Podcast by WINEMOM
The Winemom Gang are back to celebrate capitalism's finest holiday and hawk wares. A consumer electronics impulse buy joins us for third mic. Sam had never heard the song "cars" by gary numan.
Dear Diary. Watson, my dog, is watching TV with Tony, my co-host, while this uploads. I'm going to trivia. Love, Sam!
Sam and I discuss which plants we should plant in the yard. Nothing too crazy, episode-wise. I started cutting off my sweatpants into shorts lately and I saw a guy at the store with the same look and it looked good on him which makes me feel better about how ridiculous it probably looks on me because I *definitely* have better legs than he does
Sam tells a boring story about a uhaul and Tony has a tweet that is popular with nazis. Use code PastLifeWINEMOM for 20% off your first order or 10 per cent off your first two orders at check out
Tony saw some snakes and ate a steak. We discuss medieval weaponry and sci fi but not in a lot of detail
If you ever thought you had good movie ideas, well they are at least better than Justice League. Vremi send us some spatulas
Kompan Always on the run Destiny is the rising sun Oh I was born six gun in my hand Behind a gun I'll make my final stand That's why they call me Bad Kompan
Sam is back with the living and we did some jokes. we are sure funny tricksters, lmao.
Ian (demon consort) and Davion (cop) fill in for Sam. They're my only friends with better legs than me so I respect them. Goes a bit long when Ian describes the hobo village where he keeps his bullets
No not the movie. I dunno we might own that too. but really it is quite annoying how do we get rid of antz
In the second* iteration of WINEMOM Theatre, the gang does the 3 little pigs. not like. does does. just like. does it. *real fans have already heard the first WINEMOM Theatre on the Magic: the Gathering podcast
This episode we explore the newest segment to the podcast and also please thank about our sponsor: Allen Wrenches made by the famous Allen Wrench who developed the mathematical hexagon in 1584 much to the chagrin of the Chinese who had invented it approximately 19 centuries earlier. Ciao!
The long awaited follow up to the first Tony Breadisode! Tony, not Tony Bread, doesn't know how to use his voice and our guests sometimes sound like robots but that's podcasting baby!
I was talking to sam about the teen wolf tv show then ashley and annie woke up from their naps and interrupted
Daniel joins us as we watch Bright. This one is two hours long and meant to be listened to while you also watch the movie Bright. If you just listen to it while not watching Bright it will make much less sense.
Happy Hanukkah everyone, my longtime nemesis has been vanquished
porn star august ames killed herself recently.. or did she. (she did) (or did she) ...
Jolabokaflod is the Icelandic holiday book giving tradition dating back dozens of years. Anyway this is the episode where I talk about Garrison Keillor getting his dick sucked significantly more than usual.
The first upload fucked up. I blame Garrison Keillor or Geraldo.
Back from a break with fan favorites like The Fibromyalgia Bitch, Double Racism, and That's Not Technically Sexual Assault. Hot new theme song too.
Normally tony does these but he's outside right now so I get to talk about whatever I want. This duck walks into a drug store and he waddles up to the counter and says to the clerk "Sir, I would like to buy some lip balm" and the clerk who apparently doesn't give a shit about a talking duck for some reason says "will that be cash or check" and the duck oh fuck tony is bak
i hurt my finger opining s jsr of salsa shir fuck i need rhar fingwer to rypw
We went to Bigfoot camp. I've lost seven pounds since getting back from some really heavy shitting.
I was going to do some transphobia but ended up talking about classic sci fi
It is 6:38 am (American Morning Time) and I am waking up drunk to upload this.
This one is actually really funny and I don't know how to do an ironic caption so I;ll leave you with this: a blind man walks down a road, but a deaf man runs
The wokest episode yet! Sam revives the fan favorite Confess to a Crime segment. I still don't know how to swim.
Upcoming travel plans and movie reviews. I'm gonna be in a car for 10 hours Friday and I think my incessant ramblings will really endear me to my fellow travelers. I'm not going to whatever the beignet place is that people say to go to. I'm going to all the places featured in Sherrilyn Kenyon's fantasy romance books set in New Orleans. Acheron is the best character but you need to read a lot of background material before his stand alone novel makes sense. Highly recommended regardless.
I had a whole list of topics and then I found out that Sam has never seen an Earnest movie so its about that. There's a patreon now. Give us money or not. No pressure.
A crazy lab accident transports the listener to an alternate ladies-only dimension. It's their first time so be condescendingly kind about how they did.
Ashley is like when someone famous is on a tv show but they're famous enough that the credits always say "featuring" like it's a special guest but really it's just a regular character played by an important person.
Heads up this one is really loud, maybe turn your volume down then gradually increase it to a comfortable level
I'm really tired. I didn't sleep a whole lot so we just ramble and don't even play Unexpected Fish. A trainer at the gym (who's a POC) complimented me yesterday and I didn't bring it up but it's in here, in the description
Sam describes 45 different cats he's had and I remember some racist things my aunt said
Turns out Sam and I were both assholes in high school.