Tea with Teri

In this episode, Steve and Teri discuss the best thing to come from the pandemic, how great the fans are in New Orleans, dad jokes, conspiracy theories, and encounters with alien tic tac spaceships.

Well, we had to place Teri on IR this week after she lost the tug-of-war with her great dane.  While she is on the sidelines recovering, Steve shares some more clips from that past that didn't make it into the final shows.  Enjoy.  Get well soon Teri!  Palmarosa and Tea Tree Oil should fix you up!

This episode contains the last election talk for a really, really, really time.   Steve points out that you should keep your redneck friends.  Teri scoreboards Steve on science knowledge about the Planets, SpaceX Launches, and Asteroid visits.  We reveal our "Instagram to Follow" of the week - JimsVanLife (see link below).  Teri talks about her new product idea - baby bear petting cages with padded Baby Bear Hugging Suits. https://www.instagram.com/jimsvanlife/

Special Episode of Unused Clips from Previous Episodes. In this episode, Steve discusses the card he has always wanted the 1975 Bricklin SV-1.  Teri discusses movie remakes, movies about cross-dressing guys, and talks about her time as a movie star.  Steve talks about the history of Eugenics and how everyone thinks they are related to someone famous (including Teri).  The episode ends with a collection of Teri's sound effects from the first 30 Episodes.

Steve and Teri, along with Teri's daughter Pheobe, discuss tomorrow's US election and share our thoughts on what we expect the outcome to be and some of our hopes for the future.

Teri talks about not like fires after her first time trying to use a fireplace.  Steve gets another lesson in political correctness.  Teri describes making smores - glamping style.  Instagram follow of the week - Topher Brophy   (@topherbrophyofficial).  Teri describes Bippity Boppity Booville hashtags and how she ruined pudding again - this time with Chia.  Steve and Teri talk about Halloween costumes and offer encouragement to people to picture their costumes and post them.

Steve discusses being a jerk in other people's dreams.  Teri explains why she likes Halloween.  Teri uses her yahoo/google skills for the 3rd part of the special Halloween edition of Name That Show.

Teri shares thoughts on the new horror movie "Book of Blood".  Steve talks about "Black Box" tried to understand how Teri could possibly think "Bird Box" was a good movie.  Teri plays Name That Show with Steve trying to guess movies from iconic phrases in them.

Bonus Episode this week.  Halloween inspired "Name that Show".  Figure out the movie from the theme song.

Welcome to our 25th Episode.  Steve talks about his experiment with technology spying and the wonders of Boudreaux's Butt Paste®. Teri covers every second of her harrowing search for her plastic baggy of credit cards.  Teri and Steve remember their last night in Paris and how they wished they could have helped their fellow passenger Greg.

Welcome to Fall!!  Teri talks about the new series Away and Steve talks about the show he recently discovered - "Mike Tyson Mysteries".   Teri and Steve swap stories from Vegas that include meeting smarmy actors, bubble tape, and playing "Pro/Not Pro".  

Teri discusses the mango and its secret center and also talks about the need to pace yourself during quarantine.  Teri describes her dislike of chicken wings and picnic tables.  Steve decides to steal the idea of "time to end your acceptance speech" music on some of Teri's stories.  Teri tries to explain to Steve why banana and bread pudding aren't gross.  Teri tells gross buffet stories and proves again that she is the worst person to ask to protect your food from wild animals.

Teri tells the story about her encounter with a baby squirrel.  Steve explains how Oktoberfest is different from a Renaissance Festival.  Teri and Steve agree on the creepiness of winking.  Teri describes her amazing sneezing trick and provides an update on 90-day Fiance - Tacky Americans and the Moldovan Bread Dance.

WE HAVE A WINNER!  The new T-shirt winner is announced.  Steve gets to play with dry ice and Teri discusses the national dry ice shortage.  Steve and Teri discuss some of the antics of former Louisiana inmates . . . I mean Governors.  Steve reveals how his first experience with messaging almost got him fired.   Teri discusses text etiquette in group texts. 

Second t-shirt contest!!   Match the sound and win!  Teri imagines a super-creepy version of Mr. Magoo and talks about YouTube remixes (link below).  Teri remembers the "Planet of the Apes" Christmas Marathon and wonders how the humans got their tailored bikini outfits.  Steve wants to patent "Gigakegs".  New "Name That Show" where Teri guesses movies based on iconic phrases.  Teri and Steve disagree on the key phrases from Casablanca.  Steve describes the "Mandela Effect".  Teri's phone robot is still giving her disturbing messages. Sweet Brown's orignal interview (she is awesome) and remix - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvMsAQ4QD0E 

Steve proposes a new tea to promote social justice and asks Teri about COVID shaming.   Teri shares her abridged story about her first cell phone and discusses the magical properties of Tea Tree oil.  Steve suggests they do a science experiment on Teri's toes (which goes about as well as expected).

Teri explains how the technical details on how the internet works.  Steve and Teri compare their ability to kill houseplants.  Steve discovers that Teri's nephew has the same secret identity as him.  Steve and Teri try to decide what was the worst gift they have ever received.

The winner of the T-shirt Contest is announced!  Teri shows off her foreign language skills.  Steve relives his almost amazing adventure at Malaysia's Batu Cave.  Teri talks about the Malaysian Monkey gang wars and her face-off with a cracker-loving monkey in Costa Rica.  Steve shares survival skills and learns that if Teri is ever on a "Teri vs. (insert any wild animal here)" show, he should always bet on the animal to win.

This is our 1st FREE T-SHIRT contest.  Be the first with the answer to win! Teri explains why the term "From the 80's" is vague.  The Tea Team talks about their favorite 80's B-Movies - Motel Hell, The Toxic Avenger, The Evil Dead, and Flash Gordon.   Steve explains why the "The Blair Thumb Project" was better than "The Blair Witch Project" Teri tries to decide which faux-meat is worse:  Haggis (calf offal), Tripe (Cow stomach/butt), Spam (God knows what), or 3D printed meat. Good luck to everyone on the T-Shirt contest.

Teri and Steve discuss road warriors adjusting to living in quarantine.  Teri discusses her travel planning skills and begins to realize that traveling light is probably just for other people.   Teri and Steve debate the pros and cons of possums.

Teri reviews the women in 90-Day Fiance: The Other Way that are moving to the Middle East and reveals her attempt to sneak into Cuba.  Steve tries to understand how anyone can enjoy a trip to Disneyworld.

Teri reviews the new series Alone.  Teri reveals her love of Effen cucumber vodka and Steve discusses the plight of the sheriff of a German/Austrian town called F#%$ing who complains that English people keep stealing his town's "F$^%ing" signs.   They also discuss touring the Vatican and play another round of "Name that Show". 

This episode includes roommate experiences, Steve's Charles Bronson origin story, favorite B Movies (Part 1), knowing your three favorite body parts, and how to make sure loved ones don't return from the dead as vampires. 

Teri wants to plan a trip to Chernobyl and lists the broadway plays she has slept through.  Name that Show - Comedies.  Steve and Teri share thoughts on Ad Astra, Life (movie), and the series "The 100".

4th of July Bonus Episode.  Steve recalls his encounter with the naked Englishman.  Teri reveals her history has the TP Theif of Richmond.  Teri uses Telemundo to learn Spanish.

Show Topics:  Peligroso is the ultimate Spanish icebreaker. Stories of Haunted Houses.  Teri and her family terrorize the idyllic city of Marfa.  Things we ordered during the quarantine including the fantastic items included in Teri's FabFitFun package. 

Teri explains her theory on how Bigfoot and Yeti families were separated.  Name the Show with Teri.  Teri discusses the powers of Frankincense, the king of the oils.   The debate is on about the difference between a Muddler and a Pestle.

Steve writes his alternate ending to Peanut Butter Falcon (no spoilers) and recalls watching mating rituals in Finland.  Teri tries to guess the name of six famous SciFi shows.  Teri and Steve point out that you can find people from Louisiana no matter where in the world you happen to be.

Teri tries to convince Steve that 90-Day Fiance and Jerry Springer aren't the same show.  Does "Reality TV" have anything in common with reality?  Teri attends the International Pole Dancer competition in Vegas. 

The origin of Teri's robophobia is revealed.  Steve talks about how being served fish head soup reminded him of Dr. Demento.  Oil of the week - Peppermint.  

Tea Bricks from China. Not watching movie sequels/new TV seasons after a show hits a good stopping point.  Visiting a Blackberry farm reminds Steve about cricket cookies and 3D-printed steaks.  Teri shares her opinion on robots (spoiler alert - she's not a fan).  Teri explains that need for chicken bullies and her plans to have a bunch of super-cute Kardashian chickens.

Teri tells the story of how she called a dog whisperer to help her with her killer Maltese puppy.  Steve discusses eating dog and kangaroo and recalls when New Orlean's finest chefs created a nutria rat cookbook.   Teri tries to explain to Steve how she can love Game of Thrones and Harry Potter, but not Cowboys versus Aliens and "Choose your own adventure" books.  In "Guess that Oil", Teri explains how Palmarosa oil cures skin, muscles, and arthritis.  Finally, Teri provides a riveting update on the latest Instagram Van pictures.

In this episode, Steve highlights the awesomeness of the movie "Cowboys vs Aliens".  Teri provides the latest updates from 90-Day Fiancé and sparks a new obsession for Steve - the dating habits of googly-eyed people.  Steve also reveals the true meaning of his Asian name. 

Teri provides a unique recap of the Star Wars trilogy, relives her traumatic experience with a theater butter machine, explains the exciting world of following random vans on Instagram.   Steve and Teri debate the merits of shows on TLC vs SciFi and the soothing powers of lavender oil.