Look. I get lonely on the road and like to dip into childhood memories in those long hours. Sadly my childhood was MOSTLY watching the Simpsons and other vhs things from the library. 20 years later, I remember whatever I can and describe it stream of consciousness style. I guess that constitutes a…
Welcome to season two of I Remember This Cassette. In this episode, Kyle returns to basics in another revisiting of a Webber musical, and all the biblical stuff that that may entail. This time, however, it all boils down to corn. Aw shucks. Allusions to teeth and junior high abound, as do affixiations on prime numbers, so tie up your dad, slaughter a goat, and dance party with us for this podcasts glorious return!
Season 1 finale. Original airdate October 9 2019
Happy 4th of July week, folks! Lets talk summer and baseball on IRTC. Kyle admits to unfamiliarity with the sport and, to an extent, this movie from 1993. Whats important though, is we get the plot elements and the many, many cameos addressed, and also talk briefly about bullies and small town politics. Its an all time American classic film about the all American passtime... y'know, the one that isn't "being a dick to the poor"
In both literal and nomenclaturally adjecent terms, we have returned to I Remember This Cassette. In this triumphant (?) Comeback, Kyle hits up the most famous dinosaur movie of 1993 that doesn't involve Steven Spielberg. In doing so, he acknowedges how closely this follows up that other cartoon dinosaur film, the uncanny powers of old men named Christopher, and OF COURSE, the dreadful horny on main energy exuded by this film. So call it by its full name, and have a listen... goodness knows its better for your than brain rotting/devolving television.
Whoopsie-Cadabra! Kyle got stuck in the rain or the movie theater all week and had to wait an extra day to record this weeks episode. Accordingly, this episode is done in a single segment, improvised on the fly. Enjoy remarks on the SNL devil, unhealthy stereotypes, and the terrible secret of celebrity impersonations. The novelty of this show is crazy. But it just might work.
It's a quiet Saturday. That can mean one of 700 things. In this case I retwatch an IRTC movie. This time it's Bean! What else to say. Throw in a DVD or vhs or what have you.
Its Kyles sisters birthday! To honor the occasion, our host remembers a particularly special cassette that most folks righteously didn't see coming. Along the way, we consider the role of protagonists, surprise ourselves with feminist critique, and baffle ourselves with the presence of celebrities. Have a listen and enjoy the show, just be sure to have your stuff in order before that thing happens with the moon!
Remember the year 2000? You are going to after this humdinger of a film from the land of the rising sun. Kyle dutifully attempts to rejoint the intentionally disjointed in hopes of stitching together a plot. Are you ready to figure out if limewire was a thing? Or if Angela Anaconda was a thing? Or WHY horns sections were a thing? These questions and that's pretty much it will be addressed today. Fox kids of the world unite!
Its the return of both Don Bluth and the sceptre of death this week! Kyle pays tribute in the only way that makes sense, in discussing and revisiting the most afterlife oriented film thus far as we enter the seventh month if the podcast. Figure out why Rodney Dangerfield is here aside CNR and multiple departed vouce actors, break out the trenchcoat of obfuscation, and prepare to listen to this podcast of the film, home of four...but not five...songs. May i recommend a nice beer or a 10K. It would be a good time for that. DOGGIES!
Its the silver special episode of I Remember this Cassette. Kyle hits up the previously untapped market of aninated series adaptation turned film. What better place to start is the dreadful world of cyborgs? Alongside ethical ramifications of casting sitcom stars as villains, we jest about how close the director got to getting the future correct. So prepare your demands and prepare for the podcast you can absolutely buy for a dollar!
You want to hear the truth? Cool because i think you can handle it. Kyle once again ventures into his early teen years for this 2002 venture in trying to convert tv stars to movie stars. Whether or not they succeeded (hint: they didn't) you, the listener, still get a compelling tract on people getting their skin dyed as a comedy device, as well as the glorious return of Bryan Cranston as a dad and a gosh darn Fleetwood Mac reference. So have yourself a listen and most importantly, never trust important looking men in limousines.
I remember this cassette returns with a vengeance? Off the heels of a theme month, Kyle gets back to basics with a 90s movie only somewhat relegated to obscurity. So lets put consideration towards adaptation, wonder why so many children are named Max, and strap ourselves into the Ride of Doom, because goodness knows we couldn't come up with a better name. Enjoy the most renowned disaster film of 1997...that doesn't relate to boats.
Assembly line whimsy ahoy, dear Audience! After a special guest interrupts Kyles final Disney episode of I Remember this Cassette, we delve into the most magical world of all. Are squirrels flammable? Is Susan Sarandon paying attention? How many Patricks does a movie need? All these questions and more will be addressed today, as we give Disney month the happy ending it deserves.
The most modern classic film adaptation of a classic classic book gets its spin on the Disney carousel in this week's episode. Kyle gets up to speed with disneys 80s business model, and voices concerns on the logistics of musical numbers in an urban setting. So steal some hot dogs for your friends, have yourself a listen, and remember the reason why you should be worrying: a mob boes with a penchant for cracking skulls with giant spoons.
Is that the smell of love in the air? Probably not because this is a podcast. Nevertheless, Kyle continues his Disney Quest with some tangental valentiney ties. Find a loved one if you dare and dwell on accurate teenage romance, while pondering a riddle fit for a sphinx or a bigfoot. While were at it, lets consider which literary figure probably hangs out in Utah. Enjoy the show, but dont let Jim Cummings eavesdrop. He will rat you out, because hes bitter about his presumed divorce.
DISNEY MONTH! A quartet of dubiously "classic" animated movies is on the docket this month, but first on the list ia a personal favorite of your host's. Take a trip to the scariest bayou around with Kyle, and learn a bit about the fragility of butlers and albatrosses, and sneak a peek into what REALLY goes on in high school gifted programs. Hitch a ride in the horrible woman-mobile, and tune on in to this space dog free caper!
Oh crud! Kyle forgot there was a fifth week in January and had to do some mad science to cobble together a new episodes of the show. Fortunately, everyone's favorite non Italian donkey is here with fart jokes galore. Alongside this lean mean creation, we also consider if Austin Powers trulu was a warershed film for snl alum comedies and the dreadfulness of being good looking. So grab your favorite drug laced ice cream, and enjoy not having to cross the Robin Williams threshold for another week
Seasons greetings, seasons freezings! Kyle talks shop about his coldest movie yet, wherein we learn the story of what happened at the house of mouse after Don bluth flew the coop, and the creature who succeeded him. Afterwards we carve into his arguable magnum opus. Discussion on The Princess Bride and the cutthroat world of hairdressery. So sit back, relax, dont go to the football game, and enjoy this icy menagerie!
Welcome to one of the most recent eventsy charged episodes of the show yet, but only on a subtextual level. In todays episode, Kyle explores a boyhood favorite that, while rife with childhood innocence, obfuscates a subtext of misogyny that lingers long into adulthood. But hey, theres always the theory of child actors in jail or Rodney Dangerfield punchlines to appreciate along the way. So hold on to your pickle and enjoy the show!
Its pretty much a glorified preview episode this week on IRTC. Kyle hints at movies to come and the people that star in them as he jumps around the second most beloved "comedians chase a decent sum of cash" film. Along the way, mentioning how well or (more often) poorly jokes from 2001 land, as well as what the hell black adder is doing with a mario voice. THIS EPISODE IS AN HOUR LONG!
New year, same old show! Kyle returns to regularly scheduled movie reviews, with a real cinematic gem among primative hotel capers. Along the way, Kyle encounters, with revulsion, the first otger major character also named Kyle. Speaking of revulsion, rich people suck. But we at least have sweet sweet laundry chutes for escape!
2018, the year of the gratuitous crossover, is coming to a close. So too is the festive montg of December. So Kyle reviews the ultimate Christmas chrossover. Along the way, let us mull the logistics of snowpeople making snowchildren as well as how amazons modus operandi is the bad guys evil plan in this film. Enjoy the show, but watch out for Evil Jack!
Ho ho ho! Our Christmas gauntlet pulls into the station this week when we revisit the Christmas movie with the most impressive creepy to success ratio ever around. Climb aboard, as Kyle rambles about roller coaster footage, rants about homogeneous soundtracks, and gushes over a certain wonderful wonderful actor. Just don't lose your friggin ticket, and beware of know it all's bearing glasses.
December marches on in the realm of IRTC, and this week, we delve into a certain stopmotion duos foray of a certain year in which certain weather patterns are altered to meet a certain request by a certain Kris Kringle. What dire ramifications are to come from these goings-on? Learn about it here, and also hear about climate based turf wars, the surprising federal power wielded by Mayor's, and so much more! So put some socks on your ears and climb aboard!
Well well. Looks like last week's movie wormed its way onto cable TV. So it's time for a proper rewatch of this gem if a film. Marvel at Jake Lloyd, laugh along with Sinbad, and try to figure out who Robert Conrad is.
Remember when you wanted that extra special gift for that extra special holiday? Except 20 million other kids wanted it? I don't know how that makes the gift so special then, but this movie explores that quandary, anyway. Kyle also discusses what a Sinbad is and how exactly daylight works in Minnesota over this first festive foray.
It's a certain musical masters gala birthday party, and it's being held at a sports bar in South Dakota! I got an invitation and recorded this episode from there. To celebrate the man's legacy, we review a bugs Life, which Mr.N provided music for. Learn about aesops fables, rant over alongside Kyle about dubious voice actors and dubiouser outlet mall puns, and brace yourself for (spoilers) guest performances by the guest of honor
It's Thanksgiving, and welcome to Japan! Everyone's favorite non dog related basketball flick is what's on the table this time around, so I hope you like live action animation hybrids, pretending water is something more important than water, and multiple Bill Murray appearances. Cuz this movie has them all. If you don't? Get dunked on, ya turkey, and pray to whatever gods that bugs Bunny doesn't steal your pants tonight.
This week we engage in a minor change up to commemorate an icon. In doing so we evaluate a DVD instead of a cassette of one of the most beloved of heroes with an even more beloved sequel. Brief discussion on DVD menus, forgetting Seth rogans name and even an honest to goodness fart into the microphone are on the menu this episode. Excelsior, you pukes!
We escape the realm of Halloween and take a trip into literature, literally (heh). I remember this movie but have clearly forgotten several stories. Pagemaster ahoy, to use one of those pirate terms. Forgive me, Patrick Stewart.
Kyle is dying from something. Fortunately, tis the season of the Dead but he still has a job to do, even if it kills him. Will he survive? Probably, because who else would publish this episode? Also, some kooky spooky altogether ooky 1993 film is discussed.
Heyo. Weird stuff happened last week and I felt the episode was subpar. Eventually I will fix this on a non Wednesday update or something. In the meantime, I have provided a rifftraxesque watch through of Thumbelina. If you have the DVD just try to line it up. Okaythankxbye
Do you like overly simple handsome man rescues a damsel in distress style plots? Got a hankering for the musical stylings of GILBERT GOTTFRIED and carol Channing? Have we got a movie for you! Marvel as Kyle tries to remember his most forgettable film yet!
last week, we discussed felines on Broadway, but this week we go to Hollywood! join Kyle as he tries to figure out anchor and tries to remember the 1997 film Cats Don't Dance! pull up a bowl of animal crackers and enjoy.
I don't think this will be a REAL podcast but here's my synopsis of Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber's non directly Bible influenced musical: cats!