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I Don't Want To Be In Helena No More The total eclipse draws near and things get nuts. There are more shadows than the truckers can shake a gator at, and the twists and turns have them wishing they had chosen a different profession. Will anyone survive for a potential sequel?! You don't want to miss the exciting conclusion! If you have a game you'd like to see us play, let us know. We love hearing from our listeners. Contact us: readytorolepodcast@gmail.com; @readyrole; ReadyToRole on Reddit. If you like what we do, spread the word and leave us a review wherever you listen. Credits: Dead of Night is by Steampower Publishing Special thanks to Mindseye for the beat for the intro and outro. The original beat is "Up & Go" by Mindseye. His work can be found at the following link: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/MindsEye (The speed of the beat has been altered and rearranged. Lyrics have also been written and added for the theme, and they are courtesy of Zack Long).

Truckin' Rules and Laser Tools The crap continues to hit the fan boat as the truckers try to make it out of the roadhouse with their lives. Will they have help from a trucker from a previous film in the Bad Mother Truckers Franchise? If they do, that guy hasn't slept for ten days...cause sleeping for ten days is waaayyyy too long to sleep. If you have a game you'd like to see us play, let us know. We love hearing from our listeners. Contact us: readytorolepodcast@gmail.com; @readyrole; ReadyToRole on Reddit. If you like what we do, spread the word and leave us a review wherever you listen. Credits: Dead of Night is by Steampower Publishing Special thanks to Mindseye for the beat for the intro and outro. The original beat is "Up & Go" by Mindseye. His work can be found at the following link: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/MindsEye (The speed of the beat has been altered and rearranged. Lyrics have also been written and added for the theme, and they are courtesy of Zack Long).

To Helena and Back/Nobody's Doing Voodoo in Idaho! A whole new set of truckers are hitting the road and flirtin' with disaster. They are headed from California to Montana to deliver a shipment of computers, so it should be smooth sailing, right? Well...now that I'm thinking about it, they are doing it during a total eclipse. And they will be in the path of totality...and they may or may not run into some weirdos in a van making threatening gestures, and trying to run them off the road...AND there may be an incident at a roadhouse. On second thought, some crazy stuff goes down. SO check out part one of the Total Eclipse of the Haul, the loose sequel to episode 37. The Middlegate of Nowhere, and part of the Ready to Role B-horror movie series Bad Mother Truckers! If you have a game you'd like to see us play, let us know. We love hearing from our listeners. Contact us: readytorolepodcast@gmail.com; @readyrole; ReadyToRole on Reddit. If you like what we do, spread the word and leave us a review wherever you listen. Credits: Dead of Night is by Steampower Publishing Special thanks to Mindseye for the beat for the intro and outro. The original beat is "Up & Go" by Mindseye. His work can be found at the following link: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/MindsEye (The speed of the beat has been altered and rearranged. Lyrics have also been written and added for the theme, and they are courtesy of Zack Long).

The Circles 3 Take one last ride with Mr. Smith, Doc and Pedro as they take this mystery out to pasture. Don't get too bull-headed as wrap up this Monster of the Week. If you have a game you'd like to see us play, let us know. We love hearing from our listeners. Contact us: readytorolepodcast@gmail.com; @readyrole; ReadyToRole on Reddit. If you like what we do, spread the word and leave us a review wherever you listen. Credits: Monster of the Week by Evil Hat Productions Special thanks to Mindseye for the beat for the intro and outro. The original beat is "Up & Go" by Mindseye. His work can be found at the following link: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/MindsEye (The speed of the beat has been altered and rearranged. Lyrics have also been written and added for the theme, and they are courtesy of Zack Long).

The Circles 2 Doc, Mr. Smith and Pedro get deeper in the crop circles as more pieces of the mystery fall into place. Roll +Sharp to keep up with what's going on as we get Ready to Role with some Monster of the Week! If you have a game you'd like to see us play, let us know. We love hearing from our listeners. Contact us: readytorolepodcast@gmail.com; @readyrole; ReadyToRole on Reddit. If you like what we do, spread the word and leave us a review wherever you listen. Credits: Monster of the Week by Evil Hat Productions Special thanks to Mindseye for the beat for the intro and outro. The original beat is "Up & Go" by Mindseye. His work can be found at the following link: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/MindsEye (The speed of the beat has been altered and rearranged. Lyrics have also been written and added for the theme, and they are courtesy of Zack Long).

The Circles Join Pedro, Dr Martin, and John Smith as they investigate a couple teens who go missing in a small faming community in Indiana. Can they get to the bottom of the crop circles before anyone else goes missing? Listen in as we play Monster of the Week. If you have a game you'd like to see us play, let us know. We love hearing from our listeners. Contact us: readytorolepodcast@gmail.com; @readyrole; ReadyToRole on Reddit. If you like what we do, spread the word and leave us a review wherever you listen. Credits: Monster of the Week by Evil Hat Productions Special thanks to Mindseye for the beat for the intro and outro. The original beat is "Up & Go" by Mindseye. His work can be found at the following link: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/MindsEye (The speed of the beat has been altered and rearranged. Lyrics have also been written and added for the theme, and they are courtesy of Zack Long).

The Third Circle Join us as we play Haunt, a horror RPG where the GM tries to discover the secrets of the players before they can uncover enough clues to stop the Haunt that plagues them. The gang has split up and is finding trouble at every turn after being chased out of the graveyard. Secrets are in short supply in this climactic final episode of Haunt! Stick around til the very end to catch a brief metagame segment where we go over everything we missed. If you have a game you'd like to see us play, let us know. We love hearing from our listeners. Contact us: readytorolepodcast@gmail.com; @ReadyRole; u/ReadyToRole on Reddit. If you like what we do, spread the word and leave us a review wherever you listen. Credits: Haunt is published by Stormforge Productions and Dapper Rabbit Games. If you'd like to give it a try, you can buy a digital copy here. Special thanks to Mindseye for the beat in the new intro and outro.

Mortui Vivos Docent Join us as we play Haunt, a horror RPG where the GM tries to discover the secrets of the players before they can uncover enough clues to stop the Haunt that plagues them. Having made some headway at the church, the group gets to know the boy Phillip and moves to investigate the graveyard. But does anything good ever happen in a graveyard? If you have a game you'd like to see us play, let us know. We love hearing from our listeners. Contact us: readytorolepodcast@gmail.com; @ReadyRole; u/ReadyToRole on Reddit. If you like what we do, spread the word and leave us a review wherever you listen. Credits: Haunt is published by Stormforge Productions and Dapper Rabbit Games. If you'd like to give it a try, you can buy a digital copy here. Special thanks to Mindseye for the beat in the new intro and outro.

Visions and Churches Join us as we play Haunt, a horror RPG where the GM tries to discover the secrets of the players before they can uncover enough clues to stop the Haunt that plagues them. After discovering a handful of oddities at the homestead, the group begins to investigate the area. If you have a game you'd like to see us play, let us know. We love hearing from our listeners. Contact us: readytorolepodcast@gmail.com; @ReadyRole; u/ReadyToRole on Reddit. If you like what we do, spread the word and leave us a review wherever you listen. Credits: Haunt is published by Stormforge Productions and Dapper Rabbit Games. If you'd like to give it a try, you can buy a digital copy here. Special thanks to Mindseye for the beat in the new intro and outro.

A Priest, A Scientist, and a Mystic Join us as we play Haunt, a horror RPG where the GM tries to discover the secrets of the players before they can uncover enough clues to stop the Haunt that plagues them. In this episode the guys find themselves at an old Welsh settlement, where nothing is as it seems. If you have a game you'd like to see us play, let us know. We love hearing from our listeners. Contact us: readytorolepodcast@gmail.com; @readyrole; u/ReadyToRole on Reddit. If you like what we do, spread the word and leave us a review wherever you listen. Credits: Haunt is published by Stormforge Productions and Dapper Rabbit Games. If you'd like to give it a try, you can buy a digital copy here. Special thanks to Mindseye for the beat in the new intro and outro.

Ready to Role Update: May 14, 2021 This week we wanted to take a second to give you all an update on our future plans and formatting for the show. Please forgive the headset quality audio. In brief: We're shooting for all future gameplay episodes to be roughly an hour long. We've got some one-shots and miniseries games planned before we jump into the next campaign. We hope to have some new voices at the table going forward. We'll be splitting the "Tales from the Crit" episodes into bitesize, hour-long pieces, but Holiday Specials will stay in the longer format. Our release schedule is going to change, but we want to be more consistent. To elaborate on the planned release schedule: Ongoing series episodes (oneshots, miniseries, and even campaigns) will release every week, but we will take a week off publishing episodes as we switch between different games. Other breaks will be announced on the podcast feed, but may include holiday breaks or breaks at the conclusion of a season. If you have a game you'd like to see us play, let us know. We love hearing from our listeners. Contact us: readytorolepodcast@gmail.com; @readyrole; u/ReadyToRole on Reddit. If you like what we do, spread the word and leave us a review wherever you listen. Credits: Special thanks to Mindseye for the beat for the intro and outro. The original beat is "Up & Go" by Mindseye. His work can be found at the following link: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/MindsEye (The speed of the beat has been altered and rearranged. Lyrics have also been written and added for the theme, courtesy of Zack Long).

An Alpha Complex Situation The clones of R-UOK are back, and they are trying desperately to navigate through alpha complex and complete their mission without getting in trouble for treason. Will they get the mission accomplished? Will mutant powers and secret societies spice things up? How many clones will they burn through to get the job done? All of these are great questions, but don’t ask them too loud. The Friend Computer may be listening. If you have a game you'd like to see us play, let us know. We love hearing from our listeners. Contact us: readytorolepodcast@gmail.com; @readyrole; ReadyToRole on Reddit. If you like what we do, spread the word and leave us a review wherever you listen. Credits: Paranoia Red Clearance Level is courtesy of Mongoose Publishing. Special thanks to Mindseye for the beat for the intro and outro. The original beat is "Up & Go" by Mindseye. His work can be found at the following link: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/MindsEye (The speed of the beat has been altered and rearranged. Lyrics have also been written and added for the theme, and they are courtesy of Zack Long). Also special thanks to Kevin Macleoud at Incompetech.com for the ending music. "Ominous Intro" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

The Day the Music Died...Several Times...in Horrific Ways The gang is back and we are playing a game called Paranoia. Paranoia is set in a dystopian future where humans live underground in a bunker city called Alpha Complex, which is run by an AI called Friend Computer. Each player gets a 6-pack of clones, and they are going to need them because Alpha Complex is slightly dysfunctional and full of penalties for treason! You won't want to miss the shenanigans in this wacky game, where everyone is happy to serve the Friend computer, mostly because happiness is mandatory. If you have a game you'd like to see us play, let us know. We love hearing from our listeners. Contact us: readytorolepodcast@gmail.com; @readyrole; ReadyToRole on Reddit. If you like what we do, spread the word and leave us a review wherever you listen. Credits: Paranoia Red Clearance Level is courtesy of Mongoose Publishing. Special thanks to Mindseye for the beat for the intro and outro. The original beat is "Up & Go" by Mindseye. His work can be found at the following link: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/MindsEye (The speed of the beat has been altered and rearranged. Lyrics have also been written and added for the theme, and they are courtesy of Zack Long).

Don't Even Google It, Folks... WARNING: LISTEN TO THE WILDS EPISODE 85 PRIOR TO THIS METAGAME. SPOILERS AHEAD! See what goes on behind the curtain and join the guys as they work through their emotions on the heels of the final session of The Wilds. Then, catch a final scene at the end of the episode. If you have a game you'd like to see us play, let us know. We love hearing from our listeners. Contact us: readytorolepodcast@gmail.com; @readyrole; ReadyToRole on Reddit. If you like what we do, spread the word and leave us a review wherever you listen.

The Final Countdown It has all led to this point. The final confrontation with the mysterious stranger is at hand. Will the forces of good prevail over evil? Will all of the members of C.O.P.S. be left standing when the dust settles? Will the band Europe think too much of their song is sung in this episode? Find out in the season finale of The Wilds! We love hearing from our listeners. Contact us: readytorolepodcast@gmail.com; @readyrole; ReadyToRole on Reddit. If you like what we do, spread the word and leave us a review wherever you listen.

The Stranger's War As the COPS and their allies call armies to action, the not-so-Mysterious Stranger musters her own forces inside the Universidad. Herein lies the record of the second great battle of the Stranger's War. We love hearing from our listeners. Contact us: readytorolepodcast@gmail.com; @readyrole; ReadyToRole on Reddit. If you like what we do, spread the word and leave us a review wherever you listen.

The Eve of Battle Talon races to share his discovery with the gang. Unexpected guests drop out of the sky to see Tex. California reveals a secret he's held close and wonders about the logistics of a messy divorce... We love hearing from our listeners. Contact us: readytorolepodcast@gmail.com; @readyrole; ReadyToRole on Reddit. If you like what we do, spread the word and leave us a review wherever you listen.

The Friend of My Friend is My Enemy's Enemy The end is drawing near. The forces of good are gathering in Copsenhagen as the COPS are forging alliances, making battle plans, and hitting on cousins before the big fight. We love hearing from our listeners. Contact us: readytorolepodcast@gmail.com; @readyrole; ReadyToRole on Reddit. If you like what we do, spread the word and leave us a review wherever you listen.

Mage Thief Now that they've collected all the components needed to create the Mage Thief weapon, the COPS meet up with the Dragons to start the process. An unexpected arrival knocks the wind out of their sails... We love hearing from our listeners. Contact us: readytorolepodcast@gmail.com; @readyrole; ReadyToRole on Reddit. If you like what we do, spread the word and leave us a review wherever you listen.

Those Whoodoo Voodoo The gang arrives back to Copsenhagen, and Threska "helps" Tex come to terms with some decisions he made in the past... We love hearing from our listeners. Contact us: readytorolepodcast@gmail.com; @readyrole; ReadyToRole on Reddit. If you like what we do, spread the word and leave us a review wherever you listen.

What the hell...hound? Tex is still recovering from his grog misadventure as the gang is leaving Gnawlins. But something, or multiple somethings, may be hot on their heels. Is something really there, or is the grog still playing tricks? Find out what in the hell is going on in this week's NEW EPISODE!! We love hearing from our listeners. Contact us: readytorolepodcast@gmail.com; @readyrole; ReadyToRole on Reddit.

After a long hiatus, we're coming back! Look for episodes every two weeks, starting tomorrow.

What I Think I See... Apparently Tex overpaid for his Grog earlier.  Now the guys are trying to figure out how to get some of that money back.  But while Tex sobers up from his bender, the guys have to ask if what he's seeing is real?  Listen to this week's episode and see if they'll ever be able to trust Tex's sight again!   We love hearing from our listeners. Contact us: readytorolepodcast@gmail.com; @readyrole; ReadyToRole on Reddit; or check out our Discord server. Check out our new website to learn more!

Spectacles, Testicles, Wallet, and Watch: A Fine Clothing Establishment. Well, what happens when our group of roughnecks make their way into a fine clothing establishment?  Can Talon keep his stabbyness to a minimum while they conduct an investigation?  And why does that guy keep showing up?  Find out all this in this week's episode! We love hearing from our listeners. Contact us: readytorolepodcast@gmail.com; @readyrole; ReadyToRole on Reddit; or check out our Discord server. Check out our new website to learn more!

The reindeer poop is hitting the fan as our 3 ninjas are trying to locate Santa in Chucky Cheese. Will the Ninjas escape and save Christmas? Will the rivals from Stake N’ Shake, Taco Hell, Chucky Cheese, Diehop, Captain HowD’s, and Wight Castle bring down Ninja Burger? Find out in part 2 of A Very Ninja Christmas!   We love hearing from our listeners. Contact us: readytorolepodcast@gmail.com; @readyrole; ReadyToRole on Reddit; or check out our Discord server. Check out our new website to learn more!

Happy Holidays Ready to Role listeners! This year’s game is Ninja Burger, but instead of playing as ninjas delivering fast food, the group will be...ninjas...helping out the oldest ninja of them all—Santa Claus. There are plenty of shurkinanigans, including an appearance from a 90’s rapper. Will Christmas be ruined? Will the ninja figure out what is going on in time? Will they meet MC Hammer?!   Grab your eggnog and your nunchucks, and enjoy part one of A Very Ninja Christmas!   "Wish Background" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/   We love hearing from our listeners. Contact us: readytorolepodcast@gmail.com; @readyrole; ReadyToRole on Reddit; or check out our Discord server. Check out our new website to learn more!

I Drink Because I Care After leaving Copsenhagen, and then going back, and then leaving again, the guys FINALLY get to Gnawlins.  But how long will their "goody-two-shoes" cover last?  Will they find what they have come looking for?  And how many times does it take for them to learn, Don't take a drink from a stranger?  Find out in this week's episode! Thanks to Blue Stahli for the intro music. The Pathfinder Roleplaying Game is the property of Paizo, Inc.®  Find out more about the Pathfinder RPG system at www.paizo.com We love hearing from our listeners. Contact us: readytorolepodcast@gmail.com; @readyrole; ReadyToRole on Reddit; or check out our Discord server. Check out our new website to learn more!

It's Thanksgiving, and we here at Ready to Role would like to thank each and every one of you who continue to download and listen to our podcast.  Just knowing that there are people out there enjoying the content we put out make this endeavor worthwhile.  If you enjoy what we're doing, you can show us your thanks by leaving a rating and review on your favorite podcast service.  We hope that you all have a safe and wonderful holiday season! After the dragons promise parts of their hordes to fund Magethief and bring an end to Elaina's rule, the guys realized there is much work to do before they can take the fight to the Mysterious Stranger.  But will the guys have what it takes to collect everything necessary to make Magethief a reality?  Do they even have what it takes to get started?  And why shouldn't you camp on an abandoned campground near a crystal clear lake?  Find out all of this in this week's episode! Thanks to Blue Stahli for the intro music. The Pathfinder Roleplaying Game is the property of Paizo, Inc.®  Find out more about the Pathfinder RPG system at www.paizo.com We love hearing from our listeners. Contact us: readytorolepodcast@gmail.com; @readyrole; ReadyToRole on Reddit; or check out our Discord server. Check out our new website to learn more!

The Benefactor California is dead.  To what lengths will Tex and Talon go to change that fate?  Who from their past will come to their aid in these dire times?  And how long do they have left before they can stick it to Elaina?  Find out all this and more in this week's episode!   Thanks to Blue Stahli for the intro music. The Pathfinder Roleplaying Game is the property of Paizo, Inc.®  Find out more about the Pathfinder RPG system at www.paizo.com We love hearing from our listeners. Contact us: readytorolepodcast@gmail.com; @readyrole; ReadyToRole on Reddit; or check out our Discord server. Check out our new website to learn more!

Drider on the Storm The guys wake up in a strange place.  With strange voices chanting all around them.  Is it all a dream?  Or does Elaina have something more dastardly in store?  Find out in this week's episode!   Thanks to Blue Stahli for the intro music. The Pathfinder Roleplaying Game is the property of Paizo, Inc.®  Find out more about the Pathfinder RPG system at www.paizo.com We love hearing from our listeners. Contact us: readytorolepodcast@gmail.com; @readyrole; ReadyToRole on Reddit; or check out our Discord server. Check out our new website to learn more!

Hungry Like the Librarian August 10th, 1985 Valley View, Maine Follow along with Benny, Will, Billie, and Leslie as they deal with an odd disturbance that's going on in town.  Will they be able to stop the evils that hide in the darkness?  And does Cheryl ever shut up? Follow along with the game soundtrack with this Spotify playlist. A-Ha - Take on Me Wham! - Wake me Up Duran Duran - A View to a Kill Phil Collins - Sussudio Billy Squier - Everybody wants you The Cars - Drive Golden Earring - Twilight zone AC/DC - Shoot to Thrill Hall and Oates - Maneater Tears for Fears -Head over Heels The Scorpions - Rock you like a Hurricane  Reo Speedwagon - Can't fight this feeling Flock of Seagulls - I ran (so far away) Oingo Boingo - Weird science Phil Collins - In the Air tonight The Fixx - Saved by Zero Thanks to Blue Stahli for the intro music. The Kids on Bikes Roleplaying Game is the property of Renegade Game Studios.  Find out more about the Kid on Bikes RPG system here  Contact us: readytorolepodcast@gmail.com; @readyrole; ReadyToRole on Reddit; or take a look at our new website!

Shot in the Dark After receiving news that Visrovis may be returning, the guys decide to start the funding for Magethief by offloading goods in Steinberg.  But will the people of Steinberg welcome them with open arms?  Or will they send them packing back to Copsenhagen?  Find out in this week's episode! Thanks to Blue Stahli for the intro music. The Pathfinder Roleplaying Game is the property of Paizo, Inc.®  Find out more about the Pathfinder RPG system at www.paizo.com Contact us: readytorolepodcast@gmail.com; @readyrole; ReadyToRole on Reddit; or take a look at our new website!

Soon After starting to figure out how to fund the creation of Magetheif, the guys go over many ideas as to how to come up with some money.  But how many of them sound plausible?  Will Ben's unfamiliarity of the area give him false hope as to where gold can be found?  And what is coming in the future?  All this and more in this week's episode! Thanks to Blue Stahli for the intro music. The Pathfinder Roleplaying Game is the property of Paizo, Inc.®  Find out more about the Pathfinder RPG system at www.paizo.com Contact us: readytorolepodcast@gmail.com; @readyrole; ReadyToRole on Reddit; or take a look at our new website!

After defeating the Rhemoraz and bearly escaping with their lives, what kind of shenanigans will the guys get into this week?  Find out in this week's episode!   Thanks to Blue Stahli for the intro music. The Pathfinder Roleplaying Game is the property of Paizo, Inc.®  Find out more about the Pathfinder RPG system at www.paizo.com Contact us: readytorolepodcast@gmail.com; @readyrole; ReadyToRole on Reddit; or take a look at our new website!

Tex Down the Hole After barely surviving the Skyrail ride and finding the Rhemoraz that lives in the hole the Skyrail crashed into, the guys decide to run away.  Or do they?  Who would be dumb enough to charge at a Rhemoraz?  How how long can Tex go without being swallowed?  Find out the answers to all this and more in this week's episode! Thanks to Blue Stahli for the intro music. The Pathfinder Roleplaying Game is the property of Paizo, Inc.®  Find out more about the Pathfinder RPG system at www.paizo.com Contact us: readytorolepodcast@gmail.com; @readyrole; ReadyToRole on Reddit; or take a look at our new website!

Fishing: With California Pete After looting what they could from Elaina's train of magic items, the guys jumped before it crashed, hoping to be caught by the KIN.  But will the KIN make it in time?  Will we ever find out the purpose behind the Rhemoraz Protocol? And why would we go fishing with California Pete?  Find out all this and more in this week's episode! Thanks to Blue Stahli for the intro music. The Pathfinder Roleplaying Game is the property of Paizo, Inc.®  Find out more about the Pathfinder RPG system at www.paizo.com Contact us: readytorolepodcast@gmail.com; @readyrole; ReadyToRole on Reddit; or take a look at our new website!

Better Late Than Never We're BACK after an unplanned Summer hiatus. After getting on the train heading away from the Universidad, the guys start working their way towards the train engine.  With limited time, fighting against the Rhemoraz Protocol becomes more important as the train approaches the bottomless pit.  But will they make it off the train with their new magical items before the protocol is completed?  What other tricks has Elaina planned for the guys?  And who would throw alchemist fire in a wooden freight car?  Find out in this week's episode! Thanks to Blue Stahli for the intro music. The Pathfinder Roleplaying Game is the property of Paizo, Inc.®  Find out more about the Pathfinder RPG system at www.paizo.com Contact us: readytorolepodcast@gmail.com; @readyrole; ReadyToRole on Reddit; or take a look at our new website!

The Rhemoraz Protocol After sneaking their way onto the Skyrail headed out of the Universidad, the guys have some kinks thrown into their mission.  Will everything go as planned?  Will the KIN  be of as much help as Talon hoped?  And what treasures is Elaina trying to get rid of with this train?  Find out all this and more in this week's episode! Thanks to Blue Stahli for the intro music. The Pathfinder Roleplaying Game is the property of Paizo, Inc.®  Find out more about the Pathfinder RPG system at www.paizo.com Contact us: readytorolepodcast@gmail.com; @readyrole; ReadyToRole on Reddit; or take a look at our new website!

Don't Be Lawful Good About It After devising a plan to get BACK into the Universidad, the guys decide to split up.  Will everything work out okay for both parties?  Can they stop Elaina's evil plans?  And does any plan of Talon's ever NOT involve stabbing?  Find out all this on this week's episode!   Thanks to Blue Stahli for the intro music. The Pathfinder Roleplaying Game is the property of Paizo, Inc.®  Find out more about the Pathfinder RPG system at www.paizo.com Contact us: readytorolepodcast@gmail.com; @readyrole; ReadyToRole on Reddit; or take a look at our new website!

But We Just Got Here After getting back to Copsenhagen, Talon gets a visit from his sister.  Is everything okay in the Fey?  What about in the Universidad? Will the guys unwittingly follow Talon back into the Mysterious Stranger's den? Or does the Mysterious Stranger have any plans left at all?  Find out all this and more in this week's episode! Thanks to Blue Stahli for the intro music. The Pathfinder Roleplaying Game is the property of Paizo, Inc.®  Find out more about the Pathfinder RPG system at www.paizo.com Contact us: readytorolepodcast@gmail.com; @readyrole; ReadyToRole on Reddit; or take a look at our new website!

The Big Misunderstanding After clearing the Ale House of a cultist group and a Daemon, the guys decide to offload some of their hard earned loot.  But in true C.O.P.S. fashion, it takes a quick left turn.  Can the guys smooth over the misunderstanding before it's too late?  Find out in this week's episode! Thanks to Blue Stahli for the intro music. The Pathfinder Roleplaying Game is the property of Paizo, Inc.®  Find out more about the Pathfinder RPG system at www.paizo.com Contact us: readytorolepodcast@gmail.com; @readyrole; ReadyToRole on Reddit; or take a look at our new website!

Along Came a Cultist The guys discover a cult operating out of the Ale House in Steinberg.  But what is the cult's end goal.  What is the cult worshiping?  And how much damage can Tex do in a round?  Find out all this in this week's episode!   Thanks to Blue Stahli for the intro music. The Pathfinder Roleplaying Game is the property of Paizo, Inc.®  Find out more about the Pathfinder RPG system at www.paizo.com Contact us: readytorolepodcast@gmail.com; @readyrole; ReadyToRole on Reddit; or take a look at our new website!

The Order of Sheriffs Tex finds out why he can't drink for free anymore, but is he willing to do what needs to be done to get that back?  Will Talon and California get their armor made of T-Rex hide? And what in the 9 hells is a Daemon?  Find out in this week's episode! Thanks to Blue Stahli for the intro music. The Pathfinder Roleplaying Game is the property of Paizo, Inc.®  Find out more about the Pathfinder RPG system at www.paizo.com Contact us: readytorolepodcast@gmail.com; @readyrole; ReadyToRole on Reddit; or take a look at our new website!    

The List of Bad News After the fight with the mighty T-Rex the guys head on to Steinberg.  But upon arriving, they learn the ale in the Great Ale House has run dry.  But why?  What dangers await them in Steinberg?  Find out in this weeks episode! Thanks to Blue Stahli for the intro music. The Pathfinder Roleplaying Game is the property of Paizo, Inc.®  Find out more about the Pathfinder RPG system at www.paizo.com Contact us: readytorolepodcast@gmail.com; @readyrole; ReadyToRole on Reddit; or take a look at our new website!

Taking a Bite Out of Time HAPPY EASTER!!! After getting everything lined out and ready to go in Copsenhagen, the guys FINALLY decide to go north to Steinberg.  But along the way, they come across something big in the forest.  But are they ready for whatever waits for them in the forest?  Will they all survive the fight to continue on to Steinberg?  And why does Talon decide to pee on it?  Find out all this and more in this week's episode! Thanks to Blue Stahli for the intro music. The Pathfinder Roleplaying Game is the property of Paizo, Inc.®  Find out more about the Pathfinder RPG system at www.paizo.com Contact us: readytorolepodcast@gmail.com; @readyrole; ReadyToRole on Reddit; or take a look at our new website!

Cross Trainers Before they can leave town, the guys decide that they need to leave someone in charge, but who?  And who will carry on with getting the town rebuilt in their absence?  To answer these questions, they decide they need to train some townsfolk to be their apprentices.    But will they be the best trainers?  Will they pick the right people to be their apprentices?  And is it ever a good idea to give a drunk goblin a gun?  Find out all this in this week's episode! Thanks to Blue Stahli for the intro music. The Pathfinder Roleplaying Game is the property of Paizo, Inc.®  Find out more about the Pathfinder RPG system at www.paizo.com Contact us: readytorolepodcast@gmail.com; @readyrole; ReadyToRole on Reddit; or take a look at our new website!

The Great Ale House Debate After dispatching of Lucious and looting what they want from his body, the guys find a business card for The Great Ale House in Lucious' pocket.  But every time they leave their up and coming settlement, it seems like anything that can go wrong does.  What steps can be taken to ensure the safety of the people of Copsenhagen?  Can they actually trust the people they decide to leave in charge?  And who does Talon decide to take in as a protege?  Find out all this in this week's episode! Thanks to Blue Stahli for the intro music. The Pathfinder Roleplaying Game is the property of Paizo, Inc.®  Find out more about the Pathfinder RPG system at www.paizo.com Contact us: readytorolepodcast@gmail.com; @readyrole; ReadyToRole on Reddit; or take a look at our new website!

COPS: RELOADED   After fighting their way into the foundry, the guys saved Stephen King, AGAIN.  How long until he's able to fully realize his powers as a god?  Who would have turned the townspeople against their new guest?  And what happened with all of Threska's magic!?  Find out all of this in this week's episode!!! March Madness is in full swing and some of our fans decided to join some of us in a friendly bracket competition.  We're only a day in, but we've got a mad tie for 1st place.  Look for updates on Twitter to see who wins! Thanks to Blue Stahli for the intro music. The Pathfinder Roleplaying Game is the property of Paizo, Inc.®  Find out more about the Pathfinder RPG system at www.paizo.com Contact us: readytorolepodcast@gmail.com; @readyrole; ReadyToRole on Reddit; or take a look at our new website!    

A Lucious Blackberry Bush After coming back to Copsenhagen, the guys discovered that everyone was asleep.  Threska even tried to warn them that the cook did it.  But as Ben so eloquently put it last time "Who's the cook?"  While the party tries to find who was left to cook, King Stephen tests his powers.  How far do his powers go?  Is he truly save in The Wilds?  And why won't things just stay dead?  Find out all of this in this week's episode!   JOIN OUR NCAA MARCH MADNESS BRACKET!  We want to challenge the Ready to Role family to see who can make the best bracket!  Give it a try, it'll be fun!   Thanks to Blue Stahli for the intro music. The Pathfinder Roleplaying Game is the property of Paizo, Inc.®  Find out more about the Pathfinder RPG system at www.paizo.com Contact us: readytorolepodcast@gmail.com; @readyrole; ReadyToRole on Reddit; or take a look at our new website!

Going Home with the King After taking out the first of the two Gibbering Mouthers, the party turns their sights to the second.  Tex wipes the slobber off his duster and decides it's time to go back to see King Stephen.  But with the Con being surrounded by Police, and Talon being a wanted criminal, how are they going to get back to see the King?  Has King Stephen figured out how to send them home?  And will they ever get back to The Wilds?  Find out all this in this week's episode!   Planet Hell by Serge Narcissoff | https://soundcloud.com/sergenarcissoffMusic promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.comCreative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unportedhttps://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US   Thanks to Blue Stahli for the intro music. The Pathfinder Roleplaying Game is the property of Paizo, Inc.®  Find out more about the Pathfinder RPG system at www.paizo.com Contact us: readytorolepodcast@gmail.com; @readyrole; ReadyToRole on Reddit; or take a look at our new website!

So Many Mouths, So Little Time Tex has decided to explore ahead while Ben and California tend to Talon's wounds. But as Tex soon finds out, he's not the only fleshy mound of teeth hanging out in this sewer.  Can the other guys get to him in time?  Find out in this week's episode!   Thanks to Blue Stahli for the intro music. The Pathfinder Roleplaying Game is the property of Paizo, Inc.®  Find out more about the Pathfinder RPG system at www.paizo.com Contact us: readytorolepodcast@gmail.com; @readyrole; ReadyToRole on Reddit; or take a look at our new website!