Not Your Grandma's Attic

Unexplained? More like, funexplained!!! hahahaha

Caleb's audio is really bad on this one because he didn't have his mic selected in Audacity lmao. The next episode will be better we promise.

Have you ever wanted to talk to the raccoons that live in your ceiling? You already are! This week, we talk about how to speak with your pets via your third eye

This episode is only for the kids who can tan and talk to plants. Special thanks to Caleb's cat for screaming throughout this episode. Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/not_atticpod Anchor: https://anchor.fm/nygap Audible, Spotify, Apple, and Google Podcasts Join our Discord: discord.gg/rdvCEp5 Thank you to Deborah for our new intro! You can find her work at https://soundcloud.com/deborah-oss/

This is a rerelease of episode 8, because it didn't survive the move to our new platform! Enjoy these good ole' alien sex stories

We aren't dead! This time around, we found three old, weird books that weren't long enough for a whole episode. Also included: why Catherine the Great is a sexual predator to horses, how to not hang up Christmas lights in the South, and growing taller with the power of Milk(TM)! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/not_atticpod Anchor: https://anchor.fm/nygap Audible, Spotify, Apple, and Google Podcasts Join our Discord: discord.gg/rdvCEp5

Can encryption prove God is real? Can one man protect this secret from the CIA and the Jews? Can we sit through this movie without wanting to die? Find out by listening!   Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/not_atticpod Podbean: https://notyourgrandmasattic.podbean.com/ Audible, Spotify, Apple, and Google Podcasts   Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rdvCEp5

Better late than never! This is the special release of our Halloween episode covering Steve Russo's Halloween - What's a Christian to Do? Are you a dirty sinner? Then sit down with your discount post Valentine's candy and learn how to celebrate the spooky season in a god-honoring way. (Also, please say a prayer for our 2020 audio.)  "Public education has changed dramatically in the last two decades. Gone are the days of the traditional three 'R's' - reading, 'riting, and 'rithmetic. A fourth 'R' has now been added - reproductive rights" - Steve Russo, 1998

This week, we talk about Juliana of Clover Hill, a novel by Brenda Knight Graham where a fifteen year old gets groomed by a 32 year old man. We give such hot takes as: Pedos? Bad. Georgia? Also bad.  Follow us onTwitter: https://twitter.com/not_atticpodPodbean: https://notyourgrandmasattic.podbean.com/Audible, Spotify, Apple, and Google Podcasts

Who knew a movie about a huge radioactive Momma grizzly bear killing a bunch of high-schoolers could be so boring? Come listen to why this movie will make you want to go into hibernation! Hahahahaha get it?  Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/not_atticpodPodbean: https://notyourgrandmasattic.podbean.com/Audible, Spotify, Apple, and Google Podcasts 

Did you know that in the 16th century, Nostradamus predicted 9-11, aliens, and that AIDs patients would be quarantined to the North Pole? We didn't either. Listen to us speak French badly while we discuss Nostradamus: Visions of the Future by J H Brennan.Read along here: https://archive.org/details/nostradamusvisio00bren Follow us onTwitter: https://twitter.com/not_atticpodPodbean: https://notyourgrandmasattic.podbean.com/Audible, Spotify, Apple, and Google Podcasts

(Oh-oh, here he comes)Watch out, Gary, he'll chew you up(Oh-oh, here he comes)he's a maneater(Oh-oh, here he comes)Watch out, Gary, he'll chew you up(Oh-oh, here he comes)He's a maneater Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/not_atticpodPodbean: https://notyourgrandmasattic.podbean.com/Audible, Spotify, Apple, and Google Podcasts 

Once upon a time, we recorded this episode. Finally in 2021, we are releasing our discussion of  the one and only Direwolf. Or is it Dinowolf? IMDb certainly doesn't know. Direwolf is a Jurassic Park rip-off about 100 characters overcoming a genetically modified wolf-human hybrid. Listen if you didn't know Morrissey is a gay white supremacist, or if you want to see Dolph fight a dinosaur wolf. Follow us onTwitter: https://twitter.com/not_atticpodPodbean: https://notyourgrandmasattic.podbean.com/Audible, Spotify, Apple, and Google Podcasts

This week, we talk about Georgina Gentry's To Tame a Texan, a trashy cowboy romance novel with only two mediocre sex scenes. Are you ready for the tall, sinewy cowboy of your dreams to come and sweep you off your feet? We aren't. Also, email us your favorite pre-postironic memes for us to discuss on the podcast.Incoming ROFLCOPTER!   ROFL:ROFL:ROFL:ROFL      ___^___ _ L    __/      []    LOL===__             L      ___ ___ ___]            I   I       ----------/ Follow us onTwitter: https://twitter.com/not_atticpodPodbean: https://notyourgrandmasattic.podbean.com/Audible, Spotify, Apple, and Google Podcasts

Join us in this mini-episode to talk about Bill Cosby's Love and Marriage, which Cat valiantly sacrificed her $0.75, time, and energy to dredge through. Then Caleb gives us the run down on the sexual assault allegations and convictions against Bill Cosby. This book is bad and boring, don't read it. Follow us onTwitter: https://twitter.com/not_atticpodPodbean: https://notyourgrandmasattic.podbean.com/Audible, Spotify, Apple, and Google Podcasts

Caleb and Cat put on their tin foil hats to discuss a grand conspiracy. Are the communists taking over? Is America under attack? Boy we wish! Follow us onTwitter: https://twitter.com/not_atticpodPodbean: https://notyourgrandmasattic.podbean.com/Audible, Spotify, Apple, and Google Podcasts

The Translated Russian Secret Book of Alien Races can barely be considered a book, but it is one of the more bizarre pieces we have covered. Join us to learn about which alien races have visited Earth, mate with humans, created the human race, and maybe started some pandemics?Follow along with us for free at archive.org: https://archive.org/details/alien_race_book-ARB/mode/2upFollow us onTwitter: https://twitter.com/not_atticpodPodbean: https://notyourgrandmasattic.podbean.com/Audible, Spotify, Apple, and Google Podcasts

This week, we return with The Healing Power of UFOs: 300 True Accounts of People Healed by Extraterrestrials by Preston Dennett. Did aliens fuck your infertile wife? Did they heal you of your yeast infection? Did they make your carrot REALLY BIG? If so, join us in praying to our Reptilian overlords.Follow us onTwitter: https://twitter.com/not_atticpodPodbean: https://notyourgrandmasattic.podbean.com/Audible, Spotify, Apple, and Google Podcasts

We begin our first multi-part episode on the book The Healing Power of UFOs: 300 True Accounts of People Healed by Extraterrestrials, a book originally written by Preston Dennett in the 90s. Learn how aliens can remove your eyeballs safely, heal your yeast infections that you didn't know you had, and how to move to Antarctica.Follow us onTwitter: https://twitter.com/not_atticpodPodbean: https://notyourgrandmasattic.podbean.com/Spotify, Apple, and Google Podcasts

Listen in as Caleb and Cat try their hand at film analysis on the movie Missionary Man. Directed by and starring the one and only Dolph Lundgren.   Follow us onTwitter: https://twitter.com/not_atticpodPodbean: https://notyourgrandmasattic.podbean.com/Spotify, Apple, and Google Podcasts

Cat describes and reads from the controversial novel Bear by Marian Engel. This book was the inspiration for the podcast, as you will soon understand why. Follow us onTwitter: https://twitter.com/not_atticpodPodbean: https://notyourgrandmasattic.podbean.com/Spotify, Apple, and Google Podcasts

This week, Caleb tells us about our first movie, Thou Shalt Laugh, a 2006 Christian comedy stand-up, hosted by Patricia Heaton. If your wedding day was the worst day of your life and you are "totally not racist, I have a black friend," this is the comedy routine for you!  Follow us onTwitter: https://twitter.com/not_atticpodPodbean: https://notyourgrandmasattic.podbean.com/Spotify, Apple, and Google Podcasts

This week, we discuss Is Your Straight Man Gay Enough? This book came straight from 2004, written by Jason Anthony and Nan Shipley. Learn how to lie and manipulate your Way Too Straight (TM) man into a man who is "Just Straight Enough" and feel mentally exhausted by the end of it.Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/not_atticpodPodbean: https://notyourgrandmasattic.podbean.com/Spotify, Apple, and Google Podcasts 

On this episode, we discuss 10,000 Dreams Explained by Pamela Ball, which Caleb bought for 97¢. Caleb has selected his favorite interpretations, Cat has a few rants about clowns, and at the end, we interpret our own dreams.

Welcome to Not Your Grandma's Attic! The podcast where we read and discuss antique or bizarre media that we find. In this episode, Cat tells Caleb about the book Dating for Under a Dollar:301 Ideas, and shares some of her favorite "dates."