Badly Optimized Podcast

Lockdown gets the better of us so Tom and Jack are joined by 3 guests (Adam, Jack(Erza) and Hannah (Tom's wife) to talk about Little Chef and Wimpy. I think this is the first episode without even a token effort to include one video game.

This is a special one, we have a guest (JUST ONE), no music because I couldn't be arsed and 1 hour and 40 of the worst video game podcast in the world!

Well look who crawled out of the woodwork, it's your old pals Jack and Tom! We've been busy with life so the podcast has been on hold a while - but due to UK lockdown with the Corona Virus we suddenly have more free time at home to record - so we recorded! Topics include.... uh..... Metro Exodus (thats a game), property theft (that's not a game) and much more

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In this fantastically almost on time episode we talk about a bunch of things, but its mainly the 10 Year League of Legends celebration and Porn. I don't know how we ended up there but we did. BUY OUR MERCH HERE https://www.teepublic.com/stores/badly-optimized-store?ref_id=7807 CHECK US OUT ON FACEBOOK HERE (AND LOOK AT PICS OF THE MERCH) https://www.facebook.com/BOPCAST/ Theme Song BOPS - ISSUES https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG5uhhfHVrY Edited by Jack Freeborough

WHOAH WE ARE STILL ABOUT! I have excuses but I'm too lazy to type them out. Anyway here's a fun episode with festival stories and some video game stuff. Also apparently maybe the worst advert in the world sorry if its awful but I really want to make 10p. New Remastered Audio by Jack Freeborough

Sorry we talked about games last episode, we have learned our lesson. So strap in (get it) for a MUCH BETTER EPISODE!

Wowzers, special treat for all you lovely boys and girls! A dedicated fan put together this *great* song using samples straight from the podcast! Uh, enjoy.

Literally can't say anything about this one. We talk about the whole E3 2019 in like half an hour so if you live a fast busy city lifestyle and didn't watch E3 like weeks ago then this is the podcast for you. Possibly contains jokes.

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Title says it all really. This podcast is also in video form if you want to check that out at youtube.badlyoptimized.website also we have other links facebook.badlyoptimized.website jack.badlyoptimized.website tom.badlyoptimized.website merch.badlyoptimized.website yep.

One week from recording to release. OOPS MY BAD (Tom) Anyway this one has some stuff in it, stuff like the Division 2, Anthem, Halo on PC (Wait this is almost topical except its super late, nice), Drugs, The Nintendo Switch Subreddit and some other stuff.

Aka eSports Drama Part Two That’s right folks more eSports drama for you all to laugh at! Also games and stuff yeah. Late as usual but to be fair no one wants a podcast recording full of snotty noses do they? I mean it’s okay if you do we won’t kink shame but you’ll have to find another podcast for that.

Hey kids! Are you ready to meet your new favourite mascot/haunter of your dreeeeeeeeaaaammsss?!?!?! Here’s an episode, with some games and some not games in it. 100% less fan fiction erotica than the last episode so you’re welcome on that one. Also we have merch, its really cool go check it out  merch.badlyoptimized.website also we have other links facebook.badlyoptimized.website jack.badlyoptimized.website tom.badlyoptimized.website youtube.badlyoptimized.website

In this very special ON TIME EPISODE - the well runs dry as Jack talks about getting kicked out of schools while Tom talks about slightly funny moments from his boring life. Then we talk about GAMES. Not video games though, but a pair of fun group Board Games! Look we will play video games in time for Episode 18 okay......

I’m sorry. Also we have merch, its really cool go check it out  merch.badlyoptimized.website also we have other links facebook.badlyoptimized.website jack.badlyoptimized.website tom.badlyoptimized.website youtube.badlyoptimized.website

Well I have to write a description…. But I don’t really want to to be honest so like, just listen to this episode. We live up to our Facebook description and talk about both video games AND poor life choices (maybe we should put this under “Educational” on iTunes……) Also we have merch, its really cool go check it out merch.badlyoptimized.website also we have other links facebook.badlyoptimized.website jack.badlyoptimized.website tom.badlyoptimized.website youtube.badlyoptimized.website

Guess who's back? Well I mean it's us don't really know where I was gonna go with that! Once you slide this steamy hot Season 3 opener into your ears you will be treated with: > A new song > Overkill's The Walking Dead > Wii Sports Fan Fiction > Rough editing as Tom's Macbook died a death > And slightly more!

We’re sorry everyone. We’re sorry for delaying this episode for so long and we’re sorry that after a month of waiting we release this. Just kidding we ain’t sorry and its also a pretty great episode! Slam this bad boy into your ears and expect comical discussion about Video Games! And lot’s of other stuff. Also in this weeks episode: Jack visits a dark place! We retire our season 2 theme song with a full play! Snakes with legs! Crossbuy/PS1 Mini talk A very delayed discussion on Telltales Games (but to be fair they were as bad as us for delays)

This episode was uploaded exactly 14 days after the previous one. I know, we're shocked too! But what's in store in the penultimate episode of season 2? You can expect a FIRE, exactly one new video game, a couple of older games and a THRILLING update in the Pizza Hut Saga! And a load of nonsense questions for some reason.... Links Anchor http://badlyoptimized.website Facebook http://facebook.badlyoptimized.website Tom's Twitter http://tom.badlyoptimized.website Jack's Twitter http://jack.badlyoptimized.website Youtube http://youtube.badlyoptimized.website Patreon https://www.patreon.com/B0PCAST

Heck. In this (basically) on time episode, your two favourite idiots talk about quite a lot of games including Deathgarden, Monster Hunter World, Hunt: Showdown AND MORE! And as this is a Video Game podcast there is also discussion about disenchantment, that new cartoon thing, and a load of questions including an exciting new entry in the Pizza Hut Saga! Links that are in the description: Anchor http://badlyoptimized.website Facebook http://facebook.badlyoptimized.website Tom's Twitter http://tom.badlyoptimized.website Jack's Twitter http://jack.badlyoptimized.website Youtube http://youtube.badlyoptimized.website Only suckers pay for expensive .co.uk web domains.

Oh boy you folks are in for a treat. This lucid episode was recorded in the MORNING. THE SACRIFICES WE MAKE FOR YOU LOT IN ORDER TO ALMOST GET THIS OUT ON TIME. But anyway, the latest episode in this fortnightly podcast that releases every three weeks features: Hard Hitting Journalism Video Games Porn Reviews And much more. Yeah that does say Porn reviews.

Coming up in this extra special short version of the Badly Optimized Podcast: - Sweat! - DayZ is good now?!?! - Dead by Daylight is bad now?!?! - Sweat If those bullet points don't entice you enough, theres also at least two jokes hidden inside this episode.

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH We all know that's your reaction when you saw that your "FAVOURITE" podcast came back after lengthy delays with an incredibly late post E3 episode. Yeah, this episode was recorded so late that there's very little E3 chat and instead we move on to more important things in the gaming world. Like Tom's trip to Alton Towers and Jack's shitty mobile games. He plays that garbage so we don't have to!

E3 In this timely episode, Jack and Tom make some uneducated guesses about what might make an appearance at E3. Some things have already been proven true or false in between recording and uploading this episode - but thankfully their future selves sent back a robot to correct them. Also there is a little talk about games that you can actually play RIGHT NOW (or not, 'cos one of the is DayZ which is not a game it is a war crime).

In this very late episode your Tom and Jack get ready for summer - which basically means they sweat a lot and feel like they want to die. But enough about that, what’s in the podcast? Bloody loads! There are stinky hot takes on Wild West Online, Euro Trucking, a little PUBG story, more mobile game talk and some things that should probably have been edited out. P.S Sorry it’s late but shit happens

Oooft. 20 Episodes, the big two-ohh. This is a very special episode, as you might imagine, where Jack and Tom once again talk about loads of stuff not related to videoga.. Wait what? Oh Well then. In this episode of the Badly Optimized Podcast which is acout video games they DO talk about video games! Loads of them! Yakuza Kiwami, Snake Pass, Runescape (yes again), F3AR, Stardew Valley and more. They also take on the easiest target of hate in the gaming industry which is the cess pool of mobile gaming! But it's not all hate and misery as they each have one terrible game and one good game to talk about! Finally the fan favourite "Reading about Fortnite in the SUN and laughing at parents who talk to the papers instead of just doing parenting" segment makes a tremendous come back (Yes it is low hanging fruit but it's still funny!)

In this extra special episode we discover the effects of doing Accountancy on Tom (do drugs or something instead, numbers are bad for you) while Jack finds a newfound talent for making the bible cool enough for school! There’s also talk about Titan Quest and Garrys Mod in addition to extra treats such as a surprise intermission AND another stupid news article about hit video game Fortnite in shitty tabloid press!

In this high octane episode: VIDEO GAMES! You heard it folks, we actually played some video games recently! This episode features a steamy hot take of Sea of Thieves: The new game thats cool to hate! We also dig up some obscure games from our past which is pretty neat. We even talk about the now defunct Grainger Games with a brilliant old news story! And Look how long this episode is! We really spoiled you lot this week!

In this incredibly hard to upload episode - More Bike Stories! Rainbow Six Siege! Our very own Gaming Expo (Tickets start at £20 just paypal it to us and we will sort it). Yeah not the best description but I wrote a really good one and it got lost in the hellish uploading process. Hell I don't even know if its going to work this time so I should copy and paste this travesty somewhere just in case Anchor breaks yet again.

This is a very special episode which mainly consists of a bunch of stories and such, featuring such characters as: The Goose, A Condom, An old Vietnamese bloke, severe body odour and Dean "Rocket" Hall. How does this all tie together? Well to be honest it doesn't theres loads of separate stories but they are all funny. Or maybe even hilarious but that's for you listeners to decide (please tell us its hilarious).