The Starship Impala is ready for liftoff! Join us on our maiden voyage into the galaxies of Starfinder, Paizo's newest roleplaying game. Featuring sarcesian captain and former operative, Jynx Insecta (Talia); disgraced soldier turned first officer, Bossk Ezeli (Justin); two-year-old android pilot a…
The crime scene gets crowded, and team impala debates whether a team up is worth all the annoyance that comes with it. Daturra (Hayley) gets a sneak peak of the boss. Fidget (Bronwen) feels her death vision may come to pass. Laras (Brendan) deals with his newest frenemy. Zoltan (Cody) overcomes, then becomes his greatest fear.
The team guards an auction... and everything goes wrong. Fidget (Bronwen) faces a batman begins situation. Laras (Brendan) makes a frenemy. Daturra (Hayley) wakes up. Zoltan (Cody) is a great friend, but a terrible body guard.
It's time for the final round of the Runway Tournament! Team Impala faces off against a mechanical monster, and our heroes pull out all the stops to strike a blow against the industrial revolution. Mordicai (Matt) makes a leap of faith. Laras (Brendan) finds a secret at risk. Fidget (Bronwen) gives her team that classic +1 power boost. Game Master Konnery puts Derek on his new favorite characters to play list.
We're back with our first new episode after our hiatus! This week starts a three-part origin story for the one and only Captain Amity, played by Justin. What happened in Amity's past to make him leave home, and why is the crew headed to Verces? Find out in the next three episodes of Starship Impala, led by Galaxy Master Joseph!
The team goes in for round two and three at the runway tournament, and learn what Mordecai's secret mission is. Fidget (Bronwen) is disappointed when her buffs aren't enough. Laras (Brendan) faces the possibility of losing his best friend. Mordecai (Matt) rigs the competition in the teams favor. Game Master Konnery repeats everything he finds funny.
We're back! Took a week off for the holidays. Speaking of taking breaks, Team Impala is going to go on once every other week now, Bronwen and Brenden have moved far far away and this just makes it a little easier on everyone involved in recording. However, do not despair! Starship Impala returns next week to resume our weekly episodes! With Daturra out of commission, the team needs a third for a jousting competition! However, what are the secret motives of this third? Fidget (Bronwen) interrogates a horse. Laras (Brendan) makes a frenemy. Mordecai (Matt) has a secret mission.
The team meets the Good Coven, and searches for a gorilla. Fidget (Bronwen) finally speaks to an animal. Laras (Brendan) views a healing. Daturra (Hayley)makes contact with a force she has only begun to understand. Game Master Konnery throws away old story notes in favor of the new.
The team does a night mission! Daturra (Hayley) finds a new place to call home. Fidget (Bronwen) continues to guide the team with boosts. Laras (Brendan) finds himself without Breeze! Game Master Konnery teasing adventures to come.
The team decides to rub elbows with the elite of Avenhold, you'll have to listen to see how it goes! Daturra (Hayley) gets a new dress! Fidget (Bronwen) puts her healing to good use. Laras (Brendan) charges in! Game Master Konnery deals with the mayors approval ratings among the players.
We're back with a new episode after our Thanksgiving break! Amity (Justin), Jacen (Jacob), Syzygy (Talia), and Dr. Walton Mascon (Konnery) finally acquire the starship they've been seeking when they are given the ancient Starship Impala from Everson Wayland. But what surprise is waiting for them on board? Find out this week on Starship Impala, led by Galaxy Master Joseph!
The team makes a new friend. whether that'll be good or bad is up to them. Laras (Brendan) learns the power of his stead and best friend Breeze. Fidget (Bronwen) finds herself in a near death situation! Daturra (Hayley) confronts the boss monster alone. Game Master Konnery struggles to settle into new voices.
What's this now? A new episode on Saturday? Yes indeed! Welcome to Team Impala! A spin-off show of Starship Impala featuring the good old Pathfinder 1st edition rule set! Fantasy adventure awaits, and its gonna get intense! Join the mischievous human witch Daturra (Hayley), Fidget (Bronwen) the inquisitive gnome cleric, and Laras (Brendan)the honor bound half-elf cavalier as they find themselves on the brink of an adventure that could change the course of history itself! Game Mastered by Konnery!
In our longest episode of the season, Amity (Justin), Jacen (Jacob), and Dr. Walton Mascon (Konnery) square off against the crime lord Zovea and her new allies, the Skullsplitters, while Syzygy (Talia) is caught in the middle. Which side will prevail? Find out this week on Starship Impala, led by Galaxy Master Joseph!
Unfortunately, there was a major Audacity crash and some other factors that prevented us from getting this week's episode out on time, so instead, we offer our deepest apologies and this trailer for next week's episode. Will Syzygy side with Amity, Jacen, and Walton, or will she stick with her new friends the Skullsplitters? Will the crew finally get Zovea off their backs? And what did Amity think he'd never see again? Find out next week on Starship Impala!
Amity (Justin), Jacen (Jacob), and Dr. Walton Mascon (Konnery) go looking for Jex's missing contact, Everson Waylon. Unaware that Syzygy (Talia) and her new friends the Skullsplitters are the ones that captured him. Will they be able to find where the Skullsplitters have taken Everson? Find out this week on Starship Impala, led by Galaxy Master Joseph!
After abandoning her new friends last week, Syzygy (Talia) makes some new new friends in the form of Captain Sroznog Skullsplitter and his crew, Pocket (Justin), T.H. Wellington V (Konnery), and Clarity-11 (Jacob); but it all comes full circle when Syzygy runs into a dangerous person from her past. Who is it? Find out this week on Starship Impala, led by Galaxy Master Joseph!
Immediately after Syzygy (Talia) departed Absalom Station with the Stumpees, the Stump Rocket was targeted by Absalom Station Security. Now she must pilot Stumpnugget and her new friends Dolenz (Jacob), Neskit (Justin), and Tork (Konnery) to safety. Will they be able to survive, or will Talia be rolling up a new character? Find out this week on Starship Impala, led by Galaxy Master Joseph!
Amity (Justin), Jacen (Jacob), Dr. Walton Mascon (Konnery), and Zugladorg (Lena) face off against the Junkyard Guardian in order to obtain its power core, but one of them won't survive! Who will be the first character to die on the show? Find out this week on Starship Impala, led by Galaxy Master Joseph!
Amity (Justin), Jacen (Jacob), Dr. Walton Mascon (Konnery), and their new friend Zugladorg (Lena) push further into Sovisk Waste Disposal in search of a starship power core. How will the crew handle it when things go sideways? Find out this week on Starship Impala, led by Galaxy Master Joseph!
Amity (Justin), Jacen (Jacob), and Dr. Walton Mascon (Konnery), finally hear back from Jex about their starship. Along the way, they make a new goblin friend named Zugladorg, played by special guest Lena Olson of the RomCom Effect podcast. What will the crew have to do to get their starship, and is Zugladorg willing to help? Find out this week on Starship Impala, led by Galaxy Master Joseph!
Syzygy (Talia) returns to Stumpnugget to complete their deal, while Amity (Justin), Jacen (Jacob), and Dr. Walton Mascon (Konnery) follow after her. Will she stay true to her new friends, or run off with the Stumpies in search of adventure? Find out this week on Starship Impala, led by Galaxy Master Joseph!
Syzygy (Talia) meets goblin honchohead Stumpnugget and his crew, the Stumpies. Amity (Justin), Jacen (Jacob), and Dr. Walton Mascon (Konnery) must decide whether to help her fulfill the goblin's request. What big sacrifice will they have to make? Find out this week on Starship Impala, led by Galaxy Master Joseph!
Jacen (Jacob) goes to his old buddy Jex for advice, who guides him, Amity (Justin), Syzygy (Talia), and Dr. Walton Mascon (Konnery) down to the dangerous Ghost Levels of Absalom Station. But what makes the Ghost Levels so dangerous? Find out this week on Starship Impala, led by Galaxy Master Joseph!
Zovea's assassins close in on Dr. Walton Mascon (Konnery) after Amity (Justin), Jacen (Jacob), and Syzygy (Talia) decide not to silence him themselves, but will it be too late to save him? Find out this week on Starship Impala, led by Galaxy Master Joseph!
Jacen (Jacob), Amity (Justin), and a begrudging Syzygy (Talia) meet with Dr. Walton Mascon (Konnery) to try and mend fences, but will their shenanigans drive him away again? Find out this week on Starship Impala, led by Galaxy Master Joseph!
We begin Season 2 of our journey as broke lashunta envoy Amity (Justin), injured goblin operative Syzygy (Talia), and mysterious Audrunian solder Jacen (Jacob) must shakedown a squox dealer for credits while innocent vlaka psychiatrist Dr. Walton Mascon (Konnery) gets caught in the crossfire. Taking over behind the screen this season is Galaxy Master Joseph.
Check out the trailer for our upcoming season of Starship Impala! New episodes every Wednesday!
Jynx (Talia), Bossk (Justin), John (Jacob), and Mercer (Joseph) live out their lives. Galaxy Master Konnery rides off into the sunset. Well, this is it, the last episode of season one! I for one can't believe we've reached such a benchmark. Thank you so much everyone who listened through this adventure of ours, it really does mean a lot to all of us here on the Impala. However, though it's the end for these characters... Season Two airs next week! Featuring Joseph as Galaxy Master! He's sure to have plenty of twists, turns, and epic space adventure up his sleeve. Thank you so much again, and enjoy the finale!
Jynx (Talia), Bossk (Justin), John (Jacob), and Mercer (Joseph) attempt to stop The End. Galaxy Master Konnery thinks they might just have a chance.
It's time for round two! The Impala crew shows the first what faith in yourself and the universe can do! John (Jacob) unleashes blazing death! Bossk (Justin) has a BBQ. Jynx (Talia) lets loose her inner Wendy Wu. Mercer's (Joseph) friends are his power. Galaxy Master Konnery has one more surprise up his sleeve.
The crew of the Impala come face to face with The First. Is the crew up to the task to stop the god of everything? Jynx (Talia) tries reason. Mercer (Joseph) tries logic. Bossk (Justin) takes his kill shot. John (Jacob) has no doubts. Galaxy Master Konnery tells the crew some new information.
The crew of the Impala change the plan, and hope the four of them will be enough to change the mind of the being who created everything. Mercer (Joseph) pilots through the impossible. Bossk (Justin) vanquishes a mighty foe. John (Jacob) thinks they're some kinda suicide squad. Jynx (Talia) believes they are going to save the universe. Galaxy Master Konnery gives his friends their badass moment in the spotlight.
The crew is back! At long last, it's time for the final arc of "Cycles"! With every prophet beaten, and every family member collected, the First Planet looms closer than ever. It is here on the eve of the battle for everything that the crew puts out the call. They can only hope that the universe will answer. Bossk (Justin) reconnects with an old friend. Mercer (Joseph) works out a sponsorship deal. John (Jacob) negotiates with the best of them. Jynx (Talia) has a conversation with someone she hasn't spoken to in a long time. Galaxy Master Konnery brings back the snarky wrath of the C.U.G.
This week, Joseph is back behind the Galaxy Master Screen as we finish off the Beginner Box. Konnery and special guests Gracen, Jose, and Katie face off against the dangerous Steel Talon!
We're back to Starfinder this week as we play through Paizo's Starfinder Beginner Box! Joseph takes over as Galaxy Master as we welcome special guests Gracen, Jose, and Katie to play alongside Konnery.
It's the finale of "The Less I Know The Better", and the gang makes so many monster sounds. Petey Pablo (Jose) struggles to believe. Ned Rhyerson (Jacob) faces the end of existence. Arthur Jordan is dead, and in his place there is only Supreme Commander Niean Nub (Joseph)! Nova Neutron(Melissa) catches some rays and reveals her final form. Moose Overway (Konnery) has a change of heart.
It's a new Fiasco story and boy do things get out of this world! Moose Overway Aka Ging-Grat (Konnery) is the best minion ever. Petey Pablo (Jose) demands something offense be removed. Ned Rhyerson (Jacob) is not just your annoying neighbor, but an excellent social commentary artist. Arthur Jordan (Joseph) impersonates a friend. Nova Newton (Melissa) schemes her way to victory.
It's time for the terrifying conclusion of our first Fiasco story! There will be love, there will be paranoia, and there will be pain! Joshua "Tree" Irwingrove (Jose) rekindles a flame. Ace Dawson (Joseph) swings for the fences. Sid Corlione (Melissa) springs her final trap! Oliver Irwingrove (Jacob) makes his choice. Terrance "The Sinner" Dematthews (Konnery) sings his swan song.
Although the crew has overcome the final hurtle in their adventure, they still have one more threat to face... scheduling. Most of the crew is busy with work until July. Yikes, I know. But, we are never ones to leave you high and dry without content for a month. So, enter a four part series of episodes that revolve around the excellent role-playing game of Fiasco! Ever wanted to live in a Cohen Brothers movie? Then this is the game for you! Melissa lays down the law as Sid Corlione, Konnery half-heartedly sings as Terrance "The Sinner" Dematthews, Joseph manages the stars as Ace Dawson, Jacob wrestles addictions as Oliver Irwingrove, and Jose follows his heart as Joshua "Tree" Irwingrove.
The crew of the Impala have one last hurtle to overcome before the end... every single prophet they've ever fought at once. Jynx (Talia) deals some critical hits. Bossk (Justin) starts a kill count. John (Jacob) faces down death. Mercer (Joseph) goes to war. Galaxy Master Konnery is shocked by the end.
The crew confronts the past and comes face to face with their future Jynx (Talia) runs into someone unexpected. Bossk (Justin) pockets a memory. Mercer (Joseph) makes a proposition. John (Jacob) plants the seeds of doubt. Galaxy Master Konnery faces a surprising request.
The crew of the Impala 2 find themselves trapped in the realms of time with little means for escape. However, having saved every member of the interstellar family, their resolve is stronger than ever before. Mercer (Joseph) goes into overcharge. Bossk (Justin) pulls out a new toy. Jynx (Talia) unleashes a flurry of blows. John (Jacob) learns how to pronounce the name of his new sword. Galaxy Master Konnery cuts loose.
Mercer (Joseph), Jynx (Talia), John (Jacob), and Bossk (Justin) are all given a life-changing choice to make. Galaxy Master Konnery is disappointed.
After the grand finale to the Jynx, Bossk, Mercer, and John story, Galaxy Master Konnery will be passing the mantle on to Joseph. The two of them sat down at the conclusion of John's arc to pull back the curtain and give you a peek behind the GM screen. Listen along as they discuss their favorite moments of the Cycles campaign, their thoughts and differing styles of GMing, and what our listeners can expect out of Joseph's campaign. If you enjoyed this episode and would like to hear more, consider supporting us on Patreon: http://tinyurl.com/y6kaxm8f
It's Jynx, Mercer, and Bossk vs Zardor the prophet who eats worlds! It's Gal and John vs Tarin! Crank the dial up to eleven, Solarians are never alone, and never give up! John (Jacob) embodies a thousand generations. Mercer (Joseph) takes to the skies once again! Bossk (Justin) is itching to use his new powers. Jynx (Talia) asserts her authority. Galaxy Master Konnery sets up a grim future. Epic artwork by Peter Glaros!
With the Menace finally taken care of, the crew ascends the white staircase to face off against Tarin. Can the members of the Impala 2 defeat their most powerful foe yet? Tune in now and find out! John (Jacob) thinks someone's a sore loser. Mercer (Joseph) pulls out all the stops. Jynx (Talia) is ready for anything. Bossk (Justin) fires away. Galaxy Master Konnery starts getting John's funeral ready. Art by the beyond talented Peter Glaros! https://www.patreon.com/starshipimpalapodcast
The crew comes face to face with the real Menace. With Juno falling to a strange sort of nothing, and Tarin still on the loose, it will take everything the crew has to take down the prophet's number one fan. John (Jacob) chooses a side. Mercer (Joseph) calls in the big guns. Jynx (Talia) has some trick attacks up her sleeve. Bossk (Justin) fights for his friends. Galaxy Master Konnery is teleport happy. Special thanks to Jose for engineering us through another episode!
The crew makes their way to the hotel where John's greatest defeat happened. And find that the Menace has obviously sat down and watched Saw before redecorating the place. John (Jacob) unleashes a slew of one liners. Mercer (Joseph) makes a fatal miscalculation. Jynx (Talia) puzzles over puzzles. Bossk (Justin) kills Cube. Galaxy Master Konnery weeps for Cube to this day, and thought that this would prove harder than it actually was.
The crew of the Impala two head to "The Last Dance" to get some info on just where the real Menace is hiding. John (Jacob) doubles his hugging abilities. Jynx (Talia) reignites a fashion trend. Mercer (Joseph) is one good racer. Bossk (Justin) is a victim of a hit and run. Galaxy Master Konnery makes a race and directs a chase.
Bossk (Justin) hides with the laundry. John (Jacob) turns down a nurse’s advances. Jynx (Talia) leaves her mark on a menace. Mercer (Joseph) is shocked when he actually fails a skill check. Galaxy Master Konnery unleashes Dennis. Big thanks again for the amazing music by Will Klein! I was apparently stupid during this recording batch and forgot to thank him several times for his hard work.
Now that we’ve learned about John’s past, it’s time to dive into his arc! Bossk (Justin) figures out that an enemy is actually a prophet. John (Jacob) returns to his home planet of Juno. Jynx (Talia) hails the C.U.G. blockade. Mercer (Joseph) designs a virus to help the crew evade the C.U.G. Galaxy Master Konnery suffers through the players skipping yet another planned encounter. Big thanks again for the amazing music by Will Klein! I was apparently stupid during this recording batch and forgot to thank him several times for his hard work.