"How's Your Dad, Simon?"

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Every Friday, usually when my dad is waiting for his takeaway curry to be made and he's sat in the pub opposite having a pint, he texts me a collection of brilliantly terrible jokes he's collated that week from various places. This is me reading them out for the first time.

Simon Pursehouse


    • Feb 11, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 2m AVG DURATION
    • 77 EPISODES


    Latest episodes from "How's Your Dad, Simon?"

    Episode 77

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2022 2:00


    Kittens, deodorant and snooker.

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    Episode 76

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2022 1:46


    Cashback, VW's & Caesar salads.

    caesar vw cashback
    Episode 75

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2022 2:22


    Pumpkins, speedboats & Scottish doctors.

    scottish pumpkins
    Episode 74

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2022 3:22


    Janet Street Porter, protein powder & marriage phobia.

    janet street porter
    Episode 73

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2022 1:29


    Shrinking, dry cleaners & bagels.

    shrinking
    Episode 72

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2022 1:59


    Entomology, chromosomes & eBay.

    ebay entomology
    Episode 71

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2021 1:34


    Poachers, counting & hypochondriacs.

    poachers
    Episode 70

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2021 2:39


    John Travolta, security systems & grandads.

    john travolta
    Episode 69

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2021 1:51


    Pins and needles, luggage & drummer's offspring.

    pins
    Episode 68

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2021 2:32


    Ladders, Nirvana & cookies.

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    Episode 67

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2021 2:35


    Arsonists, arts and crafts & rogue antique dealers.

    arsonists
    Episode 66

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2021 1:57


    Alcoholics, donkeys & rescue dogs.

    alcoholics
    Episode 65

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2021 1:56


    Smash Hits, cotton buds & home insurance.

    smash hits
    Episode 64

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2021 3:05


    Woodwork, RyanAir & Ikea.

    ikea ryanair woodwork
    Episode 63

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2021 2:21


    Apiary, telekinesis & Michael Jackson.

    michael jackson apiary
    Episode 62

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2021 2:33


    Yoghurt, pizza & strawberries.

    yoghurt
    Episode 61

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2021 1:49


    Dogs, Henry VIII & deer.

    dogs henry viii
    Episode 60

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2021 1:16


    Calculators, parachute jumps & masseurs.

    calculator
    Episode 59

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2021 2:05


    Italian bread, zoo cleaning & highlighters.

    italian
    Episode 58

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2021 2:08


    Solar power, eye tests & The Monkees.

    solar monkees
    Episode 57

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2021 1:58


    Psychics, hyenas & DFS.

    dfs psychics
    Episode 56

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2021 2:28


    Driving tests, invisible ink & counting in French.

    french driving
    Episode 55

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2021 1:44


    Editing, Greggs & floorboards.

    editing greggs
    Episode 54

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2021 2:36


    Castles, graffiti & Tin Turner.

    castles
    Episode 53

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2021 1:55


    Moses, tinitus & mediums.

    Episode 52

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2021 1:42


    Paranoia, poetry & bingo.

    paranoia
    Episode 51

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2021 1:57


    Elephants, fruit machines & Egyptians.

    elephants egyptian
    Episode 50

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2021 1:56


    Tsunamis, drummers & bracelets.

    tsunamis
    Episode 49

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2021 1:59


    Swimming, board games & village greens.

    swimming
    Episode 48

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2021 2:33


    Hamsters, grizzly bears & Cat Stevens.

    hamsters cat stevens
    Episode 47

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2021 1:47


    Imperial War Museum, periodic table & crosswords.

    imperial war museum
    Episode 46

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2021 2:19


    Great Expectations, lumberjacks & crystal balls.

    great expectations
    Episode 45

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2021 2:33


    Indian reservations, Lourdes & stool samples.

    indian lourdes
    Episode 44

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2021 2:05


    Hot flushes, Schrodinger's cat & golf.

    schrodinger
    Episode 43

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2021 2:39


    James Bond, rabbit stew & zebras.

    james bond
    Episode 42

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2021 1:51


    Waterskiing, Karl Marx's sister & badgers.

    karl marx waterskiing
    Episode 41

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2021 2:20


    Yul Brynner, jazz musicians & knots.

    yul brynner
    Episode 40

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2021 1:40


    Batteries, Elton John & bakers.

    elton john batteries
    Episode 39

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2021 1:52


    Tropical fish, John Lennon & milkmen.

    john lennon tropical
    Episode 38

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2021 2:22


    Monopoly, trumpets & Footloose.

    monopoly footloose
    Episode 37

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2021 1:55


    Mothers, wives & grandads.

    mothers
    Episode 36

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2021 3:01


    Impressionists, bread & landlords.

    impressionists
    Episode 35

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2021 1:33


    Surgery, Cat Stevens & grandkids.

    surgery cat stevens
    Episode 34

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2021 1:51


    Eton, sat navs & job interviews.

    eton
    Episode 33

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2020 2:07


    Marksmen, Jurassic Park & archery.

    jurassic park marksmen
    Episode 32

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2020 2:02


    Butchers, Bahamas & alsatians.

    bahamas butchers
    Episode 31

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2020 1:49


    Printers, ballet & Scrabble.

    printers scrabble
    Episode 30

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2020 1:34


    Roadies, poets & darts.

    roadies
    Episode 29

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2020 2:12


    Speed dial, Michael Caine & laptops.

    speed michael caine
    Episode 28

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2020 1:49


    Handcuffs, magnesium and owls.

    handcuffs
    Episode 27

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2020 2:32


    Condensation, motorbikes & Scarborough Sealife Centre.

    condensation

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