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The part, along with Varis and Cyprian, finally face off against the Twin God rulers of Toobeetell. How will they fare against these divinity corrupted beetle men?

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Lila, Cali/Dove (remember, they're sharing a body right now, it's weird, we know) and Varis face off against the High Priestess of the Twin Gods, Tyhall. A grueling fight no doubt awaits.

Wanting to find answers as to what's going on as well as find a piece of her old life to cling onto, Lila has the felis paladin Cali lead her in a ritual intended to contact the essence of the Goddess. Will things go as planned, and will Lila finally get some of the answers she's looking for?

Everyone finally awake, the group sets out to face a few of the mysteries that have cropped up while they were asleep while also preparing themselves for the naming of the heroes coming later that day. But will they find any answers, or will they only be left with more questions?

Lila is the next to wake up in our band of timewalkers, and she has her own ideas on how to get answers about what's going on here. But will they work, and is she ready for the answers she might recieve?

In the wee hours of the morning, as the party is sleeping off a night of fighting, partying, and home destruction, Dove awakens and sets off on her own.

Upon Talon winning the fighting competition, revelry ensues at Madam Myrtle's Inn, but Dove has some unfinished business to take care of concerning Pircelli. But how will she and Nix fare when they go off by themselves to take care of the problem, leaving their barbarian and healer behind?

It is finally time for Talon to fight in the arena tournament. But will Skaht play fair in this grudge match?

The ballad of Joe Tropical, Carole Baskets, and Doc Antler continues as A'Kai and Titan go about the mission handed to them by the Dave of Daves, and they are joined by some familiar faces. Streamed live on Twitch on 4/18/2020. Follow us on Twitch at PrepareToDiePod to catch all future streams. Praise the Sun!

Part one of the Joe Tropical story. Featuring the characters Tyttan and A'kai from our St. Dave's Day special. Streamed live on Twitch at PrepareToDiePod. be sure to follow us there for more livestream content.

After defeating the crazed black knight of the original Goddess' Guard, Dove, Talon, Lila, and Nix, along with Cali and Naomi, return to Toobeetell to show Skaht that they have succeeded in their mission. But the return journey proves to be more perilous than they could have ever imagined.

Prepare to Die's 2020 St. Patrick's Day special. Sit back, stay safe, and have fun with us for two hours. PTD is here to save the Dave.

Milk, it's my new obsession. (Special shout out to The Besties podcast for inspiring this nonsense.)

In order to gain admittance to the Val'Hilth Bard's College, Lila has gone out on a treacherous quest given to her by the half-orc bard, Skaht. The party was led to a crumbling tower far outside of Toobeetell, but in order to get what they came for , they must first face off against the formidable foe guarding it, a knight is armor that has been charred to be as black as obsidian.

As the partying is reconvening, Lila receives a time sensitive quest from the pretentious half-orc bard named Skaht. Recruiting the help of her fellows, they head out on the quest, not wanting to waste any time. But has Skaht set them up for failure, and what exactly lays in wait for them at their destination?

Pircelli, the wizened artificer, leads Dove to his abode in order to give her the mystery prize for winning the archery competition. But all may not be exactly as it seems, and this old man may play more into the cards of fate than anyone could ever imagine.

After a quick debriefing of everything they have all gone through and a well earned sleep, it is time for Dove to compete in the archery competition and for Nix to clench the Hero of the Gutters.

Dove and Lila leave Madame Myrtle's Inn with Cali the Calico leading the way, hopeful they will find some answers as to their role in the mission that has been presented to them by the ever mysterious Dusdain as well as some clue about the Goddess herself. But are they ready for the revelations that await them when they meet the old man Cali has talked so much about, or will their very view of existence change when they hear what he has to say? 

The PTD 2019 Holiday Special. Music by Brand Name Productions. Find them on Facebook.

After felling Colonel Davees, the party find themselves tying up loose ends as they prepare ways for each of them to become a Hero of the city while they attempt to retrieve the gold that was stolen from them by the late slaver. Editing by Kyle Lawhorn, Music by Bassfi3nd Solo Project.

Finding themselves breaking bread with a vicious slaver in his own plantation home, the party now faces off against Colonel Davees. But how will they fair in a gun fight that they have brought knives to?

After an unexpected early morning visit from the sinister slave driver, Colonel Davees, the party is now on the road to retrieve his daughter from kidnapping bandits in order to settle a debt he has placed on them.

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After joining up with the Society of Dave, the party, along with Naomi and Cali the Calico, go off on a secret mission with Lieutenant Dave and the Dave of Daves. But what do these leader have in store for their new Dave recruits, and what do they really want them for? Music by: Bassfi3nd Solo Project.

Settling into the city of Toobeetell, the party decides to have a little fun and see what is going on with the Society of Dave. In the company of some interesting companions, they make their way to the Hall of Dave. Are these Daves as harmless as they seem, or does something sinister lurk beneath the surface? Music by Bassfi3nd. Hall of Dave inspired by @Vana1895 on Twitter.

After a harrowing fight with Sir Havel the Strong and a shocking revelation for Lila, the party travels with a young Andre into the thriving metropolis of Toobeetell. But all is not as it seems in this densely populated city. What secrets and adventures await the Time Walkers here? Only Time will tell.

Bobblin the Gobblin has grown used to his recurring nightmare, but what happens when that sleeping fantasy that plagues him on a nightly basis bleeds over into the real world?  Writing, Narration, Voice Acting, and Editing done by Kyle Lawhorn  Music by Bassfi3nd Solo Project

After a heart-wrenching trip through time and space, the party finds themselves brought back together in yet another time, and place, much different than their own. What challenges await them in this next stage of their journey? Only time will tell.

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With the God of the Hunt, Fennricc, slain by the party, our heroes take an interlude through time itself.

Fennricc is upon them. They party, along with a small army of brave souls, march out to face the dog son of Magnair the Mighty. Will their bravery be enough to defy a god and his horde of fanatic followers?

Fennricc is coming. The party has very little time to prepare to face him and no time to rest. As they go about the survivors camp in the desecrated city of Stonehedge, trying to get ready for the impending battle with a God looming over them all, they start to see some familiar faces. Faces that make no sense to see. 

After dying at the hands of Magnair the Mighty only to wake up not dead, the party finds themselves in a destroyed ghost city surround by people who believe that they are dogs and mysterious little girls filled with magical powers. Realizing that the city is in fact Nix's home, a familiar goblin hails them from a nearby rooftop. Leader of the tattered militia for the city, Boblin has aged forty years even though it has only been a day since Nix saw him. But there is no time to examine why time has warped the way it has, because Boblin needs the groups help saving his people, the hunt is on, and Fennricc's Lieutenant is out for blood. 

After experiencing violent ends at the hands of Magnair the Mighty, Nix, Dove, and Talon are ripped from the jaws of death and find themselves at the feet of the mysterious Dusdain in the middle of decrepit city. The eerie sound of hoarse howls and broken barks come from all around them, and when they hear a cry for help, they are forced into action. The Hunt is on, but who is hunting who?

A mysterious force has ripped three strangers out of their lives and brought them together, but for what purposes? What could this old man and even older woman want?

Join us on this pilot episode as the adventure begins for four unlikely 'heroes'. Special thanks to Bassfi3nd for his musical talents and help.