scaly little selves. PICS FROM THIS EPI: murals https://www.csicop.org/uploads/images/si/Blaskiewicz-DIA-conspiracy-1-2.jpg horse https://rationalwiki.org/w/images/4/44/DIA_Blue_Mustang.jpg plaque https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2017/06/26/12/naz.jpg?width=1368&height=912&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=70 swastika https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2017/06/26/12/swaz.jpg?w660

IT'S VOTING TIME, LIZARDS! Get out to the polls and make some change in this country!!! In honor of election day, Caroline tells all about another exclusive, secretive, white male-only establishment--the Bohemian Club! We learn about what goes down at Bohemian Grove...it is real creepy to say the least. ****SPOILER ALERT**** Don't listen to this epi until you have seen A Star is Born...but really, go see it if you haven't yet! As always, #rate, #review and #SUBSCRIBE xxxxx

IT'S THE HALLOWEEN EPISODE, LIZARDS! Get ready for a spooky time as Leila explains the theory behind Stanley Kubrick's motivation for making The Shining and his involvement in FAKING the Apollo 11 landing?!?!?! Say WHAT??? It's true! Listen and decide for yourself. HAVE A HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!! RATE, COMMENT AND SUBSCRIBE!! xxx (we are working on our audio quality and promise to be better. thanks for sticking with us.)

TIS THE SEASON, LIZARDS!!! Hope everyone is having a spooky, spooky halloween time ;) On this weeks episode, Shayna dives in to discuss the creepy af ad in the New Yorker PREDICTING the bombing of Pearl Harbor only TWO WEEKS BEFORE IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED? TF? while we sip on some delish raspberry beer. It's a good time, so make sure to give us a listen and don't forget to RATE and COMMENT. Stay safe out there xo

TODAY lizards is a v special day as the hosts of Honey, I think They’re all Lizards bring you our very first GUEST: KEVIN (@kevinfloodbryzman) :o You think brushing your teeth is GOOD FOR U????? Think drinking 8 glasses of water a day is GOOD FOR U???? Think again as “fluoride” may be the US government brainwashing ALL of us. (We apologize for the sound quality but this epi was too good to redo)

Ok ok OK, you can stop refreshing the page because episode 3 is FINALLY here!! We're sorry to keep you lizards waiting, but we're back! Leila tells all about the strange men she met this weekend, Caroline explains why bill Clinton was maybe (?!?!?) covering up one of the CIAs largest drug trafficking investigations, and Shayna punches her best friend in the face! Didn't you miss us??

this week we're coming to you straight from APPLE PODCAST BABIES! (we still on soundcloud too tho we dont forget our roots). listen for a ROLLERCOASTER of shock and awe as leila explains the lies behind the foundation of the country we all know and love - thats right: finland. we ask the question everyone has been wondering for decades: is findland even real? hold on lizards, it's gonna be a bumpy ride.

Giving the fans what they want with another season of Honey, I think They're All Lizards! Ever been confused about wtf is bitcoin? crypto-currency? supercomputers? artificial intelligence? Maybe don't listen to this podcast for the answers! But def listen for a good time! Shayna does her best explaining the conspiracy about the creator of bitcoin. Is he real? Was bitcoin created by AI? Or aliens?!?!?!? Can't wait for another season with you all.

welcome back lizards! today we'll be learning a little bit more about why the US government sucks. did we lead to the disappearance and deaths of almost 300 innocent beings on the missing malaysian aircraft? only YOU can decide! listen and drop some comments, questions, concerns, confessions, criticisms, or just a smiley face or something so we know u actually read this shit. you're the ones that will get the shout outs when were famous

listen to us be drunk, say like 10000x times, leilas beautiful singing voice and how hitler is an a list celeb... xo

Taking you wayyyy down memory lane to talk about the Berenstein/Berenstain Bears theory, the Mandela effect, Fiona Broom, Reese, Reddit and PARALLEL UNIVERSES?!?!?!?! Sorry about the late upload, loyal listeners, but at least this week you'll be gifted with TWO episodes :) We hope you enjoy.

We're baaaaaaack!!! NO days off!!! Is Mardi Gras really complete without our podcast being streamed in the background of ur pregame??? In today's episode we discuss the suspicious activities of the CIA during the HIV/AIDS epidemic and why the fuck the Russians are always up to something...and Caroline fails on a chance to ice us :(Tell everyone you know to give us a listen!! Tell your mom, your class crush (convo starter!!), your freshman roommate, your craigslist scammer, your weird landlord, your even weirder TA...and don't forget to SMASH THAT MF SUBSCRIBE BUTTON!

The moment you've all been waiting for: Honey I Think They're All Lizards!! You heard right lizards, this is a conspiracy theory podcast...In today's show we cover Paul Hellyer, Tall Whites and aliens running our government (?!?!!) All while sippin on an ice cold natty...and yes yessss we know our banter and intro is CRINGE but it's only uphill from here right?? So sit back, relax, and lose your mind!!!! We blame all weirdness in this on the aliens :)) We hope you enjoy! See ya next week and don't forget LIKE COMMENT AND SMASH THAT SUBSCRIBE BUTTON!