Scotchtalk Podcast

Sean Coaxes Chris Back From the Edge With Sweet Potatoes/ Opening Theme/Intro/ Cat Blanche/ Dances With Dogs/ On Meatloaf and Raccoons/ This Place is a Zoo/ Chick Magnet of Sorts/ Throw The Cat a Bone/ Closing Theme/Credits Music for Season 4 Episode 6: "Robots Unite!"--Area 47/ "Rise of Dr. Mean"--Area 47

Track Listing for Season 4 Episode 5: Sean Floats the Possibility of Being the Eternal Bane of Chris's Existence/ Opening Theme/Intro/ No Rapture for Rover/ Adventure at the House of Satin/ You Never Forget Your First/ Sean of the Dead 2/ Life Finds a Way/ Doggone Liquor/   Music: "Elefunk"--Amaxxx Studios

Sean Calls Out Chris for His Inebriated Vocab Opening Themeintro Insanitize Breakfast Epiphanies Desperate Times You gonna Wipe That Naked and Afraid Drain Hoppers Fan Requests from Mom   Music--"Circuitry in the Air"--Area 47 "Re: I'm Sorry"--Area 47

Track Listing for Scotch Talk Season 4 Episode 3: Sean comes to a sad realization/ Intro/Opening Theme/ Atomic Wedgie/ Even Bullies Evolve/ New Fad Diet/ Road Rage Rules/ We Miss Prank Calls/ Crash and Burns/   Music:"Circuitry in the Air"--Area 47 "Lena's Kitchen"--Area 47

Track Listing for Scotch Talk Season 4 Episode 2: Sean is attracted to Heather's Bust/ Opening Theme/Intro/ Hey You Dropped Something/ Make Sean Laugh/ Racial Attention/ Make Up Sex/ What's a Freaknik?/ Weapon of Choice/ Momma Said Knock You Out/ Amateur Rodeo/ Closing Credits/ Music: "Enter the Stealth Assassin"--Area 47/ "hauling Them Bricks"--Area 47  

The Scotch Talk Gang toasts those moments where we get it all wrong.

Track Listing for Season 3 Episode 10: Sean leaves momentarily hoping we would have compelling things to say about him in his absence, returns, and is disappointed/ Opening theme/intro/ Carnal Cars/ Brick Does not Bluff/ Leisure Suit Werewolf/ Pet Serenade/ Good Brick Hunting/ A Mother's Triumph/ Cycle Bluff/ Rock Ballad Nostalgia/ Music: "Mischieviously, We Creep Down The Stairs"--Area 47/ "Batch 113"--Area 47

Track List for Scotch Talk Season 3 Episode 9--Open Bar: Whistle Challenge/ Opening Theme/Intro/ Jerry Vs. The Man/ Kids on Kids on Kids/ Scotch Talk Lexicon/ Byron Visits Shakedown Street/ Whistle Showdown/ The Gleeking Geek/ Chicken Dance/ Music: "Get Lost (Instrumental Version)"--Area 47

Track Listing for Season 3 Episode 8--Childhood: On the Table/ Opening Theme/intro/ Camp Phobia/ Chuck E Sleaze/ Cad Gets Mad/ Having a Ball/ Intro to Vulgarity/ Kindergarten Kerfuffel/ Ode to Spencer/ Barber Ballyhoo/ Music: "The Golf Cart Incident (instrumental version)"--Area 47

Track Listing for Season 3 Episode 7: A Bunch of Savings/ Opening Theme/Intro/ Cuisine-ex/ Drinking Problem/ Hawsenridah/ Phantom Feces/ Real Men Grow Beards/ Relax, It's a Cat/ That's What She Said...REALLY/ Whistle While You Work/ Music: "Go Kat Go!"--Area 47

Track Listing for Season 3 Episode 6: Stay Tuned/ Opening Theme/Intro/ Game Got You/ Nicely Put/ The Dreaded Dreads/ Facial Glitch/ Wonder Blunder/ The Rise and Fall of a King/ Music: "J. Lancaster Makes His Rounds"--Area 47

Track Listing for Season 3 Episode 5: Byron calls out Chris for Slamming Him/ Opening Theme/Intro/ Altar Boy's Journal/ Chris Missed Play/ Clowns For Christ/ Funnier in Church/ St. Francis Fire/ Theologians' Forum/ Were We Ever That Young?/ Music: "Forgive Us O Lord"--Area 47

Track Listing for Season 3 Episode 4: Sean is on "E"/ Opening Theme/Intro/ Courtshipping Mishaps/ High School Forensics/ High School Hijinks/ Jerry's Generous Justice/ Toilet Mint/ School Spirit/ Birmingham Bollywood/ Tales from the Toilet/ Music: "Dogs in the Park"--Area 47            "The Silent Ballad of Icarus Part 3"--Area 47

Track Listing for Season 3 Episode 3: The Scotch Talk Gang Learns Creepy Vocabulary/ Opening Theme/ Intro/ Viva Las Laser/ Carnival Atmosphere Part 1/ Bully For You/ You Can Lead a Horse/ Carnival Atmosphere Part 2/ Code Orange Bully Alert/ Carnival Atmosphere Part 3/ Music: "Danger Dance"--Area 47

Track Listing for Season 3 Episode 1: Letting It All Hang Out/ Opening Theme/Intro/ It's Worth a Shot/ A Knight for a Caper/ All Terrain Stupidity/ Trout In Doubt/ White Dirt and Gatorade/ Jerry's First Gig/ A Little Squirt/ Music: "General Electric"--Jerry Chapman

Track Listing for Season 3 Episode 1: Working Some Chicken Through/ Opening Theme /Intro/ Spawned From Greatness/ The Accidental Skinhead/ Dude, That's My Sister/ Momma Throws YOU From the Train/ Uncle Basement and the House Squaw/ In the Nick of Name/ Music: "A Crooner No Sooner"--Area 47

Track Listing for Season 2 Episode 10: Behind The Scenes at Scotch Talk Oreos and Salsa Rated R (For Ridiculous) Monkey Man Mayhem The Golf Cart Incident Fried Steel Magnolias Traffic Solutions Super Duper Villainy Music:  "Mmmmm Spacey"--Area 47              "Fatty on the See Saw"              "Waltz Schmaltz"              "Shuffleiscious"

Track Listing For Season 2 Episode 9 Utterly Macabre Weekend at Bernie's/ Opening Theme/Intro/ King Geek/ Back or Forth?/ The Alabama Investigator/ Hell Hole Hullaballoo/ Bustghosters/ Doppelgangbang/ Music: "The Lastest Starfighter"--Area 47

Track Listing for Season 2 Episode 8: The Spectre of Amanda Ravenhawk/ Opening Theme/Intro/ The Paulocaust/ Swamp Hoes/ Skank Productions/ Tough Room/ Music:  "Mongolian Me"--Area 47

Track Listing for Season 2 Episode 7: Too Hot for Scotch Talk/ Opening Theme/Intro/ Chappy and Sons/ Granny For a Roommate/ Chappy and Sons Part 2/ A Grapple a Day/ Release the Choke/ Music:  "Nasty ol' Funk"--Aaron MacDonald

Track Listing for Season 2 Episode 6: Osama Bin Wankin'/ Opening Theme/Intro/ It's Ok to Dream/ Arachnophobic/ Chicken of the Sea/ So I Had This Dream/ The White Shadow/ Mosh Pity/ Music: "Elephunk"--Aaron MacDonald

Track Listing for Season 2 Episode 5: Chris Shares Concerns About Exposing Himself/ Opening Theme/Intro/ Happy, Sad, or Just Creepy?/ Trying Not To Laugh/ One Stop Arsonist/ Unhappy Go Unlucky/ In-class Resurrection/ Music: "Crunchy Dark"--Area 47

Track Listing for Season 2 Episode 4: Byron in the Game/ Opening Theme/Intro/ Bro-hugs or No-hugs/ Handful of Potential/ Pipe Down, Sean!/ R-word/ That Came Out Wrong/ Music: "Naughty Gras"--Area 47

Track Listing for Season 2 Episode 3: One Foot in Hell/ Opening Theme/Intro/ Case of the Case/ Chris Crash/ Bombardment/ Folly Ball/ Humor Equals Humiliation/ Being More Flexible/ Music: "Funky Sunrise"--Area 47/ "Night at the Rave"--Area 47

Track Listing for Season 2 Episode 2: Vocabulary Lesson/ Opening Theme/Intro/ Bad Mood Food/ Bible Thumper Stumper/ Fish-Burp Free/ Muzak Attack/ That Didn't Register/ That's Out of Line/ Music: "Ro Knows (instrumental version)"--Area 47

Track Listing for Season 2 Ep. 1: The Ubiquity of Wood/ Opening Theme/Intro/ The Big Game/ Your Cat's a Dick/ My Favorite Toy/ Pets or Pests/ A Failure to Communicate/ Music:  "Rhymes With Time (Instrumental Version)"--Area 47

Track Listing for Bonus Episode: Make-up, Shoes, and Self-inflicted Misery/ Baking Soda/ Chris's Superpowers and Banjo Kryptonite/ Music:  "Walking in the Bass-ment"--Area 47/ Guest Producer--Lindsay Carnohan

Track Listing for Episode 10: Doc Brown frantically tells Byron how important it is that he goes to a strip club/ Opening Theme/Intro/ How She Moves/ Grilled Sleaze/ Y2K With the Champ/ Mickey Mantle's Magic Moment/ More Than He Bargained For/ Tactless Tango/ It's 'Cause I'm Black/ Music:  "Hamp"--Jerry Chapman/              "Corn Pop"--Area 47

Track Listing for Episode 9: Bubba Begins/ Towel Scowl/ Extra Antchovies/ Enter Aaron/ Redneck and Wildboy/ Credits/Closing Theme/ "Bubba"/ Music: "Bubba" (Instrumental Version)--Area 47/             "Bubba" (Full Version)--Area 47/

Track Listing for Episode 8: The Names Have Been Changed to Protect the Innocent/ Intro/Opening Theme/ Juggalo Inservice/ Hey, It's a Job/ Unstable Mabel/ Punks R Us/ Fired...and Going to Hell/ McClane-ing/ Closing Theme/Credits/ Music:  "Arpeggiotastic"--Area 47/              "Beating a Synthesizer with a Hammer"--Area 47/

Track Listing for Episode 7: Jerry Mistakenly Conflates The Watchmen and an Actor from the Partridge Family/ Intro/Opening Theme/ Quirks and Heroes/ The Face-raker/ Costume Conundrum/ Shirts Close to our Hearts/ Mean Girls/ Punkass/ The Dark Knightmare/ Closing theme/Credits/ Music:  "Chapsploitation"--Jerry Chapman/              "Piano Soundscape"--Area 47/              "WTF"--Area 47

Track Listing for Episode 6: Chris stirs it up among the gang for his own amusement/ Intro/Opening Theme/ The Public Poop/ It Just Takes a Drop/ Jenkem/ Good Morning Sunshine/ A Tip From Q/ Unforgettable/ Closing theme/Credits/ Music: "IV Drip of Funk"--Area 47/             "Slam Jam"--Area 47/             "Number Two Soundscape"--Area 47/

Track Listing for Episode 5: Sean and Chris Shamelessly and Mockingly Make Fun of Jerry's Advanced Years Intro/Theme Boiled Green Tomatoes Schmuck In Luck Burns Brothers' Bogus Bagel Blunder Outsourcing Fans Jesus Crust Ideas For a Better World? Music:  "Circuitry in the Air"--Area 47              "Koy in a Socket"--Area 47              "Koy on a Hibachi"--Area 47

Track listing for Episode 4: Byron engages in sudden non-sequitur that is utterly devoid of subtlety...up in Sean's face Intro and Theme The Patron Saint of Surly Jerry's Moonlight "Snota" Feeling the Breeze Seinfeld Was Right Man Practice Paranoid Polaroid Credits/Closing theme Music:  "Going to the Market"--Area 47              "Cirque du Shame"--Area 47

Track listing for Episode 3 Chris shamelessly and mockingly edits Sean's Q-tip comments out of context Intro and Theme The Real Reason for Traffic Pearls from Dad Majoring in Masturbation Geez, Get a Room Excremerotic Don Knottmare Credits/Closing Theme Music: "Untitled Soundscape"--Area 47

Track Listing for Episode 2: Chris shamelessly and mockingly mimics Jerry/ Intro and theme/ Am I Changing Yet?/ How Vampires Suck/ Gee, We Bored/ Warning From the Wise/ iConfess/ Werebrother/ The One Inch Punch/ Credits/Closing Theme/  Music:  "Black Coffee"--Jerome Chapman/             "Haunted House"--Area 47

Track listing for Episode 1: Gotta Check in/ Theme and intro/ The Tell-tale Moth/ Monkey Butlers/ Bigfoot and Wildboy/ A Gerbil's Tale/ A Reptile Dysfunction/ Jerry's Jockey Journey/ Kitty Carmageddon/ Music: "Scotch on a Plane" --Area 47