Alcoholic Ominous Podcast

It's incomplete (but beautiful)- you can see where it's going

It's Ugly Nicola! Alcoholism, and Ugly Nicola. Simon is in love still (but not with Ugly Nicola).

He's back! This week. FACT!

Our loved ones, Shame and guilt, anger and cruelty. Emotional damage, Chapter 8, thumping books, gardening, Lois and Bill. Time and effort.

Why don’t we change? Digestive biscuits, Yorkshire Tea, procrastination, failure to launch, wives, gay people and straight people. Miss L was a right bitch! Alcoholic Ominous is the Radiohead of the podcast world.

It’s Easter, and we’re messing up again. Banging, Laser Quest, 37 minutes, bad language, mums and dads, taking it up the bum, Ric Flair, Jesus, feminism and… just something. Simon returns to form. Alcoholism for idiots! God bless recovery.

The day when I got a new theme tune. People in recovery giving me a lift. Having no biscuits, the lonely disease of alcoholism, Serotonin, the perfect moment that failed… and a big thank you to Carl, Steve and Ellen (Ellen’s probably my fav). Nirvana… This is a low.

The Pancake Day Special. It helps us to help others, but how do we make contact with those that need us most? God, charity and the Irish. Bourbon biscuits and Yorkshire Tea. Sitting on the toilet and hiding from your kids. Introducing your parents. Everything has changed. Alcoholics Anonymous – America’s greatest export.

A nice introduction to AA Step 12, bloody cyclists (again), giving it away to keep it, how to write a good theme tune and working with Theresa May. A nice walk in the countryside, best friends, evil Lance Armstrong, ruining a weekend and being a coward. Alcoholism for the deeply flawed.

Tantric sex, Australians, pregnancy scares, witches, bed wetting and the dogs of Facebook. Why alcoholics need to be at one with the universe. Free your minds.

Self-pity, malted milk biscuits and cigarettes. Dreams of sex, drugs and alcohol – and how we have used Alcoholics Anonymous to clean our souls. Stay safe and sober with Simon (and his violent daughter)

Disco biscuits, the world’s best weed and making amends with fig rolls. Why we remember the last drunk, not the last drink. Theresa May, window cleaners, Chinese takeaways and the tooth fairy. Alcoholism for idiots.

This is business time! A new theme tune, a good grope of Step 8, beginning the process of making amends, Little Miss Promotion Prospect, dull PowerPoints and so much more. This is the podcast that seriously means business.

The episode of looking forward. Dumping all of your s**t , difficult festive periods, Sylvanian Families and a serious look at Step 7. Getting things back on track.

The episode where we are strong. Metrosexuals, double dates, YouTube ads, Jesus and the need for big fat thick cement. Follow the Alcoholic Ominous through the Triumphant Arch… or drink for oblivion.

Being humble, having humility and avoiding humiliation. This is the episode that realises that it is not that important. Tyson Fury, pink stuff and staying late at parties. The kids will love this.

The episode with some seriously good advice for serial slippers. Being honest about your triggers, using your support system, taking the road less travelled, filling some really massive shoes and doing a good turn. This is a good one. Fact!

The awkward sex episode. Sex with Turkish barbers, inappropriate women, Tyson Fury and sex apps. Page 69 of the big book never looked so desirable. Enjoy your God-given sex powers whilst listening to episode 21 of Mexico’s favourite sober podcast.

A beautiful alcoholic woman called ‘C’, the common cold, sitting on big leather furniture and writing lists. This is the podcast that needs guidance from others who know stuff. Simon has the snuffles and bravely tackles this very important podcast.

Drunken Mexicans, cats that scratch, crazy bitches in meetings, Dr Bob and Jesus Christ. It’s all here in Episode 19 of the podcast that is not worthy of ‘New and Noteworthy’. Get clean and sober with Simon.

Wild, selfish and self-centred alcoholics. An introduction to ‘2-Pints’, helping the elderly, Don Johnson, Peter Pan, lost boys, Greater Manchester drivers and guns. Sober up with Simon and page 69 of The Big Book.

Spiritual progress and the alcoholic. High-risk disco moves, traditional British tea, Come on Eileen, enforced unwritten rules, multi-tasking, driving home sober and doing The Hustle. Grow up spiritually with Simon, or take your business elsewhere.

A short introduction to the 12 Steps. Spanish cat-bites, the destruction of The Beatles, LinkedIn and networking for success. Call all of your alcoholic friends and party listening to these fresh beats.

Can alcoholics be happy? The truth about Guy Fawkes and his alcoholism. The Royal Family of Great Britain, the Roman Catholic Church, flip-flops, and Tony Robins. This is iTunes favourite health podcast, fact!

The dark place... a place the alcoholic knows well. Teenage drunken parties, being told off by angry women at parties, fake plays and the limbic system. Probably not the best Alcoholic Ominous podcast, but it's been a bit hectic lately.

This is the difficult God episode. British Values, President Trump, Sweden and Second Life. The episode that could save the world. Alcoholics everywhere will love it.

The hopeless alcoholic - one shot at life. Frogs, nut allergies, Russia and Fred. Laugh and cry along to the 8th best alcoholism podcast on the planet. Much Love.

Simon discusses the insanity of the first drink, The Empire Strikes Back, and through his 'resentment' agenda item we are introduced to Clare (who was clearly an evil bitch). Alcoholism has never sounded this good.

Understanding alcoholism and fear. Hiding from the fear and facing up to fear. Cape Fear, atheists, microwave meals and neighbours who like banging. Episode 10 has something for everyone.

Let’s talk about the break-up. Does it hurt to end the relationship with alcohol and finally stop drinking? Also… The Jitters, the glitter ban, Pringles tubes, Lady Gaga and an informative review of all other ‘alcoholic recovery’ podcasts.

Alcoholism... The disease of more. Dead friends, meetings with mediums, fish fingers, violence, stupidity and the late, great George Best.

Alcoholism is a love affair with a psychopath (apparently). Simon takes a swipe at alcohol charities who are investing money in fish fingers, and we dive into "There is a Solution".

Simon explains exactly why the alcoholic is ‘out of control’ and describes the futile efforts of alcoholics to moderate their drinking. Simon Cowell is dealt a significant bitchslap!

Understanding why the alcoholic is 'lost' and attempting to establish if there was a 'point of no return'. A slap in the face for school mums and a big salute to women in recovery.

Getting deep inside the mind of the still suffering alcoholic, Simon asks the question 'what's going on upstairs?'

Simon looks at the 'mask' of the alcoholic (who still suffers) and lashes out at TV magazine show "Alcohol Experts" who are killing alcoholics with bad advice.

Simon's second week of sobriety brings back horrible memories of disposing of bottles and workplace disagreements.

The Alcoholic Ominous Podcast. In this first episode, Simon reflects on his first week of new found sobriety after 'the year from hell'.