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Batter- or dough-based food cooked between two patterned, shaped plates

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Hochman and Crowder
Assessing the Cristobal Era through year two as Head Coach at the U

Hochman and Crowder

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2023 39:08


In hour two, we rank Pancakes vs Waffles vs French Toast in honor of National French Toast Day. Then, John Michaels joins the show to put a bow on the end of the Miami Hurricanes regular season and to discuss the harsh realities of the Cristobal era through his second year as the head coach. 

Gentlemen Overlords
186 - Howl's Moving Castle

Gentlemen Overlords

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2023 84:09


The Gents chat about the Miyazaki classic, Howl's Moving Castle! 1:52 - Movies We've Seen (V For Vendetta, The Marvels, The Killer, Mac and Me, Face Off, Wild at Heart, Fast X, Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, Blue Beetle) 34:52 - TV Shows We've Seen (Scavengers Reign, Invincible, Waffles and Mochi, Yellowjackets, SNL) 53:10 - Howl's Moving Castle Get bonus episodes over on our Patreon! Next Episode: Spider-Man: Across The Spider-Verse (2023)

Reading With Your Kids Podcast

Barbara Brown is on the #ReadingWithYourKids #Podcast to celebrate her delightful #Childrens #PictureBook  "I Am Musical Adventures with Waffles." Barbara tells us she wrote the book to encourage kids to embrace their musicality. She highlights the importance of nurturing kids' musical interests and having open conversations about the music they enjoy. She also shares her background in ethnomusicology and the significance of recognizing and celebrating diverse musical cultures. Barbara plans to turn "Adventures of Waffles" into a series, exploring various aspects of music and how people of all backgrounds experience it. Click here to visit Barbara's website - www.adventuresofwaffles.com  Click here to visit our website - www.readingwithyourkids.com 

MacBreak Weekly (Video HI)
MBW 896: Waffles at JJ's! - RCS to iMessage, "Fuzzy Feelings", Dua Lipa

MacBreak Weekly (Video HI)

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2023 140:15


RCS messaging is finally coming to the iPhone in 2024. So, will Apple continue to use green bubbles for non-iMessage messages? Apple released its holiday film titled 'Fuzzy Feelings'. And last week, Nothing announced an iMessage app in partnership with Sunbird for Android users but took down the app within 24 hours due to security issues found within the app.  Inside the Chaos at OpenAI. Apple Music Classical is now available on the iPad. Apple says RCS messaging coming to the iPhone in 2024. RCS messages will use green bubbles, Apple confirms. Watch Apple's annual holiday film now: 'Fuzzy Feelings'. Nothing's iMessage app was a security catastrophe, taken down in 24 hours. Epic Games' Sweeney takes aim at Android's 'Fake Open Platform'. Tim Cook talks about his personal life and work at Apple in interview with Dua Lipa. Picks of the Week Jason's Pick: Timery Andy's Pick: Panels Alex's Pick: FujiFilm Instax Hosts: Leo Laporte, Alex Lindsay, Andy Ihnatko, and Jason Snell Download or subscribe to this show at https://twit.tv/shows/macbreak-weekly. Get episodes ad-free with Club TWiT at https://twit.tv/clubtwit Sponsors: wix.com/studio?utm_campaign=pa_podcast_studio_10/ 23_TWiT%5Esponsors_cta zocdoc.com/macbreak discourse.org/twit

MacBreak Weekly (MP3)
MBW 896: Waffles at JJ's! - RCS to iMessage, "Fuzzy Feelings", Dua Lipa

MacBreak Weekly (MP3)

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2023 140:15


RCS messaging is finally coming to the iPhone in 2024. So, will Apple continue to use green bubbles for non-iMessage messages? Apple released its holiday film titled 'Fuzzy Feelings'. And last week, Nothing announced an iMessage app in partnership with Sunbird for Android users but took down the app within 24 hours due to security issues found within the app.  Inside the Chaos at OpenAI. Apple Music Classical is now available on the iPad. Apple says RCS messaging coming to the iPhone in 2024. RCS messages will use green bubbles, Apple confirms. Watch Apple's annual holiday film now: 'Fuzzy Feelings'. Nothing's iMessage app was a security catastrophe, taken down in 24 hours. Epic Games' Sweeney takes aim at Android's 'Fake Open Platform'. Tim Cook talks about his personal life and work at Apple in interview with Dua Lipa. Picks of the Week Jason's Pick: Timery Andy's Pick: Panels Alex's Pick: FujiFilm Instax Hosts: Leo Laporte, Alex Lindsay, Andy Ihnatko, and Jason Snell Download or subscribe to this show at https://twit.tv/shows/macbreak-weekly. Get episodes ad-free with Club TWiT at https://twit.tv/clubtwit Sponsors: wix.com/studio?utm_campaign=pa_podcast_studio_10/ 23_TWiT%5Esponsors_cta zocdoc.com/macbreak discourse.org/twit

All TWiT.tv Shows (MP3)
MacBreak Weekly 896: Waffles at JJ's!

All TWiT.tv Shows (MP3)

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2023 140:15


RCS messaging is finally coming to the iPhone in 2024. So, will Apple continue to use green bubbles for non-iMessage messages? Apple released its holiday film titled 'Fuzzy Feelings'. And last week, Nothing announced an iMessage app in partnership with Sunbird for Android users but took down the app within 24 hours due to security issues found within the app.  Inside the Chaos at OpenAI. Apple Music Classical is now available on the iPad. Apple says RCS messaging coming to the iPhone in 2024. RCS messages will use green bubbles, Apple confirms. Watch Apple's annual holiday film now: 'Fuzzy Feelings'. Nothing's iMessage app was a security catastrophe, taken down in 24 hours. Epic Games' Sweeney takes aim at Android's 'Fake Open Platform'. Tim Cook talks about his personal life and work at Apple in interview with Dua Lipa. Picks of the Week Jason's Pick: Timery Andy's Pick: Panels Alex's Pick: FujiFilm Instax Hosts: Leo Laporte, Alex Lindsay, Andy Ihnatko, and Jason Snell Download or subscribe to this show at https://twit.tv/shows/macbreak-weekly. Get episodes ad-free with Club TWiT at https://twit.tv/clubtwit Sponsors: wix.com/studio?utm_campaign=pa_podcast_studio_10/ 23_TWiT%5Esponsors_cta zocdoc.com/macbreak discourse.org/twit

Radio Leo (Audio)
MacBreak Weekly 896: Waffles at JJ's!

Radio Leo (Audio)

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2023 140:15


RCS messaging is finally coming to the iPhone in 2024. So, will Apple continue to use green bubbles for non-iMessage messages? Apple released its holiday film titled 'Fuzzy Feelings'. And last week, Nothing announced an iMessage app in partnership with Sunbird for Android users but took down the app within 24 hours due to security issues found within the app.  Inside the Chaos at OpenAI. Apple Music Classical is now available on the iPad. Apple says RCS messaging coming to the iPhone in 2024. RCS messages will use green bubbles, Apple confirms. Watch Apple's annual holiday film now: 'Fuzzy Feelings'. Nothing's iMessage app was a security catastrophe, taken down in 24 hours. Epic Games' Sweeney takes aim at Android's 'Fake Open Platform'. Tim Cook talks about his personal life and work at Apple in interview with Dua Lipa. Picks of the Week Jason's Pick: Timery Andy's Pick: Panels Alex's Pick: FujiFilm Instax Hosts: Leo Laporte, Alex Lindsay, Andy Ihnatko, and Jason Snell Download or subscribe to this show at https://twit.tv/shows/macbreak-weekly. Get episodes ad-free with Club TWiT at https://twit.tv/clubtwit Sponsors: wix.com/studio?utm_campaign=pa_podcast_studio_10/ 23_TWiT%5Esponsors_cta zocdoc.com/macbreak discourse.org/twit

All TWiT.tv Shows (Video LO)
MacBreak Weekly 896: Waffles at JJ's!

All TWiT.tv Shows (Video LO)

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2023 140:15


RCS messaging is finally coming to the iPhone in 2024. So, will Apple continue to use green bubbles for non-iMessage messages? Apple released its holiday film titled 'Fuzzy Feelings'. And last week, Nothing announced an iMessage app in partnership with Sunbird for Android users but took down the app within 24 hours due to security issues found within the app.  Inside the Chaos at OpenAI. Apple Music Classical is now available on the iPad. Apple says RCS messaging coming to the iPhone in 2024. RCS messages will use green bubbles, Apple confirms. Watch Apple's annual holiday film now: 'Fuzzy Feelings'. Nothing's iMessage app was a security catastrophe, taken down in 24 hours. Epic Games' Sweeney takes aim at Android's 'Fake Open Platform'. Tim Cook talks about his personal life and work at Apple in interview with Dua Lipa. Picks of the Week Jason's Pick: Timery Andy's Pick: Panels Alex's Pick: FujiFilm Instax Hosts: Leo Laporte, Alex Lindsay, Andy Ihnatko, and Jason Snell Download or subscribe to this show at https://twit.tv/shows/macbreak-weekly. Get episodes ad-free with Club TWiT at https://twit.tv/clubtwit Sponsors: wix.com/studio?utm_campaign=pa_podcast_studio_10/ 23_TWiT%5Esponsors_cta zocdoc.com/macbreak discourse.org/twit

Radio Leo (Video HD)
MacBreak Weekly 896: Waffles at JJ's!

Radio Leo (Video HD)

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2023 140:15


RCS messaging is finally coming to the iPhone in 2024. So, will Apple continue to use green bubbles for non-iMessage messages? Apple released its holiday film titled 'Fuzzy Feelings'. And last week, Nothing announced an iMessage app in partnership with Sunbird for Android users but took down the app within 24 hours due to security issues found within the app.  Inside the Chaos at OpenAI. Apple Music Classical is now available on the iPad. Apple says RCS messaging coming to the iPhone in 2024. RCS messages will use green bubbles, Apple confirms. Watch Apple's annual holiday film now: 'Fuzzy Feelings'. Nothing's iMessage app was a security catastrophe, taken down in 24 hours. Epic Games' Sweeney takes aim at Android's 'Fake Open Platform'. Tim Cook talks about his personal life and work at Apple in interview with Dua Lipa. Picks of the Week Jason's Pick: Timery Andy's Pick: Panels Alex's Pick: FujiFilm Instax Hosts: Leo Laporte, Alex Lindsay, Andy Ihnatko, and Jason Snell Download or subscribe to this show at https://twit.tv/shows/macbreak-weekly. Get episodes ad-free with Club TWiT at https://twit.tv/clubtwit Sponsors: wix.com/studio?utm_campaign=pa_podcast_studio_10/ 23_TWiT%5Esponsors_cta zocdoc.com/macbreak discourse.org/twit

Uncle Steve's Iron Maiden Zone
The Waffle Zone... Episode 216

Uncle Steve's Iron Maiden Zone

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2023 89:51


This week on The Waffle Zone:1. Live at Donnington Review.2. Nickname talk...3. Paul Stanley talk...4. Cool Kiddo talk.5. Music & Podcast talk.6. 667. Deadly Sins.8. Waffles.Join Kirsty & Steve in the Facebook Group!https://www.facebook.com/groups/849540069613204Follow us on Twitter @UncleSteveRockEmail the show- IronMaidenPodcast@gmail.comSupport the show

ContenderCast with Justin Honaman
EASTERN STANDARD PROVISIONS :: PRETZELS, WAFFLES & MORE

ContenderCast with Justin Honaman

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2023 23:15


Eastern Standard Provisions delivers expertly crafted, one-of-a-kind artisanal soft pretzels and artfully blended flavored salts & sugars because life is just too short not to love every bite. Their Boston-based team, with deep roots throughout New England, is fiercely passionate in their pursuit of making the best soft pretzels on the planet. This stemmed from their mutual love for pretzels, and a realization that finding one on the market that lived up to expectations was nearly impossible. So, they decided to make it. And they now ship pretzels and waffles. Founder and CEO Bill Deacon joins Justin to discuss this delicious brand!

LE Podcast MTL
LE PODCAST MTL | Episode 233 | THE MARVELS

LE Podcast MTL

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2023 116:05


LE PODCAST MTL | Episode 233 | THE MARVELS Sponsored by LS Cream https://www.creamls.com/ Sujets : 0:00 Pre-show Talk 5:10 Anecdote de Stevens au lave-auto 9:13 Introduction 14:11 Intro de Shirley et sa business Seafood Broth 21:06 Chicken & Waffles à Montréal 26:22 Martin en Colombie 33:44 New York Giants et le Fantasy League de Gaby 35:23 Draymond Green et Rudy Gobert 39:03 Discussion et Critique : The Marvels and MCU 1:07:02 Clip Aqua Teen Hunger Force 1:09:22 Côtes du podcast et côtes imdb 1:11:35 Fin de la série Loki 1:17:10 Yvonne Orji, vierge à 39 ans 1:19:46 Will Smith : Son meilleur ami de 40 ans révèle tous à Tasha K 1:23:55 Formule 1 à Las Vegas : Transformation de strip 1:25:13 Mark Zuckerberg : Première entrevue dans le metaverse 1:29:30 L'influenceure : décèdé par une liposuction au genoux 1:30:23 King Charles: Promet l'aisance de la vie au peuple avec sa couronne de 1 billion$ 1:31:37 Terrence Howard : Seulement 12 000$ pour Hustle & Flow 1:37:50 Service de Securité Incendie de Montréal : Visé par une plainte 1:39:10 Grève et condition des enseignants 1:45:40 Anecdote de Stevens au concessionaire LISTEN ON SPOTIFY https://open.spotify.com/show/5PQDUyBKSNyPdc1567RqNw?si=1672dcf1eaae472f Follow LE Podcast MTL sur IG: https://www.instagram.com/lepodcastmtl/ Follow Stevens: https://www.instagram.com/stevensjcharles/ Follow Gaby: https://www.instagram.com/gabymichel2000/ Uncut and uncensored! LE Podcast MTL

Bottled Up
Tapping into the Food and Radio World with Dave Melton

Bottled Up

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2023 35:50


In today's episode, we have a special guest, Dave Melton, owner-operator of the popular Rockin' Chicken and Waffles restaurant. Joining our host, Andrew Allen, Dave shares his journey as an entrepreneur and his passion for music and radio. As they delve into the world of local business, they discuss the importance of customer satisfaction and the excellent service that sets Rockin' Chicken and Waffles apart from their competitors. From their strategic location off the interstate to their strong online presence, Dave and Andrew explore the keys to success in the restaurant industry. Get ready for some mouth-watering discussions as they dive into the menu, highlighting the signature chicken and waffles dish. Plus, they touch on the role of community involvement and the potential for growth in their area. Stay tuned for an inspiring conversation filled with insights and valuable lessons for local business owners and entrepreneurs.  If you're a fan of chicken and waffles, you don't want to miss hearing about Rockin' Chicken and Waffles' delicious menu items, including their ever-popular chicken and waffles dish! Let's dive right into the delicious world of Rockin' Chicken and Waffles with Dave Melton on this episode of Bottled Up!   3 Key Episode Takeaways: 1. Customer service is king: It's crucial to prioritize customer satisfaction by offering excellent service and going above and beyond to meet their needs.  2. Location matters: Choosing a strategic location and being easily accessible to customers, both online and offline, can significantly impact the success of your business. 3. Being part of the community: Engaging and supporting the local community not only strengthens your business's reputation but also opens doors to partnerships and growth opportunities. This episode is made possible by Allen Beverages Please subscribe, rate, and review The Bottled Up Podcast wherever you listen to your favorite podcasts. Want To Know More About Allen Beverages? Website: allenbeverages.com Facebook: @allenbeverages

Funeral Potatoes & Wool Mittens
Nordic Waffles: From Fair to Food Hall to Freezers Across the U.S. with Founder Stine Aasland and CEO Jeremy Ely

Funeral Potatoes & Wool Mittens

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2023 66:56


Stine Aasland's dream of creating a Nordic Waffle Wafflelution has come true, and that means we get to delight in sweet and savory, handheld, heart-shaped waffles all day long.  Stine, known as Norway's Waffle Queen, came to America in 2015 with two suitcases, a waffle recipe, and a dream. On today's show, Stine and Nordic Waffle's CEO, Jeremy Ely, talk about everything from selling cozy, soft and thin waffles at Valleyfair to the Minnesota State Fair, to what happened when a pandemic shut down their main revenue stream, her advice to people with a business dream, and why they like to partner with companies close to home.  Stine, Jeremy and I talk about what we add to our Nordic Waffles to make them extra special.  And then Stine unexpectedly advises us on the only one ingredient she says is not very good on a Nordic waffle. And if you want to make the Scandi snack at home, Stine shares her basic Norwegian waffle recipe, which includes her two most special ingredients—cardamom and love. Get the recipes and photos on randomsweets.com. Web: nordicwaffles.com Where to Buy: https://www.nordicwaffles.com/locations Email: hello@nordicwaffles.com Instagram: @nordicwaffles Facebook: Nordic Waffles TikTok: nordicwaffles #wafflelution Randomsweets.com #ourSweetMidwestLife Website: randomsweets.com  Instagram: @potatoesandmittens Instagram: @randomsweets Facebook: Random Sweets Email: staci@randomsweets.com Also mentioned:  Kramarczuk's Top The Tater Hormel Foods Urban Growler Brewing Company Farm Stores Gjetost (brown cheese) Lunds & Byerlys Kowalski's Markets Cub Foods Hy-Vee Potluck at Rosedale Mall Pheasant Restaurant & Lounge DashMart   --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/potatoesandmittens/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/potatoesandmittens/support

The Situation with Michael Brown
11-9-23 - 7am - Waffles or Pancakes

The Situation with Michael Brown

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2023 34:34 Transcription Available


Elevate Student Ministry
Waffles & Spaghetti | Little Black Book - Week 2

Elevate Student Ministry

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2023 40:41


November 8, 2023 Pastor Dominick Farone

Ultimate Black Man Radio Podcast
Ain't No Waffles In This House

Ultimate Black Man Radio Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2023 56:06


In this episode, Gabe and Special guest Samya discuss Cheesecake gate, list, and going on dates to the Waffle House. You can find Gabe Here: Instagram: ultimateblackman Tik Tok: ultimateblackman Youtube: ultimateblackman You can find Samya Here: Instagram: samyatravels Website: stampedd.com

The Big Homies House
161: CLUB DIGITAL HAS WAFFLES ft SONNY DIGITAL - Big Homies House Ep. 161

The Big Homies House

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2023 26:24


CLUB DIGITAL HAS WAFFLES   ft SONNY DIGITAL  -  Big Homies House Ep. 161 #sonnydigital #clubdigital #bighomieshouse #atlanta  We had the Homie Sonny digital on this week to discuss his newest project “Dolores Son” we talk about him getting respect as a Rapper as opposed to his work as a producer. We also talk about what is more essential to blowing in artist up in 2023, the club or Social Media? And do number one hits still matter? Also, where is the best chicken in Atlanta????  All this and more ‼️‼️‼️ BIG HOMIES HOUSE AUDIO HERE: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-big-homies-house/id1520022230 Stream “Dolores Son” Here:  https://music.apple.com/us/album/dolores-son/1709291738 This Weeks Guest:  @sonnydigital  TIMESTAMPS  2:21 - Getting Respected As A Rapper? 10:09 - Club or Social Media ? 14:31 - Number 1 Still Matters? 16:09 - Chart Comparisons  18:52 - Is Hip Hop Still Gangsta  21:40 - Top Chicken Spots In Atlanta  Big Homies House, The Big Homies House, Big Homie Kodaq, Big Homie Jojo, ATLANTA RADIO, ATLANTA, PODCAST, ATLANTA PODCAST, IHEARTRADIO, iheartatlanta, iheartpodcasts, Big Homies House, BREAKFAST CLUB, CHARLAMAGNE THE GOD, DJ ENVY, Sonny Digital, For All The Dogs,  Dolores Son, November, TAYLOR SWIFT

Daily Soap Opera Spoilers by Soap Dirt (GH, Y&R, B&B, and DOOL)
Young and Restless 2 Week Spoilers November 6 - 17: Victor Rages at Everyone & Phyllis Waffles #yr

Daily Soap Opera Spoilers by Soap Dirt (GH, Y&R, B&B, and DOOL)

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2023 10:04


Click to Subscribe: https://bit.ly/Youtube-Subscribe-SoapDirt The Young and the Restless two week spoilers from November 6th through to the 17th see Victor Newman (Eric Braeden) confronting his children and Nate Hastings (Sean Dominic), after Adam Newman (Mark Grossman) tries to have him checked by a doctor.  And expect another intense showdown between Phyllis Summers (Michelle Stafford) and Christine Williams (Lauralee Bell) over Danny Romalotti (Michael Damian) on Y&R. The storylines abound with intrigue and drama as Mariah Copeland (Camryn Grimes) and Tessa Porter (Cait Fairbanks) stress over Aria Porter Copeland's hearing aids. They visit the doctor and are thrilled when Aria can hear.  Meanwhile, Nikki Newman (Melody Thomas Scott) finds herself in a peculiar situation with Claire Grace (Hayley Eric), who hides something from her and seems to be flirting with Nate per Young & Restless spoilers.  The drama escalates with Devon Hamilton (Bryton James) questioning Nate's sincerity, while Lily Winters (Christel Khalil) feels Daniel Romalotti (Michael Graziadei) is getting too close to Heather Stevens (Vail Bloom).  Nina Webster (Tricia Cast) receives a disturbing phone call about her son Chance Chancellor (Conner Floyd), setting the stage for a Summer Newman (Allison Lanier) vs Sharon Newman (Sharon Case) showdown on Young and Restless these two weeks 11/6-11/17/2023. Visit our Young and the Restless section of Soap Dirt:  https://soapdirt.com/category/young-and-the-restless/ Listen to our Podcasts: https://soapdirt.podbean.com/ Check out our always up-to-date Young and the Restless Spoilers page at:  https://soapdirt.com/young-and-the-restless-spoilers/ Check Out our Social Media... Twitter: https://twitter.com/SoapDirtTV Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SoapDirt Pinterest: https://www.pinterest.com/soapdirt/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@soapdirt Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/soapdirt/

The Splendid Table
791: Fall Cookbook Roundup

The Splendid Table

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2023 50:20


It's our favorite time of year – Fall Cookbook season! We're joined by baker Samantha Seneviratne, author of Bake Smart, who tells us about her favorite baking techniques, including a butter trick that creates the creamy texture in her Gooey Cranberry Crumb Cake. Then, chef and content creator Jon Kung talks about his debut cookbook, Kung Food: Chinese American Recipes from a Third-Culture Kitchen. He tells us about his cultural identity as a “third-culture kid,” how he experienced multiple cultures at once while growing up, and how he applies that experience to his fusion cooking. He shares a recipe for reimagined Hong Kong Style Chicken and Waffles. Then, Rose Previte, author of the new book Maydan: Recipes from Lebanon and Beyond, talks about travels and her cultural background that influenced her award-winning restaurant and her interest in dishes cooked over fire like Omani Grilled Shrimp Kebabs.Broadcast dates for this episode:November 3, 2023 (originally aired)Donate to The Splendid Table today and we will show our appreciation with a special thank-you gift.

Tribe Chat
Kinky Desserts & King Talk

Tribe Chat

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2023 51:44


Indulge your senses and prepare for an enticing and boundary-pushing experience as Omari sits down with the legendary adult film star and fetish performer, King Noire, in the captivating atmosphere of the black-owned Kinky Desserts Bar, nestled in the vibrant lower east side of Manhattan. Welcome to the highly anticipated second episode of season three of Tribechat, titled "Kinky Desserts & King Talk."As you step inside the Kinky Desserts Bar, your eyes are immediately drawn to the meticulously crafted baked treats that adorn the display. Waffles, cupcakes, and cakes take on alluring shapes, mirroring the human form with breasts, vaginas, and penises. This black-owned dessert bar fearlessly celebrates sensuality and pushes the boundaries of culinary artistry.In this episode, King Noire takes center stage, captivating us with his storytelling prowess as he delves into his award-winning pan-sexual adult film scene. With a raw and unapologetic approach, he invites us into a world of exploration, pleasure, and uninhibited desires, leaving us captivated by his talent and charisma.During his visit to the tri-state area, King Noire shares his journey of recording the music video for his latest song, "King Said(XXxcellenc)." As the pulsating beats of his music fill the air, we are transported into the realm of his creativity, witnessing the seamless fusion of his passions for music and adult entertainment.But it's not all about the glitz and glamour. King Noire fearlessly embraces his identity as Queer, sharing with us the intimate moments when he knew Jett Sett Jasmine was the woman who would capture his heart. Their love defies societal norms, reminding us of the power of connection and the beauty found in unconventional relationships.In a candid conversation on sexual health, King Noire and Omari shed light on the importance of regular testing. They delve into the new and essential "MGEN" test, highlighting its significance in maintaining a healthy sexual lifestyle. King Noire also opens up about his use of Prep medication, a powerful tool in mitigating exposure to HIV/AIDS and ensuring a fulfilling and safe sexual experience.Transitioning to King's music career, Omari and King Noire explore the highs and lows of being signed to record labels. Their passionate discussion culminates in a clash of opinions as they debate their picks for the "top 5 dead or alive" best rappers, showcasing their love for the art form and their unwavering dedication to their craft.But this episode doesn't shy away from exploring uncharted territories. King Noire fearlessly shares his journey into the world of polyamory, offering invaluable insights and advice on being taken seriously as a male fetish performer in the BDSM community. His words challenge societal norms and empower listeners to embrace their desires without judgment.Prepare yourself for a nearly hour-long exclusive one-on-one interview that traverses the realms of pleasure, vulnerability, and empowerment. "Kinky Desserts & King Talk" is a risqué and evocative exploration of human connections, inviting you to question societal standards and embrace the beauty found in diverse desires. Join Omari and King Noire in this unforgettable podcast episode that will leave you craving more.

The Doctor's Farmacy with Mark Hyman, M.D.
How Social Media And AI Impacts Our Mental Health: Reclaiming Our Minds And Hearts And Healing A Divided World with Tobias Rose-Stockwell

The Doctor's Farmacy with Mark Hyman, M.D.

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2023 77:52


This episode is brought to you by Rupa Health, BiOptimizers, Zero Acre, and Pendulum.The rise of social media has revolutionized the way we connect, share information, and interact with one another. While it has undoubtedly brought numerous benefits, there is growing concern about its impact on our mental health. Today on The Doctor's Farmacy, I'm excited to talk to Tobias Rose-Stockwell about how the internet has broken our brains, what we can do to fix it, and how to navigate this complex digital landscape. Tobias Rose-Stockwell is a writer, designer, and media researcher whose work has been featured in major outlets such as The Atlantic, WIRED, NPR, the BBC, CNN, and many others. His research has been cited in the adoption of key interventions to reduce toxicity and polarization within leading tech platforms. He previously led humanitarian projects in Southeast Asia focused on civil war reconstruction efforts, work for which he was honored with an award from the 14th Dalai Lama. He lives in New York with his cat Waffles.This episode is brought to you by Rupa Health, BiOptimizers, Zero Acre, and Pendulum.Access more than 3,000 specialty lab tests with Rupa Health. You can check out a free, live demo with a Q&A or create an account at RupaHealth.com today.During the entire month of November, Bioptimizers is offering their biggest discount you can get AND amazing gifts with purchase. Just go to bioptimizers.com/hyman with code hyman10.Zero Acre Oil is an all-purpose cooking oil. Go to zeroacre.com/MARK or use code MARK to redeem an exclusive offer.Pendulum is offering my listeners 20% off their first month of an Akkermansia subscription with code HYMAN. Head to Pendulumlife.com to check it out.Here are more details from our interview (audio version / Apple Subscriber version):The superpower that social media has provided to us (5:55 / 4:21)How our traditional knowledge systems have been deconstructed (7:39 / 5:15)The challenges of uncovering what is true (12:43 / 10:18)How Tobais's time in Cambodia led him to this work (15:05 / 12:42)The harms of social media (26:57 / 22:36)Historical media disruptions (32:57 / 28:37)The dangers of misinformation (35:27 / 31:06)Challenges and opportunities around AI (42:09 / 37:58)How governments and platforms can reduce the harms of social media (55:10 / 50:59)Individual actions to improve the impact of social media (1:02:30 / 58:09)Get a copy of Outrage Machine: How Tech Amplifies Discontent, Disrupts Democracy―And What We Can Do About It. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

All Of It
'Kung Food' Cookbook Shares 'Third Culture' Recipes

All Of It

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2023 13:40


Self-taught cook Jon Kung's new cookbook includes recipes from his childhood in Hong Kong and Toronto, and time spent living in Detroit. There are instructions for making dishes such as Vegan Fried Chicken Sandwiches, Buffalo Chicken Rangoon and Hong Kong Chicken and Waffles. Kung joins us to talk about the cookbook, which is out today. PORK AND CHIVE DUMPLINGS Think of this as a good starter recipe when you're learning how to make dumplings, and especially how to fold them. Because there are no hard or sharp ingredients (like carrots or cabbage), they're easy to fold without ripping the wrapper. This is probably the most common dumpling filling, both in China and in the US, and it is equally good for any cooking method. Makes 12 dumplings 1 teaspoon cornstarch 4 ounces ground pork 1 cup minced fresh Chinese chives (also called nira green or garlic chives) 1 tablespoon Shaoxing wine 1 teaspoon light soy sauce 1 teaspoon dark soy sauce 12 dumpling wrappers, circular or square Dumpling Dipping Sauce (see below), for serving In a large bowl, mix the cornstarch with 2 teaspoons cool tap water until smooth. Add the pork, chives, wine, and light and dark soy sauces and mix until uniform in texture. Set a small bowl of water on your work surface. Place the dumpling wrappers on a cutting board and use a small spoon to add about 2 teaspoons of the filling to the center of each wrapper. This is the simplest way to fold: Dip a finger into the water and moisten the edges of the bottom half of the wrapper, then fold the top over the bottom, enclosing the filling while pushing out any trapped air. Press on the edges to seal. You can moisten and pleat the sealed edges, if desired. Repeat with the remaining wrappers. Proceed to steam, boil, pan-fry, or deep-fry the dumplings following the instructions below. Serve with dipping sauce on the side. Note: Store-bought wrappers come in a few varieties, including Hong Kong–style ones made yellow by the addition of an alkaline solution (or food coloring) to the dough, green ones made using spinach, and very large squares and rectangles for egg rolls. But the basic ones you need are the palm-size circles (usually labeled “dumpling wrapper”) and squares (usually “wonton wrapper”). When making dumplings, the number you end up with will depend on how much filling you include in each one. It's always a good idea  to have extra wrappers on hand, too, as sometimes they get stuck together or torn.

Murphy, Sam & Jodi
Real life ghost stories / What movie may threaten the Eras Tour movie / New waffles you're going to want to try

Murphy, Sam & Jodi

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2023 30:54


REAL LIFE Ghost Stories. Every year these get better!! What did you see? What happened that made you BELIEVE? Tell you what MOVIE may threaten the Taylor Swift ERAS movie this weekend in theaters. The Food Dude has some new waffles you're going to want in your life.

Made of Stars
Ammonia, Sun Spots, Space Lasers, Waffles and Betelgeuse

Made of Stars

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2023 37:31


Russians on the ISS are having another ammonia issue. Sun spots have decreased in volume which may mean we didn't enter solar maximum early after all. NASA will demonstrate their two-way laser communication system. Plus, Betegeuse's dimming may have now been explained.

Behind the Bots
Battlebots Champions Season 2 Episode 3 review with Brad Hanstad and Shea Waffles Johns

Behind the Bots

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2023 105:59


This week on Behind the Bots, we're reviewing season 2 episode 3 of The Golden Bolt tournament, AKA Sin City Slugfest, AKA BattleBots Champions with special guests Brad Hanstad and Shea Waffles Johns! Brandon Young joins Kyle as a guest host for the rest of the month! Buy Triton and Deep Six Merch! https://www.teamoverboard.com/store.html#/ Check out Send Cut Send: https://sendcutsend.com/   Follow us on Facebook: facebook.com/behindthebots   Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts Tell a friend about the show; we really appreciate your support!    

Uncle Steve's Iron Maiden Zone
The Waffle Zone... Episode 212

Uncle Steve's Iron Maiden Zone

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2023 74:00


This week on The Waffle Zone:1. AUSTRALIA TALK!2. Quest Potes?!3. Pote Quosts?!4. A Dietary Portion of Waffles...5.  @alicecooper talk.6. 667. Downward Slopes8. @KKsPriest talk.9. @officialcult talk. 10. @IronMaiden talk (imagine that!)11. Podcast talk.Join the FACEBOOK Group! https://www.facebook.com/groups/849540069613204Follow us on Twitter @UncleSteveRockEmail the show- IronMaidenPodcast@gmail.comSupport the show

Family Worship Center

Waffles! Pastor Tracy talks about our life being life a waffle! You need to listen to this!

Two Girls one Brain Cell
Meet the puppers

Two Girls one Brain Cell

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2023 30:04


Sadie and Waffles join us for our second episode. Join us to talk football, puppers, and new segments. Send your pupdates to 2girlz1bcell@gmail.com ❤️

waffles puppers
What Did You Say?
121. Waffles vs. Pancakes

What Did You Say?

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2023 41:33


Audra reports back from Vegas and the Adele concert. She also finds the worlds tallest thermometer. Ann wins a Regional Emmy and we find out what's better waffle or pancakes. -------- Email: audraANDann@gmail.com -------- Connect with us on Facebook - https://tinyurl.com/2vfy2zb2 -------- Instagram search for WhatDidYouSayA --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/audraandann/support

unGROWN-UPS
Episode 87: Little League, Porsches, Chicken, Concert Tickets, Halloween Spirit, and More!

unGROWN-UPS

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2023 124:07


Your favorite mustachioed unGROWN-UPS, Ryan and Matthew, are back in action with their buddy Nick accompanying them for the first half before he bails to coach a Little League game. Listen as the gentlemen somehow run a thread through the following topics: stickers, betting on Little League, Rennsport, Porsche desires, pitching a tent, Japanese Classic Car Show, Roscoe's House of Chicken and Waffles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Halloween decor, concert tickets, Thanksgiving 2024, SuperMotocross, EV charging with a goat, Matthew gets elected, NYC test-drives, Hoots, theme park annual passes, Travis Pastrana, cryogenics, blastin', new phone fun, the neighborhood, and pregnancy.

Dirshu Mishnah Brurah Yomi
MB2 67b: Pancakes, Waffles, Pretzels and Other Baked Items (168:7-8)

Dirshu Mishnah Brurah Yomi

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2023


The Twitch and MJ Podcast Podcast
Crankin' Out Dong Waffles!

The Twitch and MJ Podcast Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2023 5:45


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ContenderCast with Justin Honaman
NANA'S CHICKEN-N-WAFFLES

ContenderCast with Justin Honaman

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2023 20:05


Nana's is a family-oriented, Louisiana/Maryland style diner. Their goal is to provide fresh, hot, and comforting food that will make you feel at home while giving you a little peek inside the cuisine of Louisiana and Maryland. Owner Kelli Ferrell joins Justin to discuss this hot restaurant concept!

Radio Labyrinth
S8 Ep39: Pea's Nut Butter Waffles

Radio Labyrinth

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2023 45:35


In the latest episode of the Radio Labyrinth Podcast, Tim and Steph share their recent Waffle House adventure, where Steph received the wrong order and surprisingly had no complaints. Tune in to hear the intriguing story behind this incident. The hosts also dissect a rather eccentric "Top 50 List" titled "Best TV Shows Of The Century (So Far)" from an undisclosed website, delving into the absurdity of the Top 10 selections on this list. But that's not all! The podcast takes a deep dive into the latest series "GEN V" on Prime, brought to you by the creators of "The Boys." Prepare to embark on a journey as they explore this exciting new show and even create their very own superheroes, harkening back to the days of their childhood. Redd Boxx makes a memorable appearance with a fresh voice and delivers some intriguing news stories. From Tom Hanks allegedly being A.I. copied to an unexpected incident involving a Disney theme park, and Taylor Swift's involvement in football, there's no shortage of engaging discussions. Steph's reactions to some of these stories are not to be missed. As always, the podcast presents "Views or Snooze?" and "Staff Picks" to keep you in the loop with the hottest recommendations of the week. If you're enjoying the vibrant vibes and laughter on Radio Labyrinth, show your support by hitting that thumbs-up button, subscribing, and leaving a positive rating on Spotify. Join Tim, Jeff, Dustin and Steph for a relaxed journey through the pop culture universe on Radio Labyrinth, where they're all about Keeping It Canon! ——————————————— YouTube version of this Podcast: https://youtu.be/0nrY_JEMIlo ——————————————— Become a Radio Labyrinth Patron! https://www.patreon.com/Timandrews For Exclusive Content available first for our Patreon Patrons! ——————————————— Steph's Walk: https://www2.jdrf.org/site/TR?fr_id=9210&pg=personal&px=13639377&fbclid=IwAR1Km1gWP-kUxNXBmkBBPAhW1DMW1o06GEi2s-ohbh9rmks32SiRSoMR-FI Tim's Cameo Link: https://www.cameo.com/tandrewsatl?fbclid=IwAR3G-bUKfLDmT2SHY2zydO1NYb-Ss3fkYr037rhtuBFONYigw-_Vm1ZicYw ——————————————— #WaffleHouseAdventures #TVShowsOfTheCentury #GENVonPrime #SuperheroCreations #PopCultureExploration #NewsAndLaughs #Satire #Comedy #GenX #GenXer #RadioLabyrinthPodcast #Radio #AtlantaRadio #Atlanta ——————————————— Hosts: Tim Andrews, Jeff Leiboff, Steph Swain and Dustin Lollar Audio & Video Edited by Dustin Lollar Redd Boxx Puppet created by Mark Schrankel @WhoBuddiez.com ——————————————— Social Media: Twitter - https://twitter.com/radio_labyrinth Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/radiolabyrinth/ Instagram - @RadioLabyrinthPresents and @RadioLabyrinth TikTok - @RLPodcast ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ Atlanta Pizza & Gyro http://www.atlantapizzagyro.com/ https://www.facebook.com/atlpizza/ LDI REPRO PRINTING OF ATHENS CALL 706-316-9366 OR EMAIL THEM AT ATHENS@LDILINE.COM. ——————————————— THANK YOU SO MUCH TO ALL OF OUR RADIO PRODUCERS & PATRONS! Thanks to our Radio Labyrinth Producers: Jeff Peterson, Bryan Smith, Chelsey Smith, Kevin Jackson, Jim Fortner, Brett Perkins, Terri Fuller, Chris Chandler, Tim Slaton, Mike Hall, Mike D, Matt Carter & Robey Neeley   And thank you to all of our awesome Patreon Patrons: Hemp Huntress, Tracy McCoy, Emily Warren, Buck Monterey, Randy Reeves, Robey Neeley, Robert Kerns, Wayne Blair, Sherrie Dougherty, Rusty Weinberg, Michael Einhaus, Mark Weilandt, Leslie Haynie, Kevin Stokes, Jesse Rusinski, Jeremy Truman, Jeff Peterson, Herb Lamb, Gwynne Ketcham, Denise Reynolds, David C Funk, Collin Omen, Christopher Doerr, Chris Weilandt, Chris Cosentino, Erick Malmstrom, Brian Jackson, Brennon Price, Andrew Mulazzi, Andrew Harbin, Amber Gilpatrick, Alan Barker, Aaron Roberts, Walt Murray PI, Sam Wells, Ryan Wilson, Lou Coniglio, Kevin Schwartz, Gus Turner, Jim Fortner, Scott Augustine, Jonathan Wilson, Cynthia Hadaway, Tony Outlaw and Dave Benson

Screaming in the Cloud
Ask Me Anything with Corey Quinn

Screaming in the Cloud

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2023 53:56


In this special live-recorded episode of Screaming in the Cloud, Corey interviews himself— well, kind of. Corey hosts an AMA session, answering both live and previously submitted questions from his listeners. Throughout this episode, Corey discusses misconceptions about his public persona, the nature of consulting on AWS bills, why he focuses so heavily on AWS offerings, his favorite breakfast foods, and much, much more. Corey shares insights into how he monetizes his public persona without selling out his genuine opinions on the products he advertises, his favorite and least favorite AWS services, and some tips and tricks to get the most out of re:Invent.About CoreyCorey is the Chief Cloud Economist at The Duckbill Group. Corey's unique brand of snark combines with a deep understanding of AWS's offerings, unlocking a level of insight that's both penetrating and hilarious. He lives in San Francisco with his spouse and daughters.Links Referenced: lastweekinaws.com/disclosures: https://lastweekinaws.com/disclosures duckbillgroup.com: https://duckbillgroup.com TranscriptAnnouncer: Hello, and welcome to Screaming in the Cloud with your host, Chief Cloud Economist at The Duckbill Group, Corey Quinn. This weekly show features conversations with people doing interesting work in the world of cloud, thoughtful commentary on the state of the technical world, and ridiculous titles for which Corey refuses to apologize. This is Screaming in the Cloud.Corey: As businesses consider automation to help build and manage their hybrid cloud infrastructures, deployment speed is important, but so is cost. Red Hat Ansible Automation Platform is available in the AWS Marketplace to help you meet your cloud spend commitments while delivering best-of-both-worlds support.Corey: Well, all right. Thank you all for coming. Let's begin and see how this whole thing shakes out, which is fun and exciting, and for some godforsaken reason the lights like to turn off, so we're going to see if that continues. I've been doing Screaming in the Cloud for about, give or take, 500 episodes now, which is more than a little bit ridiculous. And I figured it would be a nice change of pace if I could, instead of reaching out and talking to folks who are innovative leaders in the space and whatnot, if I could instead interview my own favorite guest: myself.Because the entire point is, I'm usually the one sitting here asking questions, so I'm instead going to now gather questions from you folks—and feel free to drop some of them into the comments—but I've solicited a bunch of them, I'm going to work through them and see what you folks want to know about me. I generally try to be fairly transparent, but let's have fun with it. To be clear, if this is your first exposure to my Screaming in the Cloud podcast show, it's generally an interview show talking with people involved with the business of cloud. It's not intended to be snarky because not everyone enjoys thinking on their feet quite like that, but rather a conversation of people about what they're passionate about. I'm passionate about the sound of my own voice. That's the theme of this entire episode.So, there are a few that have come through that are in no particular order. I'm going to wind up powering through them, and again, throw some into the comments if you want to have other ones added. If you're listening to this in the usual Screaming in the Cloud place, well, send me questions and I am thrilled to wind up passing out more of them. The first one—a great one to start—comes with someone asked me a question about the video feed. “What's with the Minecraft pickaxe on the wall?” It's made out of foam.One of my favorite stories, and despite having a bunch of stuff on my wall that is interesting and is stuff that I've created, years ago, I wrote a blog post talking about how machine learning is effectively selling digital pickaxes into a gold rush. Because the cloud companies pushing it are all selling things such as, you know, they're taking expensive compute, large amounts of storage, and charging by the hour for it. And in response, Amanda, who runs machine learning analyst relations at AWS, sent me that by way of retaliation. And it remains one of my absolute favorite gifts. It's, where's all this creativity in the machine-learning marketing? No, instead it's, “We built a robot that can think. But what are we going to do with it now? Microsoft Excel.” Come up with some of that creativity, that energy, and put it into the marketing side of the world.Okay, someone else asks—Brooke asks, “What do I think is people's biggest misconception about me?” That's a good one. I think part of it has been my misconception for a long time about what the audience is. When I started doing this, the only people who ever wound up asking me anything or talking to me about anything on social media already knew who I was, so I didn't feel the need to explain who I am and what I do. So, people sometimes only see the witty banter on Twitter and whatnot and think that I'm just here to make fun of things.They don't notice, for example, that my jokes are never calling out individual people, unless they're basically a US senator, and they're not there to make individual humans feel bad about collectively poor corporate decision-making. I would say across the board, people think that I'm trying to be meaner than I am. I'm going to be honest and say it's a little bit insulting, just from the perspective of, if I really had an axe to grind against people who work at Amazon, for example, is this the best I'd be able to do? I'd like to think that I could at least smack a little bit harder. Speaking of, we do have a question that people sent in in advance.“When was the last time that Mike Julian gave me that look?” Easy. It would have been two days ago because we were both in the same room up in Seattle. I made a ridiculous pun, and he just stared at me. I don't remember what the pun is, but I am an incorrigible punster and as a result, Mike has learned that whatever he does when I make a pun, he cannot incorrige me. Buh-dum-tss. That's right. They're no longer puns, they're dad jokes. A pun becomes a dad joke once the punch line becomes a parent. Yes.Okay, the next one is what is my favorite AWS joke? The easy answer is something cynical and ridiculous, but that's just punching down at various service teams; it's not my goal. My personal favorite is the genie joke where a guy rubs a lamp, Genie comes out and says, “You can have a billion dollars if you can spend $100 million in a month, and you're not allowed to waste it or give it away.” And the person says, “Okay”—like, “Those are the rules.” Like, “Okay. Can I use AWS?” And the genie says, “Well, okay, there's one more rule.” I think that's kind of fun.Let's see, another one. A hardball question: given the emphasis on right-sizing for meager cost savings and the amount of engineering work required to make real architectural changes to get costs down, how do you approach cost controls in companies largely running other people's software? There are not as many companies as you might think where dialing in the specifics of a given application across the board is going to result in meaningful savings. Yes, yes, you're running something in hyperscale, it makes an awful lot of sense, but most workloads don't do that. The mistakes you most often see are misconfigurations for not knowing this arcane bit of AWS trivia, as a good example. There are often things you can do with relatively small amounts of effort. Beyond a certain point, things are going to cost what they're going to cost without a massive rearchitecture and I don't advise people do that because no one is going to be happy rearchitecting just for cost reasons. Doesn't go well.Someone asks, “I'm quite critical of AWS, which does build trust with the audience. Has AWS tried to get you to market some of their services, and would I be open to do that?” That's a great question. Yes, sometimes they do. You can tell this because they wind up buying ads in the newsletter or the podcast and they're all disclaimed as a sponsored piece of content.I do have an analyst arrangement with a couple of different cloud companies, as mentioned lastweekinaws.com/disclosures, and the reason behind that is because you can buy my attention to look at your product and talk to you in-depth about it, but you cannot buy my opinion on it. And those engagements are always tied to, let's talk about what the public is seeing about this. Now, sometimes I write about the things that I'm talking about because that's where my mind goes, but it's not about okay, now go and talk about this because we're paying you to, and don't disclose that you have a financial relationship.No, that is called fraud. I figure I can sell you as an audience out exactly once, so I better be able to charge enough money to never have to work again. Like, when you see me suddenly talk about multi-cloud being great and I became a VP at IBM, about three to six months after that, no one will ever hear from me again because I love nesting doll yacht money. It'll be great.Let's see. The next one I have on my prepared list here is, “Tell me about a time I got AWS to create a pie chart.” I wish I'd see less of it. Every once in a while I'll talk to a team and they're like, “Well, we've prepared a PowerPoint deck to show you what we're talking about.” No, Amazon is famously not a PowerPoint company and I don't know why people feel the need to repeatedly prove that point to me because slides are not always the best way to convey complex information.I prefer to read documents and then have a conversation about them as Amazon tends to do. The visual approach and the bullet lists and all the rest are just frustrating. If I'm going to do a pie chart, it's going to be in service of a joke. It's not going to be anything that is the best way to convey information in almost any sense.“How many internal documents do I think reference me by name at AWS,” is another one. And I don't know the answer to documents, but someone sent me a screenshot once of searching for my name in their Slack internal nonsense thing, and it was about 10,000 messages referenced me that it found. I don't know what they were saying. I have to assume, on some level, just something that does a belt feed from my Twitter account where it lists my name or something. But I choose to believe that no, they actually are talking about me to that level of… of extreme.Let's see, let's turn back to the chat for a sec because otherwise it just sounds like I'm doing all prepared stuff. And I'm thrilled to do that, but I'm also thrilled to wind up fielding questions from folks who are playing along on these things. “I love your talk, ‘Heresy in the Church of Docker.' Do I have any more speaking gigs planned?” Well, today's Wednesday, and this Friday, I have a talk that's going out at the CDK Community Day.I also have a couple of things coming up that are internal corporate presentations at various places. But at the moment, no. I suspect I'll be giving a talk if they accept it at SCALE in Pasadena in March of next year, but at the moment, I'm mostly focused on re:Invent, just because that is eight short weeks away and I more or less destroy the second half of my year because… well, holidays are for other people. We're going to talk about clouds, as Amazon and the rest of us dance to the tune that they play.“Look in my crystal ball; what will the industry look like in 5, 10, or 20 years?” Which is a fun one. You shouldn't listen to me on this. At all. I was the person telling you that virtualization was a flash in the pan, that cloud was never going to catch on, that Kubernetes and containers had a bunch of problems that were unlikely to be solved, and I'm actually kind of enthused about serverless which probably means it's going to flop.I am bad at predicting overall trends, but I have no problem admitting that wow, I was completely wrong on that point, which apparently is a rarer skill than it should be. I don't know what the future the industry holds. I know that we're seeing some AI value shaping up. I think that there's going to be a bit of a downturn in that sector once people realize that just calling something AI doesn't mean you make wild VC piles of money anymore. But there will be use cases that filter out of it. I don't know what they're going to look like yet, but I'm excited to see it.Okay, “Have any of the AWS services increased costs in the last year? I was having a hard time finding historical pricing charts for services.” There have been repricing stories. There have been SMS charges in India that have—and pinpointed a few other things—that wound up increasing because of a government tariff on them and that cost was passed on. Next February, they're going to be charging for public IPV4 addresses.But those tend to be the exceptions. The way that most costs tend increase have been either, it becomes far cheaper for AWS to provide a service and they don't cut the cost—data transfer being a good example—they'll also often have stories in that they're going to start launching a bunch of new things, and you'll notice that AWS bills tend to grow in time. Part of that growth, part of that is just cruft because people don't go back and clean things up. But by and large, I have not seen, “This thing that used to cost you $1 is now going to cost you $2.” That's not how AWS does pricing. Thankfully. Everyone's always been scared of something like that happening. I think that when we start seeing actual increases like that, that's when it's time to start taking a long, hard look at the way that the industry is shaping up. I don't think we're there yet.Okay. “Any plans for a Last Week in Azure or a Last Week in GCP?” Good question. If so, I won't be the person writing it. I don't think that it's reasonable to expect someone to keep up with multiple large companies and their releases. I'd also say that Azure and GCP don't release updates to services with the relentless cadence that AWS does.The reason I built the thing to start with is simply because it was difficult to gather all the information in one place, at least the stuff that I cared about with an economic impact, and by the time I'd done that, it was, well, this is 80% of the way toward republishing it for other people. I expected someone was going to point me at a thing so I didn't have to do it, and instead, everyone signed up. I don't see the need for it. I hope that in those spaces, they're better at telling their own story to the point where the only reason someone would care about a newsletter would be just my sarcasm tied into whatever was released. But that's not something that I'm paying as much attention to, just because my customers are on AWS, my stuff is largely built on AWS, it's what I have to care about.Let's see here. “What do I look forward to at re:Invent?” Not being at re:Invent anymore. I'm there for eight nights a year. That is shitty cloud Chanukah come to life for me. I'm there to set things up in advance, I'm there to tear things down at the end, and I'm trying to have way too many meetings in the middle of all of that. I am useless for the rest of the year after re:Invent, so I just basically go home and breathe into a bag forever.I had a revelation last year about re:Play, which is that I don't have to go to it if I don't want to go. And I don't like the cold, the repetitive music, the giant crowds. I want to go read a book in a bathtub and call it a night, and that's what I hope to do. In practice, I'll probably go grab dinner with other people who feel the same way. I also love the Drink Up I do there every year over at Atomic Liquors. I believe this year, we're partnering with the folks over at RedMonk because a lot of the people we want to talk to are in the same groups.It's just a fun event: show up, let us buy you drinks. There's no badge scan or any nonsense like that. We just want to talk to people who care to come out and visit. I love doing that. It's probably my favorite part of re:Invent other than not being at re:Invent. It's going to be on November 29th this year. If you're listening to this, please come on by if you're unfortunate enough to be in Las Vegas.Someone else had a good question I want to talk about here. “I'm a TAM for AWS. Cost optimization is one of our functions. What do you wish we would do better after all the easy button things such as picking the right instance and family, savings plans RIs, turning off or delete orphan resources, watching out for inefficient data transfer patterns, et cetera?” I'm going to back up and say that you're begging the question here, in that you aren't doing the easy things, at least not at scale, not globally.I used to think that all of my customer engagements would be, okay after the easy stuff, what's next? I love those projects, but in so many cases, I show up and those easy things have not been done. “Well, that just means that your customers haven't been asking their TAM.” Every customer I've had has asked their TAM first. “Should we ask the free expert or the one that charges us a large but reasonable fixed fee? Let's try the free thing first.”The quality of that advice is uneven. I wish that there were at least a solid baseline. I would love to get to a point where I can assume that I can go ahead and be able to just say, “Okay, you've clearly got your RI stuff, you're right-sizing, you're deleting stuff you're not using, taken care of. Now, let's look at the serious architecture stuff.” It's just rare that I get to see it.“What tool, feature, or widget do I wish AWS would build into the budget console?” I want to be able to set a dollar figure, maybe it's zero, maybe it's $20, maybe it is irrelevant, but above whatever I set, the account will not charge me above that figure, period. If that means they have to turn things off if that means they had to delete portions of data, great. But I want that assurance because even now when I kick the tires in a new service, I get worried that I'm going to wind up with a surprise bill because I didn't understand some very subtle interplay of the dynamics. And if I'm worried about that, everyone else is going to wind up getting caught by that stuff, too.I want the freedom to experiment and if it smacks into a wall, okay, cool. That's $20. That was worth learning that. Whatever. I want the ability to not be charged unreasonable overages. And I'm not worried about it turning from 20 into 40. I'm worried about it turning from 20 into 300,000. Like, there's the, “Oh, that's going to have a dent on the quarterlies,” style of [numb 00:16:01]—All right. Someone also asked, “What is the one thing that AWS could do that I believe would reduce costs for both AWS and their customers. And no, canceling re:Invent doesn't count.” I don't think about it in that way because believe it or not, most of my customers don't come to me asking to reduce their bill. They think they do at the start, but what they're trying to do is understand it. They're trying to predict it.Yes, they want to turn off the waste in the rest, but by and large, there are very few AWS offerings that you take a look at and realize what you're getting for it and say, “Nah, that's too expensive.” It can be expensive for certain use cases, but the dangerous part is when the costs are unpredictable. Like, “What's it going to cost me to run this big application in my data center?” The answer is usually, “Well, run it for a month, and then we'll know.” But that's an expensive and dangerous way to go about finding things out.I think that customers don't care about reducing costs as much as they think; they care about controlling them, predicting them, and understanding them. So, how would they make things less expensive? I don't know. I suspect that data transfer if they were to reduce that at least cross-AZ or eliminate it ideally, you'd start seeing a lot more compute usage in multiple AZs. I've had multiple clients who are not spinning things up in multi-AZ, specifically because they'll take the reliability trade-off over the extreme cost of all the replication flowing back and forth. Aside from that, they mostly get a lot of the value right in how they price things, which I don't think people have heard me say before, but it is true.Someone asked a question here of, “Any major trends that I'm seeing in EDP/PPA negotiations?” Yeah, lately, in particular. Used to be that you would have a Marketplace as the fallback, where it used to be that 50 cents of every dollar you spent on Marketplace would count. Now, it's a hundred percent up to a quarter of your commit. Great.But when you have a long-term commitment deal with Amazon, now they're starting to push for all—put all your other vendors onto the AWS Marketplace so you can have a bigger commit and thus a bigger discount, which incidentally, the discount does not apply to Marketplace spend. A lot of folks are uncomfortable with having Amazon as the middleman between all of their vendor relationships. And a lot of the vendors aren't super thrilled with having to pay percentages of existing customer relationships to Amazon for what they perceive to be remarkably little value. That's the current one.I'm not seeing generative AI play a significant stake in this yet. People are still experimenting with it. I'm not seeing, “Well, we're spending $100 million a year, but make that 150 because of generative AI.” It's expensive to play with gen-AI stuff, but it's not driving the business spend yet. But that's the big trend that I'm seeing over the past, eh, I would say, few months.“Do I use AWS for personal projects?” The first problem there is, well, what's a personal project versus a work thing? My life is starting to flow in a bunch of weird different ways. The answer is yes. Most of the stuff that I build for funsies is on top of AWS, though there are exceptions. “Should I?” Is the follow-up question and the answer to that is, “It depends.”The person is worrying about cost overruns. So, am I. I tend to not be a big fan of uncontrolled downside risk when something winds up getting exposed. I think that there are going to be a lot of caveats there. I know what I'm doing and I also have the backstop, in my case, of, I figure I can have a big billing screw-up or I have to bend the knee and apologize and beg for a concession from AWS, once.It'll probably be on a billboard or something one of these days. Lord knows I have it coming to me. That's something I can use as a get-out-of-jail-free card. Most people can't make that guarantee, and so I would take—if—depending on the environment that you know and what you want to build, there are a lot of other options: buying a fixed-fee VPS somewhere if that's how you tend to think about things might very well be a cost-effective for you, depending on what you're building. There's no straight answer to this.“Do I think Azure will lose any market share with recent cybersecurity kerfuffles specific to Office 365 and nation-state actors?” No, I don't. And the reason behind that is that a lot of Azure spend is not necessarily Azure usage; it's being rolled into enterprise agreements customers negotiate as part of their on-premises stuff, their operating system licenses, their Office licensing, and the rest. The business world is not going to stop using Excel and Word and PowerPoint and Outlook. They're not going to stop putting Windows on desktop stuff. And largely, customers don't care about security.They say they do, they often believe that they do, but I see where the bills are. I see what people spend on feature development, I see what they spend on core infrastructure, and I see what they spend on security services. And I have conversations about budgeting with what are you doing with a lot of these things? The companies generally don't care about this until right after they really should have cared. And maybe that's a rational effect.I mean, take a look at most breaches. And a year later, their stock price is larger than it was when they dispose the breach. Sure, maybe they're burning through their ablated CISO, but the business itself tends to succeed. I wish that there were bigger consequences for this. I have talked to folks who will not put specific workloads on Azure as a result of this. “Will you talk about that publicly?” “No, because who can afford to upset Microsoft?”I used to have guests from Microsoft on my show regularly. They don't talk to me and haven't for a couple of years. Scott Guthrie, the head of Azure, has been on this show. The problem I have is that once you start criticizing their security posture, they go quiet. They clearly don't like me.But their options are basically to either ice me out or play around with my seven seats for Office licensing, which, okay, whatever. They don't have a stick to hit me with, in the way that they do most companies. And whether that's true or not that they're going to lash out like that, companies don't want to take the risk of calling Microsoft out in public. Too big to be criticized as sort of how that works.Let's see, someone else asks, “How can a startup get the most out of its startup status with AWS?” You're not going to get what you think you want from AWS in this context. “Oh, we're going to be a featured partner so they market us.” I've yet to hear a story about how being featured by AWS for something has dramatically changed the fortunes of a startup. Usually, they'll do that when there's either a big social mission and you never hear about the company again, or they're a darling of the industry that's taking the world by fire and they're already [at 00:22:24] upward swing and AWS wants to hang out with those successful people in public and be seen to do so.The actual way that startup stuff is going to manifest itself well for you from AWS is largely in the form of credits as you go through Activate or one of their other programs. But be careful. Treat them like actual money, not this free thing you don't have to worry about. One day they expire or run out and suddenly you're going from having no dollars going to AWS to ten grand a month and people aren't prepared for that. It's, “Wait. So you mean this costs money? Oh, my God.”You have to approach it with a sense of discipline. But yeah, once you—if you can do that, yeah, free money and a free cloud bill for a few years? That's not nothing. I also would question the idea of being able to ask a giant company that's worth a trillion-and-a-half dollars and advice for how to be a startup. I find that one's always a little on the humorous side myself.“What do I think is the most underrated service or feature release from 2023? Full disclosures, this means I'll make some content about it,” says Brooke over at AWS. Oh, that's a good question. I'm trying to remember when various things have come out and it all tends to run together. I think that people are criticizing AWS for charging for IPV4 an awful lot, and I think that that is a terrific change, just because I've seen how wasteful companies are with public IP addresses, which are basically an exhausted or rapidly exhausting resource.And they just—you spend tens or hundreds of thousands of these things and don't use reason to think about that. It'll be one of the best things that we've seen for IPV6 adoption once AWS figures out how to make that work. And I would say that there's a lot to be said for since, you know, IPV4 is exhausted already, now we're talking about can we get them on the secondary markets, you need a reasonable IP plan to get some of those. And… “Well, we just give them the customers and they throw them away.” I want AWS to continue to be able to get those for the stuff that the rest of us are working on, not because one big company uses a million of them, just because, “Oh, what do you mean private IP addresses? What might those be?” That's part of it.I would say that there's also been… thinking back on this, it's unsung, the compute optimizer is doing a lot better at recommending things than it used to be. It was originally just giving crap advice, and over time, it started giving advice that's actually solid and backs up what I've seen. It's not perfect, and I keep forgetting it's there because, for some godforsaken reason, it's its own standalone service, rather than living in the billing console where it belongs. But no one's excited about a service like that to the point where they talk about or create content about it, but it's good, and it's getting better all the time. That's probably a good one. They recently announced the ability for it to do GPU instances which, okay great, for people who care about that, awesome, but it's not exciting. Even I don't think I paid much attention to it in the newsletter.Okay, “Does it make economic sense to bring your own IP addresses to AWS instead of paying their fees?” Bring your own IP, if you bring your own allocation to AWS, costs you nothing in terms of AWS costs. You take a look at the market rate per IP address versus what AWS costs, you'll hit break even within your first year if you do it. So yeah, it makes perfect economic sense to do it if you have the allocation and if you have the resourcing, as well as the ability to throw people at the problem to do the migration. It can be a little hairy if you're not careful. But the economics, the benefit is clear on that once you account for those variables.Let's see here. We've also got tagging. “Everyone nods their heads that they know it's the key to controlling things, but how effective are people at actually tagging, especially when new to cloud?” They're terrible at it. They're never going to tag things appropriately. Automation is the way to do it because otherwise, you're going to spend the rest of your life chasing developers and asking them to tag things appropriately, and then they won't, and then they'll feel bad about it. No one enjoys that conversation.So, having derived tags and the rest, or failing that, having some deployment gate as early in the process as possible of, “Oh, what's the tag for this?” Is the only way you're going to start to see coverage on this. And ideally, someday you'll go back and tag a bunch of pre-existing stuff. But it's honestly the thing that everyone hates the most on this. I have never seen a company that says, “We are thrilled with our with our tag coverage. We're nailing it.” The only time you see that is pure greenfield, everything done without ClickOps, and those environments are vanishingly rare.“Outside a telecom are customers using local zones more, or at all?” Very, very limited as far as what their usage looks like on that. Because that's… it doesn't buy you as much as you'd think for most workloads. The real benefit is a little more expensive, but it's also in specific cities where there are not AWS regions, and at least in the United States where the majority of my clients are, there is not meaningful latency differences, for example, from in Los Angeles versus up to Oregon, since no one should be using the Northern California region because it's really expensive. It's a 20-millisecond round trip, which in most cases, for most workloads, is fine.Gaming companies are big exception to this. Getting anything they can as close to the customer as possible is their entire goal, which very often means they don't even go with some of the cloud providers in some places. That's one of those actual multi-cloud workloads that you want to be able to run anywhere that you can get a baseline computer up to run a container or a golden image or something. That is the usual case. The rest are, for local zones, is largely going to be driven by specific one-off weird things. Good question.Let's see, “Is S3 intelligent tiering good enough or is it worth trying to do it yourself?” Your default choice for almost everything should be intelligent tiering in 2023. It winds up costing you more only in very specific circumstances that are unlikely to be anything other than a corner case for what you're doing. And the exceptions to this are, large workloads that are running a lot of S3 stuff where the lifecycle is very well understood, environments where you're not going to be storing your data for more than 30 days in any case and you can do a lifecycle policy around it. Other than those use cases, yeah, the monitoring fee is not significant in any environment I've ever seen.And people view—touch their data a lot less than they believe. So okay, there's a monitoring fee for object, yes, but it also cuts your raw storage cost in half for things that aren't frequently touched. So, you know, think about it. Run your own numbers and also be aware that first month as it transitions in, you're going to see massive transition charges per object, but wants it's an intelligent tiering, there's no further transition charges, which is nice.Let's see here. “We're all-in on serverless”—oh good, someone drank the Kool-Aid, too—“And for our use cases, it works great. Do I find other customers moving to it and succeeding?” Yeah, I do when they're moving to it because for certain workloads, it makes an awful lot of sense. For others, it requires a complete reimagining of whatever it is that you're doing.The early successes were just doing these periodic jobs. Now, we're seeing full applications built on top of event-driven architectures, which is really neat to see. But trying to retrofit something that was never built with that in mind can be more trouble than it's worth. And there are corner cases where building something on serverless would cost significantly more than building it in a server-ful way. But its time has come for an awful lot of stuff. Now, what I don't subscribe to is this belief that oh, if you're not building something serverless you're doing it totally wrong. No, that is not true. That has never been true.Let's see what else have we got here? Oh, “Following up on local zones, how about Outposts? Do I see much adoption? What's the primary use case or cases?” My customers inherently are coming to me because of a large AWS bill. If they're running Outposts, it is extremely unlikely that they are putting significant portions of their spend through the Outpost. It tends to be something of a rounding error, which means I don't spend a lot of time focusing on it.They obviously have some existing data center workloads and data center facilities where they're going to take an AWS-provided rack and slap it in there, but it's not going to be in the top 10 or even top 20 list of service spend in almost every case as a result, so it doesn't come up. One of the big secrets of how we approach things is we start with a big number first and then work our way down instead of going alphabetically. So yes, I've seen customers using them and the customers I've talked to at re:Invent who are using them are very happy with them for the use cases, but it's not a common approach. I'm not a huge fan of the rest.“Someone said the Basecamp saved a million-and-a-half a year by leaving AWS. I know you say repatriation isn't a thing people are doing, but has my view changed at all since you've published that blog post?” No, because everyone's asking me about Basecamp and it's repatriation, and that's the only use case that they've got for this. Let's further point out that a million-and-a-half a year is not as many engineers as you might think it is when you wind up tying that all together. And now those engineers are spending time running that environment.Does it make sense for them? Probably. I don't know their specific context. I know that a million-and-a-half dollars a year to—even if they had to spend that for the marketing coverage that they're getting as a result of this, makes perfect sense. But cloud has never been about raw cost savings. It's about feature velocity.If you have a data center and you move it to the cloud, you're not going to recoup that investment for at least five years. Migrations are inherently expensive. It does not create the benefits that people often believe that they do. That becomes a painful problem for folks. I would say that there's a lot more noise than there are real-world stories [hanging 00:31:57] out about these things.Now, I do occasionally see a specific workload that is moved back to a data center for a variety of reasons—occasionally cost but not always—and I see proof-of-concept projects that they don't pursue and then turn off. Some people like to call that a repatriation. No, I call it as, “We tried and it didn't do what we wanted it to do so we didn't proceed.” Like, if you try that with any other project, no one says, “Oh, you're migrating off of it.” No, you're not. You tested it, it didn't do what it needed to do. I do see net-new workloads going into data centers, but that's not the same thing.Let's see. “Are the talks at re:Invent worth it anymore? I went to a lot of the early re:Invents and haven't and about five years. I found back then that even the level 400 talks left a lot to be desired.” Okay. I'm not a fan of attending conference talks most of the time, just because there's so many things I need to do at all of these events that I would rather spend the time building relationships and having conversations.The talks are going to be on YouTube a week later, so I would rather get to know the people building the service so I can ask them how to inappropriately use it as a database six months later than asking questions about the talk. Conference-ware is often the thing. Re:Invent always tends to have an AWS employee on stage as well. And I'm not saying that makes these talks less authentic, but they're also not going to get through slide review of, “Well, we tried to build this onto this AWS service and it was a terrible experience. Let's tell you about that as a war story.” Yeah, they're going to shoot that down instantly even though failure stories are so compelling, about here's what didn't work for us and how we got there. It's the lessons learned type of thing.Whenever you have as much control as re:Invent exhibits over its speakers, you know that a lot of those anecdotes are going to be significantly watered down. This is not to impugn any of the speakers themselves; this is the corporate mind continuing to grow to a point where risk mitigation and downside protection becomes the primary driving goal.Let's pull up another one from the prepared list here. “My most annoying, overpriced, or unnecessary charge service in AWS.” AWS Config. It's a tax on using the cloud as the cloud. When you have a high config bill, it's because it charges you every time you change the configuration of something you have out there. It means you're spinning up and spinning down EC2 instances, whereas you're going to have a super low config bill if you, you know, treat it like a big dumb data center.It's a tax on accepting the promises under which cloud has been sold. And it's necessary for a number of other things like Security Hub. Control Towers magic-deploys it everywhere and makes it annoying to turn off. And I think that that is a pure rent-seeking charge because people aren't incurring config charges if they're not already using a lot of AWS things. Not every service needs to make money in a vacuum. It's, “Well, we don't charge anything for this because our users are going to spend an awful lot of money on storing things in S3 to use our service.” Great. That's a good thing. You don't have to pile charge upon charge upon charge upon charge. It drives me a little bit nuts.Let's see what else we have here as far as questions go. “Which AWS service delights me the most?” Eesh, depends on the week. S3 has always been a great service just because it winds up turning big storage that usually—used to require a lot of maintenance and care into something I don't think about very much. It's getting smarter and smarter all the time. The biggest lie is the ‘Simple' in its name: ‘Simple Storage Service.' At this point, if that's simple, I really don't want to know what you think complex would look like.“By following me on Twitter, someone gets a lot of value from things I mention offhandedly as things everybody just knows. For example, which services are quasi-deprecated or outdated, or what common practices are anti-patterns? Is there a way to learn this kind of thing all in one go, as in a website or a book that reduces AWS to these are the handful of services everybody actually uses, and these are the most commonly sensible ways to do it?” I wish. The problem is that a lot of the stuff that everyone knows, no, it's stuff that at most, maybe half of the people who are engaging with it knew.They find out by hearing from other people the way that you do or by trying something and failing and realizing, ohh, this doesn't work the way that I want it to. It's one of the more insidious forms of cloud lock-in. You know how a service works, how a service breaks, what the constraints are around when it starts and it stops. And that becomes something that's a hell of a lot scarier when you have to realize, I'm going to pick a new provider instead and relearn all of those things. The reason I build things on AWS these days is honestly because I know the ways it sucks. I know the painful sharp edges. I don't have to guess where they might be hiding. I'm not saying that these sharp edges aren't painful, but when you know they're there in advance, you can do an awful lot to guard against that.“Do I believe the big two—AWS and Azure—cloud providers have agreed between themselves not to launch any price wars as they already have an effective monopoly between them and [no one 00:36:46] win in a price war?” I don't know if there's ever necessarily an explicit agreement on that, but business people aren't foolish. Okay, if we're going to cut our cost of service, instantly, to undercut a competitor, every serious competitor is going to do the same thing. The only reason to do that is if you believe your margins are so wildly superior to your competitors that you can drive them under by doing that or if you have the ability to subsidize your losses longer than they can remain a going concern. Microsoft and Amazon are—and Google—are not in a position where, all right, we're going to drive them under.They can both subsidize losses basically forever on a lot of these things and they realize it's a game you don't win in, I suspect. The real pricing pressure on that stuff seems to come from customers, when all right, I know it's big and expensive upfront to buy a SAN, but when that starts costing me less than S3 on a per-petabyte basis, that's when you start to see a lot of pricing changing in the market. The one thing I haven't seen that take effect on is data transfer. You could be forgiven for believing that data transfer still cost as much as it did in the 1990s. It does not.“Is AWS as far behind in AI as they appear?” I think a lot of folks are in the big company space. And they're all stammering going, “We've been doing this for 20 years.” Great, then why are all of your generative AI services, A, bad? B, why is Alexa so terrible? C, why is it so clear that everything you have pre-announced and not brought to market was very clearly not envisioned as a product to be going to market this year until 300 days ago, when Chat-Gippity burst onto the scene and OpenAI [stole a march 00:38:25] on everyone?Companies are sprinting to position themselves as leaders in the AI space, despite the fact that they've gotten lapped by basically a small startup that's seven years old. Everyone is trying to work the word AI into things, but it always feels contrived to me. Frankly, it tells me that I need to just start tuning the space out for a year until things settle down and people stop describing metric math or anomaly detection is AI. Stop it. So yeah, I'd say if anything, they're worse than they appear as far as from behind goes.“I mostly focus on AWS. Will I ever cover Azure?” There are certain things that would cause me to do that, but that's because I don't want to be the last Perl consultancy is the entire world has moved off to Python. And effectively, my focus on AWS is because that's where the painful problems I know how to fix live. But that's not a suicide pact. I'm not going to ride that down in flames.But I can retool for a different cloud provider—if that's what the industry starts doing—far faster than AWS can go from its current market-leading status to irrelevance. There are certain triggers that would cause me to do that, but at the time, I don't see them in the near term and I don't have any plans to begin covering other things. As mentioned, people want me to talk about the things I'm good at not the thing that makes me completely nonsensical.“Which AWS services look like a good idea, but pricing-wise, they're going to kill you once you have any scale, especially the ones that look okay pricing-wise but aren't really and it's hard to know going in?” CloudTrail data events, S3 Bucket Access logging any of the logging services really, Managed NAT Gateways in a bunch of cases. There's a lot that starts to get really expensive once you hit certain points of scale with a corollary that everyone thinks that everything they're building is going to scale globally and that's not true. I don't build things as a general rule with the idea that I'm going to get ten million users on it tomorrow because by the time I get from nothing to substantial workloads, I'm going to have multiple refactors of what I've done. I want to get things out the door as fast as possible and if that means that later in time, oh, I accidentally built Pinterest. What am I going to do? Well, okay, yeah, I'm going to need to rebuild a whole bunch of stuff, but I'll have the user traffic and mindshare and market share to finance that growth.Early optimization on stuff like this causes a lot more problems than it solves. “Best practices and anti-patterns in managing AWS costs. For context, you once told me about a role that I had taken that you'd seen lots of companies tried to create that role and then said that the person rarely lasts more than a few months because it just isn't effective. You were right, by the way.” Imagine that I sometimes know what I'm talking about.When it comes to managing costs, understand what your goal is here, what you're actually trying to achieve. Understand it's going to be a cross-functional work between people in finance and people that engineering. It is first and foremost, an engineering problem—you learn that at your peril—and making someone be the human gateway to spin things up means that they're going to quit, basically, instantly. Stop trying to shame different teams without understanding their constraints.Savings Plans are a great example. They apply biggest discount first, which is what you want. Less money going out the door to Amazon, but that makes it look like anything with a low discount percentage, like any workload running on top of Microsoft Windows, is not being responsible because they're always on demand. And you're inappropriately shaming a team for something completely out of their control. There's a point where optimization no longer makes sense. Don't apply it to greenfield projects or skunkworks. Things you want to see if the thing is going to work first. You can optimize it later. Starting out with a, ‘step one: spend as little as possible' is generally not a recipe for success.What else have we got here? I've seen some things fly by in the chat that are probably worth mentioning here. Some of it is just random nonsense, but other things are, I'm sure, tied to various questions here. “With geopolitics shaping up to govern tech data differently in each country, does it make sense to even build a globally distributed B2B SaaS?” Okay, I'm going to tackle this one in a way that people will probably view as a bit of an attack, but it's something I see asked a lot by folks trying to come up with business ideas.At the outset, I'm a big believer in, if you're building something, solve it for a problem and a use case that you intrinsically understand. That is going to mean the customers with whom you speak. Very often, the way business is done in different countries and different cultures means that in some cases, this thing that's a terrific idea in one country is not going to see market adoption somewhere else. There's a better approach to build for the market you have and the one you're addressing rather than aspirational builds. I would also say that it potentially makes sense if there are certain things you know are going to happen, like okay, we validated our marketing and yeah, it turns out that we're building an image resizing site. Great. People in Germany and in the US all both need to resize images.But you know, going in that there's going to be a data residency requirement, so architecting, from day one with an idea that you can have a partition that winds up storing its data separately is always going to be to your benefit. I find aligning whatever you're building with the idea of not being creepy is often a great plan. And there's always the bring your own storage approach to, great, as a customer, you can decide where your data gets stored in your account—charge more for that, sure—but then that na—it becomes their problem. Anything that gets you out of the regulatory critical path is usually a good idea. But with all the problems I would have building a business, that is so far down the list for almost any use case I could ever see pursuing that it's just one of those, you have a half-hour conversation with someone who's been down the path before if you think it might apply to what you're doing, but then get back to the hard stuff. Like, worry on the first two or three steps rather than step 90 just because you'll get there eventually. You don't want to make your future life harder, but you also don't want to spend all your time optimizing early, before you've validated you're actually building something useful.“What unique feature of AWS do I most want to see on other cloud providers and vice versa?” The vice versa is easy. I love that Google Cloud by default has the everything in this project—which is their account equivalent—can talk to everything else, which means that humans aren't just allowing permissions to the universe because it's hard. And I also like that billing is tied to an individual project. ‘Terminate all billable resources in this project' is a button-click away and that's great.Now, what do I wish other cloud providers would take from AWS? Quite honestly, the customer obsession. It's still real. I know it sounds like it's a funny talking point or the people who talk about this the most under the cultists, but they care about customer problems. Back when no one had ever heard of me before and my AWS Bill was seven bucks, whenever I had a problem with a service and I talked about this in passing to folks, Amazonians showed up out of nowhere to help make sure that my problem got answered, that I was taken care of, that I understood what I was misunderstanding, or in some cases, the feedback went to the product team.I see too many companies across the board convinced that they themselves know best about what customers need. That occasionally can be true, but not consistently. When customers are screaming for something, give them what they need, or frankly, get out of the way so someone else can. I mean, I know someone's expecting me to name a service or something, but we've gotten past the point, to my mind, of trying to do an apples-to-oranges comparison in terms of different service offerings. If you want to build a website using any reasonable technology, there's a whole bunch of companies now that have the entire stack for you. Pick one. Have fun.We've got time for a few more here. Also, feel free to drop more questions in. I'm thrilled to wind up answering any of these things. Have I seen any—here's one that about Babelfish, for example, from Justin [Broadly 00:46:07]. “Have I seen anyone using Babelfish in the wild? It seems like it was a great idea that didn't really work or had major trade-offs.”It's a free open-source project that translates from one kind of database SQL to a different kind of database SQL. There have been a whole bunch of attempts at this over the years, and in practice, none of them have really panned out. I have seen no indications that Babelfish is different. If someone at AWS works on this or is a customer using Babelfish and say, “Wait, that's not true,” please tell me because all I'm saying is I have not seen it and I don't expect that I will. But I'm always willing to be wrong. Please, if I say something at some point that someone disagrees with, please reach out to me. I don't intend to perpetuate misinformation.“Purely hypothetically”—yeah, it's always great to ask things hypothetically—“In the companies I work with, which group typically manages purchasing savings plans, the ops team, finance, some mix of both?” It depends. The sad answer is, “What's a savings plan,” asks the company, and then we have an educational path to go down. Often it is individual teams buying them ad hoc, which can work, cannot as long as everyone's on the same page. Central planning, in a bunch of—a company that's past a certain point in sophistication is where everything winds up leading to.And that is usually going to be a series of discussions, ideally run by that group in a cross-functional way. They can be cost engineering, they can be optimization engineering, I've heard it described in a bunch of different ways. But that is—increasingly as the sophistication of your business and the magnitude of your spend increases, the sophistication of how you approach this should change as well. Early on, it's the offense of some VP of engineering at a startup. Like, “Oh, that's a lot of money,” running the analyzer and clicking the button to buy what it says. That's not a bad first-pass attempt. And then I think getting smaller and smaller buys as you continue to proceed means you can start to—it no longer becomes the big giant annual decision and instead becomes part of a frequently used process. That works pretty well, too.Is there anything else that I want to make sure I get to before we wind up running this down? To the folks in the comments, this is your last chance to throw random, awkward questions my way. I'm thrilled to wind up taking any slings, arrows, et cetera, that you care to throw my way a going once, going twice style. Okay, “What is the most esoteric or shocking item on the AWS bill that you ever found with one of your customers?” All right, it's been long enough, and I can say it without naming the customer, so that'll be fun.My personal favorite was a high five-figure bill for Route 53. I joke about using Route 53 as a database. It can be, but there are better options. I would say that there are a whole bunch of use cases for Route 53 and it's a great service, but when it's that much money, it occasions comment. It turned out that—we discovered, in fact, a data exfiltration in progress which made it now a rather clever security incident.And, “This call will now be ending for the day and we're going to go fix that. Thanks.” It's like I want a customer testimonial on that one, but for obvious reasons, we didn't get one. But that was probably the most shocking thing. The depressing thing that I see the most—and this is the core of the cost problem—is not when the numbers are high. It's when I ask about a line item that drives significant spend, and the customer is surprised.I don't like it when customers don't know what they're spending money on. If your service surprises customers when they realize what it costs, you have failed. Because a lot of things are expensive and customers know that and they're willing to take the value in return for the cost. That's fine. But tricking customers does not serve anyone well, even your own long-term interests. I promise.“Have I ever had to reject a potential client because they had a tangled mess that was impossible to tackle, or is there always a way?” It's never the technology that will cause us not to pursue working with a given company. What will is, like, if you go to our website at duckbillgroup.com, you're not going to see a ‘Buy Here' button where you ‘add one consulting, please' to your shopping cart and call it a day.It's a series of conversations. And what we will try to make sure is, what is your goal? Who's aligned with it? What are the problems you're having in getting there? And what does success look like? Who else is involved in this? And it often becomes clear that people don't like the current situation, but there's no outcome with which they would be satisfied.Or they want something that we do not do. For example, “We want you to come in and implement all of your findings.” We are advisory. We do not know the specifics of your environment and—or your deployment processes or the rest. We're not an engineering shop. We charge a fixed fee and part of the way we can do that is by controlling the scope of what we do. “Well, you know, we have some AWS bills, but we really want to—we really care about is our GCP bill or our Datadog bill.” Great. We don't focus on either of those things. I mean, I can just come in and sound competent, but that's not what adding value as a consultant is about. It's about being authoritatively correct. Great question, though.“How often do I receive GovCloud cost optimization requests? Does the compliance and regulation that these customers typically have keep them from making the needed changes?” It doesn't happen often and part of the big reason behind that is that when we're—and if you're in GovCloud, it's probably because you are a significant governmental entity. There's not a lot of private sector in GovCloud for almost every workload there. Yes, there are exceptions; we don't tend to do a whole lot with them.And the government procurement process is a beast. We can sell and service three to five commercial engagements in the time it takes to negotiate a single GovCloud agreement with a customer, so it just isn't something that we focused. We don't have the scale to wind up tackling that down. Let's also be clear that, in many cases, governments don't view money the same way as enterprise, which in part is a good thing, but it also means that, “This cloud thing is too expensive,” is never the stated problem. Good question.“Waffles or pancakes?” Is another one. I… tend to go with eggs, personally. It just feels like empty filler in the morning. I mean, you could put syrup on anything if you're bold enough, so if it's just a syrup delivery vehicle, there are other paths to go.And I believe we might have exhausted the question pool. So, I want to thank you all for taking the time to talk with me. Once again, I am Cloud Economist Corey Quinn. And this is a very special live episode of Screaming in the Cloud. If you've enjoyed this podcast, please leave a five-star review wherever you can—or a thumbs up, or whatever it is, like and subscribe obviously—whereas if you've hated this podcast, same thing: five-star review, but also go ahead and leave an insulting comment, usually around something I've said about a service that you deeply care about because it's tied to your paycheck.Corey: If your AWS bill keeps rising and your blood pressure is doing the same, then you need The Duckbill Group. We help companies fix their AWS bill by making it smaller and less horrifying. The Duckbill Group works for you, not AWS. We tailor recommendations to your business and we get to the point. Visit duckbillgroup.com to get started.

The Jay And Kevin Show Podcast
Jay And Kevin Show 10-2-23 Hour 1

The Jay And Kevin Show Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2023 26:00


Chicken and Waffles

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The Strange South Podcast
Episode 146: Classic TSS - Waffles, then Murder

The Strange South Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2023 79:35


Patrice, Marleah, and Courtney bring back a classic story of the heinous crimes of JUDITH ANN NEELLEY. A murderer that we have talked about recently and that Bartender Courtney has a weird connection with.

Reading Through Life
105: Let's Talk About Historical Fiction

Reading Through Life

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2023 23:19


Show notes: Let's just be real with it: we're very nosy people. It's why we've always been interested in other people's stories and why we love books so much. And it's why we're both drawn to the historical fiction genre. We get to dive into the past in a beautiful way, beyond the facts and figures and dry history textbooks. Also, we promise that there will be at least a few books that aren't set in the WWII time period. Let's talk about historical fiction together!   Click here to join us on Patreon to get an exclusive bookish goodie every single Friday. With fun bonus episode series like: Monthly Overflow Books, Backlist Book Club, The New Books in Our Lives plus a private community for RTL Book Nerds only, you're going to love being a part of our Patreon. Not only that, but you're helping to support our show by saying I LOVE WHAT YOU DO.    Find the time stamped show notes below with links to all of the fun things we mentioned.   Something Bookish: [1:59] S: The Monstrous Adventures of Mummy Man and Waffles by Steve Behling (Aug 2024) [3:32] M: Lit Chicks Read podcast, Episode 1: The Idea of You by Robinne Lee   Our Favorite Historical Fiction Books: [6:58] M: The Nightingale by Kristin Hannah [8:27] S: The Boy in the Striped Pajamas by John Boyne [9:42] M: Mary, Called Magdalene by Margaret George [10:58] S: A Splendid Ruin by Megan Chance [12:07] M: The Kitchen House by Kathleen Grissom [13:29] S: The Tattooist of Auschwitz by Heather Morris [15:07] M: The Alice Network by Kate Quinn [16:34] S: A Brilliant Night of Stars and Ice by Rebecca Connelly [18:09] M: Orphan Train by Christina Baker Kline [19:28] S: The Things We Cannot Say by Kelly Rimmer   Our Bonus Historical Fiction Picks:  [20:55] M: The Book Thief by Markus Zusak Take What You Can Carry by Gian Sardar Circe by Madeline Miller Water for Elephants by Sara Gruen Snow Flower and the Secret Fan by Lisa See [21:17] S:  Love & Saffron by Kim Fay Sparks Like Stars by Nadia Hashimi The Madwomen of Paris by Jennifer Cody Epstein Lessons in Chemistry by Bonnie Garmus The Great Alone by Kristin Hannah  Great Circle by Maggie Shipstead Follow RTL on Instagram: @readingthroughlifepod Follow Sarah on Instagram: @sarahhartleyco  Follow Mia on Instagram: @fastlifeinslowlane + @miamanagementco    * The books noted above contain affiliate links. This means that we may get a small kickback if you purchase through our links, at no additional cost to you.

Uncle Steve's Iron Maiden Zone
The Waffle Zone... Episode 208

Uncle Steve's Iron Maiden Zone

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2023 67:34


This week on The Waffle Zone:This week on The Waffle Zone:1. Respect.2. Flat Earth3. X Tweets.4. X Twotes.5. More @theravenage Talk...6. 667. Bloodied Hopes.8. Waffles for all!Support the show

Transatlantic Titans Podcast
112: Waffles & Mac 'n' Cheese

Transatlantic Titans Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2023 67:58


Adam, Neil, Myles & Greg are here for a wide ranging chat. We try and answer lots of questions, and we may rant a bit.

The Evening Edge with Todd
The Evening Edge with Todd Hollst 9.26.2023

The Evening Edge with Todd

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2023 61:10


Pancakes or Waffles?; Dayton drivers suck!; Leaving the shame behind about Seltzer; Dogs in a police line-up?;

Outkick the Coverage with Clay Travis
Hour 2: Brady, LaVar & Jonas – SOGGY WAFFLES

Outkick the Coverage with Clay Travis

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2023 38:32 Transcription Available


The guys recap double-barrel action from Monday Night Football including the Eagles handling the Bucs. Andy Reid calls out the inconsistencies in officiating so far this season. Plus, the weekly edition of “Would You Rather?”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cookbook Club
56: Pancakes & Waffles

Cookbook Club

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2023 33:49


Let's talk about pancakes and waffles! They're a classic breakfast food, but spoiler alert, we eat them for dinner very frequently. We'll share our favorite recipes and give you some tips for making these delicious treats. Recipes mentioned in this episode: Dutch baby (Grand Central Baking Book or NYT) Sour cream pancakes (Small Victories) Buttermilk pancakes (NYT) Waffles (NYT) Almond flour pancakes (King Arthur Flour) Buckwheat buttermilk flapjacks with maple bourbon butter (The Campout Cookbook) Multigrain pancakes (Super Natural Every Day) Fluffy pumpkin pancakes (NYT) Gingerbread pancakes (NYT) Confetti cookies (Smitten Kitchen) Resources mentioned in this episode: Cuisinart waffle iron with removable plates Rainbow sprinkles (Nuts.com) Whole wheat pastry flour (Azure) Join our Cookbook Club! Our Instagram, @cookbookclubshow E-mail us: cookbookclubshow@gmail.com Find Renee and Sara on Instagram: @hipchickdigs and @realtor_saragray Our sponsor: Dropcloth Samplers Cook along with us! Next cookbook episode (releasing 10/4/2023): Dinner in One, by Melissa Clark

(Sort of) The Story
100. Girl Boss-iás Dinner (Leggings, Waffles, Morgan, Pancakes)

(Sort of) The Story

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2023 96:13


HELLO and welcome to Episode 100!!!! We recorded this episode live on a zoom call with some of the members of our Patreon, and had a blast doing it! On this episode, Max tells us about a wizard who loves Girl Dinner, and Janey tells the story of a little pig with a bad attitude! Thanks for sticking around for 100 episodes!Janey's Sources - The Pig Prince“The World Treasury of Fairy Tales & Folklore: A Family Heirloom of Stories to Inspire & Entertain” by Rose Williamson, Joanna Gilar, and William Gray  Collection of "Hog Bridegrooms" stories, including "King Pig"  Giovanni Francesco Straparola wikipedia Max's Sources - The GarabonciáTales of Superhuman Powers by Csenga Virag Zalka  Csenge Virag Zalka on Garabonciás  Support the showCheck out our books (and support local bookstores!) on our Bookshop.org affiliate account!Starting your own podcast with your very cool best friend? Try hosting on Buzzsprout (and get a $20 Amazon gift card!)Want more??Visit our website!Join our Patreon!Shop the merch at TeePublic!If you liked these stories, let us know on our various socials!InstagramTiktokGoodreadsAnd email us at sortofthestory@gmail.com

The Megacast
Megacast 09/13/23 "Donuts and Waffles"

The Megacast

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2023 37:42


This week Ted recaps the Men's Room party at Pub 884 in Bremerton, and the guys talk about making signs for sporting events. Ted's Talk is about believing in yourself, which leads to them talking about Coach Prime, Deion Sanders. Ted and Steve also chat about the mariners and the Seahawks, and a time that they were given the worst possible promotional item at a football game ever. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Megacast
Megacast 09/13/23 "Donuts and Waffles"

The Megacast

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2023 40:57


This week Ted recaps the Men's Room party at Pub 884 in Bremerton, and the guys talk about making signs for sporting events. Ted's Talk is about believing in yourself, which leads to them talking about Coach Prime, Deion Sanders. Ted and Steve also chat about the mariners and the Seahawks, and a time that they were given the worst possible promotional item at a football game ever. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices