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Join hosts Mark O'Neil, @realmarkoneil, and Eddie Edwards, @RomulanAle, as they work their way through all of Star Trek Support us at patreon.com/markandeddiefixeverything

Eddie Edwards & Mark O'Neil


    • May 4, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 96 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Captain's Slog with Lieutenants Mark & Eddie

    Episode 093: Qpid

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2025 53:38


    This week the crew of the Enterprise get transported to Sherwood Forest and we talk about Wrestlemania and Sinners.Intro Music:"Fanfare for Space"Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 092: The Nth Degree

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2025 50:48


    This week a mysterious pod massively increases the intelligence of one Reginald Barclay and we talk about that time Nigel Farage was in a plane crash. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Star Trek: Section 31

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2025 57:29


    We watched the Section 31 movie. It sucks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 091: Identity Crisis

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2025 57:00


    This week Geordi slowly turns into a lizard thing, but more unbelievably he has a positive relationship with a woman and uses the holodeck in a professional manner. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 090: Night Terrors

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2024 53:41


    This week on Eddie and Mark at the movies we talk about Gladiator 2 and Ghostbusters... also there's an episode of Star Trek where Guinan's packing heat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 089: Galaxy's Child

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2024 59:26


    This week we talk about Mark's dog having the least successful neutering ever... This is a much more pleasant discussion than the plot of this episode which is a HR nightmare. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 088: First Contact

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2024 49:13


    Riker confirms everything we've ever said about him by fucking his way to freedom and we talk about rampant conspiracy theories. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 087: Clues

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2024 56:30


    This week we pretty much fail to discuss an episode where everyone lost their memory, but we do talk a lot about the movie Twisters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Star Trek: The Search For Spock

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2024 62:46


    Search for Spock is back in cinemas so we watched it, and we chat about the death of cinemas and marketing teams ruing the twist. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 086: Devil's Due

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2024 60:31


    This week Picard takes on the ultimate foe, the devil himself... in a courtroom episode. Also we chat shark movies. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 085: The Wounded

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2024 60:50


    This week an old friend of O'Brian's goes rogue forcing him to examine his own feelings towards and old enemy, and we discuss Roger Corman's contribution to global culture. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 084: Data's Day

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2024 60:49


    A day in the life of Data... but O'Brian's getting married, and the Enterprise Barber shows up... oh this is a good one... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Mark And Eddie At The Movies : Ghostbusters

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2024 79:48


    Okay it's not a Star Trek episode but we both very much disliked Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire and needed to vent. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 083: The Loss

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2024 52:33


    This week Troi loses her empathic powers, the show handles the subject of disability with surprising nuance, and we talk using arson the visit the Ghostbusters firehouse Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 082: Final Mission

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2024 56:23


    This week we Picard and Wesley get stranded on Arrakis and we discuss which animals could convince Mark to kill. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 081: Future Imperfect

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2024 57:17


    This week Riker loses sixteen years of memory and we chat the baffling plot and premise of Joe 90. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 080: Reunion

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2024 58:42


    Worf's son is here, and we chat low stakes conspiracies. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 078: Remember Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2023 54:03


    Everybody on the Enterprise is ceasing to have ever existed and it's up to Bev to sort it all out. We spend a lot of time talking about Scooby Doo. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 077: Suddenly Human

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2023 58:05


    The crew of the Enterprise discover a human boy who has been raised as a Talarian and almost start a war by kidnapping him. We mainly talk about Roger Corman and sports. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 076: Brothers

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2023 57:14


    Brent Spiner plays three different characters in this episode and we discuss spiders and the ethics of making hot robot daughters... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 074: The Best of Both Worlds (Part2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2023 57:40


    For real this time. Riker's in command, Picard's a Borg and we talk about our favourite Simpsons gags. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Star Trek: The Wrath Of Khan

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2023 73:26


    The most important part two in Star Trek history. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 073: The Best of Both Worlds (Part 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2023 58:23


    It's just one of the best episodes of TV ever made. We pretty much just talk about the episode... and Mr. Rogers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 072: Transfigurations

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2023 56:24


    The crew of the Enterprise meet a Jesus and Mark has to deal with a fire alarm. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 071: Ménage à Troi

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2023 55:49


    It's a Luxanna Troi episode. Don't worry we don't talk about it much, but we do have some hot takes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 070: Sarek

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2023 57:50


    This week O'Brian gets in a bar fight, Beverley slaps Wes, Spock's dad shows up, Beverley slaps Wes, Picard goes mad and most importantly BEVERLEY SLAPS WES RIGHT IN HIS STUPID FACE Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 069: The Most Toys

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2023 66:14


    This week a mysterious collector kidnaps Data and we talk the ethics of the Hiroshima and Nagasaki attacks... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 068: Hollow Pursuits

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2023 53:42


    A socially awkward crew member gets addicted to the holodeck and Mark roasts the senior crew. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 067: Tin Man

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2023 58:36


    There crew of the Enterprise seek out new life, in the form of a big Star Creature, and we chat Buffy The Vampire Slayer and Strange New Worlds Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 066: Captain's Holiday

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2023 53:30


    Captain Picard goes on a solo lad's holiday and finds himself in an episode of Magnum PI. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 065: Allegiance

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2023 67:30


    Picard gets replaced but this week we mainly, and I do mean mainly, discuss Indiana Jones and The Dial of Destiny... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 064: Sins of the Father

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2023 58:44


    Worf has a brother and possibly a dishonourable father, and we discuss filling a horse with bees. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 063: The Offspring

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2023 57:21


    Data makes a daughter, Mark explains the concept of linear time to Eddie and we discuss Cetacean Ops again. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 062: Yesterday's Enterprise

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2023 62:54


    This week we watch one of the all time great episodes of Star Trek, so obviously we discuss whales, Happy Gilmore and fix the Bond Franchise for good measure. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 061: A Matter of Perspective

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2023 57:29


    Riker gets accused of murder, also rape but oddly that's not a big part of the episode, also Mark doesn't think you should pay your TV Licence. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 060: Deja Q

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2023 57:19


    Deja Q. The funniest episode of Star Trek. We talk about Mario and cutlery. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 059: The High Ground

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2023 57:45


    This week we watch an episode of Star Trek originally deemed too hot for TV, and we discuss the best way to display the artwork of Adolf Hitler. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 058: The Hunted

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2023 53:30


    This week a Winter Soldier tries to escape from a prison colony full of Winter Soldiers, and we chat the economy of John Wick. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 057: The Defector

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2023 58:07


    This week a Romulan defector brings the Enterprise news of a future attack on the Federation, is it true or a Romulan ruse? Also we talk about how Hitler's being treated in hell... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 056: The Vengeance Factor

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2023 53:59


    This week Picard tries to negotiate a difficult truce, Riker uncovers an assassination plot and we discuss the quality of Federation cocaine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 055: The Price

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2023 55:42


    This week Riker engages in tense trade negotiations over access to a wormhole, Troi has a passionate romance and we talk about the Police Academy movies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 054: The Enemy

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2023 57:26


    This week Geordi gets karmically punished for his behaviour last week and we imagine what questions would annoy Sir Patrick Stewart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 053: The Booby Trap

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2023 54:58


    Geordi is a deeply problematic, that is all. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 052: The Bonding

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2023 55:42


    A crewman dies, a child is orphaned, and we discuss vehicular velociraptors. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 051: Who Watches The Watchers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2023 55:18


    Bona fide classic territory this week as the crew of the Enterprise accidentally start a religion and we ask "how racist was Jesus?" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 050: The Survivors

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2023 58:12


    The Enterprise grapples with a super being who commits a crime for which there is no name... it's genocide. It's just genocide. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 049: The Ensigns of Command

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2023 56:32


    This week Data has to talk a group of colonists into relocating to save themselves, Picard has to negotiate with some aliens, and once again Miles O'Brian's violent drunk behaviour gets him banned from Ten Forward Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Episode 048: Evolution

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2023 61:51


    Finally, the Paul Stubbs episode is here, we talk all about fan favourite Paul "Stubbsy" Stubbs and his famous "Every day I'm Stubbleling" catchphrase.

    Star Trek: The Motion Picture

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2022 93:04


    It's Christmas, although not in Star Trek, never in Star Trek... we watched a movie, enjoy.

    Episode 047: Shades of Gray

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2022 61:20


    It's a clip show, the Star Trek episode, not ours we're not that lazy, so listen to us try, and fail to talk about this non-episode.

    Episode 046: Peak Performance

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2022 65:38


    This week the Enterprise's crew undergo wargames training, Data loses a boardgame, so of course we discuss the 2010 A-Team movie.

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