Weekend Star Warriors

A spooky mansion filled with corpses and unholy abominations in the basement? No, it's not resident evil, it's the latest episode of Weekend Star Warriors!

Maklaw and his new companion Mike make their way through the dangerous shadowlands of Kasheek, facing off against the foulest of beasts with their only hope being a legend from Maklaw's childhood.

Stuck behind bars, Maklaw will have to exercise his patience.

With the second battle of Endor concluded, we shift perspectives to see what Maklaw has been doing this whole time on his mission to Kasheek.

A third party joins the battle! But what does this mean when they are completely incompotent?

Team Awesome and Team Mediocre continue to battle the space ninjas.

The invasion of Endor continues with seemingly no end in sight.

The battle continues against the Empire's replacements, and Ping Pong takes the time to attune to her new lightsaber.

Zyzzix spots a "glaring" weakness in the mech's armor.

"Will we have to fight ninjas?" "Maybe." "What's next, Space Pirates?!" "Well..."

And now for the most nervewracking portion of the interview, The part where they ask "Do you have any questions for us?" --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weekendstarwarriors/support

Ping Pong and Zyzzix continue to pretend that they know how to conduct a proper job interview. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weekendstarwarriors/support

Our heroes have to deal with one of the more mundane aspects of overthrowing the Empire and re-establishing the Republic: Paperwork. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weekendstarwarriors/support

A little bonus episode of the random stuff we talk about after an adventure. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weekendstarwarriors/support

Ping Pong's idea of retreat in the hopes of luring Zarak into a trap is seized upon by everyone, especially the newcomers. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weekendstarwarriors/support

The fuzz club takes on all the powers of Endor. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weekendstarwarriors/support

Our heroes come to Zarak's castle fortress ready for to fight, or so they think... --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weekendstarwarriors/support

Our heroes set out to capture the pariah of a shaman, and find help from an unlikely source. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weekendstarwarriors/support

Our heroes regroup to discuss the oddities of Logray's cabin, only to realize that Georgius George is still in there. Trapped behind enemy lines, Georgius George tries his best to keep from sweating off his invisibility film. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weekendstarwarriors/support

Our group reaches the bright tree village and begins investigating the strange behavior of the resident shaman. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weekendstarwarriors/support

The gang is awoken to a commotion as a messenger from the Bright Tree Village seeks out Ping Pong. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weekendstarwarriors/support

Maklaw, Chewie, Han and Rebel Commandos take over Star Destroyer "Aggressor". --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weekendstarwarriors/support

How I could fix the Alien Universe by combining all of the existing lore, and paying respect to the genius that is the design of the Xenomorph. "To claim that the Aliens were 'engineered' by such weaklings as albino body builders or androids, simply cheapens them." --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weekendstarwarriors/support

As Maklaw leaves, a new friend appears. George seems friendly, but Psycho is not so easily convinced. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weekendstarwarriors/support

Now that the empire is defeated, Ping Pong's old friend Wiffle Ball joins the group to ask "What Now." Additionally we bid farewell to Maklaw and hello to George. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weekendstarwarriors/support

In the wake of the failure of the acolyte, I review another hated coven of force witches, still preferable to Hedland's "Thread". --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weekendstarwarriors/support

Just a little something we were discussing after recording the finale. My review of the Lizzo episode of Mandalorian season 3. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weekendstarwarriors/support

It all comes down to this: The defenders of Endor vs. the death of the stars. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weekendstarwarriors/support

Running short on time, our heroes speed on with their new friend psycho to enlist the help of the magical shapeshifting Guppins. (My first episode created on my brand new PC.) --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weekendstarwarriors/support

The Fuzz Club faces an elite clone commando suffering from PTSD fueled flashbacks. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weekendstarwarriors/support

The gang reach the imperial outpost, and plan to steal a couple speeder bikes, only to find a couple things amiss. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weekendstarwarriors/support

On their journey to steal some speeder bikes from the imperial outpost, our gang is regaled by a story from Umwat the Dulok Shaman, concerning the fate of his village. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weekendstarwarriors/support

A society of absent-minded circus folk: What could possibley go wrong? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weekendstarwarriors/support

Our group gives the local leader an update while negotiating with unique new allies. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weekendstarwarriors/support

Our heroes attempt to attract the whimsical Whisties to join their cause through the magic of laughter. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weekendstarwarriors/support

Our fuzzy friends find themselves in a sticky and stinky situation. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weekendstarwarriors/support

Our heroes make it to Ping Pong's village: Lapping Lake. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weekendstarwarriors/support

After recruiting the raccoon like Skandits to their cause, the Fuzz Club encounter what is left of the Ewok's mortal enemies, the Dulocks. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weekendstarwarriors/support

The Fuzz Club bypasses the imperial blockade and makes landfall on Endor. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weekendstarwarriors/support

Not all on Endor is happy frolicking. As our heroes accompany the Rebel Strike Team on board shuttle Tyderium, Ping Pong reveals a soul wrenching tragedy in her past. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weekendstarwarriors/support

Our heroes attend the Rebel Alliance briefing on the attack on Death Star II. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weekendstarwarriors/support

Ping Pong regales the crew with tales of the various denizens of Endor. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weekendstarwarriors/support

The Fuzz Club leave Tatooine to meet up with the Rebel Alliance. Along the way they train in the force and learn about Endor. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weekendstarwarriors/support

After escaping the Sarlacc through one of its anuses, our heroes spend some much needed time cleaning up. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weekendstarwarriors/support

The fuzz club continues down the Sarlacc's digestive system in the hopes of finding a way out. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weekendstarwarriors/support

After escaping Jabba's palace, our heroes bid a fond farewell to Shogo as he sets off to find Lilliana. Before they can come to terms with Shogo's absense, they are thrown into a horrifying new situation. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weekendstarwarriors/support

"The Force is Female!" is what Kathleen Kennedy insists. But if that is so, why has she relegated so many well-written strong female characters to "Legends" in favor of the likes of Rey, Holdo, and Quira? In this continuing series, I will catalogue the Strong Star Wars Women that have been cast aside by Disney.  This episode: The Tuskin raised Vong prisoner who isn't Darth Krayt. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weekendstarwarriors/support

Jenny GAY Jee and Jadelle perform their exclusive concert at Jabba's palace in order to distract everyone from an undercover rescue attempt. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weekendstarwarriors/support

Maklaw has a heart to heart with Chewbacca. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weekendstarwarriors/support

With Maklaw safely planted as a prisoner, the rest of our heroes negotiate a concert deal with the most notorious crime lord in the galaxy, Jabba the Hutt. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weekendstarwarriors/support

The Fuzz Club under their pop group cover continue to explore their three story penthouse to find what other presents Lillianna has left them. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weekendstarwarriors/support