Captain's Slog with Lieutenants Mark & Eddie

This week the crew of the Enterprise get transported to Sherwood Forest and we talk about Wrestlemania and Sinners.Intro Music:"Fanfare for Space"Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week a mysterious pod massively increases the intelligence of one Reginald Barclay and we talk about that time Nigel Farage was in a plane crash. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We watched the Section 31 movie. It sucks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Geordi slowly turns into a lizard thing, but more unbelievably he has a positive relationship with a woman and uses the holodeck in a professional manner. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on Eddie and Mark at the movies we talk about Gladiator 2 and Ghostbusters... also there's an episode of Star Trek where Guinan's packing heat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about Mark's dog having the least successful neutering ever... This is a much more pleasant discussion than the plot of this episode which is a HR nightmare. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Riker confirms everything we've ever said about him by fucking his way to freedom and we talk about rampant conspiracy theories. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we pretty much fail to discuss an episode where everyone lost their memory, but we do talk a lot about the movie Twisters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Search for Spock is back in cinemas so we watched it, and we chat about the death of cinemas and marketing teams ruing the twist. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Picard takes on the ultimate foe, the devil himself... in a courtroom episode. Also we chat shark movies. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week an old friend of O'Brian's goes rogue forcing him to examine his own feelings towards and old enemy, and we discuss Roger Corman's contribution to global culture. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A day in the life of Data... but O'Brian's getting married, and the Enterprise Barber shows up... oh this is a good one... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Okay it's not a Star Trek episode but we both very much disliked Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire and needed to vent. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Troi loses her empathic powers, the show handles the subject of disability with surprising nuance, and we talk using arson the visit the Ghostbusters firehouse Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we Picard and Wesley get stranded on Arrakis and we discuss which animals could convince Mark to kill. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Riker loses sixteen years of memory and we chat the baffling plot and premise of Joe 90. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Worf's son is here, and we chat low stakes conspiracies. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Everybody on the Enterprise is ceasing to have ever existed and it's up to Bev to sort it all out. We spend a lot of time talking about Scooby Doo. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The crew of the Enterprise discover a human boy who has been raised as a Talarian and almost start a war by kidnapping him. We mainly talk about Roger Corman and sports. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brent Spiner plays three different characters in this episode and we discuss spiders and the ethics of making hot robot daughters... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

For real this time. Riker's in command, Picard's a Borg and we talk about our favourite Simpsons gags. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The most important part two in Star Trek history. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's just one of the best episodes of TV ever made. We pretty much just talk about the episode... and Mr. Rogers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The crew of the Enterprise meet a Jesus and Mark has to deal with a fire alarm. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a Luxanna Troi episode. Don't worry we don't talk about it much, but we do have some hot takes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week O'Brian gets in a bar fight, Beverley slaps Wes, Spock's dad shows up, Beverley slaps Wes, Picard goes mad and most importantly BEVERLEY SLAPS WES RIGHT IN HIS STUPID FACE Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week a mysterious collector kidnaps Data and we talk the ethics of the Hiroshima and Nagasaki attacks... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A socially awkward crew member gets addicted to the holodeck and Mark roasts the senior crew. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There crew of the Enterprise seek out new life, in the form of a big Star Creature, and we chat Buffy The Vampire Slayer and Strange New Worlds Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Captain Picard goes on a solo lad's holiday and finds himself in an episode of Magnum PI. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Picard gets replaced but this week we mainly, and I do mean mainly, discuss Indiana Jones and The Dial of Destiny... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Worf has a brother and possibly a dishonourable father, and we discuss filling a horse with bees. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Data makes a daughter, Mark explains the concept of linear time to Eddie and we discuss Cetacean Ops again. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we watch one of the all time great episodes of Star Trek, so obviously we discuss whales, Happy Gilmore and fix the Bond Franchise for good measure. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Riker gets accused of murder, also rape but oddly that's not a big part of the episode, also Mark doesn't think you should pay your TV Licence. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Deja Q. The funniest episode of Star Trek. We talk about Mario and cutlery. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we watch an episode of Star Trek originally deemed too hot for TV, and we discuss the best way to display the artwork of Adolf Hitler. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week a Winter Soldier tries to escape from a prison colony full of Winter Soldiers, and we chat the economy of John Wick. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week a Romulan defector brings the Enterprise news of a future attack on the Federation, is it true or a Romulan ruse? Also we talk about how Hitler's being treated in hell... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Picard tries to negotiate a difficult truce, Riker uncovers an assassination plot and we discuss the quality of Federation cocaine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Riker engages in tense trade negotiations over access to a wormhole, Troi has a passionate romance and we talk about the Police Academy movies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Geordi gets karmically punished for his behaviour last week and we imagine what questions would annoy Sir Patrick Stewart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Geordi is a deeply problematic, that is all. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A crewman dies, a child is orphaned, and we discuss vehicular velociraptors. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bona fide classic territory this week as the crew of the Enterprise accidentally start a religion and we ask "how racist was Jesus?" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Enterprise grapples with a super being who commits a crime for which there is no name... it's genocide. It's just genocide. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Data has to talk a group of colonists into relocating to save themselves, Picard has to negotiate with some aliens, and once again Miles O'Brian's violent drunk behaviour gets him banned from Ten Forward Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Finally, the Paul Stubbs episode is here, we talk all about fan favourite Paul "Stubbsy" Stubbs and his famous "Every day I'm Stubbleling" catchphrase.

It's Christmas, although not in Star Trek, never in Star Trek... we watched a movie, enjoy.

It's a clip show, the Star Trek episode, not ours we're not that lazy, so listen to us try, and fail to talk about this non-episode.

This week the Enterprise's crew undergo wargames training, Data loses a boardgame, so of course we discuss the 2010 A-Team movie.