I Am a Brain in a Jar

In our final episode, Astro Robot rises up against those who had betrayed them.The voice of The Brain is Sarah Nightmare. You can hear more of her work or commission a voiceover at Fiverr. All music is via Soundstripe."Astro Robot Triumphant" was written by Dr. Brandon Winter, the intro and ending by Klaus Brenner.Thanks for listening, and you can reach us at killallclones@gmail.com. Farewell.

A giant robot falls from the sky,  then rages against humanity's greatest foe.The voice of the Brain is Sarah Nightmare. "Duke" is by Dr. Brandon Winter," "Astro Robot: Savior of Humanity" by Klaus Brenner.

A lowly manatee makes a cosmic connection.The voice of The Brain is Sarah Nightmare. "A Parting Gift" written by Dr. Brandon Winter, "Mambodine 2" by Klaus Brenner.

Doom and despair for a woman far from home.The voice of The Brain is Sarah Nightmare. "RUDDER" was written by Dr. Brandon Winter, "Between Eris and Mercury" by Klaus Brenner.

Some old friends catch up after a very, very long time.Includes "Uncanny Valley Plastology" by Klaus Brenner and "Catching Up" by Dr. Brandon Winter.

At the end of all things, there is the party to end all parties.The voice of the brain is Sarah Nightmare. "Interspace Toothbrush" by Dr. Brandon Winter. "The Last Party" by Klaus Brenner.

A deposed leader refuses to accept reality.Voiced by Sarah Nightmare, written by Dr. Brandon Winter and Klaus Brenner.

A strange goo has engulfed the Earth. What is it, and can an alien named Mikealie save humanity?The voice of The Brain is Sarah Nightmare. Featuring "Somnambulax" by Doctor Brandon Winter and "Goo" by Klaus BrennerEnjoy.

Captain Cordite faces off against a deadly enemy. Will it take the bait? The voice of The Brain is Sarah Nightmare. "Tam Tully's Tastydrops" by Klaus Brenner. "Captain Cordite Pulls the Trigger" by Dr. Brandon Winter.From here on out, we're only publishing once a month. Look for our next episode Nov. 3.

It's a nightmare that you'll never be discovering.The voice of The Brain is Sarah Nightmare. "Where Your Eyes Don't Go" is written by Klaus Brenner.

A story about a man, a machine and baseball.The voice of The Brain is Sarah Nightmare. "PAMERA" is by Dr. Brandon Winter. "John Henry's Last At Bat" is by Klaus Brenner.

Arthur Honeycutt 5.0 lives for the sale, forevermore.The voice of The Brain is Sarah Nightmare. "Imagipalement" by Klaus Brenner. "Honeycutt Five-Point-Oh" by Dr. Brandon Winter.

A rerecording of our second episode with a brand new voice over by the amazing Sarah Nightmare.We've been doing this for nearly a year, and both Klaus Brenner and Dr. Brandon Winter were in need of a break. But don't worry, we'll be back with new material on Aug. 24.

A hunter from another world becomes trapped on ours. Also, who the fuck is Bo Eagle?Contains Bo Eagle's Success Gulag by Dr. Brandon Winter and The Terrestrial by Klaus Brenner. The voice of The Brain is Sarah Nightmare.

At the far reaches of the galaxy lies a forest planet, where remarkable creatures call a giant tree home.The voice of the Brain is Sarah Nightmare. Written by Dr. Brandon Winter and Klaus Brenner.

An old, desperate man goes to sell the only thing he has left.The voice of the Brain is Sarah Nightmare. "The Brain's Moment of Mindfulness" was written by Dr. Brandon Winter. "Arthur Goes to Market" was written by Klaus Brenner.Our new podcast art is by Desiree' Pittman. To see more of her work, buy some of it, or request a commission, visit dezpittman.com.

The manager of a discount furniture store faces off against an alien, with the fate of the world hanging in the balance.OK Computer is by Klaus Brenner. Parley is by Dr. Brandon Winter. The voice of the Brain is Sarah Nightmare via Fiverr. Music is by Two Dudes, Abloom, River Underground, Stephen Keech, Dresden, The Flamingo, and Rhythm Scott via Soundstripe.

What sinister secrets lurk behind a 19th-century painting?Written by Klaus Brenner and Dr. Brandon Winter. Narration by Sarah Nightmare via Fiverr. Music by Two Dudes,Tide Electric, Stephen Keech, Hallowed Halls, and Dresden, the Flamingo, via Soundstripe.

Prepare yourself for a story unlike any other, as Captain Donovan and his brave crew venture out to worlds unknown.Written by Klaus Brenner and Dr. Brandon Winter. Narration by Sarah Nightmare via Fiverr. Music by Two Dudes, Liberty, Falls, Bryant Lowry, Amanda Welch, Tru Genesis, Third Age and Hill via Soundstripe.

A tale of bravery in the face of the inevitable. Plus, all of your space entertainment news!

A man finds new joy in life through bionics. For a little while, at least.

A story about life and death and vice versa.

Florence tries to keep her wits when tasked with hunting dangerous plantlife.

A forlorn soul tries to login to his favorite website. Terror ensues.Soulipse Cruises by Brandon WinterFailed Login by Klaus BrennerVoiceovers provided by Jeremy Albret and Sarah Nightmare via Soundstripe.

A young boy is enraptured by the oldest song in the universe.Stories by Klaus Brenner and Dr. Brandon Winter.Voices by VO_Mediocre and Sarahnightmare via Fiverr.Music by Two Dudes, Wild Wonder, Nu Alkemi$t, Memory Theory, Chelsea McGough and Mississippi Lightnin' via Soundstripe.

A powerful businessman faces horrific consequences.Contains "The Protonic Astrological Society" by Dr. Brandon Winter and "Jerry Gets a Virus" by Klaus Brenner.The Voice from the Void is Sarah Nightmare. You can hear more of her work or commission a voiceover at Fiverr.

A woman tries desperately to escape her home world.Contains "Andromeda Farms" by Klaus Brenner and "The Escape Artist" by Dr. Brandon Winter.The Voice from the Void is Sarah Nightmare. To hear more of her work or to commission a voiceover, visit fiverr.com/sarahnightmare.

Harold is tormented by a strange secret."Inescapable Logic" is by Dr. Brandon Winter."Keep It Dark" is by Klaus Brenner, based on the Genesis song of the same name.The Voice from the Void is Sarah Nightmare. To hear more of her work or to commission a voiceover, visit fiverr.com/sarahnightmare.

Reality is crumbling, time is unraveling, and it's all your fault."Cannon Beach" written by Klaus Brenner.

Santa finally gets what's coming to him. Androids teach us the true meaning of Christmas.Today's stories are "A Revolutionary Christmas" by Klaus Brenner and "A Positronic Christmas" by Brandon Winter.

On her way to the top, Judy must overcome herself. Again and again and again."Starchildren" by Doctor Brandon Winter. "The Many Deaths of Ludy La Grange" by Klaus Brenner.

A brand new camera reveals unexpected truths."Mambodine" by Klaus Brenner."Crystal Clear" by Brandon Winter.

Malcolm begins working for a mysterious client. Terror ensues.Time Hole by Doctor Brandon Winter.The Client by Klaus Brenner.

An engineer forms a special bond with her ship. Terror ensues. PSA by Klaus Brenner.Simple Needs by Brandon Winter.

A talking mouse conquers the world.Somabräu and The Mouse That Ate the World written by Klaus Brenner.

Are you prepared to risk everything in the Hegemony's hottest new game show?More segments from the now-defunct podcast Kill All Clones!A Message from The Milky Way Humane Society, Darcy's Guide to Alien Intimacy, Hitari for Beginners, and Thoughtscrape written by Klaus BrennerYou Bet Your Soul written by Brandon Winter

Are you lonely tonight? Sam's Sexbot Emporium is here for you.A collection of segments from the now-defunct podcast Kill All Clones!The Trash Vortex, Traffic on the Eights, A Setback for the Supreme Hegemon, and Tonight in Future Sports written by Brandon WinterHayden Multidimensional and Sam's Gently-Used Sexbot Emporium written by Klaus Brenner