Sol'd Out! Unofficial Podcast of the Austin Sol

After throwing props to Mama Walker for her grape de-stemming game, we bring Sol All-Star #23 Kyle Henke (fresh off his 21st birthday) into the fold for a discussion about iPhone "read receipts" and why he uses them; how to set up a Roth IRA; and what family dinners are like at the Henke household. Also, Nice D inexplicably, foolishly, unnecessarily picks a fight with #14 Jerrod Wolfe.

This week, Dr. Flatty and Nice D! team up WITHOUT Mr. Whammo (away on travel with the Austin Torch) and without a guest. After recovering from a fairly aimless first 3 minutes, we try out new segments such as “Whatcha Think Nash Mock Is Doin’ Right Now?” However, the main thrust of the episode is a Narrated Slideshow of some of this year’s best Sol game photos. We know what you’re thinking: “Hey idiots, this is a podcast, WE CAN’T SEE THE PHOTOS YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT.” To which we say “HARRY, I TOOK CARE OF IT…” So here’s the deal. While you’re listening to the episode, go to our Sol’d Out Facebook page and follow along with the photo album we uploaded.

Our guest this week tore his ACL in the first game of the season, and this week he joins us just days after surgery. #20 Chase Cunningham! All drugged up and ready to slur his way through topics such as: the identity of the @LordWalchclaw twitter handle (we're getting closer by the day), the Sol team group chat (adorably titled "Swole2k19"), and his Sol mate, Keivaun Waugh. Plus, we play another round of "How Old Is Bobby Lewis?". And finally, since Chase has got some time to kill while he recovers, we dip into some arts and crafts in a little segment we call "Paintin' on Painkillers" where we all draw portraits of #24 Rory Orloff. For some reason.

We have former Sol coach and Player Michael “Tank” Natenberg on the podcast this week, and though some unfortunate microphone problems plague much of his track, we decided to do our best with it and release it anyway. Apologies for the weird audio, but it’s most likely the result of some cosmic retribution for recording a podcast without our dear co-host Dr. Flatball (although he does show up for the last 15 minutes). ANYWAY…Tank Topics include: awkward conversations with Mason Wuensch, Kiran Thomas’ morning basketball routine, Jerrod Wolfe’s love of “Jack Reacher” novels, body-language mind games, what it was like shifting from the Ultimate Frisbee Grind to the Dad Grind, and his latest passion: cooking beans for hours on end.

#33 Ryan Purcell and Sol founding owner Patrick Christmas join us in episode 5 for a conversation about (among other things) which Sol player would have the most success wrangling a wild runaway moose from the field of play. Other topics include Patrick’s flip flops (he hates it when you call them “flip-flops”) and Ryan’s reputation as the "most accessorized" Sol player. Plus, we advise our guests on how to run their business more better, and ask them the questions you submitted on twitter!

Corey Mika joins us this week and shares his Rudy-esque story. Dude has only been playing Ultimate for 3 years and this is his second year playing professionally. Topics include his approach to fouling Dalton Smith from the Dallas Roughnecks, his deep appreciation for "Bobby Lewis's big flick", his critique of Walch's stall-count, and much more. Plus, Dr. Flatball shares his pip of whiskey, Mr. Whammo overhears some serious Jake Reinhardt heckling last week in the Sol stands, and Nice D's temper gets the best of him when he lashes out uncontrollably at the recent Sol'd Out haters on Reddit.

It took us 4 years to have #7 Jason Holleran onto the podcast, and he gives us a whole bunch of shit for it. Also in this episode, we talk Pocket Crombie’s (Matt Bierschenk’s) Paris Proposal, Jerrod Wolfe’s farmer’s tan, Walch’s new and TOTALLY RIGHTEOUS "husky voice", and some actual frisbee stuff like Stephen Darrow’s coaching style. And we build a Sol “Mr. Potato Head”, which is a superplayer comprised of different body parts from different Sol players.

Dr. Flatball, Nice D, and Mr. Whammo are BACK AT IT here in season 4! In episode 1 we take you through the entire Sol roster and make fun of the players' photos. Also, we hand out the following new nicknames: "Pocketcrombie", "Turkey Bacon", "Pete Starkel", and more! Plus, we come up with the best Sol merch idea of all time, hand down. Also, somebody give us $150-$200. Lookin' at you, Matt Henke.

If you can get past some quick episodes of “Your Name’s David?” and “Doin’ The Math”, you’ll be rewarded with the masterful storytelling of two delightful Irish lads who joined the Sol this season: Sam “Smurph” Murphy and Ferdia Rogers. 22 years old, living above a bar on sixth street, they are Ice Cream men by day and professional ultimate players by weekend. In this episode: Smurph perfectly impersonates obnoxious American accents, Ferdia gets mad at Loskorn for not accepting a sock-wrestling challenge, Flatty tests the lads’ knowledge of American pop culture (come for Ferdia's Nascar talk and stay for Smurph’s Bill Clinton history lesson!), Wham-o asks their opinion of Jonathan Nethercutt, and Nice D repeatedly tries to bring the conversation back to Walch, whom he ends up comparing--and not for the first time--to Jesus Christ. Also: A new segment called “Facts about Max,” a harmonized "Matt Henke Chant,” and Nice D’s impression of Dougal, announcer for the Sol Livestreams.

In this Sol’d Out: Ethan Pollack stoops to our level and joins us for a conversation on topics ranging from the Russian ballet to Leonardo DaVinci. Plus, Dr. Flatball plays bagpipes with his throat!

In this week’s episode of Sol’d Out! — Kyle Henke drinks 4 red bulls so he doesn’t miss some bullshit class, Flatball grills Tyler Chiu on his favorite snack during a “Sol Call”, Nice D wonders why his apartment smells like brisket, and Mr. Whammo tells Aubrey Davis he better get back to his car or else his dogs might die. PLUS, another episode of "Your Name's David??"

On episode 4 of this season’s Sol’d Out podcast: Michael Matthis gets a new nickname (“Yardsworth Shitlohduhflipz”), Laura Landis talks Torch-lighting, Flatball grills our guest on the legitimacy of his cultural heritage, and Matthis chooses the movie “Hitch”. And so much more.

In this week’s Sol’d Out Podcast: Bjorn teaches us how to eat Hot Wings, Bigley chooses hypothetical legal representation from the Sol Roster, Nice D compares himself to Kiran, Mr. Whammo forms a plan to get funding from the AUDL, and so much more!

In this episode of Sol’d Out: Elliott’s calf measurements, featured player segment on the big guy with the Z last name, Nice D brags about Tank being his friend, and we debut “Take Me Out To The Sol Game.” Also, we shockingly forget to talk about Henke’s buzzer-beater.

Sol'd Out! is BACK for Season 3! Kick off the 2018 Austin Sol season with your hosts Dr. Flatball, Mr. Whammo and Nice D! The Sol are a professional ultimate frisbee team in the AUDL South Division. *features some explicit language.

On the season finale of Sol’d Out Season 2, we bring in Coach Edith Teng, rookie phenom Mick Walter (aka McWalter aka Mr. Larson), and--lurking in the shadows, speaking infrequently and without a microphon--Walch! Edith’s thoughtful and deeply-considered answers to serious frisbee questions lend a legitimacy to Sol’d out that we are unused to. Also, McWalter relives his first year as a pro (including a thrilling recounting of his Callahan), and Walch shatters our hearts by informing us that he won’t be joining our Sol’d Out mixed club team because he is “already committed to Doublewide”. And for our "Sol Call", we dial up Bigley (aka “Brian”) and talk carpentry, dog-ownership, and more.

Did you guys know that Jason Best has a Doctorate? And that his origin story about Andrew Walch is the most Walchy thing you’ve ever heard? And that Matthis is a huge shit-talker but he does it by being nice? Also…Chris Brooks gets a new nickname: "Quick Books". Also, Nice D! wants to start a podcast with Rory and ex-player Wildcat, called “Tequila Mockingbird”. Also, Edith is the best at making up Road trip games.

In this episode of Sol'd Out we invite #49 Caleb Denecour into the Sol'd Out studio to say goodbye to us, the fans, and to this great city of Austin. Along the way he helps us answer important questions such as "Which Sol member would be most likely to binge-watch the Fast and Furious franchise?". He also pits your hosts Mr. Whamo, Nice D, and Dr. Flatball against each other in a high-stakes game of rock-paper-scissors for a chance to win his game jersey. Plus, we discuss the Jax Cannons, Chase's awesome trip-and-fall pull from last game, and much much more.

The Official Unofficial podcast of the Austin Sol, the greatest Ultimate Frisbee Team this world has ever seen. On this episode of Sol’d Out: Nice D gives Aubrey Davis the nickname “Buddha Loose”; Doug Richardson rejects Dr. Flatball's Sol Call, but Paul “Stark Knight” Starkel picks up the slack; we play Sol Girlfriend trivia; and we recap our experience in Jacksonville when the mighty Dallas Roughnecks finally fell, and where Mr. Whamo won a half-time contest clad in his Walch jersey.

On this episode of Sol’d Out!…A Sol Call to Carson Wilder; a recap of the shoot we did with Michael Matthis for his player profile; Flatball and Nice D start a Jason Best chant; Wham-O tries to talk about a team other than the Sol and gets SMACKED down; plus….Sol’d Out helps deliver DJ and Shelby Loskorn’s new baby!

The Official Unofficial media outlet for the Austin Sol, aka the world's greatest Ultimate Frisbee team. Join your hosts Nice D, Dr. Flatball, and Mr. Wham-O as we...brag a lot about having some of the players' phone numbers and sometimes even talking to them socially; recount the story of Nice D gifting Walchclaw's Sol jersey to Mr. Wham-O this past Christmas; listen to Dr. Flatball whisper tender words of goodbye to Sol players who have moved to other teams; witness Nice D FLIPPING OUT when he sees Dylan Freechild spike the disc close to a laid-out Carson Wilder's face; plus rookie Brandon Dial gets "Sol Called" (a new segment), and Mr. Wham-O debuts a new bit that we're calling "Wham-O's Info-Dump", in which he shares league gossip he's gleamed from social media perusal during his toilet time. Also we debut our new podcast "reset" strategy for when things get too far in the weeds and we need to swing the discussion over to the break-side.

The thrilling conclusion to the Jeff Loskorn/Terry Youngman episode, in which we actually get pretty deep about the sport of Ultimate. The past, present, and particularly the future.

After we try to make sense of the AUDL playoff picture, and after a "Walchclaw Storytime Excellent” segment, we bring in Sol handler extraordinaire DJ Jeff Loskorn and assistant coach Terry Jungman. We cover a LOT of stuff in this episode…including another “Marry, F***, Kill” segment and a “Which-Sol-Player-Is-Which-Teenage-Mutant-Ninja-Turtle” segment…so we split it into two parts. Oh there’s also something we kept in and turned up the audio for, and it will probably weird you out a little bit.

Fresh off the Austin Sol's overtime victory against the Jerksonville Can't-Wins, we have Michael Matthis and Chase Cunningham in the Sol'd Out Studios for a mind-blowing discussion of all things Sol. Ever wondered which Sol members correspond to which Star Wars characters? How 'bout which Scooby Doo characters? Wanna hear why Cunningham and Matthis will heretofore be called "Dangle and Snatch"? It's all here, folks.

In this week’s “Sol’d Out”, Dr. Flatball, Mr. Whamo, and Scoober Steve sit down with Austin Sol speedster Lucky Mosola. (Nice D! sat this one out with a bad cough). Topics include the Sol's bludgeoning of the Car-Lot Sex Breath (Charlotte Express) this past weekend; Michael Matthis' Sportscenter highlight layout D; Lucky's journey from Boston to South Africa to Houston to the Austin Sol; What it was like trying out for the Austin Sol; A possible plan to kidnap ESPN announcer Evan Lepler in a canoe for some reason; Sol'd Out's complicated relationship with the AUDL; and Lucky makes a promise to do an endzone celebration in the Bounce House. ALSO...Lucky lets slip that there is an Austin Sol Group Me Chat and we BEG HIM TO LET US IN.

In this week’s episode, we bring in guest host “Scoober Steve” to help recap the 35-23 Austin Sol victory over The “Nerdsville Not-Walch”s (aka the “Nashville NightWatch”). Topics include: Possibly applying for a Sol’d Out Credit Card; a good-natured shoe-fight that took place underneath the bleachers during Saturday’s game; an analysis of the assist-scoring flow chart found on the Sol website; Hypotheses regarding Purcell’s cultural heritage: a "Featured Player" segment on Loskorn; Joel “High & Tight” Clutton’s huge sky; and more!

On the first of TWO Sol’d Out podcasts to be released this week, we bring Austin Sol players Chris “Wildcat” Sackmann and Rory “Story” Orloff into the studio the night before the Austin Sol’s road trip to Dallas, where they’ll take another shot at beating the undefeated Roughnerds--*ahem*--Roughnecks. Topics include: Wildcat’s controversial opinion on elbowing players in the face; Which player would Rory decide to eat if the team plane crashed in the Andes?; Wildcat’s controversial opinion on the AUDL; a “Rory Story” about finally winning nationals that one time in Florida; Wildcat’s controversial opinion on charging kids $20 for a high-five; Rory’s editorial on robots and the fate of humankind; Wildcat’s controversial desire to fight Jerrod Wolfe in a 45 minute samurai sword battle; and A LOT more. Way too much more. This was a real treat folks, but it’s not an episode we’d say is necessarily “safe for work”. Or kids.

Join your hosts "Dr. Flatball", "Nice D!", and "Mr. Wham-O" on the Sol'd Out podcast! In which we recount the Sol's April 24th matchup against the Jacksonville Canons. Topics include the Jacksonville coach's rage boner, Lucky's layouts, our tall guy being better than their tall guy(Ethan Pollack!), Wildcat's backwards swagger, and a "Rory Story" segment with Rory Orloff's dad Joe. Plus, exclusive interviews with Walchclaw just after he gets out of the bathroom, Mathis (who confessed his enthusiasm for the Sol'd Out podcast!), Sol owner Patrick Christmas, and a closer look at Ryan Purcell's dossier. Sol'd Out! is a fan-based media outlet dedicated to covering the Austin Sol pro ultimate frisbee team. Capable? Sometimes. Informed? Kinda. STOKED ON THE SOL? YES. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @SoldOutUlti

Join your hosts "Dr. Flatball", "Nice D!", and "Mr. Wham-O" on the Sol'd Out podcast! In which we recount the Sol's home opener against the Dallas Roughnecks. Topics include Walchclaw (which is a frikkin PALENDROME NICKNAME), Michael Mathis and his prolific filmography and sign-aggression, Chase Cunningham and that BS excessive celebration call he was penalized for, and other stuff like seeing ultimate frisbee friends in civilian clothes (very disorienting) and a creepy idea for a video blog segment called "Calves at the Halves" Sol'd Out! is a fan-based media outlet dedicated to covering the Austin Sol pro ultimate frisbee team. Capable? Sometimes. Informed? Kinda. STOKED ON THE SOL? YES. Follow us on Twitter @SoldOutUlti