I Killed Your Dog Podcast

EP 30 *Recorded May 2023* (Released the same day... we be crazy!) Riffing with Rose, Buttons Brittany and Talk-a-lot-Taskov interview their phenomenal friend and vet assistant, Angela.  The girls giggle about Velina's roommate's advice on what to do if you see a dog in a hot vehicle alongside stories from Ange about fainting during surgery and Velina's shitty first aid skills and mistakes we have all made in the industry.  They also touch base on overnight care with no doctors which can create PTSD, and Buttons Brittany's outrageous deer carcass story.  Send your stories to ikilledyourdogpodcast@gmail.com or follow and tag on insta @ikilledyourdogpodcast  

EP 29 *Recorded Feb 2022 @ the Fadam and Friends Podcast "Studio"* Your two favourite bitches are back, but with red wine this time, as they recap on their week and chat about this episode. Talk-a-lot-Taskov and Buttons Brittany are joined by Vet Tech, and Seattle-based comic, AJ.  AJ tells us about curbside experiences, euth stories, the difference between work injuries in the States vs countries with free healthcare.  Listen in as they goof around with gin & tonic, touching topics such as burnout and retractable leashes. Send us your stories to ikilledyourdogpodcast@gmail.com or follow us on insta @ikilledyourdogpocast  

EP28 *Recorded today, released today, can you believe this shit?* We are joined over the phone by 'Social Vet', Dr. Mike Bugg, Co-host of The Veterinary Project podcast and author of "You're gonna get peed on" The girls crack open some tequilas while they talk to Miserable Mike about his journey through the veterinary industry, now turned into Motivated Mike.  Stories include; vet school mishaps, buffalo shenanigans, gaining financial freedom, and the story behind his book title.  Follow his podcast on insta @theveterinaryproject or jump on their website to purchase your copy of Mike's book today. www.theveterinaryproject.com Buttons Brittany and Talk-a-lot-Taskov are back in full swing, stay tuned for more episodes. Follow us on instagram @ikilledyourdogpodcast or send us your favourite animal stories to ikilledyourdog@gmail.com

EP27 *Recorded in March 2023* Buttons Brittany and Talk-a-lot-Taskov whine down with assistant Emma over the phone with their boxed wine.  Topics covered are how things are going since changing clinics, veto clients, rabies, CPR cases and euth pranks.  *some glitches in this episode may occur - soz* Follow us on insta @ikilledyourdogpodcast Send us an email of your veterinary stories ikilledyourdog@gmail.com  

EP26 *Recorded in Feb 2022* The girls whine while they wine with supermum RVT, Katie!  Buttons Brittany and Talk-a-lot-Taskov have a sit-down and discuss Katie's experiences with exotics, bunnies, wolves, and more Canadian wildlife.  They discuss toxic clinics, coping mechanisms and some crazy shit about necropsies and squashed cats. Brittany is announced as manager and we all know how that ended.   Stay tuned for more pre-recorded episodes  Drop us a line at ikilledyourdogpodcast@gmail.com or give us a follow and send us pics on our insta page @ikilledyourdog

EP 25 It's 2023 and your favourite bitches are finally back! After a long, unexpected, lazy yet traumatic hiatus in 2022, Talk-a-lot-Taskov and Buttons Brittany are back with more veterinary mischief. The girls tell tales of 2022 with tequila! As per usual Velina scatterbrains her way through an alcohol-fueled update with our favourite cockroach, Brittany. The consensus is that our listeners can't get enough of our button's bitch accent. The girls discuss their new roles and welcome 2023 with booze, shit talking and the tea! Send us your veterinary stories ikilledyourdogpodcast@gmail.com or follow us on insta @ikilledyourdogpodcast

EP 24 Katreen is a Registered Veterinary Technician originally from BC but studied in Olds, Ablerta. She is our special guest today as we moan with mimoasa's and swiftly change to rose while we rage.  Listen to the girls dissect wrinkles, horse hearts and manage time bewteen ICU and SX. Work-life balance is important to us all; how do we cope? Vent-a-lot-Velina delves into ringbarking and smelly death; while Buttons Brittany gives us insight into stink bug attacks.    The girls discuss therapy and what is required to make it through this industry.  Stay tuned for more gross episodes.  Write us your disgusting situations: ikilledyourdog@gmail.com or tag us in social media: @ikilledyourdogpodcast     

EP23 The girls are stoked to try out their new equipment and sound effects, especially 'Buttons Brittany'. In this episode, our hosts are joined by a chiller Vet Tech, Abbie as the boxed wine (goon bag) flows so does their conversation about practicum students, overtime, and burnout.  Abbie opens up about her horrible euth experiences, turtles, and crazy taxidermy stories.  'Vent-a-lot-Velina' loses it about clients abusing drugs of addiction and 'Buttons Brittany' joins in with the frustrations of clients who date human nurses and think they know everything.  Finally, the girls announce their hopes and dreams to take the pod on the road next summer.  Disclaimer: sorry if you don't like listening to people chewing popcorn! Recorded: 2nd Dec, 2021 Follow us on insta: @ikilledyourdogpodcast or drop us a line at ikilledyourdogpodcast@gmail.com

EP22 Happy 1 Year Anniversary! We made it team! HAPPY HALLOWEEN! In this episode, we find Brittany and Velina reunited as they 'whine while we wine'. They both get way too drunk and waffle on about Talk-a-lot-Taskov's return to North America as a refugee, shenanigans in Seattle, and Halloween costumes.  Cockroach Brittany has decided that curbside can fuck right off as the girls discuss the changes and challenges with the ongoing pandemic. They recap their week, covering topics such as cat leg amputations, emergencies that aren't emergencies,  and the classic pounds vs kilos conversation. Despite Taskov slurring her words for a good portion of this episode, our two facetious girls get serious and discuss suicide and the mental health of the vet industry.  IF YOU ARE STRUGGLING WITH SUICIDAL THOUGHTS PLEASE CALL THE FOLLOWING HELPLINES: Australia: Beyond blue 1300224636 Lifeline 131114 Canada: +18779955247 USA: 1800 7842433 1800 SUICIDE   The episode ends with the girls reading out wicked stories from our listeners.  Write us a yarn: ikilledyourdogpodcast@gmail.com Follow us on instagram: @ikilledyourdogpodcast Check out: www.canadacomedy.ca    

EP21 Recorded in April 2021, in this episode Velina and Brittany 'whine while we wine' with super surgeon Dr. Jock!  Sadly our hosts have some sound quality issues (AGAIN) and it's not just coz Velina is a few stubbies short of a six-pack and sings Brittany a song. (best to listen with earphones) The girls cackle along as Jock opens up about the time she discovered she doesn't know shit about "non-Mexican walking fish" (The Axolotl) Brittany thinks she is famous and quickly discovers despite her newfound fame she is still non-essential.  Vent-a-lot-Velina strikes again as she laments over clients emotionally blackmailing her and her relationship with the Popo. Jock shares her wisdom with us about numerous topics; ectopic ureters, handling dangerous clients, using Vietnamese in consults and making mistakes.  The girls giggle way too much in this episode so join in the fun and email us ikilledyourdogpodcast@gmail.com or follow us on insta @ikilledyourdogpodcast   Music Credit: Bliss n Eso - Family Affair (2010)

EP 20 It's been a while since our latest episode but after some sound quality setbacks we have returned to our favourite state... tired after a shift and drinking our despondency away.  Brittany sounds far away in this episode, because she is! Our guest this week is Dr Lan and she openly admits to being a clinic slut. (Working at different clinics, get your mind out of the wet sink!) The girls touch base on many topics such as Lan's adventure as a vet in the UK, covering the most important UK topic of all, tea and biscuits. We also discuss UK labs vs American labs, foxes, the mark of the beast and Lan's accidental racist clients.  Lan continues to delight us with stories of Australian vetting; Goannas and Snake bite cases followed by messy euth stories. Velina vents about her triage woes as Lan learns a "new" way of healing conjunctivitis in dogs.  As always the girls have a new beverage to soothe their stories, this week we have "cow piss" AKA a Soju cocktail.    Send us your stories or memes to ikilledyourdogpodcast@gmail.com or follow us on insta; @ikilledyourdogpodcast        

EP19 After experiencing technical difficulties, Velina and Brittany are back!  The girls are talkin' shit again, and by shit, we mean canine fecal excrement.   While Velina is "enjoying" her leisure time in quarantine, Brittany shares with us her fears of being kidnapped by a client and that her dreams of becoming a professional dog groomer are dashed!  Brittany and Velina are ADR in this episode as Velina discusses her setbacks with her quarantino vino meanwhile Brittany loves her job so much she traps clients into conversations.  Taking a left turn off vet topics, Velina despondently binges Yellowstone and gets a bit worked up in her investment into the show before the girls discover a new segment: Vent-a-lot-Velina. When is it a good time to ask your vet friends for advice? 

EP 18 Due to technical difficulties, (shit wifi in Aussie plague jail) we were unable to release our intended episode so this week's episode was recorded in NOV 2020, Canadian edition! Our guest this week is Dr. Heather, a self-professed mega nerd veterinarian!  Heather starts off with a story about a drunk client abusing her post a horrifying euth.   The girls cover a wide range of topics; from decapitated cats, anal glands in the cornea, crying at lunchtime, and the Fetotomy story that inspired Heather to become a vet.  Brittany and Velina learn what a rusty load is and Heather educates us about the mishaps of coyote research. Subscribe and follow us on Instagram @ikilledyourdogpodcast or drop us a line if you have any questions for our future guests.

EP17 Velina and Brittany do an episode at LAX airport before Talk-a-lot-Taskov is to board her plane. The girls drunkenly discuss Velina's Seattle adventures and her FIRST first-class experience.  Cockroach Brittany talks about her week at work; idiopathic cystitis and the first foreign body surgery of the year.  The girls read out a gruesome horse euth story from Northern Virginia followed by messages from our other listeners.  Will Talk-a-lot-Taskov make it on her flight? Tune in to next weeks episode...  For pics of this weeks ep follow us on insta: @ikilledyourdogpodcast

EP16 Booze over the Border! Velina is stuck in the States while Brittany is dealing with a mud storm back in Kelowna. The girls catch up on their week and read out messages from their listeners full of dog jizz and praise.  Pictures from the episode on insta: @ikilledyourdogpodcast 

EP15 The girls are joined by Laurie, a Vet tech with 20 years of experience!  Velina and Brittany prattle on about Vee's covid test and flights going to Australia. Laurie starts off with a banger of a story: dog semen and cows being attacked by bears with an unexpected ending.  We delve deeper into Laurie's snake phobia and pranks that Velina has done at work.  This week's episode ends with horse euthanasia and laughing at negative feedback.  Follow us on Instagram @ikilledyourdogpodcast and email us your stories ikilledyourdogpodcast@gmail.com  

EP14  In this week's episode, we are joined by Liz, a vet assistant that works at a local animal shelter.  The girls ask about the difference between working at a vet clinic vs working at a shelter. Liz tells us about ducks, goats, African greys and rats. Velina shares an embarrassing voicemail and the curse of having an accent in a foreign country.  Velina and Brittany plug the Interior Wildlife Rehabilitation Society, a new wildlife group in the Okanagan.  Check out our Instagram @ikilledyourdogpodcast or email us your stories at ikilledyourdogpodcast@gmail.com 

EP13 HAPPY NEW YEAR Y'ALL!!! The girls recap their New Years' shenanigans full of snow mishaps and comedians doing bubblers.  As the New Year begins Velina and Brittany chat about the first week back at work and read out the stories listeners have sent in. Topics include duck penis' and dog fleshlights and filling testicles with H202!  Join us as 2021 begins with many more comedic veterinary tails ;) @ikilledyourdogpodcast ikilledyourdogpodcast@gmail.com

EP12 LAST EPISODE OF 2020!!  The girls say goodbye to the last Aussie edition of I Killed Your Dog. Velina and Brittany chat about non-emergent cases during the holiday period and Brittany's dislike for Pugs.  In PART 2 of Michelle and Pru's interview, we hear Lori the Lorikeet squawking away while the girls chat about euth protocols, maggots, cadavers, getting your vet med wings and dogs who eat EVERYTHING.  HAPPY NEW YEAR Y'ALL!!! @ikilledyourdogpodcast ikilledyourdogpodcast@gmail.com  

EP11 In this episode, Brittany and Velina express their concerns about clinics shutting down due to Covid-19 and clinic Xmas parties. Velina finally admits the truth about drop bears and Brittany asks why you might spray paint a dead Kangaroo  The girls chat about PART 1 of the final Aussie edition of I Killed Your Dog. Our guests, Michelle and Pru (Vet Nurses) are interviewed in an Aussie backyard and joined by an annoying unwanted guest, a rainbow lorikeet. Listen to these guys talk over each other as they delve into euthing pinkies, grain-free pet food, breeders and mistakes made in the vet industry.    @ikilledyourdogpodcast ikilledyourdogpodcast@gmail.com

EP10   Velina and Brittany prattle on about the extended lockdown and chat about comments from listeners. PART 2 of Abbey and Hally's interview brings them to discuss NZ being the safest place in the world but not for chickens! Hally expresses his concern about vending machines and a cow fetotomy story.  @ikilledyourdogpodcast ikilledyourdogpodcast@gmail.com

EP09 In this episode, Brittany and Velina waffle on about the next Aussie edition of I killed your dog as they drink sangrias.  Velina drunkenly sits down with Abbey (surgical vet nurse) and Hally (vet surgeon) as they joke around about aussies vs kiwis, the imperial system vs the metric system and Hally's crazy CT adventures.  @ikilledyourdogpodcast ikilledyourdogpodcast@gmail.com

EP08 Brittany tries to convince Velina she wants to jerk off a dog for educational purposes. In Part 2, Jane (surgical vet nurse) and Will (resident in small animal surgery) candidly tell Velina about large animal ejaculation, sheep eating birds of New Zealand and Vet school calendars.  @ikilledyourdogpodcast ikilledyourdogpodcast@gmail.com

EP07 Brittany and Velina laugh about ejaculation in the latest Aussie edition of I Killed Your Dog. Velina interviews Jane (a surgical nurse) and Will (a resident in small animal surgery). In this episode, they candidly speak about client dislikes, certain dog breeds and quality of life conversations.  Stay tuned for PART 2. @ikilledyourdogpodcast ikilledyourdogpodcast@gmail.com

EP06 Velina and Brittany read Veterinary misfortune cookies as they chat about their week and the next Aussie edition of the podcast.  In this episode, Velina interviews ICU nurses April and Christina. April indulges us with Tassie devil stories, high koalas and snake pranks.  Christina speaks about outrageous clients and calling the Police at work. As always we discuss the struggles of covid in the industry.  Good luck trying to decipher Aussie slang in this one!

EP 05 The girls continue PART 2 with ICU veterinarians Tim and Anupama. They dive into awkward euthanasia stories, vet school shenanigans, growing up in Africa and treating sassy goats. Not all heroes wear capes, some are in scrubs with anal gland juice on them. 

EP04 In this episode ICU Vets, Tim and Anupama grace us with their presence. Brittany increases her geography knowledge and Velina teaches her how to pronounce exotic names.  In PART 1, the vets open up to Velina about the challenges of Veterinary Medicine during Covid times, Aussie wildlife stories and maggots.  Follow us on instagram @ikilledyourdogpodcast Send us your comments or vet memes to ikilledyourdogpodcast@gmail.com

EP03 The girls prattle on about Brittany's experience with a moose, her paw print wall and PART 2 of I Killed Your Dog with Kasie and Shannon.  In this Aussie episode Kasie and Shannon tell Velina about their most disgusting experiences in Vet med, Kasie talks about Canadian animals, Shannon tells us about foreign body surgeries and the girls open up about home euthanasia.  Shout out to ROB HALL WINE for providing us with delicious drinks!  Follow us on instagram @ikilledyourdogpodcast or email us ikilledyourdogpodcast@gmail.com Cheers!

EP02 The girls introduce Velina's first Aussie episode of I Killed Your Dog (PART 1). Velina interviews two ICU vet nurses, Kasie and Shannon. They cackle about dogs eating shit, clients of the night and angry cats.  Follow us on instagram @ikilledyourdogpodcast or email ikilledyourdogpodcast@gmail.com for any question, comments or if you need any veterinary advice.  

EP01 Comedian and Vet Technician, Velina Taskov and Vet Assistant Brittany Hartfelder host the I Killed Your Dog Podcast, where the only thing they kill is your perceptions of the veterinary industry.  Listen to these two facetiously giggle at macabre stories and candidly discuss the foibles and rewarding work of Veterinary Medicine. In this first episode the girls discuss Velina's Aussie Adventures during the pandemic outbreak and the stories she collected from some Aussie Vets and Nurses. Brittany and Velina talk shop about the Vet Industry and what to expect in upcoming podcasts.  Follow us on Instagram @ikilledyourdogpodcast or email us ikilledyourdogpodcast@gmail.com   *** No clinics, clients, pet names or full names of guest are named for confidentiality sake* *** ALL PODCASTS ARE RECORDED AFTER HOURS***