Why We Can't Have Nice Things

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"Why We Can't Have Nice Things" is a podcast to talk about all of the things that have and still occupy the homeschooled minds of Nick Dimaio and Gabe Mahalik. The stuff no one else talks about. The stuff that falls through the cracks.

Gabe Real


    • Jun 25, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 49m AVG DURATION
    • 85 EPISODES

    4.9 from 74 ratings Listeners of Why We Can't Have Nice Things that love the show mention: delco, old heads, christianese, deuces, jawn, nice things, never have i ever, punny, nicholas, it's definitely, whether it's, nathan, puns, dog, fellas, dad, laughing, john, hilarious, commute.



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    Latest episodes from Why We Can't Have Nice Things

    DJ Gabe Real's Summer 21 Mix

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2021 64:50


    A collection of some of my fav tracks live mixed together for your summer soundtrack. Enjoy.

    s4e4 What Are We Doing?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2020 47:27


    s4e4 What Are We Doing? by Gabe Real

    s4e3 Welcome to the 30s

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2020 45:46


    we back for an ep, don't get used to it

    DJ Gabe Real Covid Combat Mix

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2020 55:31


    Feel good tunes to spin in quarantine

    s4e2 CVS Guidelines

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2020 49:08


    treat for the fans. don't get used to it. "Top 5 Ppl You Bump Into During A Pandemic"

    s4e1 Trunk or Treat

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2019 55:18


    We back. Audio is slightly altered but we will be back to original set up for ep 2. Enjoy

    Summer 19 Mix

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2019 58:29


    best sounds of Summer 2019. Mixed by DJ Gabe Real www.djgaberealmusic.com

    s3e24 SEASON FINALE - Bottom 5

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2019 66:14


    s3e24 Season Finale we hit our first ever "Bottom 5".

    s3e23 Childhood Tragedies

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2019 58:51


    s3e23 Childhood Tragedies by Gabe Real

    s3e22 Opening Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2019 48:40


    One more push to finish Season 3. And in honor of Phils opening day we are going "Top 5 Ppl On Your Softball Team" Enjoy

    s3e21 Liars (pt 3)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2019 63:03


    s3e21 we hit part 2 of the Liars series. Top 5 things ppl pretend to like, new segment "Sliding into the DMs with Nick Mass", Nick Foles, Pringle lady, and much more.

    s3e20 Pickup Bball (Ft. Nick Mass)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2019 53:05


    Top 5 guys at a pick up bball game.

    s3e19 Liars (pt 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2018 47:20


    s3e19 Liars (pt 1) by Gabe Real

    s3e18 Guest Preacher

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2018 42:01


    s3e18 Guest Preacher by Gabe Real

    s3e17 Eva Feva

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2018 61:22


    We back. couldn't keep us in control in this one. We hit hurricane flo, sweet baby Eva, Gritty, the evangelical walk of shame, Dr. Suess, in laws etc. #nofilter

    s3e16 Buzz Killington

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2018 40:43


    s3e16 Buzz Killington by Gabe Real

    s3e15 Bachelor Parties

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2018 52:28


    s3e15 Bachelor Parties by Gabe Real

    s3e14 Birthdays

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2018 89:26


    @wwchnt_

    s3e13 Useless Jobs

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2018 44:54


    s3e13 Useless Jobs by Gabe Real

    s3e12 Cryin Howard

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2018 62:08


    @wwchnt_ Call ins to 484-802-1366 Leave us a rating and review if you're for real! Top 5 times its OK for a man to cry VOW: https://www.si.com/high-school/2018/07/27/new-jersey-high-school-football-field-pooper-resigns?utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=sinow&xid=socialflow_twitter_si&utm_medium=social https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOXBYwItW54

    s3e11 Danny...

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2018 48:09


    s3e11 Danny... by Gabe Real

    s3e10 Scam Newton

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2018 48:37


    s3e10 Scam Newton by Gabe Real

    s3e9 Beach Life

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2018 54:52


    s3e9 Beach Life by Gabe Real

    s3e8 WayCheap.com

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2018 53:07


    s3e8 we discuss the top 5 things to never go cheap on and have a guest appearance as well. Like, share, enjoy

    s3e7 Ununderstood (pt 3)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2018 57:19


    Ep 7 we finish the "Ununderstood"miniseries talking about the Top 5 Things We Don't Understand, with some call ins and an all summer "in or out". Like, Share, Enjoy, and RT for a magnet....

    DJ Gabe Real Summer 18 Mix

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2018 79:08


    3rd Annual DJ Gabe Real Summer Mix full of his personal fav sounds. Enjoy

    s3e6 Ununderstood (pt 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2018 61:18


    s3e6 is part 2 of the miniseries "Ununderstood" the top 5 things our wives don't understand. Along with a special "in or out" segment with special guest @TommyZeitler

    s3e5 Ununderstood (pt 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2018 54:13


    s3e5 we drop part 1 of a 3 part mini-series asked for by the people. We talk about the top 5 struggles that kids these days will never understand among other things. Like, share, rate, review and enjoy

    s3e4 Dream House

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2018 51:20


    s3e4 Dream House by Gabe Real

    s3e3 Taking Flight

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2018 57:07


    s3e3 Taking Flight by Gabe Real

    s3e2 Trustworthy?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2018 46:01


    Rate and Review Us!! @WWCHNT_ on Twitter Call ins to 484-802-1366 s3e2 We give Kanye some air time, and dive into who can be trusted and who can't. Shout out to all you guys on twitter who gave us ideas! Also we get into an amended "in or out" ("Trust or No Trust")

    s3e1 Dadcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2018 59:47


    SEASON 3 IS UNDERWAY.....We disclose some BREAKING NEWS and start the new season with a bang. @WWCHNT on twitter Call-ins to 484-802-1366

    BONUS EP #FlyEaglesFly

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2018 49:35


    BONUS EP #FlyEaglesFly by Gabe Real

    S02E24 Gym Carrey

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2018 65:02


    SEASON 2 FINALE Love you all catch yas in season 3! @wwchnt

    DJ Gabe Real's New Years Workout Mix

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2018 67:59


    DJ Gabe Real's New Years Workout Mix by Gabe Real

    S02E23 2017 History

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2017 62:01


    S02E23 2017 History by Gabe Real

    S02E22 The Small Group (Pilot)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2017 53:27


    Merry Christmas from WWCHNT... We have a special Ep for you going into the casting of our new TV show called "The Small Group" (parody of the office) Twitter: @WWCHNT_ Call ins/Roasts to 484.802.1366 00:00-17:40 - Intro/Vio/Hero 17:40 -45:00 - "The Small Group" Office Parody 45:00- O/U/P

    S02E21 Christmas Traditions

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2017 55:14


    Twitter: @WWCHNT_ Call ins/clips/Nick roasts to 484-802-1366 RATE AND REVIEW US 00:00-21:00 - Intro/Violation of the week 23:00-40:00 "Top 5 Weirdest Christmas Traditions" 40:00- "In Or Out"

    S02E20 Bad Notifications

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2017 47:20


    Follow us on twitter @WWCHNT_ RATE AND REVIEW Call ins and Nick Roasts to 484-802-1366 00:00-16:30 - Violation/Hero of the week 16:30-40:00 - "Top 5 worst phone notifications" 40:00 - "Quality or Quanity'

    S02E19 How Did We Get Here?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2017 48:16


    Twitter @WWCHNT_ RATE AND REVIEW US Call-ins/Sound Clips/Nick Roasts to 484-802-1366 00:00 - Intro/Violation/Hero of week 16:30-38:45 - "Top 5 Things That Make You Wonder How We Got Here" 38:45- "In Or Out"

    S02E18 Thanksgiving (Feat. Delco Des)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2017 52:15


    Twitter @WWCHNT_ Call Ins, Sound Clips and Nick Roasts to 484-802-1366 0:00 - 17:00 - Intro/Violation/Hero of the week 17:00-37:00 - "Top 5 Unexpected Things of Thanksgiving" 37:00 - "In Or Out"

    S02E17 Adults Will Be Adults

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2017 62:47


    Twitter = @WWCHNT_ Call ins and Nick Roasts to 484-802-1366 00:00-10:30 - Intro/Violation of the week 10:30-17:15 - Hero of the week 18:00-38:00 - "Top 5 Annoying Things Adults do to kids 38:00-59:30 #BarkLine CALL INS 59:30 - 0/U/P/Outro

    S02E16 "I Need A Guy"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2017 40:18


    @WWCHNT Call ins, Nick roasts and Sound bites can be sent to 484-802-1366 00:00-10:00 - Intro/Violation/Hero of the week 11:00-32:40 - "I need a guy" list 32:50- "In Or Out"

    S02E15 Halloween

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2017 41:35


    @wwchnt_ on twitter Call ins 484.802.1366 GET YOUR CALL INS IN FOR NEXT WEEK! s12e15 we discuss the top 5 things that can happen to someone

    S02E14 Never Again 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2017 51:03


    Twitter - @wwchnt_ Call ins to 484.802.1366 00:00-15:50 - Intro/Mt Whitney Recap 15:50-18:00 - #RoastOfNickyD teaser 18:00-22:30 - Violation of the week 23:30-45:45 "Top 5 things we are NEVER doing again" 45:45- "In Or Out"

    S02E13 #ManCrushMonday

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2017 50:35


    Twitter - @wwchnt_ Call ins - 484-802-1366 00:00-09:45 - Intro/Eagles Talk 09:45-20:14 - Violation/Hero of the week 20:15-39:40 - "Top 5 Man Crushes" 39:40- "In or Out"

    S02E12 Too Much

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2017 50:39


    Episode 12 is lit. Send call ins with your props or beefs to 484-802-1366 or tweet us @wwchnt_ 00:00-12:28 12:28-41:58 "Top 5 Ppl Who Take Themselves Too Seriously" 41:58- "In or Out"

    S02E11 Mindless Sayings

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2017 48:39


    00:00-05:03 - Intro 5:03-15:52 - "IT" Movie Review (Rotten Potatoes) 16:17-37:10 - "Top 5 Mindless Sayings That Need to Die" 37:10- "In or Out"

    S02E10 White Lies

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2017 56:39


    00:00-15:13 - Intro/Violation of the Week 15:13-36:00 - Top 5 Lies People Tell 36:00 - Call ins (Eps 5-9) https://twitter.com/wwchnt_

    S02E09 Parenting 101

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2017 53:29


    LIVE FROM WRIGHTSVILLE BEACH "Parenting 101" Featuring Johnny C 00:00-8:00 - Intro/Violation of the week 8:25-33:50 - Top 5 Overreactions of Parents 33:50 - "In Or Out" https://twitter.com/wwchnt_

    LIVE From Wrightsville Beach (Labor Day Special)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2017 53:55


    00:42-11:28 - Intro/Violation of the Week 12:30-43:40 Top 5 things that can ruin your vacation 43:40- In or Out

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