8 Speaks

Just the outro

This episode is brought to you by a special 8 word phrase. Find that out around 17 minutes in.

It's more of a pocket rectangle than a squre, but no one has to know. Plus, it's not like I'm sharing it to the entire Internet or anything, right?

I'm going to win the U.S. Open one day and I'll give a shameless plug for this podcast during my speech.

The individual numbers in the title added up equal 8. Isn't that just fascinating?

Forgot to mention: right wrist, not left.

A car!?

Foam rolling would hurt, but it'd be worth it.

Do you know what's cool? This episode is 8 minutes.

Three T's in the title just like Talk Tennis 10. Lovely.

Absolutely incredible.

The title is a math problem: 2+3=5.

How many different kinds of laughs are there? There are the hahahaha's, the hehehehe's, the wheezes, the silent laughs (my favorite), the chuckles, and... uhhhh, others.

My phone is still at 8%, love that.

Did you know that white is the absence of all color and black is the equal cumulation of all color.

I was struggling just a tad at the end of the episode because I was suppressing a HUUUUUGE hiccup. (It actually wasn't that big, but it's fun to exaggerate sometimes, no?)

The name I forgot during the episode was Spartacus: a Roman who lived many centuries ago. Everyone said, "I am Spartacus."

I'm not going to lie: many of these episode descriptions are just something random and unrelated to the episode because I don't know what else to write. Anyway, Pop Tarts, am I right?

A teleporter needs to be invented so I can zap myself from one location to another without having to endure long car rides.

I didn't write out "Frosted Cinnamon Roll" because it would have taken too lon- oh, wait, I just did.

I thought I saw a leech or something resembling one in the ocean today, but was it though? The world may never know.

I'm just talking. Just speaking. Can't complain.

The words that I was looking for toward the end of the episode are quartet, tetralogy, and quadrilogy.

Michael Jackson would like a thriller of a ride like the floordrop ones (get it).

Waverunners go zooooooooom.

Why have a podcast? No reason. Well... there is a reason. There's always some reason. No?

I didn't care to write out "Frosted Brown Sugar Cinnamon" because it would take too lon- oh, wait, I just did.

Did you know that Duolingo is teaching Hawaiian and Navajo which are both endangered languages?

Mini is the mini way of saying miniature.

Was it a car or a cat I saw? (Palindrome)

Do you know what the number 216 reminds me of? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

I was on my way, but now I'm here.

I hope I don't forget my favorite water bottle when going to the northernmost Carolina.

This has been an incredible summer so far, honestly.

It's been a tad bit since I've made one of these.

He should be from Timbuktu. Get it? Because... because, you know. Because he... get it? 2 bucks? He gave me the money. Get it, because. You know? Tim-buck-2. 2 bucks. Get it?

Robots go beep boop bop.

This is the shortest numbered episode. It's the second shortest overall behind the introduction episode which is 5:32.

I have a lamp that uses a halogen bulb.

My glasses have circular rims.

I've been sitting. Vibing. Chilling. No biggie.

I would like to make bacon pancakes at some point and them make a Food O'clock about them.

I think the alignment of the buns make a hotdog a sandwich.

Can a hotdog be a sandwich?

I am now halfway through my stack of 100 sticky notes that I started using on episode 152.

What time is it? Time to get a watch. HAHAHA. I'm so sorry.

Fight for the win. No pattycaking.

Your highness.

No better feeling than napkins on your desk. Can I get a hooyah?

UPDATE! I'm writing the episode description right now.

Teethbrush(R). You heard it here first folks.