Rita’s Dump

WHAT'S BETTER THAN HOT DOGS AND COFFEE? PRE-PLANNING PREPTOBER FUN, THAT'S WHAT! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

I want to remove all the falsehoods of writing, recording, and publishing your own music. Welcome to the next installment of the Music Video Series: How to record your own song. FOR FREE! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The best way to ode your day, is to oodling away the songwriter's way! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Sweet or Sour... lemons tart it up! Just like life! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

SEPTEMBER IS NEAR... AND SO ARE THE BUJOS! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

What does a goose and myself have in common? Unless geese tend to gardens. No? Then, absolutely nothing. Not even the webbed feet. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

What do you do when all your bikinis aren't conveying the message you want them to? You revamp them. You try them all on - tragically - and declutter that mess. That's what you do! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Everybody sing... (in the style of "Summer Lovin'" from Grease) SUMMER CLUTTER had me a mess SUMMER CLUTTER who needs to see thi-hi-is --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

SPRING & SUMMER SERIES | We're all in full swing here so let's get a temperature check on how we're doing? What we're embarking? How we are living? Learning any new hobbies? Tell me! Tell me! Because we all know, I am not going to hesitate to tell you about my new loves! xoxo --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

When you don’t know much but much has you doing things... like my nails? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

How much more organized preparation can we do for NaNoWrimo? Well, have you thought about a meal plan for it? I bet not! Let's get you lunchbox ready! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Preptober is here which means NaNoWriMo is right around the corner. Let's carve it up, get organized and make it successful! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Fall is here and its time to ramp up those workout sessions! But, not without a little humor. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

I'm back from hiatus, summer break, whatever you want to call it so let's dive right in with sticking some needles in my face! woohoo! That's right... I get botox! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Am I a spoiled rotten brat who just takes two-day prime for granted? Or maybe just waiting three months for nail polish is a given. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

I'm trying to be as polite as possible. But, dude, seriously... make use of a bathtub once in a while. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

When sausage and leather come together for a second time.. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

When the love of stationary, lack of space, and logic collide. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

When coffee and energy drinks join forces to take you down. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

My loathing for the nail salon bridges the gap here in this diy for the gorgeous masses. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

When the #newyearnewme blows up in your face and that morning routine decides to jump ship with it --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Nothing is more annoying than a pair of pleather pleggings that fight back. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

I want a good night’s sleep and I’ll do what it takes to do it. Take my pillow, will you? I don’t think so. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

I can’t help but sing that old, early 90s song. It’s literally going to be stuck in my head all day. Well, Whomp. There it goes...

If you ever thought running around a playground was just for kids, think again. Authors can also play a pretty awesome game of Tag too! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Let’s get flexible, flexible. I wanna get flexible.... everybody sing!!

When water tries to kill you...

When Facebook serves you a hiccup that takes six years to remedy...

When high heels won’t do, go for a wedge. Or in my case... just don’t. High heel thug 4 life!

7 tips to help you along your journey of writing that first manuscript. These suggestions are some of what I follow in my own routine and hopefully you find them helpful as well. Happy writing!

I hate Flesch scoring. A system that punishes those with an integrated vernacular? Complete insanity.

Why are these old versions of GOS units even allowed to be purchased. Don’t they know little old ladies can’t handle it?

Today we announce the beginning of our members only account, Patreon.com/ritaslaninamusic and we unveil the new album title and cover

Discovering my eyes - for the first time - can actually function on their own. With a little help from the dark side.

The miracles of the three minute hack to getting iMovie to quit stabilizing so you can get on with your life. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

iMovie hates me. Especially it’s clip stabilizing function. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

What happens when a can of beans and I collide? *sigh --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

A scenic route on How we came up with the title of this podcast. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode, Rita reads from the blog post similarly titled, Eyelid Dreaming, posted on www.ritaslanina.com/blog --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app