The Jack and Marc Show

Jack and Marc delve into the ancient biblical craft of magic. Listen to how Hannibal made Elephants disappear. (Or wait, maybe that's in part 2).   They also use Gorilla Masks to escape the law.

Jack and Marc try to figure out how to clean the shit out of diapers for money. Failing that, they transform into Sanford & Son.

Jack and Marc give an accurate account of the invention of swimming.

Jack and Marc struggle in their latest business endeavour. owning a junk yard. They simply can't get the lingo down.

Jack and Marc tell the story of Jack and Marc, who open a Junk Yard. They are at a disadvantage because they don't know the proper lingo!!!

Jack and Marc reveal the secrets behind how weathermen get all the chicks.

Jack and Marc give the real story of Hannibal, and his trick of making elephants disappear.

Jack and Marc give an accurate account of the Battle of the Old South.   Song - Mother Earth, You Shook Me, You Gotta Move, Air on a Tape Loop

Jack and Marc give the history of one of the most famous pairs of sleuths, Head Cheese and Cheese Head Bronchitis, and their rivals, Dr. Maybe and Might Be, Anvil Head Browser, 

Jack and Marc give the REAL history of fire fighting, introducing such well known characters as Astro Plebis, Placenta Frank. Astro Thesis, Astro Clevis (the man who felt women's breasts should be separated), Archie Medes, lesser known brother of Acrhimedes, and the five Victors - who came up with the phrase "To the Victor goes the Spoils". (Of course they always argued about who invented it). Then there's Arstawdle - (lesser known brother of Aristotle), who came up with the notion that every thing was made of Adams.   Interspersed with this history of Fire, it's the history of Viking Conquest, and the cultural legacy they left, Viking Poetry - Poetry than can kill. They introduce such characters as Eric Red Bottom, aka Big Fuck Eric, Marmalade Scraper

Jack and Marc give a TRUE account of the alternate legend of King Arthur - King Carl, a two dimensional man living in a three dimensional world. There's a little known connection between King Carl and Robin Hood - not that Robin Hood.   It's Carlian Legend.

Jack and Marc discuss the history of Jack's uncle, a hermit living in an abandoned Uniroyal Tire Manufacturing Plant.   They discuss the history of the Bible as written by Hutenberg, and the connected history of the Hill Billies, Hill Larries, Hill Barries and their cousins the Hill Berries.

Jack and Marc decipher unearthed scrolls to reveal the first detective of Ancient Egypt Foot Laurentian. Surprisingly, the scrolls were packed with jokes.   Coming off this hard work, they return from a well deserved vacation in Northern Manitoba. It's action packed, and they come back with new friends - Big Barnaby Wet Legs (aka Slosh Legs Fuck Head), his old girlfriend Effigy, and his new girlfriend, Big Ethel Moosehead Monsoon (aka Big Ether Shit Storm).   Returning to ancient Egypt, we hear the story of the other Christ - and the lesser known resurrection.    Coming to North America, we hear the real story of the American South and yet another religion, the Cavalry Calvinist Religion, their Three Commandments and their Winnebago. We hear about Ruby Faced Little Man and Hickory Sticks Burness (whose legs were replaced with the hickory spokes from a wagon wheel after a piranha accident.   Jack and Marc discuss their job moving things for the Hydro Carbon Mafia Family, how to get funding for science, and the demise of the Neanderthals because of a lack of knowledge of economics.

Jack and Marc give a how to lesson. How to get science funding.   In the second part, Jack and Marc discuss this history of computing, and the discovery of the Panama Canal.

Jack and Marc discuss the ancient history of public service announcements, from Jack's search for employment and his use of PSA's to find job (as a bank robber), back to the Neanderthals / homosapien Wars.  

Jack and Marc give and account of how the ancient Greeks created advertising, then, using that knowledge, figure out how to get funding of biblical science research, from Bill Gates!

Jack and Marc discuss the history of the modern monetary system, and how advertising keeps the big banks in power.

Jack and Marc explore the fall of Communism as more and more countries escape the clutches of Soviet Russia.

Jack and Marc learn the vernacular of Junk Yard dealers, following which they pay a visit to Cold Lake and discuss the rise of Lloyd and the Automotive Mafia.

Jack and Marc discuss the tragic history of Sparky T Dreamer. (Don't call him Sparko), from the loss of his vocal cords to the development of the "Pants on Fire" wonder weapon.

Jack gives Marc a history of how medicine evolved. In part 2, Jack and Marc explore and Egyptian Tomb.

Jack relates the story of his uncle, who became a wiseman, a hermit, entombed in an old, abandoned Uniroyal Tire Manufacturing Plant.   In Part two Jean Steinbeck, John's more famous brother, pays a visit, or rather his book, "The Wrathful Grapes" does.

Jack and Marc reenact the Viking Voyage to North America. You'll here from Big Fuck Eric and Marmalade  Scrapper   In Part II, Jack and Marc hide in the showing of God Father Part 38 to escape the ethanol family mobsters.

Jack and Marc discuss a possible reboot for the famed spy franshise.

Jack and Marc explore the history of Eastovia, Eastakovia and Eastavia, and how they left the USSR.

Jack and Marc give an account of how the West was won.

Jack tells Marc the Story of the greatest chicken to ever live.

Jack and Marc explore this history of comedy, as it emerged from the Egyptian Empire. Also, how to get science funding.

Jack and Marc relate the history of the South Western US, from the construction of the Huever Dam to the Winnebago based Calvary Calvinist Church, followed by a brief history their time working at a Casino.

Jack relates the story of his uncle, a chicken farmer who unleashed on the world the greatest chicken known to man.

A look at how public service announcements evolved from simple word of mouth transmission, (with the inherent dangers of confusing 'um' to 'the flat ass of a fat women') to heavy head hernia. 

Jack and Marc try their hand at running an automobile junkyard. Jack and Marc discuss the history of the chesterfield.

Jack and Marc tell us the story of King Carl and the Knights of the Coffee Table as well as the story Sparko T. Dreamer and the history of fighting fires.

Once again, the Greeks, the Phoenicians and the Egyptians play a prominent role in the history of awards.

Jack and Marc review the history of Bad Viking Poetry and Fire Fighting

Jack and Marc continue their discussion of magic, from Hannibal to Moses.

Jack and Marc explore a brief history of magic from chimpanzees to Hannibal, and the history of money laundering and the prestegeous Lesser Know Economic Award.    

Jack gives a brief history of his life from ordinary man to genius, and the story of the Peterborough Jail.

Jack and Marc visit Jack's Uncle who's been holed up in an abandoned Tire Factory for three decades. They look at the development of the Hutenberg Bible and the history of Hill Billies, Hill Larrys, Hill Barries and Hill Berries.

Jack and Marc discuss the influence of the Neanderthals and the Greeks in the history of news reporting.    They explore a few scandalous political events.

Jack and Marc, discuss the history of computing and the history of communism. Marc returns to the family vineyard after a year.

Jack and Marc conclude their study on how weather forecasting has changed throughout history and have a look at one of their former careers, bank robbery.

Jack and Marc: Start a Junk Yard, a Furniture Company,  and a Road Side Gas Station.

Jack and Marc explore the history of Weather Forecasting as their Lethargy Club Project.

Introduction Lloyd Automotive - head of the Automotive Mafia and a history of Dilly Dally (Salvador's Brother), and the Hill Larrys.

Jack and Marc try their hand at running a junk yard. Failing that, they try to secure some science funding.

Jack and Marc give the true account of the Periodic Table of the Elements, Light, and the Uncertainty Principle.   Oh, and Chandra Pasma gives a good drilling to Plantation Steve Lecce.

Jack and Marc continue with their discussion of Bad Viking Poetry. Also included is an account of Plantation Steve Lecce's lies in Queen's Park.

Jack and Marc explore the history of Pharmacies.

In the theoretical part of the show, Jack and Marc give a history of the art of persuasion, from the Greeks to Present Day. In the application, how to sell a car.

Jack and Marc carry on with the story of the development of the weapon of mass destruction - Bad Viking Poetry