Just some friends that enjoy watching movies. The good, the bad, the nostalgic, we watch them all and talk about them.
I used to say I live my life a quarter mile at a time and I think that's why we were brothers - because you did too. No matter where you are, whether it's a quarter mile away or half way across the world, you'll always be with me. And you'll always be my brother.
Wayne, I think we've established that "Ca-Caw Ca-Caw" and "Tookie Tookie" don't work.
I have seen the Future, and it doesn't work.
Welcome, James. It's been a long time... and, finally, here we are. What took you so long?
Not too hot. *Extra* chocolate. Shaken, not stirred.
How many times do I have to say it? Please don't shoot the nuclear WEAPONS!
A gun and a radio. It's not exactly Christmas, is it?
Berg tries to earn money by product testing some talking sneakers. Sharon gets a new boyfriend, Ted who is a lawyer. Naturally, Berg and Pete have to check him out, and they don't approve because he seems too perfect.
I thought that was our last job, Brian. So now we work for the Hulk? That's what we're doing? Why do I smell baby oil?
Height: six foot two and a half. 184 pounds. Trophies for karate and judo, holder of the Kama Sutra black belt.
Trip and Jason watch Two Guys and a Girl [and a pizza place?] Pete wants to break up with Melissa but has a lot of trouble doing it. So, she dumps him. Berg tries to reconcile them but just makes matters worse. Eventually, Pete and Melissa decide to work things out.
The most important thing in life will always be the people in this room. Right here, right now. Salute, mi familia.
How did you get in here? I'm going to call Security... and congratulate them.
Your new BMW 750. All the usual refinements. Machine guns. Rockets. The GPS tracking system.
What, no small-talk? No chit-chat? That's the trouble with the world today. No one takes the time to do a really sinister interrogation anymore. It's a lost art.
Some big drug dealer just escaped. Now, will that be smoking or non-smoking, mister...?
Ring Dings and milk? Oh sure. Then well get some balloons and go to the puppet show. What are you, two years old?
All you people are so scared of me. Most days I'd take that as a compliment. But it ain't me you gotta worry about now.
Sorry, old man, section 26, paragraph 5. Need-to-know. Sure you understand.
The bubbles tickle my... Tchaikovsky!
I'm a boy who appreciates a good body, regardless of the make.
You're marvelously well equipped.
First learn stand, then learn fly. Nature rule, Daniel-san, not mine.
Fifty percent of something is better than a hundred percent of nothing.
See ya tomorrow night, Eleanor, with your fine ass.
The only thing better than a glass of beer, is tea with Miss McGill!
Sorry boss, but there's only two men I trust. One of them's me. The other's not you.
Come on, man. Guns, murderers and crooked cops? I was made for this, bro.
Do you know what the worst part about being you is?
Mr Bond! We can do a deal! I'll buy you a delicatessen! In stainless steel!
May I press you to a cucumber sandwich?
Meanwhile, at a very expensive waterfall set...
When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures.
We accept the reality of the world with which we're presented. It's as simple as that.
I am now aiming precisely at your groin. So speak or forever hold your piece.