The Mustache Rangers Podcast: Comedy | Sci-Fi | Improv

In a land influencers, the one without a phone is king. Wow, so profound. We should be influencers. Anyway, here's another Mustache Rangers podcast for you. It's about looking good and knowing it. The post The Glam Squad: Podcast Episode 272 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

Look at all of your beautiful, shining faces! The Mustache Rangers are back, just as you wished! The comedy podcast your parents told you about is, once again, a thing. Remember when your parents would get really dressed up and go out for the evening? They were going to a The Mustache Rangers improv show. […] The post Grant Wishes: Podcast Episode 271 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

Where is the thing when you need it? You know, the thing that cuts your food? No, not a knife. But there are no knives either. Where did all the utensils go? Are they all sitting dirty in the sink? We shouldn’t have to use our hands like hand animals. The Mustache Rangers go on a scavenger hunt in this episode. Buckle up your ear buds. The post Not By Pizza Things: Podcast Episode 270 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

Where is the thing when you need it? You know, the thing that cuts your food? No, not a knife. But there are no knives either. Where did all the utensils go? Are they all sitting dirty in the sink? We shouldn't have to use our hands like hand animals. The Mustache Rangers go on […] The post Not By Pizza Things: Podcast Episode 270 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

Stand-up comedy can be difficult. Unless you bring all your co-workers. Then they’ll all pretend that you did a great job when they see you at work the next day. But what if you put secret recording devices on all your co-workers to hear what they really think of you? That would be expensive. If you’re considering a life of stand-up comedy, you do not have the money for these things. Just assume your co-workers are liars. This Mustache Rangers podcast is about stand-up comedy. Eat it up with your brain tubes. The post Stand Up: Podcast Episode 269 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

Stand-up comedy can be difficult. Unless you bring all your co-workers. Then they'll all pretend that you did a great job when they see you at work the next day. But what if you put secret recording devices on all your co-workers to hear what they really think of you? That would be expensive. If […] The post Stand Up: Podcast Episode 269 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

Suprise. The post Return of the King: Podcast Episode 268 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

Suprise. The post Return of the King: Podcast Episode 268 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

The Mustache Rangers defeat Smaug in the gripping conclusion to the trilogy based loosely on the works of J.R.R. Tolkien. Thank you all. The post One Last Time: Podcast Episode 267 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

The Mustache Rangers defeat Smaug in the gripping conclusion to the trilogy based loosely on the works of J.R.R. Tolkien. The post One Last Time: Podcast Episode 267 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

This is the second to last episode of the Mustache Rangers podcast. It’s about doing the laundry. Sort of. Enjoy it or don’t. It’s all the same to the universe. Enjoy. The post The Desolation of the Mustache Rangers: Podcast Episode 266 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

This is the second to last episode of the Mustache Rangers podcast. It's about doing the laundry. Sort of. The post The Desolation of the Mustache Rangers: Podcast Episode 266 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

A whodunit the likes of which John Grisham only dreamed. Phooneybaum and Bastidious must rack their brains to figure out the culprit in the daring unicorn figurine breakage case. Could it be the butler or the chamber maid? Or perhaps the scorned lover! You’ll have to listen to find out. P.S. It is neither of those. The post Pop Culture Wars: Podcast Episode 265 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

A whodunit the likes of which John Grisham only dreamed. Phooneybaum and Bastidious must rack their brains to figure out the culprit in the daring unicorn figurine breakage case. Could it be the butler or the chamber maid? Or perhaps the scorned lover! You'll have to listen to find out. P.S. It is neither of […] The post Pop Culture Wars: Podcast Episode 265 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

Some episodes of the Mustache Rangers are great for the whole family. This is not one of them. This is for kids only. No, wait. The other way around. This is specifically not for children. That would have been a mess, huh? Glad we fixed that. In this episode, Phooneybaum tries to guess what is in the Commander Major’s box. That’s about it. The Mustache Rangers probably had an amazing space adventure directly before or after this episode. No matter. You get to hear box talk. Listen with your side orifices. The post Ready, Set, Wang: Podcast Episode 264 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

Some episodes of the Mustache Rangers are great for the whole family. This is not one of them. This is for kids only. No, wait. The other way around. This is specifically not for children. That would have been a mess, huh? Glad we fixed that. In this episode, Phooneybaum tries to guess what is […] The post Ready, Set, Wang: Podcast Episode 264 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

We can all agree that motivational speakers are con artists and that workshops are scams. Unless those speakers or workshop leaders are from the Mustache Rangers. Then you’d be a fool not to pay any price demanded for the charisma and knowledge they provide. A workshop in its infancy and the wonders of Powerpoint lead the charge in this podcast episode, which takes the listener (you) behind the curtain of a Mustache Rangers brainstorming session. Put the sounds in your side head errors. The post Workshopping the Workshop: Episode 263 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

We can all agree that motivational speakers are con artists and that workshops are scams. Unless those speakers or workshop leaders are from the Mustache Rangers. Then you'd be a fool not to pay any price demanded for the charisma and knowledge they provide. A workshop in its infancy and the wonders of Powerpoint lead […] The post Workshopping the Workshop: Episode 263 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

When a podcast dies, the number of mourners at the funeral is equal to the number of iTunes reviews it has divided by 1,000. The 0.055 people at the Mustache Rangers podcast funeral made for a rather sad celebration, which is why the Mustache Rangers made the decision to give death. The Mustache Rangers are back to entertain and find another 0.150 people to show up at their funeral. Spread the word. Death is a choice! Fashion, confidence, and twirling are the subjects of this Mustache Rangers podcast episode. Also, an odd fascination with sun dresses. If you have any suggestions for the male equivalent of a sun dress, tell the Mustache Rangers on Twitter at @mustacherangers or on Facebook at http://facebook.com/mustacherangers. Enjoy this podcast with your head pits. The post Fancy Man: Podcast Episode 262 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

When a podcast dies, the number of mourners at the funeral is equal to the number of iTunes reviews it has divided by 1,000. The 0.055 people at the Mustache Rangers podcast funeral made for a rather sad celebration, which is why the Mustache Rangers made the decision to give death. The Mustache Rangers are […] The post Fancy Man: Podcast Episode 262 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

School is a very special time in a child’s life. It’s when they really learn how to be embarrassed. You think Uncle Rick tickling you until you wet your pants is shameful? Just wait until you express an individual sense of style! The Mustache Rangers explore teaching and testing in this podcast episode. Why don’t you share it with your neighbor? Sure, you only accidentally make eye contact with them when you’re both getting your mail at the same time. But they might like the podcast. Take that risk! The post Test Out: Podcast Episode 261 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

School is a very special time in a child's life. It's when they really learn how to be embarrassed. You think Uncle Rick tickling you until you wet your pants is shameful? Just wait until you express an individual sense of style! The Mustache Rangers explore teaching and testing in this podcast episode. Why don't […] The post Test Out: Podcast Episode 261 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

Misogyny and campfires are the main focus of this, the first Mustache Rangers podcast of 2013. We’re sorry we’ve been gone so long, but we were so anxious for Arrested Development to return we couldn’t concentrate. Did you know that misogyny still exists? And it’s mainly men who are the cause? Mainly manly men. Mainly many manly men. What were we talking about? Listen to the podcast already, and tell your friends. The post Massage: Podcast Episode 260 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

Misogyny and campfires are the main focus of this, the first Mustache Rangers podcast of 2013. We're sorry we've been gone so long, but we were so anxious for Arrested Development to return we couldn't concentrate. Did you know that misogyny still exists? And it's mainly men who are the cause? Mainly manly men. Mainly […] The post Massage: Podcast Episode 260 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

You may love time travel movies, but they don’t make any sense. Don’t worry about it. Your brain and the writer’s brain are too dumb to make heads or tails of time travel. It’s the limitation of this biological sponge in our head. You fill a sponge with protein lines and jab it with electricity and expect it to understand the flow and obstruction of time? If you do, then your sponge could use some extra electricity to the front part of the sponge part. Enjoy this week’s podcast, dummy. The post Give Up On Time Travel: Episode 259 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

You may love time travel movies, but they don't make any sense. Don't worry about it. Your brain and the writer's brain are too dumb to make heads or tails of time travel. It's the limitation of this biological sponge in our head. You fill a sponge with protein lines and jab it with electricity […] The post Give Up On Time Travel: Episode 259 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

Diet fads come and go as surely as the tides and bell bottoms. You can say “bootcut” but you’re not fooling anybody, the Gap. But getting back to diets, everyone is looking for the quick fix. The superfood or the magic bacteria that will eat your insides, but just enough so that you look pretty and your bowel movements smell like a kitten’s dreams. We’re here to tell you that the kitten bacteria doesn’t exist. The only way to properly manage your weight is with a calendar of some kind. One that berates you daily. It’ll say things like “how many doughnuts is that now” or “still putting off buying running shoes, huh?” If the calendar is correct about your laziness, you’ll feel bad and maybe make a change. If the calendar is wrong, you can feel better about yourself for being smarter than a calendar. Either way, improvements are made and you’ll start to feel better. This is for poor people only, of course. For rich people, get someone to stab the fat out of you. We think it’s called “surgery” or “insurgency.” Those words probably mean the same thing, like “flammable” and “inflammable.” So get insurgency already. The post Eat More: Podcast Episode 258 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

Diet fads come and go as surely as the tides and bell bottoms. You can say “bootcut” but you're not fooling anybody, the Gap. But getting back to diets, everyone is looking for the quick fix. The superfood or the magic bacteria that will eat your insides, but just enough so that you look pretty […] The post Eat More: Podcast Episode 258 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

Other people’s opinions are the topic of discussion in this Mustache Rangers podcast episode. Interesting fact. Did you know that everybody has an opinion? It’s true! Even babies are all, like, “what’s with all the light and the lack of amniotic fluid out here?” That was just translated with a baby translator, by the way. That’s probably why you haven’t heard about it in the news yet. Some people say “opinions are like assholes, everyone has their finger in one.” Stay away from those sorts of people. They really know how to mess up a good saying. They’re probably mixing up that nursery rhyme about Little Jack Horner and that saying about opinions. At least, that’s our opinion on the mattter. The post Opinions: Podcast Episode 257 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

Other people's opinions are the topic of discussion in this Mustache Rangers podcast episode. Interesting fact. Did you know that everybody has an opinion? It's true! Even babies are all, like, “what's with all the light and the lack of amniotic fluid out here?” That was just translated with a baby translator, by the way. […] The post Opinions: Podcast Episode 257 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

Cards, books, and money. Isn’t that really what the holidays are about? You receive cards that look good on your mantel until the year rolls over. You receive books that you’ll never read. Or you get a card full of money. Really, those are the only three options. Sure, there may be a bike thrown in for good measure when you’re younger. But beyond that, even as a baby who can’t read you get books. Why all the books, adults? We know that rabbits are furry. Do we really need Pat the Bunny to tell us this? If you can’t tell from looking at it that bunnies are soft, then you’re in for a lifetime of hardships. Or soft ships. You probably don’t want to use soft ships, or “rafts” as they are most commonly known. At least, not on the ocean. A raft is like a serving platter for sharks. What were we talking about? Oh yeah, the podcast. Listen to the new podcast. It’s about the holidays, we think. And happy Terrance Day to you. The post Holiday Cards: Podcast Episode 256 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

Cards, books, and money. Isn't that really what the holidays are about? You receive cards that look good on your mantel until the year rolls over. You receive books that you'll never read. Or you get a card full of money. Really, those are the only three options. Sure, there may be a bike thrown […] The post Holiday Cards: Podcast Episode 256 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

Hell and decorating are the topics of this Mustache Rangers podcast episode. More decorating than hell, but “go to decoration school” isn’t a very catchy podcast title. Maybe you have a better idea for a title. Well, you can shove it. We don’t want to hear it. Make your own damn podcast. Leave us along. Enjoy! The post Go to Hell: Podcast Episode 255 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

Hell and decorating are the topics of this Mustache Rangers podcast episode. More decorating than hell, but “go to decoration school” isn't a very catchy podcast title. Maybe you have a better idea for a title. Well, you can shove it. We don't want to hear it. Make your own damn podcast. Leave us along. […] The post Go to Hell: Podcast Episode 255 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

Andrew Zimmern, host of Bizarre Foods and the Go Fork Yourself podcast, takes time out of his busy schedule to deliver some very urgent news to the Mustache Rangers. Will it be food related news? Yes. Sorry, spoiler alert. You can see Andrew Zimmern live at HUGE Improv Theater, home of the Mustache Rangers, on December 10th at 8pm. You can find more information on seeing Andrew Zimmern or the Mustache Rangers on stage at hugetheater.com. The post Andrew Zimmern: Podcast Episode 254 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

Andrew Zimmern, host of Bizarre Foods and the Go Fork Yourself podcast, takes time out of his busy schedule to deliver some very urgent news to the Mustache Rangers. Will it be food related news? Yes. Sorry, spoiler alert. You can see Andrew Zimmern live at HUGE Improv Theater, home of the Mustache Rangers, on […] The post Andrew Zimmern: Podcast Episode 254 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

Security cameras, Big Brother, and ghosts invade the personal space of the Mustache Rangers in this podcast episode. This is the episode that was actually recorded for Halloween. Whoops? Enjoy it anyway. Don’t worry, there is no candy involved. You won’t have to suspend your disbelief too much. The post Secure: Podcast Episode 253 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

Security cameras, Big Brother, and ghosts invade the personal space of the Mustache Rangers in this podcast episode. This is the episode that was actually recorded for Halloween. Whoops? Enjoy it anyway. Don't worry, there is no candy involved. You won't have to suspend your disbelief too much. The post Secure: Podcast Episode 253 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

A podcast about politics the day before a major election? It’s like we planned this or something. Don’t worry. Your values won’t be challenged. It’s mostly talk about teeth and aspirations. You know, things you talk about every day. Anywho, enjoy this Mustache Rangers podcast episode. The post Get Political: Podcast Episode 252 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

A podcast about politics the day before a major election? It's like we planned this or something. Don't worry. Your values won't be challenged. It's mostly talk about teeth and aspirations. You know, things you talk about every day. Anywho, enjoy this Mustache Rangers podcast episode. The post Get Political: Podcast Episode 252 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

It is almost Halloween, and you know what that means? Podcasts with a vaguely spooky theme, but not really! This podcast is really about board games. If there is anything better than playing a board game, it’s listening to two people bicker about it. So listen, already! And don’t forget! The Mustache Rangers return to HUGE Improv Theater this Friday at 9:30pm. Come for the 8pm show and enjoy our show on the same ticket! Look at all the money you’re saving on entertainment! The post Trustbusters: Podcast Episode 251 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

It is almost Halloween, and you know what that means? Podcasts with a vaguely spooky theme, but not really! This podcast is really about board games. If there is anything better than playing a board game, it's listening to two people bicker about it. So listen, already! And don't forget! The Mustache Rangers return to […] The post Trustbusters: Podcast Episode 251 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

The milestone that is a quarter of a milestone, the Mustache Rangers have reached episode 250 of their celebrated podcast. Enjoy this special episode, recorded live in front of an audience at HUGE Improv Theater in Minneapolis, MN. The video of the show, including a look backstage, is still available right here The post Podcast Episode 250 Live: Podcast Episode 250: Redundant appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

The milestone that is a quarter of a milestone, the Mustache Rangers have reached episode 250 of their celebrated podcast. Enjoy this special episode, recorded live in front of an audience at HUGE Improv Theater in Minneapolis, MN. The video of the show, including a look backstage, is still available right here The post Podcast Episode 250 Live: Podcast Episode 250: Redundant appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

With our feet stuck well into the muck that is October, it’s only proper to have an arachnid-centric episode. If you live in a place where spiders can’t rot your skin if you’re bit, you have no right to be afraid of spider. In case you were wondering. Spiders and hats will bring you smiles in this podcast episode. We think. Edit: Two separate spider hat related jokes in one week? What does it mean, internet? See Zach Stafford’s Extra Fabulous Comics. The post Spider Hats: Podcast Episode 249 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

With our feet stuck well into the muck that is October, it's only proper to have an arachnid-centric episode. If you live in a place where spiders can't rot your skin if you're bit, you have no right to be afraid of spider. In case you were wondering. Spiders and hats will bring you smiles […] The post Spider Hats: Podcast Episode 249 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

Temperatures are discussed in this podcast episode. After all, we know what our audience wants. Lots of talk about being too hot or too cold. Afghans aren’t brought up, but they are a great way to keep you both warm and cold at the same time. We don’t know why we’re telling you this. Listen to the podcast already, dummy. The post Get a Bonus: Podcast Episode 248 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

Temperatures are discussed in this podcast episode. After all, we know what our audience wants. Lots of talk about being too hot or too cold. Afghans aren't brought up, but they are a great way to keep you both warm and cold at the same time. We don't know why we're telling you this. Listen […] The post Get a Bonus: Podcast Episode 248 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

The “gentlemen” from the Shoddy Radio podcast join the Mustache Rangers this week playing the Beard Patrolmen. For those of you who didn’t see the live show the Mustache Rangers did that one time, the Beard Patrolmen are the greatest enemies of the Mustache Rangers. Speaking of live shows, the Mustache Rangers will be performing their 250th podcast episode LIVE onstage and online on October 21st, 2012. If you live in Minneosta, go the Improv a Go-Go at HUGE Improv Theater to see the performance. If you live not where we just said, stay tuned for details on where you can stream the performance live! Now, enjoy this current podcast episode! The post Beard Patrolmen: Podcast Episode 247 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

The “gentlemen” from the Shoddy Radio podcast join the Mustache Rangers this week playing the Beard Patrolmen. For those of you who didn't see the live show the Mustache Rangers did that one time, the Beard Patrolmen are the greatest enemies of the Mustache Rangers. Speaking of live shows, the Mustache Rangers will be performing […] The post Beard Patrolmen: Podcast Episode 247 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.

We know what you’re thinking. Where have you been, Mustache Rangers? But you thought it with a real twinge of attitude, so we won’t answer you. Next time, when you think of something you might possibly ask, you had better check yourself before you Rex Urselph. Don’t know how that phrase became so popular. Anyway. Imagination, or the lack of imagination, is the target of this podcast episode. Empty your mind as you listen in. The post Can’t Imagine: Podcast Episode 246 appeared first on The Mustache Rangers Podcast.