The Simp House Podcast

Hi Simp House! Taylor and Keenan are back with a brand new episode discussing how you can build the best roster/batting lineup of all time. In fact, with these tips, your lineup will rival the strongest MLB batting lineup to ever exist (whichever lineup that is.) Don't worry, the two discuss what a roster/lineup is, how many people should be on it, why you should have one, and more. The girls also give life updates, discuss some relevant red flags, and of course... finish the episode off with a heart-wrenching battle of the simp songs. Enjoy Simps, we missed you!

We're halfway through summer...and the simps are coming through with the perfect easy listening poolside episode. Tune in to hear some of Taylor and Keenan's favorite summer stories (featuring bottomless brunches and slip n slides)! The two discuss bathing suite trends...FYI: short-shorts on men are officially in! Side note, if you're a man and not sure what to do with your body hair before attending a pool party, please tune in! This episode features fun summer activity ideas, iconic summer themed Red Flags, and even some delicious pool-side drink ideas. Enjoy the rest of your summer, SIMP HOUSE!

In this week's episode, Taylor and Keenan give a play-by-play of their weekend together in Nashville, TN. If you thought the two were finally growing up.... you thought wrong. From Bachelor Parties,  to bar fights, to proposals on Broadway, this episode has it all. Newsflash: if your partner goes to Nash from their bachelor/bachelorette party, please DUMP them. The two recount their experience at the Horse Races (featuring the mayor's son). And this episode even features LIVE blogs from Nashville. Buckle up Simps, it's a good one. Enjoy! 

Bare feet, frisking too hard, getting too drunk, sending a picture of your travel confirmation... what do those things have in common? THE ICK. Have you ever wondered why the person you're dating suddenly loses interest and stops touching you?... well, it could be because you gave him/her the ICK. This episode, taylor and keenan dive headfirst into discussing what the ICK is, how do you know you have it, how do you know your partner has it.. and of course, advice on how NOT to give your partner the ICK and how to recover if they already have it... And how could the duo forget? HAPPY VALENTINES DAY Simp House!!! the girls reminisce on previous Valentine's Days, talk gifts, date ideas, and everything else you need to hear to have a great Valentine's Day (single or not!). Remember, if you're alone on Valentines Day... just listen to the simp house episodes! Love ya simps

Taylor and Keenan are back in an all-new season of the Simp House! Everything has changed. New locations, new men, and brand new stories! Episode 1 kicks off with an in-depth discussion about the honeymoon stage of a relationship: what is it? how long does it last? and most importantly, what to do to keep the honeymoon excitement alive! One way? Take him to the strip club because... why not?! This episode's battle of the simp songs features a battle of the boy bands. Enjoy Simps!

Taylor and Keenan are BACK to wrap up season one of the simp house!!! Listen in as they discuss NEVER HEARD BEFORE stories and secrets including ex-girlfriends of characters you know well and love reaching out to the simp house, kissing your man's best friend, and even how far one man went to get Taylor back. The duo discusses their FAV moments from season 1, best red flags, and even take a stroll down memory lane of every single party they threw! (Yes, including the underwear party.) Finally, tune in to hear their heartfelt goodbyes to men they love... BUT get excited because the simp house is far from over. Enjoy! 

Finally, the Simp House is baaaack!! Today, the ladies dive into what they like to call *situationships*. In fact, they go into 10 (yes 10!) different sorts of situationships that you may find yourself in and how to navigate them. This ranges anywhere from friends with benefits to FORBIDDEN love! Next up, they answer a few questions that Simp House listeners asked via Instagram (ft. solid advice about getting over your ex). This week's Red Flags are a battle between one of Piano Man's (R.I.P) red flags and one of Bolts! Lastly, the battle of the Simp Songs features a heartfelt goodbye and a solid good riddance to Clint Eastwood. Enjoy Simp House! 

Welcome back to the Simp House everyone! For episode 15, the ladies of the simp house knew they needed to SPICE things up... So Taylor and Keenan decided to sit down with none other than one of Taylor's EX-BOYFRIENDS. Tune into hear STRAIGHT from the source what Taylor's red flags are, what it's like dating her, why things ended.. the good, the bad, and the ugly all get exposed on this episode... and don't worry. Keenan's time to be properly exposed is coming soon... Enjoy living through our chaos, Simp House! 

Bitch Boys are no longer allowed at the Simp House. And by Bitch Boys, we mean boys with LITTLE DICK ENERGY.. This episode dives into what Taylor and Keenan mean by Big Dick Energy, why is it SO important for men (and women), how to have it, and many examples. Taylor discusses her short love affair with a famous male from Tik Tok (and why it didn't work out!). The duo review a fun game called Mad Wish and their favorite way to play it. They also discuss some great Red Flags to be cautious of (featuring your partner running into their ex at the bar!). Simp of the Week is a girl who just can't seem to Draw the Line.. and finally the episode finishes off with another Battle of the Simp Songs! Enjoy, Simp House. 

Happy Valentines Day Simp House! Join Keenan and Taylor as they talk about how to celebrate the simpiest holiday of the year whether you're married, dating, in a gray area, or single. Don't know what to get your significant other? Fear not, the ladies of The Simp House got you covered! Also... do Keenan and Taylor BOTH have Valentines dates this year?! Tune in to this special episode to find out! 

In Episode 2 of the Simp House, the girl's discuss how "Everyone Leaves". BUT. here is part two. Taylor and Keenan have said it a million times, but they finally address it: they always come back. But who exactly came back this time? Piano Man? Clint Eastwood? Footloose? or someone else entirely? and Did they accept them back or did they draw the line?  Tune in to find out. The two exchange their best coming back stories before jumping into how exactly they were able to get these man back. (Trust us, it's a science). Listen in to hear how you get a girl back versus how you get a guy back, why people come back, and where to draw the line. And shout out to these men for graciously owning their simpiness and allowing us to discuss all of this on air. Cheers Simp House!

Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, Seeking Arrangements, Farmers Only.. oh my. Taylor and Keenan dive head first into discussing the lovely world of dating apps! They discuss all the details of the best and worst profiles they come across, the *best* way to message first, how to take the conversations off of dating apps, and even the best first dates. The pair swap dating app stories, and you will finally hear why Taylor is banned from Tinder! This week's simp of the week comes from the HARRY POTTER universe.. and lastly, battle of the simp songs features an awesome story from an anonymous male listener. Grab your drink and tune in, Simps. 

Keenan and Taylor take a look back on 2020 and discuss their simpiest and most embarrassing moments of the year. They also talk about their New Year's Eve party, kisses at midnight, and the strangest things they've ever said or been told while hooking up with someone (featuring comments from the Simp House listeners themselves!). This week's Red Flags feature some issues around men and their social media and women and their "girl gangs". (Sorry not sorry, ladies.) The duo also discuss who they think was the Simp/Simpsationship of the entire year (looking at you Bachelor Nation), and then finally the Battle of the Simp Songs to close out the episode.  Cheers to a great 2021! p.s. if this episode gets 500 listens, Keenan and Taylor will get matching Simp tattoos!

Taylor and Keenan decide to pick up two guys they met at their local dive bar and record an episode with them! Tune in to hear one of the funniest red flags we've ever heard, and listen as one of the guys SIMPS for Keenan live during the episode. This episode also features a freestyle rap battle, virginity stories, and some tips on how simps can "play the game" better. Enjoy some more of the male perspective Simp House!

This episode kicks off with Taylor going over the reactions and results of a satisfaction survey she sent to men from her past. (Trust us, you will want to hear this.) The girls give some dating life updates along with sharing some of their favorite GREEN flags that men from their past have done. Finally, Taylor and Keenan call each other out for each other's massive Red Flags! (bright, bright red you guys). And of course, Battle of the Simp Songs is back with some very emotional and raw discussions. Let's get it! 

We are first and foremost thankful for the Simp House this holiday season. Thank you to anyone who has taken the time to listen and support the podcast, you are so appreciated! Special shoutout to the men who have been in and out of our lives to give us awesome content. Piano Man, Clint, Footloose, etc. you guys are appreciated! This episode, Taylor and Keenan discuss bringing your partner home for the holidays, navigating the holiday season as a single person, and our best tips to getting through a breakup. The duo discuss some red flags that hit close to home, simp of the week, and of course..... battle of the simp songs! If anyone needs a date to a holiday event.... hit us up because we are SO single! 

Taylor and Keenan bring in their long time friend, Jake, to give the Simp House a male perspective. He shares some of his own simpy stories along with some epic Red Flags. The trio discuss love languages, review a board game, and of course the Simp of the Week! Finally, Jake battles an anonymous male listener for Battle of the Simp Songs. 

Time to get a little spooky at The Simp House! Be sure to dress in black and grab some drinks because Taylor and Keenan kick the episode off with hosting a funeral where you will hear them read off obituaries for all the dead relationships from their pasts. They also discuss some spooky ghosting stories, along with an in depth conversation regarding "body counts". Featuring input from our listeners! This week you'll hear some BBF (big black flags), and of course... Simp of the Week & Battle of the Simp Songs (spooky edition!) Happy Halloween Simp House!

Taylor and Keenan review the board game: Sick and Twisted Charades, Footloose simps for Taylor, and a listener felt the need to slide into her dm's to expose this guy even more. Finally, the girl's discuss instances in where they got caught and how they handled it. (Featuring an amazing Walk of Shame story.) This week's Simp of the Week (coming from Bachelor Nation), and Battle of the Simp Songs! Enjoy. 

Taylor Tells All as the Footloose saga comes to a SHOCKING close. Keenan recounts her final goodbye to the only man she's ever simped over. Simp of the Week..Battle of the Simp Songs.. an episode you won't want to miss. Grab your drinks! 

Taylor gets dumped... but does she really? Listen in to find out how she simps for a man known by the name of Footloose. Keenan says goodbye... but does she really? Who is the Piano Guy and where is he going? Red. Flags. Galore. 

Welcome to the Simp House where ALL Simps are welcome. Taylor and Keenan discuss the tell tale signs of a Simp, what they mean by the "Simp House", who the heck "Wannabe Clint Eastwood" is, some Red Flags, and of course the BATTLE of the simp songs.