Want Some Salad?

Dylan and Caleb return after stuffing their faces with turkey and other foods to discuss Golden Corral vomit, Chinese food, deeply inhaling in the men's room, and their drunkest moments of drunkenness. Buckle up!

WELCOME BACK! Caleb and Dylan return to discuss high school teacher scandals, Dylan's marriage, making fellow students cry, and the impending battle between Elon Musk and the Zuck. We missed you all! Follow us on IG: @wantsomesaladpod

Caleb, Dylan and extra special guest Eddy Edwards come together to celebrate Christmas with slightly offensive mad libs, classic high school stories, boot camp allusions, and Caleb's literal abuse of his soundboard. Merry Christmas to all and to all a good bite (of Salad). --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Caleb, Dylan, and special guest Sauce convene to discuss torn jeans, upcoming movies, bugs in your drink, and compete in the first ever Want Some Salad Gameshow. Buckle up and watch out for foul softballs. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Caleb and Dylan return to discuss workplace Karens, Burger King mishaps, people eating crayons, Hawkins Middle School, $25 hamburgers, and outrageous gas prices. Hold on to your soccer mom haircuts. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Caleb has a special message for anyone who may care. For real, you guys are the best and I hope everyone is well. -Your Friends at WSS?

After the long break, Caleb returns with Dale (Ken the Toilet Ninja) and Erick (Lost in the Sauce) to reveal why the podcast was off for so long, and they discuss strict lifeguards, Walmart cops, salad dressing, cars, and fantasy football. Most importantly - what do y'all get on your Subway Sandwiches? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

After another (unplanned) hiatus, Caleb, Dylan, and special guest Sarah congregate to discuss life, more fun and hilarious high school stories, and beloved cats. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Caleb, Dylan, and special guests Steve and Jack (Dylan’s younger brother and Buddeh) join forces to discuss Madden NFL 21, NASCAR’s waning popularity, embarrassing tumbles and spills, and the big field up north that your parents took your late childhood pets to. It’s a cheery podcast. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Caleb, Dylan, and special guest Gabe (Listener since Day 1) share some hilarious personal anecdotes about too much wasabi, lying to a pastor, flipping off the nice school janitor, and some ground-breaking new app ideas. Balls out in the salad, y’all. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Caleb and Dylan discuss luck with deer hunting, drug tests, RBG’s legacy, the PlayStation 5 vs. the Xbox Series X, and the daunting, horrifying, ever-painful peanut butter shot. Protect your cheeks. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Caleb and Dylan are back, this time to discuss missing movie theatres, mishaps with game consoles, what they would do for a million dollars, and important milestones in relationships. This episode is dedicated to Caleb’s cousin (Oh, no, there’s nothing wrong with her, she’s just dating Dylan (So maybe there is something wrong with her.).). --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

After a long break, Caleb and Dylan return to discuss new developments in their lives, COVID ruining the college experience, funny boot camp stories, Chadwick Boseman’s legacy, and awkward Chili’s experiences. Side note: we missed you (especially Gabe). --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Caleb and Dylan have a special announcement.

Caleb and Dylan are joined by extra special guests Dale (a.k.a. Ken) and Sauce (a.k.a. Erick) as they reunite for the first time in a long time to discuss awful football teammates, haunted and abandoned elementary schools, messing with Caleb (OVER AND OVER), and what they hope to an everlasting friendship. Get the tissues ready, bruv. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Caleb and Dylan dedicate some time to talk shop about American football, with some additional discussions about awkward ringtones going off at the wrong time, the Miami Marlins wrecking the MLB with COVID-19, and more funny Hamlet stories. Special guests next episode, don’t miss it! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this special bonus episode, Caleb and Dylan discuss some of their favorite cliche expressions and colloquialisms and their often very weird origin stories. The cat gets Caleb’s tongue, ironically. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Caleb and Dylan discuss mind-numbing work, their common enemy in the red-haired lady at GameStop, and being too confident in your own memory backfiring. Turns out Caleb owed Dylan an apology (I didn’t know, okay). --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Caleb, Dylan and special guest Erick “Sauce” Ramirez throw it back to some middle school hijinks, revisit the tale of Bob and the Juice Box, go in depth into the psyche of Greg, discuss paper football leagues, and fellow classmates being married or engaged. Buckle up. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Caleb and Dylan discuss their strange re-occurring dreams, Halloween costumes, middle school memories, and wacky and weird family stories. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Caleb and Dylan celebrate 100 plays and discuss some more Marvel movies, Mtn Dew flavors, password hacking, and take a long foray into the no-holds-barred lawless wasteland that is the high school cafeteria. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Caleb, Dylan, and extra-special guest Dale (Ken from High School Experience) have a long and exciting discussion about the Washington football team controversy, over-sensitive bus drivers, smart business decisions, sneaking and creeping around foreign bathrooms, and, somehow, Joey Chestnut has worked his way into our podcast again. It’s a tough hot dog to swallow. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Caleb and Dylan discuss Patrick Mahomes’ mega-contract, Joey Chestnut’s domination of the hot dog eating competition scene, movie releases being pushed back, and the odds of Disney eventually running the entire world. Things get weird. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Caleb and Dylan chat about various high school memories, ranging from the shameless lack of filter fellow students had, awkward moments during an intruder drill, or the weird kid every school had. There will be a quiz, so take notes. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Caleb and Dylan give a brief introduction to their daily lives, how quarantine has affected them, what games they’re excited about, the best type of milk there is, and #Kanye2020. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

A brief listen into what this podcast will be like. Sorry, Ben Affleck (not sorry).