2 nobodies, thousands of possibilities. Join Clayton Williams and Rick Matthews as they take a random journey though the ever-growing hellscape that is finding what movie to watch, and which streaming service to watch it on. Every week they randomly get a movie, watch it, and let you know how it is. The amazing, the wonderful, but mostly the pure trash. They also will complain, a lot.
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This is a weird one. Its fun, but due to ghosts in the machine, it falls apart near the end, but we pick it up. So if you wanna hear us bash Rhonda Rousey, talk about the new Roadhouse and announce the next franchise, listen!
We've finally reached the last step on the proverbial Art Museum that is the Rocky franchise. Listen as we discuss Creed 3 and try to figure out if Rocky's story is real, how rich does a person get from boxing, and also how small can a heavy champ really be.
Flat baseball player butts, Spanish language horror and figuring out if were in an autistic child's imagination. All that and more on this weeks episode!
Baby Creed vs Baby Drago. And possibly Bolo Yeung? Listen to the madness as we discuss Creed 2.
This weeks episode, we explain our absence, what would make a great musical and how mishearing a name can make a movie 20 times better
We continue our tour of the Rocky franchise as we enter the second half of the series with "Creed". Listen as we talk about the wild weekend that lead to Apollo Creeds death, and all other forms of mayhem and madness.
Happy New Years, Rick's little Fart Sausages. Welcome to the first Nobodies of the year and its a blast.
The triumphant return of the Philly legend is upon us. Pauly is back and even more racist than ever, but now hes drinking dark liquor! Enjoy as we deconstruct boxing and food smells as we discus Rocky Balboa
Ever wondered the meaning of life? Fear teenagers? Have a weird sausage kink? Well you're in luck as we discuss all those topics and more in this episode
Well, here it is. The ugly middle child of the Rocky franchise. Listen as we try to find some redemption in probably the most boring Rocky movie made.
The moment you've all been waiting for. Rocky 4, the ultimate in excess and madness that the Rocky franchise could deliver. Listen as we spend most of our time talking about the robot and some other stuff, but mainly the robot. Happy Birthday, Pauly!
We lost recordings, we had corrupted files, but we came back stronger than ever! Listen to our review of Rocky 3 as we discuss the perils of gin drunkenness. Pauly's racism and so much more
We must have been possessed by the spirit of Pauly, cause this is a wild episode. What starts as a tribute to the late Burt Young becomes probably our wildest episode in recent memory.
Balboa is back and ready to fight for the title once again. Listen and Rick and Clay talk about Rocky's poor financial decisions, not being able to read, and much more.
Rick and Clayton talk about their dislike for Bill Maher, Just how many sequels to Police Academy and more.
Rick and Clayton take on the "Italian Stallion" as the start the Rocky franchise. Listen as they discuss the visual smells, weird acting choices and very sketchy romance of the 1976 classic
We suck at podcasting, but were back! We discuss why we were gone so long and the new format for the season. So listen, Laugh, and sorry for the wait
WE'RE BACK! Sorry for the delay, but life got in the way. But who cares, we've got a new episode for you!
Hey gang, sorry we've been gone but we have a new special episode to make it up to you
What's up dames, and dollfaces. In this weeks episode, Rick and Clayton review the 1959 crossdressing comedy classic, Some Like It Hot. Did we like it at all? Listen and find out.
We're Back, baby! This weeks shit shoot, we talk about why we missed a week, bad comedy and FMB! listen and enjoy!
Two Words: BBW Beans! That's only gonna make sense to you if you listen to this weeks hilarious episode, as Rick and Clay discuss Halloween Ends.
So....this is a real silly and weird episode for certain reasons, but it should be a fun listen
Cannonballs, hot dog fingers, laughs, cries, this movie has it all and were gonna talk about it. Join us for this weeks episode as Nobody Watches Everything Everywhere All At Once
This weeks episode is a doozy. The boys talk about future horror sequels, relatives from the past and the truth about Dr Cosby...
And you thought Game of Thrones invented incest! Listen as the boys talk about the 1974 classic, Chinatown. And talk about how much of a scumbag Roman Polanski is!
Its another day, another shit shoot for your listening pleasure.
Welcome back nobodies, this week Rick and Clay discuss the 1977 film, Annie Hall. And they also discuss why they hate it so much!
Another day, another Shit to Shoot. Listen as Rick and Clayton talk about grilling, being fat guys and more
If it streams, we can watch it. And watch we did! listen to this weeks episode as we discuss the movie Prey and break down why the Predator is a dick.
Welcome back to another mini episode of us just shooting the shit and telling you about our next movie. We're are join by Chris Plummer as we remake Back To the Future and other wild things.
Its Morbin' Time! This week we review the meme of the day, Morbius with our guest, Chris Plumer. Listen as we run down Vampire police codes, the customs of Greece, and what Matt Smith looks like.
Hey, so this is a new change to season 3. We've decided to do mini episodes between our reviews, where we shoot the shit and talk about what our next movie is gonna be. Hope you all enjoy it.
We're Back! Season 3 is finally here and were starting with a bang. Listen as we review the movie Animal House and break down one of the most beloved comedy movies of all time. Spoilers...we hate it.
A classic episode about a classic movie? Enjoy this episode about the Third Man while we ramp up for season 3!
Another episode from the vault! This week we tackle the terrible zombie flick, JeruZalem. And no, that's not a typo
Another classic episode, this time the boys and Shaun Murphy review the horror comedy Deathgasm. If you like metal or dildo fights, this is the episode for you
While you wait for season 3 to start, enjoy this classic episode from our original pod with Shaun Murphy.
What's up nobodies, todays episode is just the guys hanging out and announcing the theme of the new season. Listen up and enjoy!
How do rich people celebrate their birthday? Apparently by ruining their lives and trying to kill themselves. Listen to this weeks episode as Rick and Clay talk about The Game and try to make sense of this overlooked Fincher classic.
Lou Diamond Phillips doing a questionable accent, A assassin whose whole character is he jerks off a lot, and Marky Marky falling in love with a very unfortunately name Asian girl that he kidnaps. If any of that sounds fun to you, your either Clay when he was 10 or a crazy person. listen to this weeks episode as we discuss the 1998 action comedy, The Big Hit
A serial killer is copying serial killers, a detective is hot on the case, and two fat dudes are doing dueling Holly Hunter impressions. This is what you can find on this weeks episode of the pod. Listen as we also discuss in detail the looks of Sigourney Weaver, what the prison system needs to check prisoners mail, and why its so hard to make a southern accent sound smart.
Two people from opposite worlds, one black and one white, come together to spit out one liners and kick ass. Not only is that the description of this podcast, but its also the description for this weeks movie, "The Long Kiss Goodnight". It's also seems to be the only type of movie Shane Black good make for a decade.
What happens when you mix, adventure, little people, and Monty Python together? The most boring wacky movie in the world, that's what! Listen as Rick and Clayton discuss the Terry Gilliam "classic" Time Bandits on this weeks episode.
Identities stolen, Lives lost, Pizzas order; all these incredible scenarios happen in...THE NET! Listen to Rick, Clayton and their guests Dominic and Sara Luongo (Our Kind of Bad Podcast) try to detangle this absurd web of intrigue, absolutely no suspense, Dennis Miller gaslighting, and floppy discs.
In a world where New York City filthy, children are getting robbed in their own homes, and crime is running rampant, its good to know that all it takes is a magic ticket and Arnold Schwarzenegger to make everything ok! This week's episode we tackled the 1993 cult classic Last Action Hero. Rick and Clayton break down this meta masterpiece and also discuss how cool it would be to have a glass eye, and why the mom from Big is kind of a bad person.
What do Rex Manning, 90's overload, and a kid named Lucas have in common? Clayton hates all of them and they're all part of this weeks movie; Empire Records. This episode is probably gonna go down as the craziest episode yet, as Rick and Clayton disagree and agree on why Empire Records is the best and worst the 90's has to offer. So if you can get past the audio distortion, you're in for a lot of fun.
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