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A new business-comedy podcast from the mind of Robert Rottkamp. No sales-guru pep-talks here. The TNSP covers all that's absurd and ridiculous in the sales and business universe. Music by: Andrew Fisher

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    • Mar 11, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
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    The Salesy Awards! (Part 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2021 36:05


    The celebration continues! Five more Golden Briefcases are up for grabs as the Thursday Night Sales Podcast's Salesy Awards enters it's second act. Listen to the thrilling conclusion of this historic event. Up for grabs in Part 2; Worst Sales ManagerMost Likable SalespersonBest Pitch MeetingThe Lames SalespersonBest Individual LineBest of luck to all the nominees!Check out Best Picture Cast: https://t.co/OjKiJJLj1g?amp=1Support the show (https://www.instagram.com/tnsalespod/)

    The Salesy Awards! (Part 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2021 34:52


    Pop some champagne and dress in your best, you've got a front row seat to the Salesy Awards! Rob is joined by Kieran B., host of "Best Picture Cast" along with a special guest host, Dino C. as The Thursday Night Sales Podcast celebrates the most memorable sales scenes in movie and TV history. Tonight we cover Part 1 of the Salesy Awards including these categories; Most Unrealistic Sales SceneBiggest MeltdownMost Counterproductive Sales MeetingBest Job InterviewBest of luck to all the nominees! Join us next week for Part 2 of the Salesy Awards. Support the show (https://www.instagram.com/tnsalespod/)

    Sandbaggin’

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2020 20:21


    Kick back, relax and enjoy the rant... your host drops a random assortment of sales-ish observations that are just too real for any other episode. 0:55 - Involuntary Shark Tank at a cocktail party4:55 - Hollywood is out of ideas7:50 - Take the money and Uber outta there10:45 - Pikers, Nicknames and Steak Frites at the strip club15:55 - The Wedding Singer is hatin' on us, Rob gets emotionalCatch "The Salesy Awards" - our next episode coming in January 2021! Happy New Year!Support the show (https://www.instagram.com/tnsalespod/)

    Trapped with a Salesman!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2020 25:31


    Rob is joined by his girlfriend Becca, who has lived though terrifying reality of working from home with a bombastic salesman in a small one bedroom apartment in New York City for the bulk of 2020. Visit @brooklyn_cattastic to support Becca's cat fostering efforts and maybe even find a new feline friend! ...like Flo for example https://www.catcafebk.com/cat/162054501:16 - How Becca has survived the past 6 months.9:37 - Game: "Do you speak sales?" - Becca tries to guess the meaning of some ridiculous sales terminology. 15:31 - The "Work from Home Awards" - Rob & Becca give each other awards based on their performance as a WFH partner.21:12 - Becca's tips for other significant others of salespeople, who are confined to working in the same space as their partner. Support the show (https://www.instagram.com/tnsalespod/)

    SEASON 2 PREMIER!!! - "Greetings & Salutations"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2020 29:40


    The TNSP is back! Season 2 of the pod kicks off with a deep dive into office email culture. Rob is joined by The Sales Daddy (formerly Big Matt) and Will (nickname pending) to cover the cringe-worthy greetings ("Happy Monday!"), clichéd fillers ("Per our last conversation...") and obnoxious salutations ("Best,") they've seen in their days in corp. sales. 1:00 - Greetings8:40 - A quick tangent on video conferences12:54 - Salutations Keep us honest - Will has promised to sign off all emails with inexplicable words, e.g. "Most," until one of his superiors raises an inquiry. Stay tuned for updates throughout Season 2 of the TNSP. Support the show (https://www.instagram.com/tnsalespod/)

    BRUTAL GlassDoor Reviews, Food Shaming & (Improved) Inspirational Sales Quotes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2020 25:40


    Rob examines the disgruntled yet hilarious glassdoor.com reviews of a former employer, discusses what he's NOT missing from office life and breaks down lame motivational quotes - and improves them by 110%! 01:12 - Brutal Glassdoor Reviews08:52 - Food Shaming15:52 - (Improved) Inspirational Sales Quoteshttps://www.instagram.com/tnsalespod/Support the show (https://www.instagram.com/tnsalespod/)

    Interview with JR Hickey, creator of @bestoflinkedin! Plus the finale of our B.S. LinkedIn Series, "LinkedInfluencers"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2020 34:43


    Rob and Big Matt chat with special guest, JR Hickey to discuss his hilarious @bestoflinkedin project which has blown up on twitter and was recently featured in the New York Times. JR shares the one infuriating post that drove him to create this LinkedIn parody account and covers one especially firey run in with a "LinkedInfluencer" who didn't exactly appreciate being "featured" on the page. Plus, we discuss how LinkedIn can improve to make the platform less filled with crap and more valuable to its users. Finally, JR joins the third and final installment of our BS Linkedin Series as we cover off the ridiculous tactics that LinkedInfluencers us to get attention. 01:19 - Interview with JR20:00 - B.S. Linkedin Series, Part 3: "LinkedInfluencers" Twitter: @bestoflinkedinInstagram: @bestoflinkedinJR's Entourage Podcast: "Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah"An important message: This is the TNSP's first episode back after the horrific murder of George Floyd and the ensuing calls for police reform. After careful consideration on how to best use the platform to support the cause for reform we concluded the best thing to do was to promote resources made available by the leaders of the various movements to reduce police violence. The resources below contain a wealth of information covering how to get educated and join the fight for justice. https://www.aclu.org/https://www.joincampaignzero.org/https://blacklivesmatter.com/Support the show (https://www.instagram.com/tnsalespod/)

    Deals of the Week, Linkedin BS Part 2: Shares & Posts, Funniest Business Accounts on Social Media

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2020 18:48


    Back by popular demand - LinkedIn B.S.!!! Rob covers those lame, annoying and shameless posts we're confronted with on the "professional social network". Also current events in this absurd business climate and recommendations for funniest accounts to follow on social media, if you're into the business-humor kinda thing. Support the show (https://www.instagram.com/tnsalespod/)

    Elon Musk's Selling Rampage, B.S. LinkedIn Titles, and TV/Movie Sales Managers with Big Matt

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2020 23:24


    Rob hypothesizes Elon Musk's latest shenanigans are all part of his master plan to sell Teslas then welcomes Big Matt to discuss B.S., buzzwordy LinkedIn job titles and cover the sales managers from pop culture we'd like to work for the most (and least). Support the show (https://www.instagram.com/tnsalespod/)

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    The Tiger King Sales Team, Adam Neumann Ballin' on a Budget, Anatomy of a Sales Hang

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2020 17:06


    Robert pines for the sales team happy hour, builds a sales team with characters from Netflix's "The Tiger King" and advises ousted WeWork CEO Adam Neumann on how to keep ballin' now that he's no longer in the three-comma club.0:40 - Anatomy of a Sales Hang3:34 - The Tiger King Sales Team9:42 - Adam Neumann, Ballin’ on a BudgetMusic Credit: Andrew FisherSupport the show (https://www.instagram.com/tnsalespod/)

    Elevator Pitch - Introducing the Thursday Night Sales Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2020 2:58


    A new business-comedy podcast from the mind of Robert Rottkamp. No sales-guru pep-talks here. The TNSP covers all that's absurd and ridiculous in the sales and business universe. Music by: Andrew FisherSupport the show (https://www.instagram.com/tnsalespod/)

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