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    • Oct 6, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
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    Antonio Brown's 12 Inch Yucca

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2022 54:03


    The IHFF podcast is back! On this episode we look back on the 2022 season thus far, and touch on Antonio Brown, Brady's marriage, Tua's "back", and Stafford's interesting preferences.  

    2021 NFL Week 1 Recap - How long until you drop Aaron Rodgers?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2021 53:57


    Welcome back or Welcome to the I Hate Fantasy Football Podcast. As we return for the 2021 NFL Season we recap some of the highs and lows (mostly lows) from Week 1 of the NFL season and look ahead to some head to head Week 2 match-ups. Thanks for listening! 

    Deshaun Drama and Top 5 Top 5 Top 5 Picks

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2021 63:10


    We're back! (A podcaster's story) After our hiatus we are back and the same as ever. We talk the Deshaun drama, the upcoming NFL draft, our predictions for the top 5 fantasy draft picks, and Jameis Winston's eyesight. Thanks for the support!    (Jameis let us know when you're available to join the show)

    Brady, GTFO and Retire

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2021 42:46


    Hansel, Pablo, and Alvaro have loving words for Brady on the eve of his Super Bowl appearance, discuss the Watson Sweepstakes, and share their appreciation for punctuality of concert events.

    Grocery Store Fleshlights

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2021 38:42


    Well, this is a bit late. The fantasy chatter was week 10 related, but let's be real, you don't come here for the fantasy talk. Alex, Alvaro, Armando, and Hansel discuss athletes with panzas (beer guts), Antonio Brown's sexual assault allegations, and - as the title suggests - grocery store fleshlights.   Stick with us, we'll get new content out soon. 

    DiNucci's Pizza

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2020 49:06


    We know we've been MIA. We're sorry.  But this week we're back better than ever with a cavalcade of characters (Alvaro, Armando, Daniel, Dixie, Hansel, and Tech) looking back at the unfortunate injuries which have plagued this season thus far, and a deep dive into the soon to be historic debut of one Benjamin Anthony DiNucci.    

    Quarantine Sessions #5 - The Dungeon of Draft

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2020 49:31


    Alvaro, Armando, Alex, Ryan, and Daniel reminisce fondly on the 49th street in Hialeah of their youth, reach for fantasy football topics to talk about, and finish off with an epic Making the Band inspired draft.    

    Quarantine Sessions #4 - Who the f*** is Shane Falco?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2020 55:35


    Alex, Armando, Pablo, and Alvaro discuss the idea of having an IL spot for Covid positive players, the effect of no pre-season on fantasy football, and draft cartoon fantasy football squads.   Listen!  

    Quarantine Sessions #3 - Brady Before Rodgers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2020 52:36


    It's difficult to balance casual socially conscious conversation with the buffoonery we typically do, but I think we managed to do well. Please give it a listen.

    Quarantine Sessions #2 - Tua is human

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2020 40:23


    Alvaro, Armando, and Alex are here once again to keep you entertained during these weird times. Everyone from the purple league makes a cameo, and the guys dive into Netflix reality shows and the NFL draft. Listen!

    Quarantine Sessions - David Johnson is a Walnut

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2020 64:20


    We're back! Despite all the madness in the world currently going on, this is a surprisingly football heavy podcast. But it would be a mistake to not cover the topic we're most concerned with at the moment, so we made sure to spend sufficient time discussing it... and of course, I'm talking about Tiger King. So please, take a break from recording Tik Tok videos, and let Armando, Alvaro, Alex and a couple of surprise drop-ins take your mind off of our reality for a bit.      

    2019 Week #16 - Felmo's World

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2019 39:22


    Late but great.

    2019 Week #15 - F You, Darius Slayton

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2019 53:54


    Ryan joins Alvaro and Armando to say A LOT of things. Also, the guys give you Two Things, and answer Felmo's question of the day.

    2019 Week #14 - Derrius Guice Will Win You Your League...Next Year

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2019 39:06


    Apologies for the lateness, once again. On this week's episode, Daniel joins Alvaro and Armando to vent about his lost season, give you Two Things, and answer Felmo's question of the day.  

    2019 Week #12 - Myles Garrett and A Purple Dildo

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2019 49:12


    PJ joins Alvaro and Armando this week to share his problems, give you Two Things, and answer Felmo's question of the day. Thanks for listening!

    2019 Week #11 - Christian McCaffrey and Anal Fissures

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2019 47:08


    Alex joins Armando and Alvaro this week to bring you Two Things, and answer Felmo's question of the day. Be sure to stick until the end for a fun story from Armando.

    2019 Week #10 - Phillip Rivers is Moving to London

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2019 56:35


    Sorry for the lateness. It's a fun one, just listen to it.

    2019 Week #9 - Jimmy Garappolo Is A Good Looking Guy

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2019 37:55


    This week you're a VIP at Alvaro and Armando's House of Disappointment, where we welcome some of this year's biggest Fantasy letdowns. We also get Dixie to lay his Two Things on the table, and Felmo makes the guys ponder what superpowers they would choose to use for personal gain. Enjoy this treat.

    2019 Week #8 - Christian Kirk (Maybe) Did Drugs

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2019 50:17


    Hansel brings the INTENSITY, and so Alvaro and Armando turn up the energy to match. It's a whirlwind from the start - the guys hit you with their 2 Things (x2!), we find out how well Hansel's knows his team in this week's Money With The Trivia, and Felmo drops by with his question of the day. Strap in, you're in for a hell of a ride.  

    2019 Week #7 - We Never Called Pablo

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2019 50:26


    Alex joins Alvaro and Armando on this week's nonsense filled show. The guys talk Two Things, we find out if Alex knows his players by their voice, and Felmo drops by with his question of the day. Enjoy the ear fodder.    

    2019 Week #6 - Cecil Shorts, That's Right

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2019 41:55


    Ryan joins Alvaro and Armando to talk Two Things about week 5, Tyler Lockett's poetry book, and other nonsense. They also get a surprise appearance from a new fuzzy friend ...

    2019 Week #5 - Matt Breida Was Adopted

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2019 52:51


    Pablo joins Alvaro and Armando this week to vent, talk about memorable bad movies, and to have his knowledge about his fantasy football team put to the test.  The guys also play some "Would You Rather". Oh, and talk a little fantasy football. We also learn Pablo needs headphones, and Armando a new laptop. Enjoy.

    2019 Week #2 - 12 Foot Johnson

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2019 55:26


    Alvaro, Armando and Hansel contemplate the curse of being blessed with a 12' Johnson, give an update on the enigma that is Antonio Brown, and recap all the action of Week 1. This one was a blast, give it a listen.

    2019 Week #1 - The Purple League Draft Recap

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2019 72:55


    Self-indulgent and long, but you know you can't help yourself. Armando and Alvaro recap the Purple League's draft, and finally answer the age-old question: Why is Dixie?

    2019 Week #0 - We're back!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2019 49:36


    It's sloppy, poorly produced (it's the rust, I promise), but IT'S BACK! Armando, Alex and Alvaro discuss all things off-season - from Andrew Luck likely being a serial killer, to how much money it would take for one to suck on Antonio Brown's toe.   

    Episode 10 - Week 13 - Look out Shady, Travaris Cadet is coming

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2017 52:29


    Unfortunately we weren't to record an episode last week, so we made up for it by going big on this crucial week. Alex and Hansel join the show for their week 13 showdown, and Daniel and PJ chime in with banter. Two Things - 3:16 Pablo's Problems - 13:35 Down to the Wire -  18:36 X-factor/Turd-factor - 30:26 Smacktalk Face-off - 39:34    

    Episode 9 - Week 11 - I don't want to rely on Blake Bortles

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2017 57:53


    Pablo and Ryan join the show. We discuss all things week 11, and some Nickelback.   2 Things: 2:54 Pablo's Problems (Ryan): 17:24 Down to the wire: 20:15 X-factor/Turd-factor: 43:03 Smacktalk Face-off: 51:21    

    Episode 8 - Week 10 - Pick up Josh Gordon!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2017 54:17


    Daniel joins the show to recap an eventful week 9, and discuss week 10. We cover all the fights, suspensions, and yes, Josh Gordon's reinstatement. Two Things - 2:33 Pablo's Problems - 21:20 Down to the wire - 24:45 X-factor/Turd-factor - 41:37 Smacktalk Face-off - 45:45  

    Episode 7 - Week 9 - Zeke Elliott fantasy owners should prepare for the worst

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2017 46:11


    Tech and Dixie join the show to discuss week 7, and all the trade deadline madness.   Two Things - 1:08 Trade Deadline Talk - 8:35 Pablo's Problems - 18:32 Smacktalk Face-off -39:32

    Episode 6 - Week 8 - Do not pick up Josh Gordon!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2017 45:10


    Hansel and Pablo join the show to talk all things fantasy. Pablo shares his week 7 experience, and Hansel makes his case for starting Josh Gordon. 2 Things (Week 7 surprises) - 3:26Down to the wire (waiver wire talk) - 18:14Pablo's Problems (Pablo complains about his week 7 win) - 25:20X-factors (Predictions on who we expect to go off) - 28:45Smacktalk Face-off (Hansel and Pablo exchange fighting words) - 31:21  

    Episode 5 - It sucks to lose Aaron Rodgers

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2017 54:53


    Alex and Ryan join the show to give their takes on top waiver targets, rate fantasy trades, and get racy in this weeks' Smacktalk Face-off. We also introduce a new segment, "Pablo's Problems", where Pablo shares his fantasy woes.

    Episode 4 - Don't Sleep on the Waiver Wire!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2017 56:59


    Hansel and Tech join the show to hype up their Week 6 matchup. Hansel defends his decision to drop the remainder of his FAAB on Latavius Murray, and Tech stands up for his 1-4 team.

    Episode 3 - I don't believe in Julio Jones

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2017 48:30


    Alex Perez and Pablo Jerez join the show to discuss their upcoming week 5 matchup.

    Episode 2 - Week 4 gassbagging

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2017 44:48


    Armando and Daniel join the show to recap their matchup last we discuss clutch waiver pickups.

    Episode 1 - New label, same terrible content!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2017 40:40


    The podcast is back! This week, Dixie and Tech fill the show with early season optimism. 

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